The world is a dark and gloomy place at the moment. So many terrible things being reported on the news. It can really get you down.
Let's start a thread of joy. A photo, a quote, a song or a fact that makes you smile.
Go!
My daughter's primary school is going to be getting new children from the hotel which is housing the refugees. She's really excited to meet them and has said she'll welcome them and look after them. That's my girl ๐ฅฐ
I get a lot of lovely comments when I post selfies, but also quite a bit of nasty trolling. Comments about my skin, wrinkles, hair etc. I could just stop posting them, but I'm defiant like that. Don't like it? Scroll past ๐๐
Thoughts for Prince William right now. I don't care that he might be privileged or whatever, at the end of the day, he lost his mum at a young age and now both his dad and his wife have cancer. That's terrible and I feel bad for him.
The main theme of the trolling that I'm receiving from Curious Cat at the moment is that I look 12 years older and there's apparently something wrong with my face.
Ok then... ๐คทโโ๏ธ
After catfishing you guys yesterday with the black and white pic (๐คญ) I thought I'd show you a more realistic photo. No make up, no filters... just me in my blemished, wrinkly, wonky glory ๐
This is what I wore to my IKEA date from hell. I should have seen it coming as Iโve remembered he told me I โwouldnโt fit in his Porscheโ whilst we were walking round. We all know a Porsche equals tiny penis, I donโt think Iโd have told him he was โbigger than I expectedโโฆ
With the news that Sunak wants kids to study maths until they're 18, can you tell me how much you use the maths you learned at school in your daily lives?
I haven't solved a quadratic equation since 1999.
I don't care if you put pineapple on your pizza or milk first in your tea.I don't care how you arrange your toilet roll,or which way you face in the shower.I don't care how you dress or what kind of car you drive.
I only care that you're kind.That's all that matters in the end.
The whole Greta/ Smalldickenergy Tate thing has been a thing of beauty to watch. The fact that his pathetic comeback video revealed his location and led to his arrest is just delicious.
There was a lady walking ahead of me earlier, in tears. I stopped, offered her a hug (which she accepted) and an ear to offload a bit. She's having a really rough time at the moment, but I'm hoping that I helped, even if just a little bit.
I've spent a lot of my life trying to fit in, but I'm turning 40 this year, and it's time to realise I never will. I'm different from most people, and that's OK.
To answer a few questions; I feel OK about it, we separated years ago, it wasn't a difficult process (in fact it was surprisingly easy) and no I don't want to date anyone else, thank you.
My children are on holiday with their dad and his girlfriend. It's kind of a weird feeling for me, but I am genuinely so happy they're having such a lovely time. ๐ฅฐ
On this
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, feel free to follow me if you like music, hate the Tories, know that Brexit was a terrible mistake and (most importantly) don't take yourselves or this silly bird app too seriously xx
Told my girls this morning about the hotel down the road housing Ukrainian refugees. Their reaction? "Oh, that's cool".
I'm glad I've raised compassionate children.
I currently feel like death warmed up.
Here are some photos when I scrubbed up OK, to remind me that I can be presentable. There's no need for this tweet really...๐คฃ๐คฃ