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@GreatUSTreasure
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New version....THE MAYR CUT of the results of the first week of The Great US Treasure Hunt are up. Chrissie Mayr's interview of repeat winner Tony Kneisser and the story of both his Las Vegas win, and his 2021 Santa Fe win with sister Margo
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@PearlteaRizzy The idea that some high school kid bitten by a radioactive spider would *also* be able to invent web shooters is dumb, and even Stan Lee admitted they should have been organic.
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@JohnathanPerk Day is night. Day is night. Day is night. Day is night. Day is night. Day is night. Day is night. Day is night. Day is night.
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@cap_rexofthe501 Choreographed spinning and twirling with literally zero sense of power or danger.
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@Rothmus Don't mess with Texas fathers.
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@lporiginalg Unfortunately, he wrote this story in sand. If only he'd known about paper and ink.
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@LeadingReport That's not a woke Canadian. That's a typical Canadian. That's how they vote. That's how they're governed. That's how they live.
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@IMAO_ "Greek philosophers."
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@InternetH0F He could have said "that's cute," then gone down on her, but some guys have different strategies.
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@Morbidful Whew. I dated her friend, Taylor Schapleasure. Much better outcome.
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@Tr00peRR Love how the Mom sees her daughter shove another girl, then she immediately charges onto the court to defend her daughter, who was the aggressor. Anyone coming onto the court who isn't a player or coach should be ejected. No exceptions.
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@VisionaryVoid @Morbidful I didn't see an attack. Guy clearly tripped
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@AgentsFandom Yeah. You know what would be better? If she goes to a new temple every week, and finds cool treasure every week. And she has the time of her life doing it. That would be cool.
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@pwallinga And puppies. There are puppies trying to sleep in that building.
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@Geiger_Capital And based on his 40 year track record, you weren't savvy enough to figure this out before you voted for him? Or did you just not like Bad Orange Man mean tweets?
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@ShitpostGate "We're from the government, and we're here to help."
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@historyinmemes He is also credited as the originator of the saying "I need that like I need another hole in the head."
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@reddit_lies Muslims are actually Muslims. Girls with a penis aren't actually girls. Aye, there's the rub.
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@weirddalle I am not crying at stick figures
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@typicalTaurus17 @crazyclipsonly An attack doesn't have to touch. Keep that in mind next time you charge an armed person.
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@historyinmemes Student helpfully indicates "my last nerve."
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@meakoopa Goliath was a drama queen. That stone barely scratched his forehead, and he took a flop that Lebron would be proud of.
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@OliLondonTV Stop calling someone TRANS just because they SAY they are trans! That's not what trans is! Saying "I'm trans" doesn't make you trans any more than saying "I'm a genius" makes you a member of Mensa.
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@StephenKing 1. He's running for President, so he has to talk. 2. You, on the other hand, said you wouldn't post here again until Trump was in prison. 3. And yet here you are.
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@HelpingChads Guy killed himself. You all heard the story.
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@SoundInvestig @RealAlexJones It's amazing how fast gay guys will give up national security secrets to random Tinder dates. I want to see a straight guy do this, just for balance. There has to be a hot undercover chick setting up some hetero spooks looking to get laid, right?
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@GPrime85 This was after he built the Pyramids.
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@CultureCrave @PuckNews At the end. Then pages 12-17 Then the title. Then pages 104-121 Then pages 87-64, in that order.
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@sw_tweets Ron Howard coming in hot! Nicely done.
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@FuckKoroks "I've already uploaded our video to YouPorn, you're getting no share of the monetization."
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@RealJamesWoods Holy crap, you weren't paraphrasing for humorous effect! "Yes, he's robbing them, oh well!" is the actual direct quote. Incredible!
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@Flamenami2 @PearlteaRizzy That both were done by the same person is the ridiculous part. He gets super strength, "Spidey sense", improved healing, endurance, etc... ...but has to invent web shooters. That's the really silly part. And could have been solved with one thought bubble as Peter shot the…
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@P00F007 @cap_rexofthe501 Yes. I'm terrified of vaginas. Or. And hear me out. It was poorly choreographed spinning and twirling, with no power or sense of danger. You want a fight scene with girl power? Check out Atomic Blonde. That's a fight scene. This was high school level theater fighting.
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@DogLovers03 How long did it take them to eat and digest 4 men?
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@GarbageHuman23 How will we ever live without carjackings and fatherless families?
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@weirdterrifying "Frank! Where have you been?!" "Yer not gonna believe this.(pants)" "Well?! I'm waiting!" "(Pants) I was eaten by lions. Must have been six of em." "You were at the Watering Hole." "Lions ate me. (pants) I came back to life." "I want a divorce."
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@nut_history Far and away the worst run support of any elite pitcher in history. Led league in strikeouts and ERA with Houston one year, went 8-16.
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@BoundingComics Miles Morales is Miles Morales. Peter Parker is Spider-Man. What's wrong with being Miles Morales?
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@OTerrifying Watching this shit on Twitter, cause ain't a chance in hell I'm going on the ocean
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@iamyesyouareno Then why do I have to donate to give some tribe a well???
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@ShouldHaveCat Similar, not the same
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@paramountplus Off to the Panderverse!
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@nut_history As she should.
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@EndWokeness "We're non violent! We're climate protestors!" Great. Now go piss yourselves in jail.
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@BGrizzy1989 An ugly girl main character. There's an original twist.
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@madmanmizzy Don't ever try that shit in Texas.
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@lporiginalg "Tellin the truth gettin to be pretty damn dull around here..."
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@Strandjunker The richest 1% pay 47% of federal taxes. How much more would be fair?
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@ShouldHaveCat Have the black variant as well.
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@lporiginalg 1. Romeo and Juliet were teenagers. 2. Tom Holland is 27. 3. The other guy is ugly.
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@amuse First question should be: "Aren't you ashamed to be here?" And that should be asked *of* the agents, not by them.
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@Oilfield_Rando "I wasn't gonna rob you. I wanted to discuss Poor Life Choices."
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@FLOTUS So sorry to hear that you and Joe also lost your home in a fire. Was that recently, or never?
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@RMA_Aramis @creepydotorg And the windows. And the doors. And the interior walls. And the copper. And the appliances. And the cabinets. And the HVAC. And the lighting. Then, good as new!
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@dom_lucre "We're taking you to Epstein Island." "WHAT. IS. IT?" "Never you mind. You're going." "HELP." "We're already there." "THEY. ARE. (word not found) YOUNG. GIRLS." "We've taken some words out of your computer." "HELP."
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@BoundingComics Peter Jackson did a pretty ducking decent job.
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@creatine_cycle Those are city lights, nothing special, hundreds of views like that all over the US, but without the meth, homeless, organized shoplifting crews, smashed car windows, and insane cost of living. Those are just lights
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@JohnGle18007416 @iamyesyouareno "Reimagining" implies that Newton was imagined in the first place. He was real. "Changing" is the word you're looking for.
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@StarWars0nly "Female showrunner who used to pimp for Harvey Weinstein and was well aware of his crimes." Fixed it for you, fam.
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@DavidCornDC Guy makes $83,000 a month as an oil and gas expert, and he still needs Daddy to make a car payment for him? Really?
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Japan has perfected the sex doll. Now if they can get the price down.
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@iluminatibot That illustration is around 1958, and those cars were already classics in 1980.
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@bennyjohnson If that happened every time, this would happen a lot less often.
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@RepAdamSchiff How do you think he'll vote in November?
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@BidensWins Why does a plumber have to pay for an Art History major's education?
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@CinemaTweets1 27 is too young. Not a good fit for the character.
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@BoundingComics Race swapping? What's that? Oh, I found it in the Dictionary of Cultural Literacy. It's a synonym for Creative Bankruptcy.
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@YellowFlashGuy Here's how the pitch meeting for that game should have gone: "It's Kill the Justice League!" "What does that mean?" "It means you play as the bad guys and one by one, you kill the Justice League." "Get out of this office. We don't validate parking."
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@ComicsMeta Raimi got it right, along with web spinning. Why wouldn't it be based on altered genetics, if his other powers were? Can spiders manipulate atomic forces between themselves and a surface? Fuhgeddaboutit.
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@Outkick These are transvestites. You keep using the wrong word. They've only changed their clothes. That's what a good old fashioned transvestite does.
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@abnhilder @LookAtMyMeat1 But the scientists who built her are.
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@ChrissieMayr Jonah Hill said it in Superbad: "That's like slapping God in the face."
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@historyinmemes Some say that mine was bottomless.
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@stillgray And this is Neil Armstrong
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@Victorshi2020 You should have him removed from the ballot then thrown in jail without a trial You know, like they do in democracies
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@YetiYeff Saving $15 by not seeing it
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@EndWokeness Can she swim?
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@sfmcguire79 @russnelson Way way way into the story, it's revealed that this Assistant Professor is an ILLEGAL ALIEN! Cornell has hired an "undocumented immigrant" as FACULTY, instead of an American citizen, or legal visa holder! Cornell: give us your tuition, we'll hire illegal radicals.
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@jimsrippedshirt Because not everyone is gay.
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@TheCinesthetic There's only one answer
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@Rothmus "You know, I'm something of a landlord myself."
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@kylenabecker Always accuse others of what you've done.
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@GazaHealth High six!
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@GarbageHuman23 "I see a 24-month gap here in your resume. What were you doing at this time?"
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@MagicBelle1 And why couldn't he have been homeless in Nigeria? Why did Italy have to tolerate it?
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@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder They touched gloves and he knocked him out End of story
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@OrwellNGoode And yet, most games played by grandmasters will reach a brand new, never before played position by move twelve or earlier.
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@NoContextHumans The cost of processing food is huge. Picture on the right, you have to prepare yourself. The Starbucks alone buys most of the vegetables on the right.
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@RepSwalwell Yes yes yes, Hunter did buy a gun, did lie on his federal form, and did carelessly discard the gun. So what's your point, Fang Fang?
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@historyinmemes He also teleported from Houston to Florida almost instantaneously.
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@GoodReddit He's gay. But that's cool. Lots of guys are gay. Give up on boobs and move along.
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@depthsofwiki A scammer from India? Wild!
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@NewsM101 Why use a gorgeous model, if you're just going to intentionally going to make the character ugly? Just get some developer guy, put dots on his face, capture his ugly mug, and add a wig.
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@historyinmemes By joking around and using the Crown as a decoy, Mr. Babcock was able to get away with a bracelet, three rings, and a satchel (pictured here).
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@timecaptales @Morbidful Exactly why executions should happen next week, not three decades later.
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@MCU_Direct Oh no! Whatever could the reason be???
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@stillgray They are REALLY not going to like it when Germany fights back.
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@Shayor19 @CreepyOrg Oh no, someone help those poor guys. Anyway...
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@ShaykhSulaiman Let's see what they say when they can speak freely.
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