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comedy. writer. podcaster. golden girls expert. listen to the Parting Shot Podcast, new episodes weekly. retweets ≠ endorsement. better on instagram. he/they

Los Angeles, CA

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Joined April 2008

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

3 years

The person giving me my COVID vaccine said, “Nice Golden Girls tattoo. Which girl should get the shot?” I told her, “Rose! We must protect Betty White!” And that, ladies and gentlemen, will be how I remember this pandemic. Wear a mask and get vaccinated when it’s your turn.

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7 months

Can we talk about how brilliant Laurie Metcalf is for a moment?! Hands down, this is one of the greatest line deliveries in the history of television.

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5 years

. @lizzo embodying that Shirley MacClaine 'What a Way to Go' camp classic... WHATEVER BE MY BEST FRIEND! #MetGala

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4 years

Queer supporters of Mike Bloomberg, how do you explain this to our transgender family and friends? Because they deserve a Democratic nominee that doesn’t refer to them as “it.”

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2 years

You just know Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury are in heaven gossiping about Betty White right now. #RIP LEGENDS!

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3 years

My queen @nicolebyer !

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3 years

“Remember you’re dealing with an aged white woman here.”

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4 years

Women, especially of @ewarren ’s generation, were‘t afforded the luxury of declaring “I’m going to be president someday” in college like some men (looking at you Joe and Pete). (2/6)

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1 year

Survivor… but it’s just a super cut of @CarsonGarrett_ and @carolynwiger being iconic.

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H. Alan Scott

2 years

Potentially the last photo of Betty White, taken by her assistant on Dec. 20, 2021. Looking amazing right until the end.

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4 years

It’s refreshing we’re in a moment where a unique and non-traditional life experience is no longer a barrier to the presidency. It started with Obama, hopefully it will soon continue with a female president. (4/6)

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4 years

But this, everything Warren said, is the type of life experience we so desperately need more of in public service (and the White House). (5/6)

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4 years

In fact, for generations of women, their career paths were less of a trajectory and more of a winding road. (3/6)

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@HAlanScott

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2 years

RIP to a literal legend. Betty White was an icon and a constant source of joy. Thank you for the memories, the cheesecake, and the laughs.

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@HAlanScott

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1 year

KIM CATTRALL TO MAKE A CAMEO ON ‘AND JUST LIKE THAT’ OMG OMG! She better come in with this energy.

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5 years

Out of my way boys, I have a sale to get to!

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5 years

I want a daughter just to have a mother/daughter night out like @BetteMidler . #MetaGala

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

2 years

I spoke with @Alaska5000 & @pabllovittar on @Newsweek ’s Parting Shot! We chatted about the Drag Race finale and Pabllo becoming the first ever drag queen to perform at Coachella! Available wherever you pod.

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2 years

OK, this isn’t political, but a President with a picture of ‘The Golden Girls’ behind them is exactly how I’d decorate the Oval Office.

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H. Alan Scott

5 years

I disagree with @MeghanMcCain on basically everything, but I fully agree with this HAIR! (Can I borrow the wig 🙏🏻)

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3 years

On this day in 2009 I met an icon.

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4 months

The queen stays the queen. All hail Jennifer Coolidge. #Emmys2024

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2 years

Honestly, @KimKardashian ’s most iconic collab was with Betty White.

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2 years

Me the first Monday after daylight savings time.

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3 years

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1 year

“When you’re empty inside, with no direction, you’ll end up in some crazy places, but you’ll still be lost.” Give Jennifer Coolidge another Emmy already! #WhiteLotus

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3 years

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@HAlanScott

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2 years

There are literally SO many favorite Betty White episodes of the Golden Girls to choose from on her birthday, but I always go the season 1 episode “A Little Romance.” I mean… SHRIMP! Come on! What’s your favorite episode?

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4 years

Did it work?

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H. Alan Scott

3 years

Last week I spoke with Jake Gyllenhaal. This week I chatted with @RealDoctorMike . I swear I don’t exclusively interview people with great hair.

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YouTube's Dr. Mike Knows the Best Medicine to Make Health Info Go Viral

With 7.8 million subscribers and over a billion views, YouTube's Dr. Mike is on a mission to get everyone "excited about their health."

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@HAlanScott

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5 years

Boyfriend: What are you watching? Me: Shut up, I'm watching mom work. Boyfriend: Your mother's a nurse. Me: No your mom's a nurse. Boyfriend: Nevermind. 🤷🏼‍♀️ @bendelacreme

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@bendelacreme is turning it OUT

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@HAlanScott

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4 years

If @RuPaul is the drag superstar of the world, then @michellevisage is the superstar drag mother of the world. I spoke with her about her new @bbcthree / @WorldOfWonder show ‘How’s Your Head, Hun?’ Spoiler alert: She’s the best!

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RuPaul Drag Race's Michelle Visage's New Reality Show is Refreshingly Real

If RuPaul is the drag superstar of the world, then Michelle Visage—his best friend and judge on his wildly popular "RuPaul's Drag Race"—is the superstar drag mother of the world.

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H. Alan Scott

3 years

Meanwhile, Betty White finally admits “Bea is wonderful.”

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2 years

Happy Golden Girls Day! On this day I’m remembering the single line from the show that I use weekly.

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H. Alan Scott

3 years

I feel like my computer’s background says a lot about me. (It would also make @MsSarahPaulson VERY proud.)

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H. Alan Scott

2 years

Kristen Stewart not getting a #SAGAwards nomination for her performance in 'Spencer' is a literal crime. Here's my chat with her, just to remind you of her excellence.

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Kristen Stewart on How Playing Princess Diana Made Her 'Feel So Strong'

"She felt unpredictable in a way that felt dangerous. There was something about her that made me feel so strong," Kristen Stewart told Newsweek about portraying the late Princess Diana in the new...

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H. Alan Scott

4 years

As if you thought I wouldn’t make one of these for Blanche. 💅🏻

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1 year

“If we think drag is the problem, I’d love to sit down with that person and take them to a nice drag brunch. Because you can’t come out of there not feeling a little bit better about the world," Melissa McCarthy. Listen on the Parting Shot podcast!

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

4 years

How bout now? Did it work now?

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

5 years

I spoke with @WorldOfWonder 's @Randybarbato & @fbailey about their incredible new doc 'Stonewall Outloud,' narrated by @RuPaul . We talked about the legacy of Stonewall, the power of lip syncing & the impact of Stonewall on @RuPaulsDragRace . via @Newsweek

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5 years

Get new iPhone, make Golden Girls emoji magic. Like you expected something else from me?

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3 years

How you know you’re in the right friend group.

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2 years

When you have that one outfit that only works during the holidays. I’m Rue, who are you?

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4 years

Remember the true meaning of Valentine’s Day: nudity!

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3 years

I don’t understand sports, but I understand this: a public figure being vulnerable because it will save lives, and using their privilege by committing money and attention on a great organization like ⁦ @TrevorProject ⁩. We need more like Carl Nassib!

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H. Alan Scott

4 years

My plans: 2020:

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2 years

Ten minutes into Thanksgiving with your family.

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4 years

That time Betty White HATED my Golden Girls tattoo.

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

3 years

My lil buddy Frasier is in a bad place. He had a pretty rough surgery last night. They give him a 50/50 chance. Please send all the good vibes. I legit cannot fathom a day without him.

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2 years

I’m so, so grateful that I’ll always have this moment, where Betty White told me how glad she is that she’s not me. Thank you @JimmyKimmelLive and @jimmykimmel . #RIP

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H. Alan Scott

5 years

When someone says they've never seen "The Golden Girls."

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3 years

When nothing fits.

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5 years

Fredy Hirsch was a German Jewish athlete and sports teacher. He was also openly gay. (1/8) #HolocaustRemembranceDay #YomHaShoah

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3 years

My Pride look this year. Be honest, too much?

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5 years

Somebody must know something. Share wide and far, the more her picture is shared, the more likely the family will find resolution (hopefully good). Pls RT

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2 years

Living up to the legacy of 'Sex and the City' was always going to be a HUGE undertaking. With that said, I loved @AndJustLikeThat because I love those characters. @SJP & @CynthiaNixon are brilliant, of course, but wow @KristinDavis was SO SO good! Manolos crossed for a season 2!

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H. Alan Scott

3 years

Happy #WorldTeachersDay ! Dorothy was a teacher prepared for ANY situation.

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3 years

And you know what? @IncredibleCulk and @ActuallyNPH agree, Bea IS wonderful.

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5 years

Why does Trump oddly hugging a flag remind me of Stan's therapy monkey on the Golden Girls?

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

4 years

I believe the @nytimes took it down. Here it is

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2020 Democrats on Their 18-Year-Old Self (Published 2020)

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8 months

Cause duh.

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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4 years

If Dorothy Zbornack had a Twitter account today, her sole purpose in life would be to eviscerate Donald Trump.

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3 months

Anne Hathaway is all of us in the presence of Barbra Streisand.

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2 years

Sound advice for any day, but especially appropriate for Valentine’s Day.

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2 years

Me grocery shopping.

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5 years

Read. Every. Word. 😥

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4 years

If you got a Golden Girls gift this year, I insist you reply with a pic of it.

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5 years

Queer Eye's @Karamo Brown is blocking prominent LGBT writers and activists like @evanrosskatz @elielcruz and @MartiGCummings for questioning why Brown would call his DWTS castmate (and former Trump official) Sean Spicer a "good guy." @Newsweek

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Queer Eye's Karamo Blocking LGBT People Critical of His Sean Spicer Support

"He's a good guy, a really sweet guy."

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4 years

Uh-oh, I think I’m... sweating.

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5 years

When I think of #MedicareForAll , I don’t think about raised taxes, I think of the $80,000 in medical debt I have from overpriced drugs and medical services from my cancer/chemo treatment (which was “covered” by my insurance).

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6 months

I got a chance to see ‘The Color Purple’ last night. The entire cast was 🤯 Fantasia really brought it! Taraji P. Henson was incredible. But Danielle Brooks stole the show. Mark my word, we’ll be seeing her at the Oscars.

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2 years

This, this right here on @CBSMornings , is the mood I’m looking for in my mornings. @GayleKing dropping truth bombs on @nateburleson and @tonydokoupil .

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5 years

@lizzo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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4 years

You know being over 50 is great. There are some areas where younger women just can't compete. #GoldenGirls

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3 years

And just like that…

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6 years

Republicans: We're satisfied with the FBI's report on Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats:

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2 years

The internet this week.

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5 years

for a visual reference

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3 years

I spoke with Kristen Stewart about 'Spencer.' We fully geeked out on our love for Princess Diana. "She was fighting for her life and trying to get to the point where she could become herself and be embodied." GO SEE THIS MOVIE! via @Newsweek #SpencerMovie

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4 years

@JinkxMonsoon @frandrescher Dear Hollywood, Please make a Jinkx Monsoon and Fran Drescher sitcom moment happen immediately (with regular special guest appearances from @bendelacreme and @rosie ). I’ll write it! Sincerely, My gay heart

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4 years

Age is just a number. And if you’re Blanche, it’s been the same number for the past 20 years. #GoldenGirls

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

2 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETTY WHITE! She would have been 100 today. In honor of her birthday, consider giving to two of her favorite organizations: the @LAZoo and the @Morris_Animal Foundation, home of the Betty White Wildlife Fund.

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2 years

Ladies and gentlemen, the fifth Golden Girl… @cher !!! She’s making the girls proud!

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Cher

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Every Friend is Golden 🌟 Tune In @nbc Mon 1/31 10pm ET 9pm CT #CelebratingBettyWhite

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4 years

Wash your damn hands, but make it golden. #coronavirus

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4 years

The official mood after dropping off my early voting ballot. #Vote

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1 year

My chat with @ParisHilton drops tomorrow! It’s seriously one of my favorite chats EVER. You’ll see Paris in a whole new light. Subscribe to get it first thing Wednesday morning. Available on @Newsweek or wherever you pod.

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

5 months

Not gonna lie, this holiday has been difficult. Any of y’all dealing with depression or just like not feeling the forced merriment, trust, you’re not alone. (Posted from the corner of a couch where I’ve been for the past 24 hours and where I’ll be staying thank you very much.)

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H. Alan Scott

4 years

If you know, you know.

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H. Alan Scott

3 years

OK, so I’m not really a birthday person. BUT I do love the amount of people who send me this ‘Golden Girls’ video every year. Dorothy will forever be my birthday mood. (And get bent Ha Ha!) 🎂🌭😒

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H. Alan Scott

5 years

When the airline attendant says "Have a nice day," after charging you $45 because your bag exceeded the weight limit.

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H. Alan Scott

4 years

Me up in the club... at 10:25pm, minutes before I leave to go home, eat cereal and watch ‘The Office.’

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5 years

You know what? @RuPaulShow is kinda great, and that's because @RuPaul is totally great (with a healthy dose of fun from @michellevisage and @helloross , of course). via @Newsweek

RuPaul's New Daytime Talk Show Is Unlike Any Other

RuPaul, best known for 'RuPaul's Drag Race' on VH1, is a natural host, possessing that rare ability to find the heart and humor in every situation.

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H. Alan Scott

3 years

When you’re asked to do literally any work in the week between Christmas and New Year’s.

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@HAlanScott

H. Alan Scott

4 years

I’m torn with this meme. While I stan @JLo , I also feel like it’s throwing shade at Blanche (which, for the record, is grounds for a fight). So while I’m here for the moment, but if you say anything cross about Blanche, I’ll make you blow it out your Tubenburbles!

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Me 8 times a day.

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. @GillianA is badass and she knows it! I chatted with Gillian Anderson about her new @netflix film ‘Scoop,’ her career, and well… her badassery! Listen to our full chat on @Newsweek ’s Parting Shot.

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