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A community holding the cheating Houston Astros, and fans that choose to support them, accountable.

Joined March 2023
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@HoustonTrollers
Houston Troll Squad
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When the voltage on the buzzer gets turned up…
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These new Houston city connect uniforms are straight 🔥
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@HoustonTrollers
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The cheating Houston Astros are currently dead last in the AL West! 🙏
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The cheating Houston Astros lose AGAIN to the Texas Rangers! They’re now 2-7! Absolute poverty!
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Hate when that happens!
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This kid gets it!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Jose Altuve is a stain on baseball
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@HoustonTrollers
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Escape your Sunday scaries by laughing at cheating Jose Altuve getting thrown out (by a mile) at home plate!
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@HoustonTrollers
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The Altuve family Christmas photo just dropped. What a cute family!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@JRedDubDeuce How do you cheat and then still say you’re a “world champion”?
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@HoustonTrollers
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1 month
Today seems like a good day to remind the world that the cheating Houston Astros were never punished for developing, implementing and covering up the most elaborate cheating scheme in MLB baseball, spanning multiple seasons.
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@HoustonTrollers
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Thank you @MLB for doing the right thing!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Fun fact: The cheating Houston Astros haven’t beaten the New York Yankees since their broadcast aired this graphic.
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@HoustonTrollers
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The cheating Houston Astros have been SWEPT by the Yankees in their 4 game series! Soto continues to own their poverty franchise!
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
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Juan Soto gives the Yankees the lead with a single off Josh Hader!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Congratulations to cheating Houston Astro Jose Altuve for being the first player in MLB history to reach the 300-300 club. 300 Stolen Bases 300 Stolen Signs
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@HoustonTrollers
Houston Troll Squad
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The Chicago Cubs SWEEP the cheating Houston Astros! Houston has been swept 4 times & the season is only 4 weeks old! They’re 7-19! 😂
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Talkin’ Baseball
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Pete Crow-Armstrong's first Major League hit is a GO-AHEAD HOMER
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@HoustonTrollers
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Cheating Houston Astro fans everyday on this app!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@htowncritic You’ve won 1 WS over a 7 year time period. That’s nowhere close to a dynasty
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@HoustonTrollers
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@MLBONFOX Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of frauds!
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@HoustonTrollers
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The cheating Houston Astros have been SWEPT by the Royals! They lose 13-3! They’re a pathetic 4-10 on the season!
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Kansas City Royals
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Who ordered the nine-run inning?
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@HoustonTrollers
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@MLB If y’all agree with Kanye, give us a follow!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Don’t think the cheating Houston Astros broadcast team likes us very much! What’s the deal @SpaceCityHN ?!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@MLBONFOX Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of players and fans!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@astros 10 games under .500 😂😂 Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of players and fans Repugnant cheaters
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@HoustonTrollers
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Once again, the cheating Houston Astros lose to the New York Yankees! Juan Soto continues to own their poverty franchise!
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Juan Soto's first home run as a Yankee gives them a lead in Houston! 💪
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Justin Verlander pitched for the cheating Houston Astros AAA affiliate today. We’re just going to leave this here 😂
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@HoustonTrollers
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@MLB @Nationals Who else is loving seeing the cheating Houston Astros go down in flames?!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Adolis Garcia continues to own the cheating Houston Astros!
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Texas Rangers
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Just like old times. #StraightUpTX
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@JustBB_Media 1. Karma 2. No trash cans or buzzers Baseball fans love to see it 🙏
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Cheating Houston Astro fans continue to deny the truth!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Gotta get those reps in!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@astros Back to 10 games under .500! The Big Dumper OWNS you! Seattle owns you! WE own you!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@astros Is the buzzer sold separately??
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The cheating Houston Astros lose! They’re 4-11 on the season. Big papi, talk to the people! #StraightUpTX #RelentingAstros
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@HoustonTrollers
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@astros Another series sweep! 🧹 Your pitching is 🗑️ Your bats are 🗑️ 6-14!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Another day, another spring training loss for the cheating Houston Astros! Altuve & Bregman were 0-6 combined!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Yes, it’s spring training. But around here, we’ll take any opportunity to celebrate a Houston L! Blanked by the Tigers 😂
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@HoustonTrollers
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@jaysonst @MicrophoneMilo Stolen World Series: Cheating Houston Astros: 1 The other 29 teams: 0
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@astros Karma is getting real for you cheaters We love to see it! 7-18!
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@HoustonTrollers
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Justin Verlander was absolutely lights out in his AAA assignment tonight! This is the guy the Cheating Houston Astros can’t wait to get back?! 😂
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@HoustonTrollers
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The cheating Houston Astros have lost AGAIN to the New York Yankees! This has to be the highlight of the game! 👇
@StoolBaseball
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The Astros. Yikes.
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The cheating Houston Astros lose in extras to the Nationals! Houston is now 7-15!
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Joey Meneses wins the game for the @Nationals ! #Walkoff
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@BenVerlander They’re 6-11 and dead last in the division
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@astros Y’all are worthless without those trash cans and buzzers Absolute poverty! 2-7!
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Kansas City walks it off against the cheating Houston Astros! Good guys win tonight!
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Salvy walks it off for the Royals!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@astros Y’all suck at baseball Go bang on some trash cans Swept in a 4 games series! 😂
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@HoustonTrollers
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The cheating Houston Astros lose AGAIN to the Mariners! The Big Dumper smokes a HR late off Josh Hader to seal the victory! Houston is back to 10 games under .500 #TridentsUp
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Seattle Mariners
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CAL IN THE CLUTCH ‼️
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@CopierCollin Teams that cheated for a WS Ring: -Cheating Houston Astros
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POV: Dodger fans understand the assignment! 😤 #Dodgers
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@HoustonTrollers
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The Braves beat the cheating Houston Astros in extra innings! That’s a series sweep! 🧹 Houston is 6-14!
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Orlando for the lead! #BravesCountry
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The cheating Houston Astros lose again! They’re a pathetic 2-6 to begin the season.
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An opening statement. #StraightUpTX
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@astros Just say the buzzers malfunctioned. That’s the real reason
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@MLBONFOX Cheating Houston Astros lost Best kind of opening day!
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@astros Your team is actual poverty 😂😂😂 Cheaters
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@HoustonTrollers
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“JoSe AlTuVe DiDn’T cHeAt” Fact check:
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@HoustonTrollers
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The cheating Houston Astros didn’t throw a no-hitter last night. They, shockingly enough, cheated for it.
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@astros Y’all are mf poverty 😂😂 Go bang on trash cans, cheaters
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@HoustonTrollers
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They’re booing Josh Hader in Houston 👀
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How the first 3 weeks of the season have gone for the cheating Houston Astros! #Relentless #RepBX #BravesCountry #Royals
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@HoustonTrollers
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Safe to say they’re hooked!
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@astros “Alexa, play, we’re 2-5”
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Spring training this, spring training that Any day the cheating Houston Astros lose is cause for celebration!
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Final: Mets 6, #Astros 5
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@HoustonTrollers
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Welcome to all of our new members! We’re proud to be a community made up of fans representing the 29 other fan bases that believe in our mission. DM’s are open should you ever have special requests or need to communicate privately. Let’s have some fun this season!
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@HoustonTrollers
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@MLBNetwork @ABREG_1 @astros How many were trash can assisted? The man is a total and complete fraud
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The cheating Houston Astros lose AGAIN to the Atlanta Braves! They’re now 6-13 & remain dead last in the AL West!
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The cheating Houston Astros lost AGAIN to the Kansas City Royals! When we tell you their team is actual 🗑️ we aren’t lying!
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Kansas City Royals
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A career-high 5-RBI night for Vinnie!
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Juan Soto continues to OWN the cheating Houston Astros! #OpeningDay
@BRWalkoff
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JUAN SOTO GUNS DOWN THE TYING RUN AT THE PLATE 🚀 (h/t @TalkinYanks )
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@astros You’ve now been swept FOUR times this season! The season is only 4 weeks old 😂 Enjoy 7-19 Cheaters!
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@astros CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER
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@astros Here’s a recap of how it went last time, for those needing a reminder:
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What justice for 2017 would look like!
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@astros 7-16 😂
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@htowncritic Minus how many wins and playoff appearances for cheating?
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Cheating Houston Astro fans have been seeing this man in their nightmares all offseason!
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@astros You suck! You’re 9 games UNDER .500! Cheating pieces of absolute 💩
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@MLBONFAX Their entire existence is built upon a lie. They were never real.
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@astros Ain’t no way you paid 95 million for that bum closer 😂😂 You’re literal poverty!
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Jose Altuve will always be known as an ethically bankrupt cheater.
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@astros Your cheating team is absolute poverty 😂 Adolis Garcia owns you!
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@astros @NewEraCap It’s not called “luck” It’s called cheating
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@nnickk22 Bc you’re low brow cheating fans were flooding our comments with bots So only verified troll squad members can now comment Cry cheater
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@astros All cheater, no authenticity
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@BenVerlander Because your brother pitches for those cheaters 🤷‍♂️
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@BRWalkoff Y’all already know! 😤
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Down to their final out, the Toronto Blue Jays BEAT the cheating Houston Astros! Can you imagine paying 95 million for a closer that does this?! 😂
@StoolBaseball
Barstool Baseball
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DAVIS SCHNEIDER THE HERO OFF JOSH HADER
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Houston Troll Squad
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The cheating Houston Astros are blanked by the Nationals! Houston is 7-16! 😂
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Washington Nationals
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What a Weekend
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@AstrosGang No one outside of Houston acknowledges 2017 as legit 2022 is even a stretch
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Sleep well, squad members. Our work begins tomorrow! #openingday
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@TalkinBaseball_ His buzzer must have malfunctioned
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@MarkBerman_ KARMA There’s your word
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@ryanbokros @AstrosGang You’re 0-4 Your team is in ruins Delete your account Cheater
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@brianmctaggart Tucker can go pound sound Cheater
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@astros Your bullpen is actual poverty 😂 7-15 is horrendous! Cheaters!
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@astros You lost to a minor league team?! 😂😂
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@astros Cheating prices of absolute 🗑️ Your team is poverty Your manager is poverty Embarrassment to MLB!!
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When cheating Houston Astro fans get triggered by us holding them accountable.
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