Dear GOP,
It's not a Witch Hunt if the flying monkeys are the ones providing the testimony.
You really hitched your wagon to the wrong star and now karma is landing on you like a sumo wrestler.
Sincerely,
The Americans who will vote against you in 2024
P.S. Boo-fucking-hoo
@laurenboebert
Rachel Maddow has more than one college degree. You don't even know how many degrees it takes to properly cook food so it won't poison people.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Here are a few examples:
Thoughts and prayers
Auditing the 2020 election
Supporting Trump
Voting Republican
@laurenboebert
Lauren Boebert falsely claimed that she will work for her constituents.
There is absolutely no record of her ever working for her district — even in her first term.
Why does she continue to lie to her constituents?
@RepMTG
The truth is people are tired of the toxicity that comes with MAGA. That is why you lost. That is why you will continue to lose. Your base is shrinking. Get used to it.
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@laurenboebert
That was a joke.
Ask Brian Sicknick's family, or Michael Fanone, or Daniel Hodges, or Sgt. Aquilino Gonell, or the other Capitol police if they thought your tweets from that day were funny.
THAT is poor taste.
@RepMTG
So, do you have a problem with the results of your election? Even if all of the ballots were hand counted, people were only allowed to vote on election day, and the voting age was raised to 21, you would still claim fraud in every result that didn't favor your party.
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Wow! Look at all of the 'illegal aliens' in this video. There are so many, it was nearly impossible for these assholes to film their border photo-op.
#GOPBorderCrisis
#GOPClownShowContinues
@laurenboebert
You're right. Hunter Biden is not part of the executive branch. If you want to investigate someone who was part of the executive branch, I suggest Jared Kushner.
You've got to appreciate the irony of someone who took the GED four times trying to school people on the complexities of climate change.
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
You’ve got to appreciate the irony of climate protestors trudging through a foot of snow and -30 degree wind chills to yell about how the planet is warming.
They just don’t see it, do they?
@ACTBrigitte
Hanan, Apple is worth well over $2 trillion. Even with investors, Elon could not buy them. I know math is hard for the MAGA crowd. They still think 74 million is more than 81 million.
Wow. Jon Voight, James Woods, Kirstie Alley, Scott Baio, Randy Quaid, Tim Allen, Roseanne, Kevin Sorbo and now ... Jim Caviezel are all members of the unemployable actors studio.
@laurenboebert
Tell me you've never read Orwell without telling me.
In both '1984' and 'Animal Farm', Orwell warns that the average person can lose their rights by following orders blindly and putting all their faith and power into one institution.
Seem familiar, QAnut?
@ksorbs
'Can I get a meeting?'
No, you’re Kevin Sorbo
'Can you get me a screen test?'
No, you’re Kevin Sorbo
'Can you greenlight my project?'
No, you’re Kevin Sorbo
'Can I take hormones and change my gender?'
Why? Lucy Lawless will still be more popular than you.
@laurenboebert
That is not grooming. Grooming is when an adult man exposes himself to a teenage girl, convinces her that is normal behavior, and then she marries him.
@laurenboebert
Translation: I filed articles of impeachment because I know my re-election chances are fucked. This January 6th shit is getting too real. I need any distraction. I'm trying to keep my presence on social media so I can still try to grift money from strangers to fund my lifestyle.
@RepMTG
@Walmart
The only way a child would know what those devices were is if an adult told them.
Unfortunately, too many children know what these devices are.
Are we supposed to believe that Lauren Boebert traveled to the SCIF, reviewed the FD-1023, completely comprehended it, then returned to posting her usual crap all within the course of a little over an hour?
@mtgreenee
Yes. They led you all the way out of the park. No matter how many times you post what a great success your big rally was, the internet has the receipts.🤡
@laurenboebert
Fun Fact: Canada is no where near CO-03. Neither is South Africa. Today,
#ShrillyHillbilly
has shown how she can name geographic locations without knowing where they are. Just like she still has no idea where the constituents she supposedly represents live.
@laurenboebert
If you're referring to the last year trump's presidiocy, of course gas was less expensive. People either didn't drive because they were either in lockdown or they were dead.
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
@therealroseanne
You live on the big island of Hawai'i. Why does it matter to you? You live on a 47 acre property. You are worth $80 million. If you believe in the GOP so much, donate all of your wealth and see how that works out for you when they cut your Social Security and Medicare.
@laurenboebert
Time to get to work?! If you do the same amount of work you did for the past 684 days, don't expect to be re-elected in 2024. You nearly lost in a Republican stronghold where you were the incumbent.
@laurenboebert
Your hollow condolences mean nothing. You promote hatred towards everyone who doesn't share your ideologies. You are part of the problem, not the solution.
@laurenboebert
So, you are willing to pass legislation on a drug that has the potential to kill our children. Yet, you are unwilling to pass legislation on something that actually kills our children.
@laurenboebert
Again, you're bitching about inflation?! A few hours ago, you were asking people to buy your book. If you claim people can't afford basic necessities, why are you asking them to give YOU money?
@laurenboebert
If you are referencing Isaiah 61:1, you are wrong. You do not preach good tidings unto the meek. You do not bind up the broken hearted.
Isn't it ironic how atheists know more scripture than you, a supposed Christian.
@laurenboebert
@kayleighmcenany
Yes. Her journey is profound. Aside from your clueless leader, she is probably the most prolific liar in the Republican party. No wonder why you admire her.
@seanfeucht
@laurenboebert
Reading through your timeline, it seems they were reacting to YOUR bigotry. Also, if you think swear words and graffiti are forms of violence, you are sadly mistaken.
What happened at Club Q and Tops Friendly Market were both hateful and violent.
Learn the difference, snowflake.
@mtgreenee
I hope a bunch of New Yorkers show up with whistles. THAT really seems to bother you. Also, if you don't get arrested, I hope you leave with this expression on your face.🤣🤣🤣🖕🏽🤡