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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 months

I’m playin an official movement pre party that’s crazy

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

He look like an nft

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@GovanJones

6 years

My landlord dumb as fuck

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

When he said “you want spicy?” And threw the second sandwich

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

We are no longer accepting apologies from racists it is TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY

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@GovanJones

6 years

She look like she work at Gringotts

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@pey_diddy

6 years

It’s been months since I found this pic of tomi lahren pre-surgery and it’s still hilarious

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@GovanJones

6 years

Y’all just changed clothes and went to the desert

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@sabrinaclaudio

6 years

the glo up @thegreatkhalid 💋

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

@DragonflyJonez He said now you can go get you a neck 😭😭😭

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

@DragonflyJonez @ericjawn Woooo lmao

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

8 years

Imagine being white and thinking we just now found this out

Patrick Quaife

@pquaife

8 years

Imagine being African American, female, Hispanic, Muslim, LGBTQ or handicapped right now & realizing your country doesn't care about you. 😳😳

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Y’all gonna act like we give a shit? Lmfao

ETSU Ques

@ThetaZeta_Ques

6 years

Y’all finna act like Beyoncé ain’t use these Greek letters COMPLETELY wrong?

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

1 year

I wore a bucket hat and Joey called me schoolboy LGBTQ

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@Zazamyodor

1 year

What’s an insult you’ll never forget?

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

How the fuck do you start a set like this lmfao @chrislake are you trying to kill people

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Canned cran worth more on thanksgiving than that fucking bird tbh

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

Lmao @ we

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@Forbes

7 years

Why do we dive with sharks, but not crocodiles? Because it's safer

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

Then don’t fuck the Oreos joy

Joy Pullmann

@JoyPullmann

5 years

I don't want sex in my food, and certainly not my kids' food, regardless of whether it's straight or queer. I also don't want politics in my food. No more Oreos for us. #JumpingTheShark @nabisco

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

8 years

Why am I laughing

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Lmfao the Nazis gonna be naked screaming at clouds when it’s all over

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@thehill

6 years

Levi Strauss teams up with gun control group: "We cannot stand by silently"

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

Man fuck you

NBC4 Columbus

@nbc4i

3 years

Governor Mike DeWine has declared February 6, 2021, as Ronald Reagan Day in Ohio.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Are we posting pictures of #BlackMenSmiling on this day?

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

My roommate called me schoolboy lgbt-q i hate it here

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

Lmfao i don’t want a man that does either you high as shit

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

Yo @snailmusic had the wildest visual setup I’ve ever seen at a show

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

11 months

@ThaTrail And was with a bad jawn the whole time lol got married in a wedding dress

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

@marcrebillet Let me in I’m tryina fuck

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Yea sex is great but have you ever shut the fuck up

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

8 years

Bitch go #BackToBed

Tomi Lahren

@TomiLahren

8 years

Totally cool Beyoncé is performing at the CMAs. Just know most country fans #BacktheBadge #BacktheBlue

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

He ain't got no knuckles that shoulda been a dead giveaway

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

The collective gasp of white liberals who spent 4 years acting like these mfs weren’t crazy lmao

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Yes

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 months

@DijahSB No because he said stop drop kaboom baby rub on ya nipples lmao

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

1 year

Told y’all

Defected Records

@DefectedRecords

1 year

Stevie Wonder manning the decks with Andy Warhol and Gil Scott-Heron. Los Angeles, 1972 🕰️🎧

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

8 years

The idea of transcending race is stupid cuz I shouldn't have to fucking overcome being black for everyone to love me.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

Can you be a Christian and shut up or nah

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

@JamesAKAJim @MuzzyMindz It’s usually 2 or 3 different DJs playing on diff channels so you can choose or there’s no point

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

Lmao take your young ass to class

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

Why are people announcing that they don't watch game of thrones during the season premiere like they're coming out

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

@instinctmag Delete this

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Can y’all stop acting for 5 fucking mins like this country ain’t been some bullshit from day one for anyone not white and admit that y’all just mad now cuz y’all gotta deal with it too

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

@14TeamMocker @jaboukie Does that double as an abacus

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

This ain’t it

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

Captain equality here to save the gay

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

You sound like a Mormon tryina save face I don’t buy it

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

Nah i want to read the paper lmao

Alexis Pereira

@MrAlexisPereira

4 years

Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

8 years

It's 11:11 and I wish you weren't so fucking stupid

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

@CollegeBoyNick @wakingatlast @ChandelierHuman @2002howie @___inCANdescent Can y’all read or not

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Blue knew

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@MissZindzi

6 years

Everything is chaka Everything T'Chaka

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

You and your pastor goofy as hell

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

I feel like the whole “make sure you reach out” thing simplifies depression in ways that can be dangerous, sometimes “i love you” isn’t strong enough to beat whatever is going on chemically. We need to normalize treatment so people go get help outside of just hugs from friends

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

8 years

. @norm

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

9 years

Nh

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 months

@35mmPapi Omg no

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

2 years

And why did we need this take what did it add to the conversion mr mess? I

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@mrmess

2 years

@applejuicegang7 I think it’s a great album. She was talking her shit, singing singing, and paying homage. It’s fun and I can’t wait to see the concert.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

@HumbleMumble @byepoleher I was today years old when i found out that’s not how it’s pronounced

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Is my dead family member taking me to the bank

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@LilNasX

6 years

would y’all rather win 900m tonight or bring a dead family member back

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

No, we don’t want you to be gay we want you to shut up and mind your fucking business I’m pretty sure we’ve made that clear

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

I’m glad we have so much footage of DMX smiling and dancing

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

Diversity training

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@AlexChew_

5 years

What are they watching?

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Lol ain’t you do both

Complex Sports

@ComplexSports

6 years

Charles Barkley says he would rather have zero rings than join a super team:

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

How is that where you went with this

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

Being too old ain’t no excuse either spongebob always gon be funny as fuck lmao

CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️

@oranicuhh

4 years

i genuinely feel bad for everyone who was too old to appreciate spongebob when it was airing.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

No it’s not

BuzzFeed

@BuzzFeed

6 years

Jennifer Lawrence climbing over a seat while holding a glass of wine to get to her Oscars seat is iconic

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

I’m wary of Straight black men the same way y’all are wary of Straight white men because most straight black men don’t want liberation for all of us they just want the same freedom to abuse the rest of us without consequence. y’all fucking showed it this week.

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@GovanJones

5 years

This is taking me out

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@GovanJones

5 years

Lmao yes it does fuck you

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

I hate when the dubstep kids wanna touch decks at the cookout nobody wants to hear excision right now bro

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Just say she looks like ann Coulter and go lmfao

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

@kolby182 Congrats on being famous

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

@DragonflyJonez Not woj being sassy again 😭😭😭

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

@RaveandBeyond @culta_klash Yea prolly because the Olsen twins stopped doing things and sat around playing with their Money, I’m feel like black child actors probably make a lot less so raven had to stay on her hustle

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

10 years

Still haven't figured out how only some states have acknowledged that banning same sex marriage is unconstitutional

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Lmao y’all doin this again

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

Cuz THEY are still gonna call us a hard R no matter what we say or do lmao it’s so annoying and disingenuous

🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️

@DragonflyJonez

3 years

I will never understand ppl who act like black ppl saying nigga is the root of our ppl's ills. I can understand if you don't say it or don't want to be called it but acting like that word is some hurdle we as a ppl have to overcome on our quest to liberation is wild as hell to me

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

@CerromeRussell All of Gotham is the hood except for his mansion lmao

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

Okay I’m allowed to tell you now I’m playin w/ @Chromeo at @otherworldohio next month 😮😮😮

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

He’s prettier than I am. Love that for me.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Y’all ever been this high

JuJu Smith-Schuster

@TeamJuJu

6 years

Y’all ever realize... when we go to sleep, it’s like the bed is the phone charger and we are iPhones?

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Tom hardy used to be a rapper we are confirmed soulmates

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 months

He honestly been on dabo time when he said he want his qbs from two parent homes and his linemen from single mothers

🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️

@DragonflyJonez

6 months

Man out here sounding like Dabo. That 63rd overall recruiting class got him sweating.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

@hannawav @caitydanielle @SHAWTYARABlA @UnoPlaya Lmao i was gonna say shrooms are not for people that can’t handle acid

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

7 years

You out here telling on yourself

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

1 year

The annoying thing about everybody learning how to dj is that mfs do not have taste Lmao

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

1 year

@thetommyk_ Your tweet not doing numbers in an “advertise under it” kinda way my man you should delete it and disappear

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

bro It felt like I was playing at forest. Do you know how wild it is to have people react like this to *my* music!!??

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Or a black guy without one, so

Two-piece Advocate

@frazierapproves

6 years

Reminder: the cops can’t tell the difference between a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

@FreshPorkChops I’m hoping somebody pay me to tweet about galaxy lamps under it 😭

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

3 years

Wild it’s been 6 months already. I love you! (even though you outshine me in every pic 😩) @Gardellaaaa

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

@marcrebillet Your robe game is unmatched

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

Mind ya fuckin business

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

4 years

Mmmm turn it up

Washingtonian 🌸

@washingtonian

4 years

NEW: The alleged Bethesda bike assaulter apologizes: “I am sick with remorse for the pain and fear I caused.” He appears to have lost his job.

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

🗣THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

Dubloadz 〄

@Dubloadz

5 years

I’m here for this content

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

Did i tell you how amazing @leonbridges was live

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

6 years

The fuck wouldn’t the waffle be the bun what is wrong with y’all

Insider

@thisisinsider

6 years

KFC just released a sandwich that's their take on chicken and waffles — and it has a fried chicken 'bun'

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Heater Parker

@GovanJones

5 years

So do something then lmao

Kyle Griffin

@kylegriffin1

5 years

Nancy Pelosi: "[Barr] lied to Congress. If anybody else did that, it would be considered a crime. Nobody is above the law. Not the President of the United States and not the attorney general." Via CBS