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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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me in The Last of Us world trying to convince the other survivors not to shoot me after i got bit

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

28 days

@FREAKYPRlNCESS She said "why dont you ever post me on your story"

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

8 months

"1970" and shes playing on an ipad 😭

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Will Barnet, “Woman Reading” (1970)

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

5 months

the way this wouldnt be that bad if she didnt try to portray herself as an edgelord who doesnt give a fuck. like how do u pal around with nazis and tell people u dont give a shit and then act like this. just embarrassing.

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@NATERERUN

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This video of doja cat be taking me out 😭

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

pearl's big ass

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

11 months

@tv_educator andrew hussie grew a twink in his lab absent of the mistakes he saw present in himself

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

@bxsel why did taylor do this

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

@Cryballs @bxsel oh hell no so she felt it coming out so she pushed it back in

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@HarleyForSure

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@DISSOLVED__GIRL @meefstewk went to gooning class and everyone said you were valedictorian

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@HarleyForSure

9 months

And if you kidnap all the princesses, who will clean your TOILETS mister Ice King?

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@HarleyForSure

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@abjortia leave. her. alone.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 months

@FREAKYPRlNCESS me during the eclipse

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@HarleyForSure

2 months

@holzawn god this is so stupid but im giggling

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@HarleyForSure

3 months

@danghentschel ...Are you serious? You are holding your DAUGHTER for the first time. If a TikTok ban makes this the worst day of your life, then you clearly don't value your newborn child. Grow up, dude. You're a FATHER.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

hunter schafer wants to paint the post she agreed with as something else so here's what she ACTUALLY agreed with. read the opening line. read the thesis of that post and all the points it makes trying to support it and tell me hunter isn't lying to your faces. 🧵

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 month

it is so funny that internet historian fanboys were calling hbomb a murderer and the whole time james was just in his room jerking off

Lady Emily

@GreatCheshire

1 month

By the way, since some people have figured it out on their own already, just gotta say that the same day James Somerton put up his post faking his death he rebranded his alt account then posted about tv shows and horny posted

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@HarleyForSure

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@danghentschel My friend sent me this. Are you serious? Is this what workplace confidence does for you?

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

the gordy scene in nope

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@HarleyForSure

1 year

@okk_zach my heart would sink thru my chest

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@HarleyForSure

3 months

@SebastianA6776 @ThePopTingz @SebastianA60054 LMFAO

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

10 months

@timeforjaya i think "jokes that didnt quite land" is not a good way to put it but otherwise i agree with you

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@HarleyForSure

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@danghentschel You are so beautiful

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@HarleyForSure

1 year

2023 is now 36% complete

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

ethel cain would've been my best friend in highschool i would have said her full name was ethanol cocaine and she would've been like omg i can't take you anywhere harley

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@HarleyForSure

2 months

@LandfallGames i posted this two days ago and im going to need to see proof that the ascii face customization was not RIPPED away from my DELICATE, TRANSGENDER HANDS

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@HarleyForSure

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 months

@danghentschel Is this a joke? Why does it look like you DROPPED her?

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@HarleyForSure

15 days

@westernunion2k it feels so weird to see a meme that i only understand because i read a single wikipedia article years ago

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

@wagatwe when i was depressed i was not in need of other people's perspectives. that's literally all i got from people, i had enough of other people's perspectives. what i needed was someone to listen to me and not act like they were humoring someone not in touch with reality.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

10 months

@brianjoralvarez what about an aunt that is your uncles wife?

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

3 months

hbomber guy getting venmo'd 17 dollars with a note saying "Please right my wrongs..."

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@Hbomberguy

3 months

Huh

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

the minion menu at ihop says trans rights

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@HarleyForSure

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

4 months

@danghentschel Uh.. Aircraft Manufacturing? Like you manufacture planes? The planes in the sky? That need precise specifications to work properly? That isn't a profession where you can just fake it until you make it. Lives are at risk. Yeah, you're getting fired.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 months

@danghentschel From your lazy excuse to the picture of your concerned face, I think that miiiight not be dye. Considering red is, you know, also the color of *human blood*. And, buddy, X detectives don't play around about flagrant displays of crime. You're prooobably going to jail.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

3 months

@danghentschel Uh... Why do you have her purse? If you're asking what that is, she clearly doesn't know you're looking inside it...

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

me when i see a man with a penis

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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@ImNotOwned

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

4 months

@sweetposting if a teacher had butterflies for me i'd fold

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

3 months

@danghentschel ...Did I read this wrong? You might've not known the dog but you love your partner and you should care that they lost someone important to them. I'm lost. Can you really be that cold?

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@HarleyForSure

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@chronakey do you know i think about this video constantly. "hold on when's the performance starting" is etched into my brain

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

7 months

ME AND GF MOVING TO MISSOURI TODAY. DOES ANYONE HAVE 1000000 DOLLARS I CAN BORROW WITHOUT MAKING ME GIVE IT BACK?

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

this image makes me so happy. he's drinking a carbonated beverage like me. we have so much in common with the animal kingdom :)

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@HarleyForSure

2 months

am i tripping???????

Wario64

@Wario64

2 months

Content Warning is free to own on Steam (offer ends April 2nd) "Content Warning is a co-op horror game where you film spooky stuff with your friends to try and go viral." Becomes a paid game after the free offer

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@HarleyForSure

6 months

YALL !!! IM ON HRT NOW !!!

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@HarleyForSure

4 months

@bklynb4by i cannot stop laughing

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

fyi get a job

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@griefdevil

1 year

fyi, the creator of this is known for being biphobic by the way!

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@HarleyForSure

1 year

@minasdemon only grans

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@HarleyForSure

5 months

@Orteil42 im so concerned did u get hacked my good friend orteil u would never do this to me

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

@themalaru my gf is 20 im 19 and im going to tell her this when she wakes up thank you

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

the spicy korean q boneless wings at wingstop say trans rights

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 months

i am officially 20 years old. i am starting the 3rd decade of my life with a cat and a job. love you all 💜💜💜💜

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

3 months

that is your friend's lore. do not live in another person's shadow. have the courage to create something worth regretting.

wuhu

@LegalizeWuhu

3 months

My friend was the one that started the “mommy? Sorry, mommy?” meme and we hate him for it

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

3 months

@BloodBecoming i hope u mean this in a silly half-joking way and not wrt the actual insults and harrassment they were receiving. i almost got mad at this post but im realizing this might not be as sinister as i thought lol

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

my girlfriend cannot do anything without referencing a twitter meme. i shit you not, while moving to another room on video call she says "me at the walking store" like??

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

after some long and careful delberation, ive decided to dedicate this #NationalGirlfriendDay thread to my girlfriend, @Iucyswift (Lucy). i took so long bc i was still figuring out who i should make these posts about. i think picking my girlfriend was the right choice.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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@orteil42 the people who are respectively tasked with enforcing and interpretting that constitutional right would sell their souls for a donut. so no :[

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

3 months

theyfab SHOCKS transfem barista by ordering in fluent 4chan terminology

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@HarleyForSure

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

24 days

@CISFAKER @boygirIgirlboy you were being kind of rude and i don't think acting aloof is impressing anyone. is it that hard to say "my joke came off more crass than anticipated"

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

3 months

@danghentschel Ohhhhh boy. It's pixels on a screen, my guy. What you're holding in your hand is LIFE. TikTok... is not real life. Your daughter is going to have a ✨wild✨ ride if this is the dad she's up against...

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

@TrueAnonPod claims to be pro-life / pops zits

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

spirited away watchers when yubaba comes on screen

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

@VexArrowEye @eggploont @hourly_shitpost

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

me when my girlfriend goes to sleep without eating any of the snacks i brought her from the kitchen

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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putting her in the criterion closet and locking the door with chains

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@HarleyForSure

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

not a TV show/movie but my mom's brother died on 9/11

Patty LaCerva 💌𓆦

@minasdemon

2 years

what was the worst most HEARTBREAKING tv show/movie deaths for you?

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

my girlfriend hates me. if it came down to it she would proofread my suicide note

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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two queens frotting

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

me pretending to be pearl so that mia goth can be in me

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

ppl keep asking about my sexuality so just to officially come out: im bi when im attracted to a guy, lesbian when im attracted to a girl, and ace when im rejecting someone

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

8 months

@euijko @speckvoices dont know either of you but the photo you posted is of a hot person and you are not gru from despicable me so log off and be normal pls 😭

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

oh hell no

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

the post she agreed with is transmedicalist 100% and if she genuinely respected nonbinary people she would have apologized for it instead of lying about what the post actually said. anyone who still pushes her lie is reaching hard and can't handle their fave being a bad person.🧵

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 months

i don't think we should expect biological sex hormones to always have 1:1 correspondence with socially constructed genders.

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@androgynyfiend

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"i wish i could be read as a feminine man and not as a cis woman :(" ok go on hormones "no i don't want to look like a man :(" brother,

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

8 months

nice try but thats a painting!

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@pIeasecomfortme

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Girl

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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me trying to get into arca

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

when other trans women make transphobic posts like this i can only laugh because the very people they are appealing to will discard them the second it's convenient 😭

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@girlofswords

1 year

theyfabs in het relationships would kill for the inherent essence of 🚬otry I posses as a trans woman

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

11 months

ONE YEAR. 365 days with my girlfriend. "The best year of my life" sells short what was honestly the most healing, joyous, and hopeful period of my life. Lucy, the physical manifestation of the girlfriend your subconscious conjures while you dream, has made waking up wonderful.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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@freakmnstrnasty you will never be japanese

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

oomf of 3 years whose profile pic is a full body selfie: How do you not know what i look like? Me: (zooming into their photo and realizing it's a person and not a coathanger) You are so beautiful i thought that was a picture of a celebrity

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

@mutantIke @MGS3Lover if my network was ending i think i would do worse to these beloved characters

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

@th3mb0fication in that moment she was THE ijbol

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

1 year

squidward begging for something to eat from the magic conch:

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

she liked the movie X and im trying to figure out Y

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

LIKE IT OR NOT!

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@HarleyForSure

5 months

@thelicoricekid i think he was playing the straight man in this particular clip but also yea i havent seen any recent clips of the man being funny

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@HarleyForSure

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the funniest thing about the james somerton video so far is that he says he's going to give revenue for the new video to "hbomberguy's team" to disperse among the people he plagiarized.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

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@TatianaNabieva @timeforjaya i disagree with OP's initial characterization of the jokes but im not trying to imply that characterizing them correctly would justify the harassment Ivy has received.

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balatro broad 🏳️‍⚧️

@HarleyForSure

2 years

when you're a trans girl afraid to use the women's restroom but your partner reaffirms your gender

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@HarleyForSure

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@gwenisonline ive never seen a fatphobe with good health habits

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

"haven't been as chronically online" we call on discord for 12 hours a day. just because you moved from one online platform to another doesn't mean anything's changed. im on the toilet rn with my laptop on vc in the other room cause u didnt wanna hang up

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@HarleyForSure

2 years

if penguins are birds are birds penguins?

Elonmuskjr

@Elonmuskjuni

2 years

@NHL @BlueMountian12 If trans women are women and trans men are men... 1) are women trans women? 2) are men trans men? 3) are men women, are women men? 4) if it's a spectrum aren't there really no women and no men, and therefore no trans women and no trans men?

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@HarleyForSure

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there is no sound in this video but you can hear all the thoughts going thruogh our heads ("female" , "Normal" and 'minoin" )