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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

Cheeseburger for sure. Watch #cheeseburger 🍔 on @NetflixIsAJoke

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@Amouranth

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Me or the cheeseburger

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2 years

It is a comedians responsibility to ALWAYS know their audience and that includes everyone’s medical history and likes and dislikes.

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ANDREW SANTINO

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4 years

Today, please remember, weed also does this

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ANDREW SANTINO

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3 years

This is much better than what his coworkers-do

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ANDREW SANTINO

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Man @TimJDillon commits to the bit

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Trans teacher with Z-size prosthetic breasts dresses as man outside of school, neighbor says

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Me trying to walk out the wedgie in public

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Poll: A: This flight B: 9/11

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Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

The machine @bertkreischer does his best @TheoVon Watch

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

3 years

@bobbyleelive I give so many fucks about you Bob and I’ll keep giving fucks until I can’t fucking give. Love you Ya fuck

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Hahaha WHAT?!? “I love you dad...” “Vote for Bloomberg” “I said I love you dad” “I heard you. Bloomberg.”

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

Michael Douglas claims father Kirk used last words to back Mike Bloomberg

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

I’ve never seen: Any stars wars Any Harry Potter Game of Thrones Star Trek Any Lord of the Rings Chronicles of Narnia I have seen; Boo! A Madea Halloween Gigli House of Wax Holmes and Watson That’s My Boy The Human Centipede 3 Rock Of Ages ...and this makes me happy

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

This aggression will not stand man

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Congrats @bertkreischer on your new watch ⌚️

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@nypost

2 years

Hitler's gold watch with initials 'AH,' swastika sells for $1.1 million

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

5 years

PULL THE MOON OUT OF THE SKY AND MAKE IT APOLOGIZE FOR HOSTING MISOGYNY ON ITS FACE.

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@washingtonpost

5 years

The culture that put men on the moon was intense, fun, family-unfriendly, and mostly white and male

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

5 years

Sums up the browns as a team

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

Jan 10th on @NetflixIsAJoke

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Good news during a shitty time

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@DEADLINE

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‘Dave’ Renewed For Season 2 As It Becomes FX Networks’ Highest Ranked Comedy Series Ever

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

6 years

Top White People Sayings 5. Get these chips away from me! 4. Stick a fork in me, I’m done! 3. Thai food is too spicy! 2. Weed makes me paranoid 1. It’s chilly out

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

3 years

I fucking hate trump, but as a comic, if you think I’m not gonna make fun of Biden, you dumb.

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

If someone gets slapped every year I’ll start watching again #Oscars

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

5 years

I’m being fucking shadow banned by @instagram Please RT

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

I’ve never been to stoke.

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@ROD_Memorabilia

1 year

Does anyone know this man in Stoke area? I have received a few idiotic messages from a certain account and now this has been caught on our camera outside the office. Any information is much appreciated.

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

CUNT

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@ComplexSports

4 years

Laura Ingraham to LeBron and KD: “Shut up and dribble!” To Drew Brees: “He’s allowed to have an opinion.” 🧐

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Back in 98’ I sold Christmas trees...and weed

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

5 years

I have and will ALWAYS stand by comics who snitch on other comics jokes if they are offensive. We MUST tear ourselves down from the inside. Let’s cancel everyone until comedy goes away once and for all.

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Cancun stogie babes @bobbyleelive

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

I’ll fucking say it, Take 5 is the best candy bar out there Come @ me bitch

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

3 years

This is fucking hilarious

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3 years

Great…. Now if I get COVID people are say I stole it from Joe Rogan.

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

3 years

I miss going to a bar I don’t wanna be at...

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Come get your boy @BarackObama

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Love my fans

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

I’m high on mushrooms and I really enjoy New Orleans.

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Caption this

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Yes. For fucks sake, this is me.

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2 years

This clip is so good

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Every Monday starting February 17th Me and @bobbyleelive fighting for an hour every week 👨🏼‍🦰😑 @badfriends_pod

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

Name this porno

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Should I do this?

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Andrew Santino🚀🧡 @CheetoSantino

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

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4 years

Seth Rogen admits smoking “ungodly amount” of weed during self-quarantine

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

TOMORROW watch Cheeseburger 🍔 on @NetflixIsAJoke

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Step on his neck, if only you could find it.

Complex

@Complex

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Mississippi mayor, Hal Marx, criticized for supporting police after George Floyd's death: "I didn't see anything unreasonable— if you can talk, you can breathe."

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

IM COVERED IN JESUS’S BLOOD

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

Tax every church

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

It’s been a good run, standup.

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

4 years

Which celebrity would you want to see randomly try stand up comedy?

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Fucking progress

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Your porn name is your dads first name and your last name

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

We set high standards at Santino’s 🍕

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

6 years

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME APPLE

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Imagone going to the ER for having a panic attack because of edibles now

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

Congrats @chrisdcomedy 🎊

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@nypost

1 year

Third person ‘cured’ of HIV after risky stem cell transplant

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Tonight on FXX watch @DaveOnFXX and see me and @lildickytweets make mental love On Hulu tomorrow! #DAVEFXX

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

5 years

Drunk with mom and dad and life is fucking good

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ANDREW SANTINO

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4 years

HMU if you wanna get roasted 🔥 Profile must be unlocked

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ANDREW SANTINO

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7 years

WE ARE BECOMING NUMB TO REALITY.

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7 years

American schools have stopped crowning valedictorians so other students don't feel pressured

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ANDREW SANTINO

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4 years

Is boat crash porn a thing? It is now.

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

The world is shit. Here’s my pup jumping in slomo #cubbie

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

Hot take Smash burgers are 🗑️ Oh, you burned the meat and pushed out all the juicy goodness, thanks!

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@CheetoSantino

1 year

Not me

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

@bertkreischer I’m right here. I’m inside your house

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Harvey Weinstein got corona on purpose because he’d rather die from a collapsed lung over a prolapsed anus

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

5 years

Leaving the restaurant I 👂🏼 Host “thanks for coming” Bro “that’s what she said” Host “not to you” Bro “that’s all you got” Host “THAT’S what she said” 🔥

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Every few years I see this again and it makes me laugh as hard as it did the first time

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Yeah but did he storm any of them?

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@nypost

2 years

Former Uber driver bikes to all 50 state capitals in 1 year

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

1 year

Don’t forget to exploit your grandparents for content 🎄

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

When you try to break up during the holidays

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

@BrendanSchaub Brendan, if you do this, you will die.

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ANDREW SANTINO

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4 years

THIS IS REAL

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ANDREW SANTINO

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3 years

When I was young, I never understood why adults would pretend to not hear someone. I am older now and fuck me do I get it.

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ANDREW SANTINO

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6 years

When it’s cold but you still wanna party.

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ANDREW SANTINO

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3 years

If you don’t have at least a dozen made up songs that you sing to your dog, you don’t love your dog.

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Wait, so, now cruise ship people will live amongst us?!?

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Crazy Rich Asians 2 looks wild

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers

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@DailyMirror

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Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor

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ANDREW SANTINO

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4 years

V Hudge will lead us into salvation

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

That we hit a million cases globally!

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

4 years

Sat down with Jojo Bidey

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ANDREW SANTINO

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Only dudes with beards will understand the pain when a whisker gets caught in a crevice of the iPhone

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ANDREW SANTINO

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4 years

Nick cannon is the greatest stand up comedian of all time

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Good day with Bad Friends @bobbyleelive & Rudy Jules

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ANDREW SANTINO

@CheetoSantino

2 years

Easier to pull back out of my ass with a wire

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Yo, Comedian twitter! Real question. Why do y’all prefer wired mics over wireless? Or is it an aesthetic thing? Or is it just a traditional comedy thing I don’t understand?

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ANDREW SANTINO

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Bartender You’re over 21 right? Me: haha Bartender: I’m serious Me: Lady, if someone looked like me UNDER 21 you should serve them out of sympathy

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