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Evan

@EvanPlatinum

2 years

it is incredibly weird that we keep seeing vids of this guy in front of the most obvious greenscreen and no one comments on it.

Oliver Carroll

@olliecarroll

2 years

New Zelensky: “Russians know nothing about us. They know nothing about freedom.”

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Israelis are so fucking bad at propaganda its unreal

The Persian Jewess

@persianjewess

2 months

As a silent crowd watches a man seemingly commit suicide by setting himself on fire, a brave Orthodox #Jewish man risks his own life to save the stranger. This viral video by French performance artist @BENCO_94 was a test of humanity. So many in the silent crowd failed, but

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3 years

Taliban twitter completely fell off

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So basically Indonesia just straight up killed all their communists and the country doesn't really have a left wing anymore

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1 year

Still can't believe he tried to pull this off

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1 year

Asians being less likely to experience discrimination if they are obese because Americans think that means they aren't foreign might be the funniest social science find of the decade

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There is a certain kind of tragic female student who attends every class, sits in the front row, diligently asks questions, takes the most meticulous color-coded notes, and then miserably fails the course

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Imagine being a hapa Jew elementary school kid and your parents force you to dress like this and run a lemonade stance and then you get robbed by urban youths and then a billion internet leftist shitheads decide that you're the one making the blameworthy choices

I Love The Upper West Side

@iLoveTheUWS

1 year

An All-Time Low on the Upper West Side: Little Boy’s Lemonade Stand Robbed

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2 years

"Nigga he's stabbing me! I'm dead! I'm dead..." why is he talking like Polonius lol

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2 years

Kind of amazing that LibsOfTikTok did a better job of turning people against public schooling than half a century of the Heritage Foundation

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@EvanPlatinum

5 months

A man of profound Christian sincerity and conviction

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2 years

Its legit insane to me that liberals believe the Night of the Long Knives was some kind of anti-gay hate crime and not the result of a brutal internecine power struggle

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8 months

Thinking about this again

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8 months

So basically what I'm taking away from this Israel/Palestine thing is that there are a lot of Indian people on twitter

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2 years

The deepest desire of every pitbull owner is to see their pitbull maul someone and gaslight them about the attack as it literally happens

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7 months

A bunch of Dagestanis mobbing a man because they think he's a Jew when it turns out he's an Uzbek sounds like the set up to a classic Soviet joke tbh

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@EvanPlatinum

1 year

Yes 23 year old women are lining up to get with 38 year old men SOURCE: the graph told me (its science)

N I M B ❂

@Nimbopill

1 year

Niggas be like "its over" Bro your "sexual market value" peak is at 38 while women is at 23 so pull your pants and man up 💀

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2 years

No one was in the wrong. When you step into the Spirit Airlines terminal you step into an open PvP zone

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@318Dayion

2 years

He isn’t in the wrong at all idc.

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3 years

Ashraf Ghani, the deposed president of Afghanistan, was a professor who taught anthropology at UC Berkeley and Johns Hopkins lmfao

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3 years

You wait long enough and it becomes clear that all culture is downstream from reactionary incels

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3 years

Holy shit that Joseph Rosenbaum guy Rittenhouse killed really was a pedophile. I thought people were doing the Vox Day thing or making a big deal out of dating a 17 year old but he molested five boys between the ages of nine and eleven WTF

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2 years

This is just cope for 'gifted kids' and their parents. The amount of material one needs to memorize in order to flourish in American schools is minuscule, its not like burdensome expectations of rote memorization are holding genuinely creative or critical types back

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2 years

idk maybe he thinks suffering is inextricably bound up with the human condition regardless of what economic system we find ourselves in and your belief that suffering can be eradicated through shifting property relations is naive and might paradoxically lead to more suffering

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@sleepsocialist

2 years

My philosophy professor is conservative and today the whole class agreed capitalism is the root of our suffering, I could SEE the pain in his eyes

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3 years

the 'land back' stuff has all sorts of weird shit but i think my favorite is this belief that native americans are like druids in world of warcraft who could magically heal the planet if only capitalists weren't stopping them

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This stuff is genuinely freakish, uncanny, unnerving. The fact that these people even entertain the notion that this whack material might be persuasive indicates that something is just profoundly wrong with them on a fundamental level.

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2 years

its absolutely insane how much of a game-changer 'just call them pedophiles' is

Josh Marshall

@joshtpm

2 years

this is like pre-genocide talk

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2 years

I don't understand why they can't just film him giving an address indoors. Who on earth thinks this looks compelling?

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2 years

You're Malaysian

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray

2 years

I’m not anti-Trump. I’m pro-DeSantis. Important distinction.

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2 years

Jordan Peterson is 100% headed for another, even more catastrophic breakdown and its twisted that his daughter and conservative media are trying to milk him as much as possible before that happens (which of course only hastens its arrival)

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Was reading about the history of self-immolations and I learned that in 1990 dozens Indians burned themselves to death to protest *in favor* of the caste system.

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2 years

they made Pinocchio gay and on xanax

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@AniMat505

2 years

The moment I first heard Pinocchio's voice, it was just...magical.

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2 years

Musk got Sam Harris and Claire Lehman to deactivate in disgust. Not sure if that's worth $44 billion but its up there

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3 years

Dude is in his 40s holy shit this is depressing

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2 years

Sargon of Akkad fucking won holy shit

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3 years

whats absolutely fucking mental about this is not just the total lack of reaction to the fatal shooting but how they calmly resume arguing after it happens, its like literal Skyrim NPC "never should have come here. Good day!" dialogue

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3 years

Thinking about this immensely powerful image again

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2 years

its completely irrelevant to me and im not going to be lectured on the 'meaning of 1776' by a whale who has citizenship in like four countries

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3 years

Nathan J Robinson opted to nuke his entire organization instead of relinquish creative control and compromise his singular vision of a magazine that publishes 30,000 word articles about not understanding zizek, it’s like something out of an Ayn Rand novel

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3 years

how did you turn in to a black guy?

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2 years

Checking in on left twitter

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2 years

What bothers me about the student loan talk is that for most people college really is a scam, not for the usual conservative reasons (eg the dumb idea that the humanities are 'useless') but because the level of academic rigor is so unbelievably low

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Its mindblowing how Amy Siskind was able to rebrand with no one bothering to look into her past. She used to write for the Daily Caller, was a huge Palin supporter, was chummy with Steve Bannon, implied Obama was a secret Muslim out to kill Israelis

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2 years

When Donald Trump called Diet Coke garbage but said he would still keep drinking it that was the only time I felt represented in politics

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3 years

If a black conservatarian blew away two white anarchists engaging in mob violence then Republicans would demand he be put on our currency. That would be the holy grail, the fantasy come to life, they would cry tears of joy

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Feeling like the people rooting for Kyle Rittenhouse to be found not guilty wouldn’t be rooting for him if he was Black.

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2 years

Been blocked by Dave Rubin for ages but just want to go on record that renting out some indigent eastern euro woman's womb and denying the child his or her mother so you can play act a freak mirror of heterosexual domesticity is gross

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11 months

What's he doing now?

DSA

@DemSocialists

7 years

One year ago today DSA member khalid kamau launched his successful run for office in Georgia. Today he’s doing political ed in his community

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2 years

Obsessive interest in CIA conspiracy stuff is basically just 'True Crime night with the gals' for a very particular kind of millennial male

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8 months

"The Asian applicants with the 1580 SAT, a dozen plus AP classes and extracurriculars out the ass actually don't have a compelling 'personality'"

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11 months

I can't believe a Jewish guy who headed an organization called "Wagner Group" turned out to be a little unstable

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11 months

I forgot how funny Lindyman's prolific, compulsive plagiarism is

Mark Allan

@markallanbovair

3 years

Why would this guy @PaulSkallas plagiarize my tweet and use it in his newsletter? You can still make the same point by sharing or linking to the original. Weird.

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2 years

This solarpunk future being a literal Chobani yogurt advertisement is just *chefs kiss*

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3 years

Lmao they made Marjorie Taylor Greene go on a field trip and then give a presentation about it like a god damn fifth grader 😂

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Lex Fridman not being a MIT professor and having a blackboard covered in math from someone else's lecture as his profile pic is so funny

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2 years

no it wont lol

Dr Jordan B Peterson

@jordanbpeterson

2 years

The free market will have its revenge on all forced woke narratives.

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2 years

It is mind blowing - and I mean completely fucking mind blowing - that these freaks are going to reskin Second Life 15 years after it came out and it then value it at hundreds of billions of dollars

The New York Times

@nytimes

2 years

The bride walked down the aisle. The groom's buddy made a toast. There was dancing at the reception. And it all happened in the metaverse.

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Alexandra M. Hunt

@hunt4change

2 years

We should be moving toward a right to sex. People should be able to have sex when they feel they want to, and we need to develop services that meet people’s needs without attaching the baggage of shame or criminalization. So let’s talk about sex.

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its fucked up how bill gates essentially lucked out in the 90s and became obscenely rich and now just inserts himself as the authority on global health, environmentalism, pretty much everything and we're supposed to defer to him because he has a huge pile of money

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3 years

You're on your third marriage and you divorced #2 while having an affair with #3

Ilhan Omar

@IlhanMN

3 years

Luckily my dad raised me right, otherwise I might have gone to the floor to talk about this insurrectionist who sleeps with a pervert. I am grateful I was raised to be a decent human and not a deprived person who shamefully defecates & defiles the House of Representatives. 🙏🏽 God

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3 years

Fact Check: Taylor Lorenz is not young, she is 37 years old

Julia Ioffe

@juliaioffe

3 years

Man, Glenn Greenwald seems to have a thing for attacking young, ambitious, successful women. I got it back in 2013, now it’s @TaylorLorenz and @NatashaBertrand in his crosshairs. We see you, Glenn.

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5 years

Imagine being a 14 y/o boy who liked a Pewdiepie vid and your neurotic freak of a mom finds out and the next day you come home from school and you’re greeted with “Tell MOTHER why Trevor Noah is funny! Is it because he punches up or down?! Tell MOTHER where Trevor Noah punches!”

joanna schroeder

@iproposethis

5 years

You can also watch political comedy shows with him, like Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Hasan Minhaj. Talk about what makes their jokes funny - who are the butt of the jokes? Do they "punch up" or down?

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3 years

Thinking about that time a certifiably insane white woman claimed her 'Grand Wizard klansman' father hacked 30+ Vietnamese fishermen to death on a boat and thousands of lefties believed her

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1 year

"folks will be googling Hitler tonight"

Read Let This Radicalize You

@JoshuaPHilll

1 year

People are gonna joke about Kanye. People are gonna blame his mental health. But the truth is that he’s normalizing Nazism for a whole lot of people. I know that word is overused but folks will be googling Hitler tonight. It’s so incredibly dangerous.

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dude is 39 going on 13

THE KING OF NIHILISM

@amazingatheist

2 years

Borders should be abolished. Cops should be redacted. Religion should be eradicated. The existent political parties should be disbanded. Capitalism should be destroyed. Culture should be dissolved. All existent institutions should be under CONSTANT assault.

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The solution to children's biographies of Kamala Harris isn't children's biographies of Amy Coney Barrett, its to introduce kids to good literature and more broadly, a rich intellectual life. Everyone involved in this is TRASH, just a disgusting culture

John Stossel

@JohnStossel

2 years

"I'd like to see the principal!" says a young Thomas Sowell, in @bethanyshondark ’s kids’ book. Why? Because Sowell's new teachers wanted to put him in a lower grade. He fought, and won. Books like that are a new alternative to activists’ victimhood propaganda:

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2 years

Honestly you people just need more suffering in your life

Pancakesbrah (actually Based)

@Pancakesbrah

2 years

Hell on earth for me would be waking up at age 38 in an American suburb with a mortgage, a wife and kids and a man cave for my extremely mid hobbies

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POV: You are Satan breaking your tools after you have finished with them

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@EvanPlatinum

2 years

interesting that one of their complaints is that the cost of basic items like ground beef is too high, a concern people on this website assured me was entitled fretting over 'treats' lol

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUS

2 years

NEW: Striking concrete workers in Seattle have shut down the city’s $23 billion construction industry. The @teamsters are fighting for higher wages & better health benefits for retirees. 34 workers walked out in November. Now 300+ workers at 6 companies are on a general strike.

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3 years

reminder this is what dylan matthews looks like

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@EvanPlatinum

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trust me bro this is one box you do not want to open

Justin Wolfers

@JustinWolfers

3 years

When anti-vaxxers rack up tens of thousands of dollars in hospital bills, who pays? Think about it, and you'll realize that their political positions are effectively being subsidized by members of insurance pools, taxpayers, and the vaccinated.

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Liberals r posting like they’re on Gab today

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@EvanPlatinum

3 years

Your tweet is “comedy policing” for zoomers/millennials- the perfunctory disavowal of an explicit churchlady moralizing (“I don’t want to be *shrill*”) followed immediately by a covert moralizing (“but that is cringe and pathetic!”) with the same content

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comedy policing is the dumbest thing it’s not activism- but man dave chappelle is just a boomer now, it’s very sad to see.

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>Every other right wing e-celeb crashes and burns > Lindsay Ellis arrested and executed > Happy marriage and family > Successful business with his own wagies > Initiates chain of events that causes world's richest man to convert to CLASSICAL LIBERALISM and safeguard FREE SPEECH

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She is a better person and citizen than the guys who flunk because they wanted to play league of legends all day

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I thought people like this disappeared in 2014

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hot take: If people feel the economy is bad then its bad

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If you were actually a serious communist (you're not) then your boss would hate you and want to get rid of you before you organized your coworkers. The fact that you guys pal around and are on such amicable terms shows he understands you better than you understand yourself

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What do you even do with someone like this

🇵🇸 🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺🇾🇪

@benigma2017

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One specific, notorious advantage of red light cameras is that they are generally pretty damn racist, placed at intersections in poor, ethnic neighborhoods and not in places where mayonnaise folks like will live.

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is there any good writing that explores why men don't read anymore and women buy all the books and control the publishing industry

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Hating and fixating upon "Anglos" is such a red flag for so much stuff its unreal lol

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The 'video essay' is such a disgusting form

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"Try that in Texas. I'd like to see the libs try that in Texas!" *it happens in Texas*

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1 year

Charles is going to have to somehow find it within himself to give Harry the same treatment Elizabeth gave Dianna. This is beyond embarrassing

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 year

Prince Harry says Googling and watching Meghan Markle's ‘Suits’ sex scenes was a “mistake”: “I’d witnessed her and a castmate mauling each other in some sort of office or conference room. I didn’t need to see such things live.” 🔗:

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styxhexenhammer conversed with demons so he could learn all the secrets of the earth and the air and ended up having the EXACT same beliefs as sean hannity

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@EvanPlatinum

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"Professor Chomsky, do you think neoliberalism is exhausting its capacity to sustain itself?" "Listen what I did - or did not do - with Jeffrey Epstein is frankly none of your damn business." "uhh" "What you've never had an acquaintance move some money around? You're perfect?"

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Financial Times

@FT

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Psy-Ops are a crucial weapon in the war against disinformation | opinion

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this lady cannot be real

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3 years

They're literally the same thing

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its funny because the FBI couldnt care less about you

New York Young Communist League

@ny_ycl

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Our tribute to the memory of J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI. Couldn't resist.

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@EvanPlatinum

3 years

What is wrong with you

Donald Trump Jr.

@DonaldJTrumpJr

3 years

Reliable sources tell me this is an actual photo from Joe Biden’s colonoscopy yesterday. I’m not sure but it looks legit.

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@EvanPlatinum

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Beginning to think these people might not be sincere in their Christian conviction and instead use the faith, its symbols, aesthetics, material culture etc as a grabbag for their shitty art

kanyedefenseteam

@kanyedefense

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