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@Faerlis

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Male 57, Dragon #reader #Democrat #BidenHarris2024 , DMs are open, tho why you'd bother is beyond me... Cashapp $faerlis

Mapleton, MN
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1 year
I can't. Can't take the loneliness. Can't take the emptiness inside. I can't. I'm not. I'm not the person I once was. I'm not the same. I'm not. I won't. I won't give in to the voices. I won't let them take me away. I won't. I don't. I don't want to be alone anymore. I don't.
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@il0venostalgia The ding from driving over the hose at a full service gas station
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@MadScientistFF Hello, this is Carlton, your doorman.
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@il0venostalgia A childhood
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@wiseconnector Much Ado About Nothing
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@FireTrumpToday Bed, Bath and WAY Beyond
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7 months
Woke up just in time to take my meds. Anyone have advice on helping a bruised rib heal?
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8 months
@HalfwayPost Can we make that go viral? Get as many MAGAts to join as possible lol
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5 months
Almost there, 66 followers to 5k. Maybe by Monday? ☺️☺️
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@Neros_sis Not with all the documents he surely still has
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@nathaliejacoby1 Idk, Skankzilla?
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@ronsterd89 Sloppy Joes
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@MajesticMerry Freckles are sexy
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@il0venostalgia Batteries Not Included
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@DarkMSolvent Coke, weed and dirty diaper
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@slater_paul Lookin' For the Red Dot
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@Sophia_Nyx Uncle Buck
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@mommamia1217 @HeyuDeuphus Maybe they should start briefing him with 'misinformation' 😁😁
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@Route_60plus Monkey Bars
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@RpsAgainstTrump Yes and yes
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@JessicaUSAF Flipper on a Chipper
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@woofknight Candygram for Mongo! Mongo like candy...
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@DougWahl1 Fake billionaire=False profit/prophet Seems legit
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@JoJoFromJerz Down and Out in Des Moines
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@il0venostalgia Don't squeeze the Charmin
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@il0venostalgia Dick Butkus
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@vanesa19x 😍😍😍
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@20th_Centurygal Blinded by the Light. Manfred Mann over Springsteen
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@Sophia_Nyx Weird Science
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@gggirl924 Penny Loafers
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@Gnerphk Definitely too few shelves. No such thing as too many books 😊
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@woofknight This, and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. General Zod in drag.
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@kangaroos991 An ad for Planned Parenthood
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@ChiChiGreenblat Bill Bixby as Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk
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@il0venostalgia Tia Carrera
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@MayoIsSpicyy What a tragedy that would be... 😐😐😐😁😁🤣🤣 Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face 😈
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@JerasIkehorn So deep in the closet that he's almost to Narnia
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@DarkMSolvent The Skankarena
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@DWPippy Isn't this from Mars Attacks!?
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@RussGut Actually took longer than I expected.
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1 year
@vanesa19x With those freckles it's definitely fuck first 😈😈
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@Ashy_slashee Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
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@MadScientistFF Will Ferrell
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@Ashy_slashee Captain Chaos
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@TencicFred @JujunluluJudy The Drug Enjoyment Agency?!
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@Ashy_slashee Cock Knocker from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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@30plusGoneWild Good. I'm hungry 👅👅👅
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@jverona77 U2 for me
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@TheTerminatorIM "Name?" "Barf" "Full name?" "Barfollomew!"
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@MarkoSilberhand Microdick energy
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@thetrueshelby There's a burning bush joke here somewhere, I'm sure of it 😁
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@ronsterd89 Sammy Davis Jr. On All in the Family
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@Softapocalypses I like flowers
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@joncoopertweets Stay out of reach and watch. Maybe film them with my phone 🤔🤔
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@vanesa19x The night, the day, forever if you want 💗
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@Justanurse101 Good night 🌉
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@Sophia_Nyx Space Oddity
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@jasonllevin I'd be honored 💙
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@kangaroos991 A big orange crybaby having a tantrum
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@Odyne_LaFee Autoerotica
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@DarkMSolvent Disco foreclosure
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@kangaroos991 Mental 'Hellth'
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@softtail65 Feliz Navidad
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@DarkMSolvent Five Fingers R Us
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@DarkMSolvent Crack-Her Barrel
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@ronsterd89 A rusty nail 😦
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@WriteEditPJ Someone cleaned the grease trap at a fast food place
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@Tjeerd001 1313 Mockingbird Lane
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@il0venostalgia Buddy Holly
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2 months
My birthday. No balloons. Just another day...
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@Busyisaworkshop The only thing 'Golden' he's gonna be missing is the Arches he'll no longer have access to. 🤣🤣
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@woofknight "... you'll go down in history" 😂
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@EastEndJoe In nomine Patris et filius et spiritus Sanctus this guy stinks!!
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@Ashy_slashee *"Name?" "Barf" "Full name?" "Barfollomew!"
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6 months
Good morning Xiles! I'm at the specialty clinic for my heart echo. I hope everyone is having a wonderful day ❤️
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@MayoIsSpicyy With so many more to come 😄
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What animal do you most associate with yourself?
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What animal do you most associate with yourself?
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@il0venostalgia Nail clippers and Emory boards
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@Route_60plus Corinthian. Ricardo Montalbán
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@il0venostalgia The Stargate
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@softtail65 Low Spark of High Heeled Boys
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@vanesa19x @realmom2s Freckles!! So sexy and gorgeous 😍
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