Eyepatch Wolf @EyePatchWolf Twitter profile

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Eyepatch Wolf

1 year

Hey. I made up a fake anime and I’m selling merch for it as if it were real. It’s called Eyepatch Wolves. You can see it here:

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2 years

irelands census asked us to write a message for a time capsule that will be opened in 100 years

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3 years

So.. a fan asked me to make a fake video to help him propose to his girlfriend, and the result is maybe the sweetest most surreal thing I've ever seen

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2 years

chainsaw man is a beautiful important work of art that conveys so much about the human condition and our inherant need to contextualise ourselves simultaneously through experiences of both profound joy and profound sorrow but also if makima wanted to step on me that would be fine

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4 months

I just found out about my own divorce through this article. I am devastated.

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1 year

got married.

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2 years

sometimes it's hard to know how to feel

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2 years

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3 years

The greatest to ever do it. Good bye, and thank you for everything.

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1 year

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3 years

Kentaro Miura, creator of Berserk, has died at age 54. There are no words.

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

Kazuki Takahashi, creator of Yu-Gi-Oh, has passed away. An incredible author and artist responsible for some of the most iconic characters in manga, and a foundational creator in what modern shonen is, the industry will forever be indebted to him. Rest In Peace

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2 years

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

8 months

I hit on the sexy baldurs gate vampire and he replied "Im sorry. Its not you, its me. I have standards."

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2 months

Akira Toriyama has died at 68. A master of his craft who transformed the world around him. Rest in peace. Thank you for everything.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

I found out what a sigma male is this week I feel like masculinity has entered its buu saga, and we are now just making up power levels

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

trying to enjoy a nice anime and suddenly feel so attacked

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

more like super bi patch wolf happy bi visibility ury body

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

Yo it's Trans Day of Remembrance, stay beautiful, be who you are🏳️‍⚧️

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Eyepatch Wolf

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1 year

She's shy. We've been together 17 years. Still get excited when I hear her key in the door in the evenings. She still makes me laugh everyday. Still can't think straight when she wears a dress.

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@EyePatchWolf

8 months

just to be clear this photo is me about to cast a street fighter-esque fireball, not me begging for my life. just wanted to clear that up.

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8 months

When karma lands, it lands hard 💢

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Eyepatch Wolf

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3 years

One of the hardest things this year was staying productive/ creative. If you made things in 2020, even if you think they sucked, that is an achievement, and you are great and I love you.

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2 years

IT IS TIME. This is the hardest video I've ever had to make. This is also some of the most I've ever enjoyed making a video. Thank you Kentaro Miura.

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@EyePatchWolf

3 years

Hey. Thank You 💖

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

10 months

i didnt know it was possible for a logo to have divorce energy

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2 years

happy birthday everyone.

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2 years

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2 years

metal sonic > shadow

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2 years

healin real nice💖

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@EyePatchWolf

4 years

According to my partner, last night in my sleep, I laughed then whispered: "Nomura you sonova bitch"

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

8 months

Well. It happend. The Garfield video has surpassed my Simpsons video to become my most watched video of all time. My future. My legacy. He takes everything from me.

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@EyePatchWolf

3 years

looks like best jojo is here

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

i got an email from someone saying their life is in danger and that they're sending me the script to there star wars fan fic so it doesnt die with them im so tired

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

YOU HOPE AND YOU PRAY FOR ADAPTATIONS ON THIS LEVEL WHILE KNOWING DEEP DOWN ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN BUT GOD DAMN IT WE HAVE ARRIVED IT IS HAPPENING

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@EyePatchWolf

1 year

the fall of man

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

Hello. I'm looking for illustrators for a project, particularly people with strong character illustration. If that is you, and you’d like to be a part of it, please link three of your pieces below that you feel best represent your style.

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2 years

The highest quality Berserk pages I could find all had thick white lines through the double page spreads, ruining the compositions. I spent quite a while stitching those pages together and repainting them. Im linking a gallery of those spreads here:

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Eyepatch Wolf

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4 months

of all the wierd shit that has happened me online, this ranks somewhere around the middle.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

I’ve been trying to understand the situation in Gaza, and my takeaway is this: it is not complicated. Ordinary people are being ripped from their homes and murdered by forces infinitely larger and more powerful than they are. That is it. It is wrong. It will always be wrong.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

1 year

still think of that time a guy asked me "are you super eyepatch wolf" and I replied "unfortunately yes" and he just paused, looked at the ground and said "...I'm sorry."

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

4 years

Take comfort in the fact you will never fuck up this badly in your entire life:

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Eyepatch Wolf

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1 year

"Only by embracing the darkness within, can we become the truest version of ourselves" -Jon Arbuckle

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3 years

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

1 year

Hello. This Saturday I will be presenting a panel with @hbomberguy Attached is a photo of what it looks like when we stand next to each other. If you would like to experience this joy in person, come to @Akumakon in Galway this weekend.

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

"Only by embracing the darkness within, can we become the most authentic version of ourselves."

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@EyePatchWolf

3 years

i like how modern day mid life crises start when your 23 and end when you die

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@EyePatchWolf

1 year

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

I do not think Social Media Influencer courses are Good. I think they are quite bad. Here is a video as to why I think that.

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

RIVERDALE UPDATE Archie and Betty survive a multi-universe merging bomb blast by hiding under a table. Veronica hires an assassin to kill her dad. Cheryl is possessed by an evil witch. Betty encounters the shows 15th serial killer. Archie and his dog develop super powers.

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@EyePatchWolf

1 year

i wish nearly every horror movie of the last 20 years didn't have that scene where the protag google searches the ghost

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

may god have mercy on us all

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

Remember the comment thread I made a couple of months back on how anyone claiming they’ve “cracked the code” to gaining online followings is probably not acting in good faith? Well

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@EyePatchWolf

4 years

I come from a country with a painful history of racism and oppression. The fact that even that history pales in comparison to what black lives have gone through -and are still going through- breaks my heart. Polite neutrality isn’t enough, it never was. Please do what you can:

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

the thing that really bothers me with the @TotallyNotMark situation, is that ultimately its about large corporations suppressing any conversation they can't control

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

I missed world mental health day so here it is: I have anxiety and depression, and that is ok. I talk to my friends and family, I go to therapy, I get help. I'm not weak for doing it. I’m just weird and complicated and that's fine.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

I think its really weird how horny people are about the giant resident evil woman. Especially me. Very disappointed in myself.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

1 year

ok look i might be making a chainsaw man video

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

Watched Re:Zero. Ah lads. What are we doin here.

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2 years

RIVERDALE UPDATE Veronica attacked by shotgun wielding grandma, Betty chainsaw dismembers ex boyfreind zombie, Tabitha teleports Percival back in time to face Satan, Archie stabbed 13 times, true villain of the show revealed- a meteorite that will crush Riverdale in 24 hours

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Eyepatch Wolf

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5 years

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

had the pleasure of being gifted some beautiful art from one of my favorite artists @Kekeflipnote

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@EyePatchWolf

3 years

birthday dude

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3 years

Buying a PC with Dell: My Journey Into Hell

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

1 year

the new silent hill merch is so bad I genuinly love it

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

have you ever felt like a fictional show was straight up laughing at you

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

I am sorry. I can not Riverdale Update the latest Riverdale. Riverdale has out Riverdaled Riverdale. It has broken me. I thought I was laughing at it. But I have was the joke all along. I will need more than 280 characters. I will need. To go back

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

i remember this one time at a con, a guy came up to me and told me how much my Legend of the Galactic Heroes video meant to him. I had never watched Legend of the Galactic Heroes. I explain this to him. He refuses to belive me.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

Hello I wanted to warn people that this picture of me, is not a real photo, but a doctorted digital image.

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

Met @TotallyNotMark atop a mountain for our fated IRISH ANIME YOUTUBER DEATH BATTLE Turns out we really get on, and had a lovely time instead.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

9 months

i cant do this anymore

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

someone asked me how i am doing over the queens death. i am doing fine.

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@EyePatchWolf

4 years

The ps5 looks like a ps3 wearing a shirt and popped collar, I feel like its about to crush me at beer pong

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

Congrats to Maya and Paul! met these two at a con about a year ago, and they were really lovely. Thanks for letting me be part of such a sweet moment ~

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

"So how are you doing after the Garfield video?"

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

me after spending five weeks producing and directing my own space jam 2 fan fiction

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

remember how i said i was done making long videos and id be keeping vids tighter from here well

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

1 year

I’ve been doing this for 7 years. Chainsaw Man is my favourite piece of media to release in that time. Here is my video on it:

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@EyePatchWolf

9 months

my greatest regret in life is not buying the shitty silent hill tshirt

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

Once or twice a year, I like to do a video that makes me think: “Wow, this could destroy my career.” Here is that video.

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@EyePatchWolf

3 years

final fantasy 8 was good.

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@EyePatchWolf

4 years

Had a few people on Patreon leave because of loosing jobs/ financial woes, and leaving apologetic messages. People shouldn't feel guilty for that, taking care of you and your own is infinitely more important than supporting a yt channel. Any creator worth supporting knows that.

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3 years

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

1 year

I won’t be making a Current State of Shonen Jump Video next year, and likely not any year after that. Been doing those videos for six years, and I don't feel excited to make them anymore, and there’s people in the Jump community better suited to make those videos than me.

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Eyepatch Wolf

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6 months ago I thought “I should put out a little video on fake video games in between bigger vids, that sounds fun.” Half a year later, here’s a 2 hour video, that for some silly reason, is about the nightmare of existence through fictional worlds:

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1 year

This game destroyed my life. 10/10.

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@EyePatchWolf

1 year

so shocking when an absolute piece of shit turns out to be an absolute piece of shit

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@EyePatchWolf

4 years

My mam asked me to not talk about Sonic porn anymore.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

"If you're in our premium class, your seat belt works like this, if you're in economy class, your seat belt works like this." thanks american airlines. most dystopian thing i've heard in a while.

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

RIVERDALE UPDATE Tabatha is shot, which sends her back in time, where she attempts to stop the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, assisted by arch angel Rapheal (who looks like jughead) who reveals his true form, causing peoples eyes to bleed and shattering their minds

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

My exact face as I line up the audio from the Berserk video and realise its over an hour and a half

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

2 years

getting rid of my old chair goodbye old friend I am so sorry for everything my ass did to you

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

My Dad was like: "Hey you hit a million subscribers. Also, stop leaving the hot water on."

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

4 years

hey @Glinner looks like your accounts going away so just a reminder that I ranked all 4.9 million people of Ireland from best to worst and guess who came in dead fuckin last buddy

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

Seeing more and more about “Online Influencer” courses. I don’t think any good can come from a person spending large parts of their life trying to get internet famous.

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

RIVERDALE UPDATE Percival Pickens (A 1000 year old immortal time demon) lures the gang into activating an evil curse through a scam involving over due liberary books, Veronica kills a man by having (spider) sex with him, Reggie begins his training to become a wizard

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

1 year

i am making a wrestling video

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@EyePatchWolf

2 years

Mountain Bois @WoolieWoolz and @FoldableHuman

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Eyepatch Wolf

@EyePatchWolf

3 years

I appreciate people saying i am nice for doing this, but all I did was like 2 minutes of VO, Paul was the one who thought it all up and actually pulled it off, and Maya was cool enough to make him want to do it, so all credit to them!

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