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@Fassnidge73

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my dad is suffering from dementia,2 weeks ago I cancelled all my projects and flew home,basically said goodby to the man who raised me ,The sad fact is when I go back in a few months he will not know me , I said what I needed to say to him through tears! Donโ€™t wait talk now ๐Ÿ™
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@newscomauHQ When in Sydney bring to my place Iโ€™ll give him a cooking lesson , pass on my account , no child should feel like this !!!!
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3 years
STOP ! Calling the guy who gets on the bus , puts on the apron, walks into the kitchen and does his job , like the rest of us ............A DISH PIG ! ..........heโ€™s a kitchen hand ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ก #hate
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@9NewsSyd They were warned ! Laws the law
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@TheNotoriousMMA Stick a hand up your arse โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..cos your a muppet
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We are all here for each other !๐Ÿ’š
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Prince harry โ€ฆโ€ฆ.. my brother hit me โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. well wait for my mothers book โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..me and my brother fucking battered each other!!!!!!!
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6 years
Fucking bloggers talking about restaurants working and failing , mortgage your gaff and open one if you know so much , then talk ............ keyboard heroโ€™s !๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ
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4 years
@SASAust7 @mrpford @Channel7 I hope she packs her own bag this time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
So to be an anti Vaxer on social media 101: 1.Correct spelling not necessary! 2.Always use a fake photo ( a wolf or the moon a good one ) 3.Never use your name ( seaspray 12048 I find works ) 4.Finish w CAPITALS !!!!!!! And maybe the odd death threat spelt wrong ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
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5 years
20 YEARS AGO TODAY ! I arrived in Australia, $500 in my pocket and a set of chefs knifes , proud to be an Irish /Australian ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช
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2 years
We should be talking more about BRUCE WILLIS and less about will smith !
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Colin Fassnidge
4 years
Lost my wallet in Coogee this morning w $61 in it ! Hour later call from a lady who picked it up and returned it to me w $61 in it ! Faith restored in humanity........ ( donโ€™t worry , I gave a reward ) ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Colin Fassnidge
3 years
Did tik tok guy predict the cops coming to his house and the whole country now thinking heโ€™s a flog ??????
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4 years
Growing up I always wanted to live in America.......... stayed there awhile then moved to OZ . Dodged a bullet ........... literally!
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1 year
@realstewpeters Bro donโ€™t go to the movies !!!!!! The dinosaurs are back !!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚tool
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Colin Fassnidge
8 years
Another season finished , thank you , good night and goodby @mykitchenrules ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ”ช
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1 year
Remember in Covid lockdownโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ all you wanted for Christmas was to see and hug family !!!! 2 years on , seeing the amount of money being spent on shit we donโ€™t need for one day ! when other have nothing โ€ฆโ€ฆ. Not at odds w Christmas this year ๐Ÿ˜•๐ŸŒฒ
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Colin Fassnidge
3 years
To those trying to start a war between myself and my colleague Pete evens , pointless , When u cherry pick snippet of a convo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ People can agree to disagree and still know each other . Ps go BIDEN ๐Ÿ’ช
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2 years
So my youngest pet lizard died Christmas morning! Rather then ruin the day I moved it around the tank through out the day ! Today she came in to my room and said that dead lizard keeps moving !!!!!๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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3 years
Construction now knows what itโ€™s like to be in hospitality !
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2 years
Just wear the mask !
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2 years
One simple thing in life Iโ€™d like , would be to be able to just drop in on my mum and dad for a cup of tea โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ instead of every 2 years 24 hours away ๐Ÿ˜•
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1 year
@newscomauHQ Go to Ireland , pretty sure everyone has that on Ash Wednesday, what a big new day
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1 year
As an ode to PRINCE HARRY โ€ฆโ€ฆ my NEXT BOOK is the magic spoon ! My mum would break a wooden spoon over our Arses every week โ€ฆโ€ฆ next day โ€ฆโ€ฆ. An unbroken spoon back in the drawer !!! ( ps we deserved every bit of it when being little shits) #irishmammy
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Colin Fassnidge
2 years
Did anyone else feel sick as their kids went out the door to school this morning! Knowing on the otherside of the world 15 children wonโ€™t be going home to their families !! Bob Katter wants guns in our schools ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ
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Colin Fassnidge
2 years
Going from working in TV then to a pandemic every thing stopped and to my days consisting of making tik toks w my kids for 2 years โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. itโ€™s a blessing to be filming 3 projects this year while opening a new venue and paying bills ๐Ÿ™
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2 years
Prince Andrew has just shit himself!
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4 years
Just putting it out there , Iโ€™m having a bbq mid June ! Bring beer !
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3 years
Good woman brought down by a bad man !
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4 years
I should be in Dublin at my sisters wedding ........today ! NOW !!!! Would be just about to hear my brothers bad speech in his small suit ............... some ups !๐Ÿ™„
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First same sex wedding booked at @fourfourteen ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ first of meany !!!!!!!
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4 years
Seeing staff today who were fully employed last today having to take hand outs , not wanting to take because of pride but in dire need of , broke my heart
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Colin Fassnidge
10 months
When your walking by a wedding and they ask you to be in the photoโ€ฆโ€ฆ. #random
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If you think we can survive doing takeaway til spring your dreaming on this lock down ! Last Sunday we took $315 dollars ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ It cost more to stay open now and no job keeper ! @ScottMorrisonMP
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6 years
Itโ€™s all Been said ........๐Ÿ’”
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1 year
Remember fame is not your friend
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3 years
And dry July WAS looking so good โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
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Colin Fassnidge
2 years
Last nights shark attack, I was swimming the next bay w my dog ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ , Enjoy every day you got
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1 year
GO COOK POTATOES YOU PADDY โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ from account w no name ! Leave you name and address hero and we can chat all things potatoโ€™s ๐ŸฅŠ
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1 year
Goals about to be kicked !!!
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4 years
Things canโ€™t get any worse !!! THEN PELL GETS OUT !
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4 years
@yumichild Rewatching Cosby show
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3 years
No travel til 2022 ! I miss Ireland ๐Ÿ™โ˜˜๏ธ #family
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4 years
The people who comment on daily mail are bottom scum , Laughing at the storyโ€™s of our restaurant closing , these fuckers will be first in line for our food hand out !!! #fuckinggrubs
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3 years
Restauranteurs are sitting at home like most peoplew their kids , doors closed paying staff slowly going broke ( doing the right thing) โ€ฆโ€ฆ.and on the other hand we have a special breed of footballing fucknuts having partyโ€™s on the $800,000 contracts โ€ฆโ€ฆ and now another week !
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1 year
Met the @TheBachelorAU the other night โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ3 mins I wonโ€™t get back in my life โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ
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@JaneCaro No real man hits a woman!!!
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1 year
@piersmorgan I shed a tear to this post . As a dad our job is to protect and look after our childrenโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. even to the end (which is unthinkable), never leave them alone โ€ฆโ€ฆ
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@JaneCaro They are not men !!!!!!
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Rip Shane ! Just wow !๐Ÿฅฒ
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2 years
I watched mafs last night !!! Ha ha April fool !!!!!! No I cleaned out the drains way more enjoyable ๐Ÿ™
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3 years
Off for jab 2 ! 5G in 1 hour !
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Flights booked โ˜˜๏ธ
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4 years
I just won two tickets for a cruise!!!!!!!wohooooooo!๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ๐Ÿ›ณ No work for me ! See Ye later !
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I get out today ๐Ÿ™
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2 years
The evening of day 5 Covid โ€ฆ.. Knocked me on my ass ! ๐Ÿคฎโ€ฆ. Fine til then , a bit odd โ€ฆ..
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3 years
Great news to hear they found that little girl big ups from every parent to the police ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’š
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4 years
So close the borders ! .....................APART FROM GAINT FUCKKNG CRUISE SHIPS .......WTF!
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2 years
It came knocking !!!!
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1 year
I lost my BLUE TICK โœ…!!!! Now whats for breakfast ! #iaintpayingforshit
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Colin Fassnidge
2 years
My mortgage has gone up $1000 a month in new interest rate rise !!! Good luck to restaurants in the next 6 months !!!! Itโ€™s not going to be pretty ๐Ÿ”ช #noonewillgoout
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7 years
People complaining price of meals,have you seen price of produce and staff costs,please do me a favor eat your fucking pot noodle at home!๐Ÿ”ช
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Got Covid as we were about to go on holidays, So we did no shopping ! Day 5 the kids are skinny but I could make a meal out of THEM ! Whoโ€™s first ๐Ÿ”ช #cupardsarebare
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My love
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2 years
Itโ€™s ok officer!โœ‹ I PLAY TENNIS !๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŽพ
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Influencers telling their feed back and how you should run your business! Thanks ๐Ÿ™โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..BUT FUCK OFF !
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SO looks like we just started an Irish food and drink festival!!!! Coming this September!!!!! โ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธ
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Colin Fassnidge
6 years
Top 100 .......... was shitttttttt , or maybe Iโ€™m just getting old ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Colin Fassnidge
3 years
So my 11 year old is watching a NEW show called @FriendsTV โ€ฆโ€ฆ said I would not understand it ! I replied I would say Ross gets w Rachel and chandler marrys Monica in about 5 more season โ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ
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Colin Fassnidge
2 years
RIP Taylor Hawking @foofighters !!!!!! As a drummer I followed his every move ! Wow just wow , so young ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽค
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3 years
No Covid at Coogee !!!!!!!! Business as usual ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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The Italian waiter was so rude !......to piss him off ......... I ordered a Greek salad ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—
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Colin Fassnidge
3 years
Why do you feel crap/down start of week in lockdown and weekend the mood picks right up โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. when every day is the same now ? ๐Ÿค”โ€ฆโ€ฆ.asking for a friend ๐Ÿ™
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6 years
My body feeling old and very broken today .......... motor bikes can be a cruel mistress ๐Ÿค•
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2 years
@newscomauHQ Very annoying little man
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Colin Fassnidge
10 years
See you all next year xxxxxx
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2 years
Ireland see you this day 4 weeks ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
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2 years
@newscomauHQ They are ๐Ÿ’ฏ spot on ! Real news โœ‹
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Colin Fassnidge
9 years
@mykitchenrules @fourfourteen ..... If you want the real Icecream sandwich ..... See u at 4/14 #mkr .......... http://t.co/SjBKu6mpQh
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Thanks to Sydney childrenโ€™s hospital ๐Ÿ™ For looking after my family yesterday, You guys are the real rockstars ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’š
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They have just closed the city , Itโ€™s kicking off ! Our staff are stuck in their cars , Cops when asked how do they get out , Reply: I DONT KNOW !!!!!!! @nswpolice no warning to the business and staff in the city ???
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Colin Fassnidge
7 months
@bowlessoul @nswpolice What push police out of the way fuckwit
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Colin Fassnidge
8 years
What's the difference between celebrity chef and restaurant owner ....... When ur cleaning vomit in ur toilets before second seating ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ”ช
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Colin Fassnidge
8 years
#MKR I warned you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃ
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Colin Fassnidge
2 years
Iโ€™m watching the #Oscars every year from now on !!!!! Canโ€™t wait for the sequel!!!
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Colin Fassnidge
3 years
Talentlessโ€ฆโ€ฆ. No ! Fuckwitโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ maybe
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Colin Fassnidge
2 years
$6.50 for a single sausage in batter is a bit excessiveโ€ฆโ€ฆno? Or maybe itโ€™s the first time I ordering one sober !
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Colin Fassnidge
6 years
So what happens to the Uber drive who taped the convo. Is it not illegal ? #grub
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Colin Fassnidge
4 years
@LynneMcGranger I canโ€™t cater your wake ? #riplynne #catering ๐Ÿ’š
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