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@MartyaLaMode

1 year

Y’all thirsting over that Janelle Monae video… meanwhile Janelle Monae inna di video:

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2 years

My man’s went on the people dem show & made Bulleè Beef & Rice…

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@MartyaLaMode

7 years

Not clicking this link cause the only time curry should look this light skin is if it shoots 3's...

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7 years

15 Caribbean dishes that will win your heart

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@ShenaeCurry Had a rough two years, dog is tired and needs answers…

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4 years

“What you woulda did if I was quarantined with you right now?”

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4 years

@iiHeartNae THEN HOW SHE GON BLEND HER FACE NAE... The good sis still found a way to make it work, can teach the girls a thing or 6...

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

Nobody wanna hear no H.A.R…

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@RapUp

3 years

H.E.R. announces reggae album 🇯🇲

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@MartyaLaMode

6 years

Slow wine...

NELLY- MMT 🕊️💔

@RoGunnz

6 years

What’s your favorite wine?

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@MartyaLaMode

11 days

Little kids so funny bro cause where he learned that…

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@lostfilesjp

11 days

Why Yoshon do herb like dat 😭🤣

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@MartyaLaMode

10 months

@PASTLIFE_SCMRN Yeah he been there before, Landon just learning life…

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1 year

@FineAssIdi Yes and it was raw…

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1 year

@ShenaeCurry Completely, dog said ain’t no way that’s me in that mirror, I had a different life before…

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@theidi_ Crying, it’s fish…

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@MartyaLaMode

1 year

They gon have that bot in a drill music video w/ a red flag on it…

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@nypost

1 year

Today's cover: NYPD rolls out ‘snitchBOT’ to patrol city subways, monitor criminals

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@MartyaLaMode

11 months

its van van I like to rap/ its been 6 months since I took a nap/ my daddy need fi look a work, call his job & go back/

Rob Milton

@therobmilton

11 months

- y’all don’t want it with the Queen of Rap.

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@MartyaLaMode

1 year

@LeBambii Now this is content…

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@MartyaLaMode

7 years

R.I.P & Happy Earthstrong to the man who led Dancehall's excitement of 90's & 00's from its slang to dances, Bogle...

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

She heard him wilding and became his mother & Jamaican woman real quick, “COME AWF A DI LIVE...”

Bam 🇬🇾

@BamNino

4 years

The real WOP back he vex popping his shit 🤣 “Pussy ass nigga ole I gave myself to GOD ass nigga ole quarantining ass nigga” 😭

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@MartyaLaMode

2 years

Taking off your clothes, starting w/ your fitted…

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@MartyaLaMode

5 months

At the raft w/ my slime Amiri Cooling

UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨

@dontasktolink

5 months

This is diabolical

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

A little game called… “Last one reach, a batty man”...

👩🏾‍🌾

@bairanyc

3 years

Nah why Jamaicans run so fast tho lmao can we get a study?

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3 years

@TheeSkinBoss “So I know you said you not playing w/ me today but I’m saying tho, you wouldn’t of bought this rope if you ain’t want me to use it…”

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

He ain’t have not one answer for you...

Harriet Tubman's Armorbearer 🇸🇱🤷🏽‍♀️😏🤭

@LocdbyanAngel24

4 years

How many of you are old enough to remember using this? 😄🙈

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@MartyaLaMode

2 years

Money to not be aside…

BrandLord_ Bugs®

@bugschanty

2 years

Money aside, what do you need right now?

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

Looks like they’re going to a Jamaican party to me...

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2 years

@FineAssIdi Imagine people putting their ego aside & looking within…

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@MartyaLaMode

4 months

Y’all be substituting the liquors in drinks & calling it what you want, once you switch the alcohol it’s not the same drink bucko…

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@MartyaLaMode

5 years

Marcia never push har cart through di streets of Kingston, trick Larry & beat Olivine fi di DHQ title fi unnu to broad out patty & apply ketchup & fuckery to it...

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@MartyaLaMode

6 years

I was 4, it was Christmas & there was no snow...After realizing there’s no snow pon Christmas, I realized we had no chimney then I began to grasp seh ppl did ah tek mi fi pussyhole...

kota

@dakqta

6 years

How did y’all find out Santa isn’t real

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@MartyaLaMode

2 years

I stay out of gyal business but mumma, mi waan yuh sound out di name then look pon one picture & use clues wid context…Bout black & fully, yuh fully dunce…

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@MartyaLaMode

10 months

“So how you had felt when you had seen they had posted you with no wig?”

Desert Eagle Zo 🥭

@fonzfranc

10 months

There’s only one woman for the job.

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@MartyaLaMode

10 months

Since y’all learned what Drift & V6 is but ain’t pick up any ting else… Quick thread a Dancehall Songs Non-Jamaican/Caribbean DJ’s Can Add to Their Sets, especially this summer…

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

Cause you do need to know how to speak to people, especially the person you are with...People, men especially have this notion that being disrespectful is cool and expect zero consequence, then paint it as “honesty”. You can say something w/out being out of line...

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@MartyaLaMode

6 months

Only join a susu if the members are 50+, don’t trust this generation to susu right…

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@Richkid_life

6 months

I fake might wanna join a susu

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@MartyaLaMode

6 years

@GiveItUp4_Ty When you gotta leave your bundles out to dry...

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

Y’all gotta stop tryna force people to apologize for something that they are not sorry for...If people were sorry, they’d apologize on their own...

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@MartyaLaMode

1 year

Fuck Every Name

@fcukeveryname

4 years

fuck marty

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

Closed mouths don’t get fed & good pum pum gyal nah fi beg...

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone pon him bedroom floor true seh him hungry & him father nah feed him cause him deh pon clubhouse a moan fi a likkle bit a money…

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2 years

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1 year

Yeah I might come outside this summer…

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@MartyaLaMode

5 years

Urgent Care ain’t nothing but the WebMD store...

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@MartyaLaMode

5 years

Sorrel is an ital drink & is supposed to have ginger...Y’all alcoholics & be putting liquor inna di ting...Sorrel deh deh fi lower blood pressure, detox yuh corroded body, and cleanse your blood but unnu a drunkards...

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@MartyaLaMode

2 years

Britney - “I never got to live my life because of the conservatorship.” Nore - “Cause of the what, I don’t know what that is” Britney - “I had no control of my life & work.” Nore - “That was hard, make some noise.” EFN - “No, she didn’t have control.”

Harriet Tubman’s Gunsmoke 💨

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2 years

If Britney Spears go on Drink Champs, Nore gonna have me in fucking teaarrsss 😩😩😭😭😭

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@MartyaLaMode

5 years

These jobs don’t be wanting you to have a life, don’t be wanting to pay you, don’t want you to use your vacation days when you want...Man, better go elsewhere & tell them use a bendy straw & suck out dem madda til’ she dry up...

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2 years

Nah, what’s wrong w/ kids…

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1 year

Tek a gyal man success stories…

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@SinnamonCouture

1 year

The Car Swizz Beatz bought Alicia Keys WOW 🤩 🔥

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@MartyaLaMode

11 months

I literally cried the entire Michael Jackson/Jefferson episode…

perc

@cookupperc

11 months

who got that one south park video

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7 years

In Jamaican,you don’t say “i love you” You say “Mi rate yuh” which means “you are my lady, suga plum & your hole tight” Isn’t that amazing?

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1 year

Bredda buy Swiss Cocky Rolls, happy pride yute,,,

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7 years

If you're not going to be a good person on the inside, you're wasting money on tea tree oil & rose water...Blessed day...

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@MartyaLaMode

3 months

Bredda seh nuh show mi di front, show mi di buddy a go inna it to bloodclaat…

Big Juice 🧃

@GodElJay

3 months

Fuck nudes bitch , let me see how you fuck . Send me a sex tape

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@MartyaLaMode

4 months

Prefer go pon di bloodclaat train, disrupt people commute & dance to drift then pass round one hat…

what is it ? The BRAIDS ???

@FUCKBOOG

4 months

Asking ur girl to lend u money is insanity 😭

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

Don’t offer anything you can’t take care of when you open your ras mout...You know when gyal found out I was taking em’ somewhere? When they checked their email or when I told em to take off from work & what kind of clothes fi start buy...

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@MartyaLaMode

4 months

People love your boundaries til they realize the boundaries apply to them too…

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7 years

One of the greatest moments in Jamaican history...

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@MartyaLaMode

2 years

Crying at them playing the Toronto national anthem…

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@Kayla_Grey

2 years

Bruh they are OUT of here

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@MartyaLaMode

11 months

Yutes really be getting money to be around no hot gyal, batty tuff like charcoal…

Wave Check🌊

@thewavecheckk

11 months

Gunna turnt up on a yacht in Miami 🛥️

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2 years

Muhammad Alinked-in

@PBSImpulse9

2 years

Michigan rappers are just hilariously disrespectful dawg.

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6 years

Yuh madda favorite man...

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7 years

Bogle's most famous dance..."Bogle"...

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@MartyaLaMode

9 months

This man is so corny & dumb, his SON IS 30…

Your Grace ✨

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10 months

Mans said yalls children are delinquents but lemme make sure mine ain't.

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2 years

@Toolie__xo This definitely a first date cause you going to your own home after ice cream & shots…

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6 months

Real music…

໊

@buffys

6 months

what song radiates pure bliss

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@MartyaLaMode

1 year

This woulda unbig my buddy…

prina❤️‍🔥

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1 year

y’all not gon sit here and lie to me and say hearing “pull dat cock out” wouldn’t make you fold

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RobIsRandomAf_6 4L

@BackUpRandomRob

2 months

How did Jesus walk out of the tomb?

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@MartyaLaMode

6 years

Migos really the most Jamaican dressed non Jamaicans I’ve ever seen...85% of the time, they look like they headed to a Bogle Memorial dance...

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@MartyaLaMode

2 years

When gyal be showing you their hair & looking good, bout “stiff where?” Inna mi cocky, that’s where…Yuh look good babes…

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@MartyaLaMode

11 months

I don’t care bout nobody finances, we all out here just tryna mek a ting happen…I only be around people I actually like & rock w/, if you don’t got it today just let that be known, we hold each other down round here…If we out, we out…We not friends or homies for appearances…

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

This pic is so out of pocket but looks completely normal at the same time so that says a lot...

Tyrant. 🇩🇲

@JLaCocaina

4 years

I just had a mango smoothie and

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

This a one legendary voice...

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@MartyaLaMode

1 year

Means yuh fi look a work…

peezyyy

@parisraww

1 year

so lil baby & jayda back tg? yk what that meansssss 😊

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@MartyaLaMode

9 months

This is culture…

⚡️

@iamcreatve_

9 months

will never forgive y’all for wearing them cinnamon toast crunch flatscreen earrings back in the day

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1 year

Growing up in nyc funny as hell, different breed a yutes…Kids be in elementary on mta traveling half way cross the city for school w/ a coffee in their hand…

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@MartyaLaMode

6 years

Instead of always being defensive & refusing to be accountable for your ways, actually listen when someone is telling you bout yourself...Not everyone is trying to attack or tear you down...

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

I want y’all to stop threatening me w/ a good time…

Forever G | Forever Jellz🤞🏾💙

@PoppaTeej__

3 years

Another lockdown coming soon..

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@MartyaLaMode

9 months

Fat tuesdays, cuts & slices, the problem might be queens…

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@RespectTheZoe

9 months

Cuts & Slices The Best Name For What’s Going On

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

Please, I just had 3 job interviews while at work…One of the interviews was virtual…Something bout tryna get a new job while at your job, feels like good luck…

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@MartyaLaMode

5 years

Red cabbage, okra, peppers, broccoli, and berries all help w/ insulin levels...

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@CNN

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40 million people with diabetes will be left without insulin by 2030, a new study predicts

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

Why jobs be tryna be funny… Shorty gon ask, “why did you choose us?” I’m like, it said y’all were hiring and y’all called me back the same day… We just looked at each other… Like please okay, cut the shenanigans…

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@MartyaLaMode

11 months

This is fine, she ain’t even cut you off she just stated what she felt & also made it clear she wasn’t trying to make assumptions…Next step was either communication, reassuring or saying you ain’t got that on you…Case closed…

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1 year

@ChoKolatOnTop They so corny, seen a gyal get attention then everybody try download har personality and it nah work…Feel seh true dem batty look big it a go happen…

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

Y’all was on IG displaying labia skin & unnu battyhole rim, and IG has had enough...Good fi unnu, unnu too frisky & lascivious...

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7 months

I’m not being secretive, it’s dead not your business…

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

Being the actual source of someone’s happiness doesn’t & never sat well w/ me...

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9 months

I don’t even care if my family like me…

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@MartyaLaMode

4 years

Before I read this, did think seh unnu a bright up yuhself pon Robert Nesta Marley’s Internet a parade round cocky sleeves...

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@Sigujana_ZA

4 years

Freshly Crocheted Pots and Pans Holders , R40 each , pick up in Driefontein or dm for delivery 🚚

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@MartyaLaMode

3 years

Passa Passa, hot Monday, weddy Wednesday, dutty friday, build back, flanker Friday, gabba Sunday, car wash Sunday, exact Monday, dung deh wi deh…

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@MartyaLaMode

2 years

Ladies, it’s bout to be 9PM…Please, for the love of God & yourself, for the first time today, go eat...

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@MartyaLaMode

6 years

Rose dem red up, violet dem blue, some gyal can’t keep dem shape but dat ah nuh you...All when life hard, yuh still ah look good, yuh punanny still delicate & balance pon wood...