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The Poison Rose of the north. 🇭🇺🇮🇪 Mérgező rózsa She/They.

Budapest, Yorkshire
Joined March 2017
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I gave up everything for fame
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@PokemonGems This is a strong contender
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@Alice_Integral @Imani_Barbarin Anesthesiologist said good NIGHT
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@tpwrtrmnky My wait was literally 6 years. Do they think were doing this for fun?
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@NeonTailzz "When the looting starts the shooting starts" but he didn't say a damn thing about people stealing classified stuff right out of Nancy Pelosi's desk.
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@SmoothDunk It was too challenging for me
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@ourownwells Isn't the whole movie just "things we don't want to see in movies anymore"? Like there's Vietnam film, blackface, able person playing mentally disabled guy, walking fat joke, lesser star we'll forget, random rapper with no acting experience, and definitely not Harvey Weinstein
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@hayleyrFoto There are better ways to do it than Library of Alexandria-ing a decade of content
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@HarryNicholas_ "There wasn't this trans thing 10 years ago" say supposed watchers of a show that has been won by a trans person twice. Seriously, Nadia won almost 20 years ago. We have always been here.
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@SarahBurssty Solar particle
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@dontgetkettled Now THAT'S direct action
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@PLUS2648 @gowonmode Yean, this was his response to The Simpsons having a gag where Italian cops had a picture of Peter labelled "Plagiarismo" and he didn't understand why this wasn't on the same level until Matt cut him off for a while for it.
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@thornhawthorne The hell is the point of a truck designed to carry all your junk when you have to lift it to chin height like a strongman competition just to get it onto the bed?
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@81FLWR @p1astris The likelihood of rain in England is exactly proportional to how inconvenient rain would be.
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@eijidoesthings None of these words are in the Bible.
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@ainothema Honestly they should have put a huge photo of the knife guy next to it titled "this loser is afraid of red, yellow, and blue"
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@iamchrispaezjr @StormLord96 If Tony Stark's best friend with all the money they need and the government on their side couldn't get his spine fixed after a bad landing, noone can.
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@GeorgeTaylorG Shoutout to Napalm Death for somehow managing to both Ship of Theseus themselves twice by the time the 4th album came out, and then have a stable line up after that for over 20 years
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@FooweeFoowee It's kinda scary that I literally wouldn't have noticed if it wasn't for that. Even the hands look alright
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@GarlicCorgi "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead" is from Barney's ridiculous arthouse film about his alcoholism
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@Kianainhi8081 @shoichi_abe1024 @mrjeffu Thekr reunion has been inactive for a bit because their drummer has serious spine problems but they're releasing their first song in 8 years this week.
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@Its_Mr_Floyd You have to think Joji looked at the Logan Paul forest incident and decided he's picked the right time.
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@ErinInTheMorn ... Hold on, what genius designed a door that stays locked for 30 seconds while you're trying to get out in case of fire?
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@InkInTheStink Of all people to potentially make angry why would you ever pick Brock Lesnar?
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@Nash076 I am still not over one of my friends ending their life over 2 years ago. It haunts me all the time. And he directly tried to put that on people. All he had to do was apologise and write and source better videos. Instead he did this.
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@vomitex It's clickbait. She basically always dresses like the left side, and she even calls out someone who told her to dress more like the right to pass.
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@One_Wing92 @GunnerDobbins Which honestly makes the alternate timeline in Super where Bulma is deliberately rounding them up every year and wasting the wish on looking slightly younger every time because they're too powerful to just be out there a lot funnier.
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@b0tster @GoldenWeaver25 When a poppy grows too tall, it gets noticed and cut down.
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@KatyMontgomerie I love the framing of it like it's posing for a photo with a skull that was the specific problem. I bet there's at least 2% of either medical or anthropology students have a photo of them doing a Hamlet impression with someone's skull.
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@dklmarxist OK, it's rare that I say "I could do better myself" but I think I might actually have a lower 100m time myself
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@SupreMairo637 @Parzival_jay This is straight up why Clark Kent manages to disguise himself too. Noone at the Planet thinks the dork they work with could be a superhero, and Noone who knows the alien demigod thinks he'd be working a 9-5 at a newspaper
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@scottaawilson Seriously, I rarely ever find a person in the wild who actually cares. And when I do find all 6 of the campaigners who care so much about women's sports, they can never tell me how the Lionesses did in their last match.
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@yasminesummanx That name just flashbanged every Emo between 25 and 35 years old 😂
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@notCursedE The proposed notes for this has one person trying to do the "she never said anything transphobic" shenanigans and every reply telling that person to drop the pretense.
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@AlanJZycinski That's not even a crime IN ISRAEL
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@mssakshinarula @TudorChick1501 I didn't like the ending
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@cmclymer How hard was "Catherine is taking time off from Royal duties due to a medical procedure", and why did they mess around with faked photos, soft launching the side chick, and the body doubles? It's how not to run PR is all I'm saying.
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@liverfrog It's disguised shrinkflation isn't it?
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@penfoldsfiv If Alex is finding what he thinks is sexualised content of a deceased 16 year old girl, why is he sharing it on Twitter?
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@BlizzyP039 @GluffOfficial He's said before that he tries not to think about it too much, but I sweat he just makes jokes about it as his form of survivors guilt.
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@Devon_OnEarth I'm genuinely surprised that that's been going a day and a half and Noone has at least tried to take a pot shot at the sign
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@LukeMiani Some people just don't get that "you have to spend money to make money" also applies to the government investing in people. Imagine how productive America would be if people didn't have to worry about a minor injury or student loans leaving them in debt for life.
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@keffals His script for this video was probably typed with one hand.
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@notCursedE Also she came out in the middle of a pandemic when we were literally banned from outdoors. What else was she supposed to do except use the social media popular with her generation?
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@Clarimbo175402 @Q_Review Margot Robbie is the wrong person to use for this point... Er... Meme
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@Q_Review I think iDubbbz stopped caring what his old fans thought when his wife made an OnlyFans and they acted like it was a moral failing on his part for not caring.
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@_Rewhan The dildo of consequence will not arrive lubed
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@GaoRush I mean it could be worse...
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@kattenbarge "how have I gained weight?" says guy who force feeds himself junk food 3 times a day after years of eating food cooked by his vegan chef wife.
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@SoupTransphobes Was she born in 1988?
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You know what? I'm claiming the 1PW name. What's the owner gonna do, sue me? With what money?
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@Demivvy @GunnerDobbins "Oh no the actor isn't available because he's doing Superman Returns" Then recast him? You're already on your 3rd Shadowkat in 3 films
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@TomatoJamSalad I love how they've upped it to £1000 now because it's so extortionate getting a ticket that £100 penalty fare is actually cheaper than a lot of tickets.
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@Sathraal @SmoothDunk He's doing a bit ripping mostly on Ricky Gervais for doing stand up complaining about trans people without telling any actual jokes.
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@batsy09 You are now entering Free Delivery
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@HarryNicholas_ Oh yeah, I'm guessing they wouldn't have even made anything of it if she didn't come out herself. I'm just having a go at some of the edgelords in these replies.
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@melstonemusic I swear the pandemic just ate us all alive.
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@BeijingPalmer Did they hire Chaya Rachik or something?
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@The_Zodi_Lady @lukeisamazing @spacetwinks Fair for Britain too. Whenever I see Americans come over here for wrestling shows and try the "your city sucks" thing, the whole crowd is just like "yeah that's fair"
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@IANdrewDiceClay I seem to remember this whole TV show about how much the rest of her family sucked and it didn't even cover how bad they were off camera.
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@instonveevinder Remember when 12 was refusing to regenerate so she dropped him right where 1 was?
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@paraaids Also the one that does mildly notice something is up but gets ignored (and has less followers) is played by a trans man.
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@c91099 @Rattums1 @abcdentminded I remember for a while there was a good one with the TikTok TTS where if you got it to say a bunch of Hs in a row it sounded drunk for the rest of whatever you're reading.
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@ClaireMax Looking it up, Black Widow seems to depend entirely on if the artist is using Scarlet as a reference pic. Which is stupid considering how impractical that would be while doing qcro antics in a catsuit.
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If wrestling is straight explain this #BigGayBrunch
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@UglaStefania They're the same people that hated women so much 15 years back they called all vaginas axe wounds.
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@girldrawsghosts I wanna see him show up in Deadpool as a passing mention like "oh I survived by moving to a better universe"
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@H0NEYRIVER I'm assuming for the exact same reason they used to call things "coincidences", right?
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@crowpontifex @dennisbhooper Weirdly enough, they've had a time skip a while back and now he's the dad of the current Dennis.
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@EllaYurman Fr. If anything this would only confirm they dated. Not that Pepe Silvia looking conspiracy mood board 4chan put out.
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@new_is_good @_claypot Probably the surprisingly powerful voice on Tay for someone who was like 16 at the time, and that *I move away from the mic to breathe in* caption
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@RGibsongirl Oh that's right up Main Street AND Central Park
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@athenamount It's literally the phrase "dance like nobody is watching" and people missed that?
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@Freyjihad I know some people actually use those for hauling stuff, but I swear 95% of people who buy them use them as soccer mom vans with an open trunk
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@b0tster @GoldenWeaver25 Tall Poppy Syndrome, and also psyop nonsense
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@IANdrewDiceClay I'm guessing that's why calling Rhea and Kay Lee Ray the NXT Champions only lasted about 3 weeks
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@SS5Ghaleon11 @appuntito160 A certain presidential candidate got 5 cops killed in the process of trying to overturn the election and suffered no consequences
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@barry Did you know they didn't even bother to sell this car in Europe because they knew our safety regs would tell them all to go away?
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@LookN2MyEyeZZ @RightWingCope The fact that they think some of the most beautiful women are trans fails so hard at being an insult it wraps back around into compliment
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@MarzGurl Easily my favourite joke in Super is Sean Schemmel ad libbing the "I forgot my tractor" bit.
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@imshanereaction They've even admitted their one major fault, which was having Chandler's dad be either a drag queen or trans (they didn't know there was a difference) and having a cis woman play them.
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@edzitron Only Elon could screw up an AI chat it so bad it experiences 5 minutes of Twitter and decides NOT to be racist.
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@DiscipleOfBrad It's been a while since I've seen a companion who's been "just some guy" as much as he was.
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@Devon_OnEarth I'm so glad we keep bombing randomly in the middle east rather than fixing any of our own problems
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@Official_Stolas @ourownwells Yeah. Fair warning you're gonna hear the R word a lot, but that's genuinely just part of them forcing a conversation on disrespect towards the disabled.
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@ChrisVoiceman Remember the part that made it into the adverts where he finds an attractive woman and tells her she has to have sex with him or the world will end?
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@LinguistReborn Oh THAT'S why my reports from like 9 months ago when she brigaded me finally went through.
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@realkevinkelly Gee, take a guess why people don't like you, Kevin.
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@AliceAvizandum Pro wrestler!
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@StopTweetingMia She can't keep getting away with it!
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@glit3i @Shark3ozero No it's literally just the guy behind the camera and it to try and do a Yanny Laurel thing.
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@HelloThereBeter @RiseFallNickBck Also, he's explaining that to an orange skimmed girl fairly new to the planet who probably doesn't yet understand why being black in America is a disadvantage. Of course he told her being half robot was the problem.
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@keffals Correct points he had: The US shouldn't have been giving the IDF weapons. Incorrect opinions: Literally every other part.
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@electricraijuu @NoBadNoel @NicholasMoore16 Well, that was because they made a cutaway calling Matt and Trey gay but then Fox told them flat no.
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@melstonemusic It's like 4 and a half now
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