Nobody was funnier than
@normmacdonald
. He made comedians feel like we hadn't even started doing comedy yet. No formulas, no pandering just purely what he thought was funny. Oh yeah, incidentally one of the sweetest guys I've ever known.
Just tried to break a conversation w/ neighbor by saying I needed to buy ice. She asked me to pick her up a bag. I am now at Whole Foods buying her ice
I can’t believe I won’t whisper filthy jokes in the back of comedy clubs with
#BobSaget
any more. He was a loving generous immature 65 yr old man. Heartbroken.
Bill Burr’s ‘Paper Tiger’ Exposes The Myth Of Outrage Culture. Another critic who doesn’t understand that Comedy should not be judged like it’s a Ted talk at a community college.
@billburr
special is raw honest and above all FUNNY
Wife and son in Chicago for college orientation. Daughter at camp for three weeks. Alone in my own house for the first time in 18 years! Clothing now optional
One of the loudest moments of my life. Owen has lit up all of our lives since he was a 4 yr old they called "The Mayor of Venice" because he talked to EVERYONE. Couldn't love him more (unless he gets rich and buys me shit).
Due to programming changes on the channel The Greg Fitzsimmons Show has finished its 10 year run on Howard 101. My thanks to
@HowardStern
and
@brenthatley
for their support. It was a great ride.
Just placed a takeout order over the phone. Woman called me Ma'am halfway thru call. Rather than correct her I played along. I feel alive for the 1st time in a long while.
I lost my dad 30 years ago today when he was 52. I would not have followed my dream if he hadn't championed and supported me. Had more charisma than anyone I've ever met and taught me a lot in too short of a time.
I am intimately familiar with honest hardworking immigrants who drive this country’s economy and, as a group, have a much lower crime rate than the general population. That was hateful fear mongering. More afraid of white nationalists.
Waitress just told me that “unfortunately” avocado is extra in the breakfast taco. It is unfortunate. Truly good use of the word. You know what? I’ll take the avocado anyway. I’m feeling fortunate.
Richard Lewis, Comedian and ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Star, Dies at 76
As a teenager in NY I watched Richard at The Improv and I saw that stand-ups could be cool and honest at the same time. Was proud to call him a fellow Friar. RIP. via
@variety
Opening joke last night here in St Louis was a classic I heard at The Friars Club in NY 20 yrs ago. "Woman walks into a bar in St Louis and orders a beer. Bartender says 'Anheuser-Busch?' Woman says, 'Fine. How's your penis?"
I’m case you haven’t heard
@bertkreischer
movie is out this week. Looks amazing. Go see it so he can stop promoting it every 39 seconds on IG
#TheMachine
Gulp. About an hour until my new special ‘Out to Lunch’ is live folks! Grab your skirts cuz I’ll be watching it with ya & responding to your jewish comments-
Turns out my heart is fine- I just popped my rib out (which apparently has a lot of the same symptoms). Doctor is fixing it tomorrow. Sleep well. I won't.
Happy new year America! Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. And I am of course talking about being onstage at midnight in a tent in NJ tonight.
Sharp pain in the left side of my chest. Either this is the big one or I have gas. If I fart soon I will let you know. Otherwise think of me often and fondly.
.
@TimJDillon
tells hilarious stories about almost getting sued by his aunt and his days selling sub-prime mortgages. We also play “Talk Your Way Out Of It.”
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Annual physical this morning. Doctor felt the need to use an entire bottle of lube for the proctologist exam. Said “you’re nice and tight’.
#bittersweet
It’s taken 13 1/2 years but I have now done 1,000 episodes! To celebrate, my friend Zach Golfinhackus met me at
@TheComedyStore
and turned the tables, interviewing ME.
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