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@FrogfessorCroak

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@FrogfessorCroak
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Caroline Polachek looks like if Lara Croft went to NYU
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@CarlCouchII Oh shit I didn’t know a screen made the food oh fuck what a huge oversight
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@poopswag34 I hope you’re not gonna be stuck like that forever
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@autogynefiles Bpd (big pony disorder)
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@Dan_ifest HRH Collection
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It must suck to be poly on Valentine’s Day cause you only get like one or two chocolates from the box
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They haven’t been handling it at all tbh
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@stofthemidwest Here’s some real shit 💯💯💯
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@mehow123 Cause we are baller next q
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@dale_xcx It literally pisses me off lol
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@whoreby_parker Short life expectancy and spending it hating in the DMs…
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Came for the first time 👍 hope no one died
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In like 2005 you could get popcorn chicken with ease
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@smokingdunst Yeah I promise we all feel normal about this…
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@wolktress She’s so hot in SATC what a cooked take
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@holypuppyfan Why are all these misanthropes having sex lol
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@chillextremist I miss crankin this so hard that everyone had to turn around and see me crankin it
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@latkedelrey Lesbians don’t interact
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@lakeeater @angieoverhere I just wanna eat chips in silence with some people
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@fart I think women like when you smell like McDonald
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@Nerdspringbreak This looks like where I have to sleep visiting Puerto Rico
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@LEMONSQU4RES Horton hears a scream
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@molllllusk Her beauty is almost painful to look at
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emptying out my room lol
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@FrogfessorCroak
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He looks real tough but he listens to phoebe bridgers and boy genius, rest assured ladies
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90% of you would fold for this guy
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I don’t know much about astrology because I’m not in femmes business
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@nypost Ghislaine taking massive stinky dumps you heard it here folks
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If I were a dj I’d just rotate 212 & raingurl
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@titianosaurus my mom would rush to change the channel
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Walking dressed like a dyke next to a guy dressed like a fag
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@kwon_hoshi24 You’re gonna want to start with parting your lips
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@triiinity333 Nah she’s too New England
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@chaka_________ And he needs it most 💔
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I’m hoeless again because she’s a fucking Zionist Jesus Christ
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Tips are officially frosted 🥶
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Boygenius if they knew how to strap
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Both of my parents sound like they think I’m gonna kill myself
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Seen a lot about emo going around
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Friend-physiognomy
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@butchfemmes
BUTCH/STUDFEMME SPACE!!
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"femmes with glasses here, femmes with glasses there" what about butches with glasses tho...🤨
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@0OO0Q0O What abt a dyke that looks like a 6’5” boyfriend
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I appear up to no good ☝️ here tbh
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I can’t stop posting my kitty what the fuck 🥺
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@snaiImaiI Tiktok filler indie
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@FrogfessorCroak
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It doesn’t matter if god or science made this. it is so fucked lmaoo
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@FrogfessorCroak
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That’s not my twin she just looks like that and we vibe
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Do u guys like my shirt!
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I roll w chicks that look like dudes
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@FrogfessorCroak
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The two boys advising me at all times:
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@FrogfessorCroak
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uwu won’t get what uwu want
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@sard_sabze
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Only coming to your b2b if yall are wearing this
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Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky
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What the crap… this is me
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@vampzlily
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i think for lesbian visibility week all the lesbians should quote this with cute pics of them so we can see you😻
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@FrogfessorCroak
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@jovanmhill it's like i can actually see how crazy u r rn
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Would u smoke w the eclipse
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The two wolves inside a white Latina: - the beatles - a puertorican
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@FrogfessorCroak
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First date idea: you watch me eat a bucket of hot wings then we FUCK!!!
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Bro do not Google “weird unsettling penis bitten by snake 1080p HD blood everywhere” 🤣🤣🤣
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What if she said something crazy stupid wwyd
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If ur from Fairfield county can I have 20 dollars
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Just remembered this gem
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When it comes to naming Wi-Fi everybody’s a damn comedian huh
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Deleted tinder
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@WKelci @ehjovandied that would require talent
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One must imagine the da vinky twins happy
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Eating dune cheese at the movies
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T shirt idea
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Do you guys like my shirt
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@FrogfessorCroak
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giles corey weighted blanket
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Living in CT is condemning yourself to having absolutely no hoes
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Certified water cooler moment Used to dream about times like this
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cough syrup stained smormu mouse pad for those late nights throwing back some lean
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Watching chicken run 2 getting mad as hell for those chickens
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Auction drake: I need a one dance a one dance I need a two dance two dance I need a three dance and sold
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@pussynits I wish he loved himself
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@FrogfessorCroak
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zoo wee mambo no. 5
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@Nexuist @AskYatharth Fingering ur belly button
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I can frickin chill… I mean look at that hat…
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I love him…
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They couldn’t put me in the saw trap cause I’d be moaning loud asfff😩 🤚
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Do you think I could pull off this fit (ignore his face and missing arm)?
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@sydyofstars Caught in 4K embarrassing
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Never stop strapping Never stop getting fades Always seek dykieness Warrior Butch
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Never stop Training! Never stop Fighting! Always seek Manliness! Warrior_Male
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If I had a girl I’d get completely naked throwing all my clothes on a puddle for her to safely cross
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Never taking these off
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Went into an ulta w/ mami
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God grant me the swag
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@FrogfessorCroak
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wish me luck on this interview gang
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@FrogfessorCroak
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Gex after carrying the entire game with his jokes
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Maybe the sun is key to happiness… ancient civilization you were onto something
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Ever get a haircut so good you start getting scared
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@coomintern @doulbedoink One of my best friends is a straight guy who dated the same girl as me
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Tubi is beautiful because you have the worst fucking movies in the world at your fingertips
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DO NOT BUY WEED FROM AUTOZONE
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