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@EvanOutOfTen

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your friend’s cool friend || singer + songwriter || wholesale purveyor of the Evan Diem family of products || love is real and inevitable || he/him

Syracuse, NY
Joined December 2011
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@EvanOutOfTen
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8 months
New Album Out Today!!!! This never gets old. Distant Pulses is my favorite thing I’ve ever made; I’m so so proud of it; it’s the most collaborative thing I’ve ever done. I couldn’t be happier with it and please if you think anything of me: give it a shot
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@EvanOutOfTen
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I feel extremely confident that I wouldn't crash on this exit even a little bit because I'm not a huge fucking moron
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✨️KaiMana!✨️ 🔜 FWA '24
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Seattle are yall okay because what is this exit
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Y’all thought I was joking
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Do 👏Not👏 Ban👏 TikTok👏 Before👏 I👏 Get👏 A👏 Chance👏 To👏 Do👏 A👏 Skit👏 In👏 Latin 👏
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@EvanOutOfTen
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This is perfect prop comedy
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@EvanOutOfTen
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I feel like I know a dozen people off the top of my head who would wear these
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@EvanOutOfTen
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How can you see that The Matrix is a trans allegory and then not accept Neo pronouns?
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@_Uranus93 Rip to those people’s cars but I’m different
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@EvanOutOfTen
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@latkedelrey I would never mute someone while ordering food, we should be able to experience this together
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@EvanOutOfTen
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I heard Hank Green told everyone on tiktok not to eat grass so he could hoard it all for himself (Source @MaksymLaRouche ) and I didn't believe until I looked up his Real name 😳😳
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Tried to come up with a bad t-shirt and failed
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@EvanOutOfTen
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@crasscorvus Being super stupid and unsafe
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Got a skirt and I think this actually fuckin rocks
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@EvanOutOfTen
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It’s the most gruesomely online of society who have never experienced enough love to know what it’s like to lose it, who think that when you’re grieving that means you post pictures of yourself crying 24/7 and isolating or idk,,,going to work? Instead of cherishing love and life?
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was a bit curious what chapo antifa bro's gf has been up to tldr; she's been partying and traveling with that gofundme $$$$ and also referring to him being viciously murdered as "died suddenly" lmao
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@EvanOutOfTen
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You telling me a random housed this penguin?
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Do 👏Not👏 Ban👏 TikTok👏 Before👏 I👏 Get👏 A👏 Chance👏 To👏 Do👏 A👏 Skit👏 In👏 Latin 👏
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@EvanOutOfTen
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If Charlie Chaplin did this 100 years ago it would have been funny every year between then and now
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If I had a nickel for every @mountain_goats in this category I’d have a SHOCKING amount of nickels
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going raw on the first link is insane
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@EvanOutOfTen
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A funk band who are all dating each other called the Poly Pocket
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@EvanOutOfTen
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I found a lexical gap and I wanna fill it. What do you call the parent of a half-sibling from your biological parent’s first marriage?
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@EvanOutOfTen
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@JoolsChadwick Yeah I know. But using the word “initialism” in a skit where the focus is on language and knowing most people aren’t used to hearing that word serves only to distract from the clarity of the punchline.
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Anyway, to address (even though people will mostly not see this): 1. Vinicius' roommate anglicized his name because that's what an American rooommate does to a foreign student 2. I know it's an initialism 3. If Vinicius' grammar is wrong that's uhhh just his regional dialect?
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@EvanOutOfTen
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The masculine urge to pick your friends up from the airport no matter the time is one that speaks to me deeply.
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Positive masculinity time! Masculine people of all genders - what's something that makes you feel good, something that feels uniquely masculine to you, that hurts no one? Tiny things or huge - and keeping in mind this stuff is highly personal!
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@archivalrival Is it as gruesome and harrowing as it seems?
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I cannot imagine a person who is both crushed by this news AND is normal
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Paul Mescal and Phoebe Bridgers Are Reportedly Engaged, Crushing Everyone's Dreams
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weezer on 9/11 let’s fucking GO
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@EvanOutOfTen
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I think a really good benchmark for maturity is how people treat furries. Like,,, Can you simply accept that some people are so deeply into something you don’t get without thinking they’re wrong for it?
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These furry people make me sick, get them some help holy shit
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Which way white man
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@winonaparadise 18 year old guys named Dominick
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I feel like @alex_engelberg drove us through this exit and we made it safely to our destination??
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@EvanOutOfTen
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The best part about this video is that nobody can correct any of mistakes without coming across as a big ol' nerd and I love that for us.
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True Empathy is not giving a shit whether potatoes are on the menu at Taco Bell because you're a hardline bean boy but understanding and commiserating with your friends who are being affected by their removal.
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I've cracked the code
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@creamfan200530 @ClappinessBot I'm writing it now but my sister is in the apartment and if she sees me in a bedsheet toga speaking in rote Latin she's going to shove me in a locker (justifiably)
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@EvanOutOfTen
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@_Uranus93 I’m not here to make a theoretically altruistic commentary on city planning, I’m literally JUST saying I wouldn’t crash here. OBVIOUSLY if I were on the Seattle engineering council I’d be fixing this.
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Anyone else?? 😅😅
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I woke up out of a deep sleep, tweeted this, and went back to bed.
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"Ahh I had to spend the whole party explaining my costume it was so embarrassing!" ~ person dressed as a picture that went viral on twitter for 4 days in June of last year
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@EvanOutOfTen
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3 years
yo what the fUCK
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Heel Turn 2 - @mountain_goats (2015)
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Being woke is crazy like why am I googling this shit
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some pretty casual Mountain Goats fans in the replies showing their asses by acting like this is 1. Unexpected 2. Bad 3. Not something they would’ve gone crazy for 6 years ago
@SlayerRules_420
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Staggering L for the mountain goats fandom here
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@EvanOutOfTen
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babe wake up, weezer is good again
@LeftAtLondon
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I read this to the tune of that weezer song
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Damn this popped off maybe I should watch The Matrix
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Wow she really is the glass ceilings biggest Challenger
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mf went to the barber and said "give me the Adult Man"
@alex_engelberg
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Asked my barber for the "guy soliciting your neighborhood for window replacements"
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@EvanOutOfTen
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As a friend of Claudia who knows how much love exists within her heart, it’s impossible to think of someone like her being careless and frivolous in the face of grief; even if I hadn’t seen the posts these people don’t see, I still wouldn’t believe their narrative.
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@EvanOutOfTen
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The classic: You don’t want a polyamorous farming commune; you want Some Friends.
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leftists what’s your leftist opinion that will have leftists leftisting at you like this lefistly on the leftist compound?
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I was specifically instructed by my PR manager who definitely exists and is a real person to drop a plug under this video. So here: I make music (great), podcasts (good), and tiktoks (obviously).
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@EvanOutOfTen
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Y’all I FUCKING called it
@EvanOutOfTen
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Here's my prediction of how @JoeBiden is gonna follow in those @HillaryClinton footsteps and just absolutely NAIL that youth demographic.
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@EvanOutOfTen
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After Paypal and Grimes, twitter is going to be Elon Musk's third failed attempt to make things work with an X
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Heard today that someone said “pronouns are gay” and it’s like “yeah my pronouns are he and him and they are in love”
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This is why I search before I tweet, because I have standards
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okay now y'all have to do New England
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I fear I made Northern Ireland too big
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whenever I hear y'all bitch about LMM
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Inflation has gotten so out of control there are now 3.4 wolves inside of you.
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Adding this to my legacy of things I’d make money off of if I had enough energy to pursue their creation
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@latkedelrey Ridiculous that people believe this! Having social anxiety can lead you to saying things you don’t actually believe.
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How it started 1-2 // How it went 3 // How it's going 4
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We’re Click and Clack the Tappet influencers, welcome to CarTok
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@parasocialyte It's also not JUST that it's an extremely new and unintuitive euphemism, it's the fact that it's phrased in a way that does not make it obvious that it's a euphemism. The person you're QRT had to jump through so many qualifications to assume that Julia Fox is condoning SA.
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It’s hard to tune out these cruelty-fueled weirdos bc they have a vendetta against someone with care-for-human based politics who died tragically & are taking out on someone who, in the face of that, didn’t fully lose the potential to seek joy. You want to believe it scares them.
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Don’t offer me silly putty. I am NOT fucking around
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Fuck ya life
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What if the Front Bottoms covered “Too Much” by Carly Rae Jepsen?
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😤😤😤 joint custody???? Again???
@roramdin
rosie 🇵🇸
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joint custody? i really think i can smoke this thing myself
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The “cis” in “cis male” stands for Sicilian
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I did it
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Gonna put a rap verse in a Mountain Goats song
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No fucking way,,, @HelloFresh
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You know how you can tell when you’re talking to a white person who doesn’t listen to rap? You can also do that with Reddit
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Amazing clip of @BrennanLM being fooled by a @mountain_goats song title username
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This is why you don’t bring your shitposting into the real world
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who can relate!!
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This account so rarely features shirts that truly go hard
@shirtsthtgohard
shirts that go hard
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I don’t believe that these most of these people know enough about experiencing real human emotion to realize that they are scared and/or ignorant of it. So the important thing to focus on is never being like them, and instead being like Claudia: loving what you can love, deeply.
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I’m never “done” eating guacamole. I’m only ever “out of chips” or “out of guacamole” or “begrudgingly courteous in regards to other people’s ability to also consume guacamole”
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@bartleby_era When I shaved to a mustache last year I had a lot of great women turn on me, it was sad. That’s a hard truth to learn 😔
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KISSINGER DEAD FREESTYLE
@LeftAtLondon
Im @leftatlondon on other websites too (HINT HINT)
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surprised i havent seen a “kissinger dead freestyle” soundcloud link on here yet or was that just a 2021 thing
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@arielhelwani @BorrachinhaMMA “Revealed Juice” is genuinely hilarious
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Saw some people saying they'd never heard the word TACIT before it was on Wordle yesterday but like idk, that's one of those ones that I just understood even without being told.
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Head from a girl who wiggles her fingers and goes “don’t mind if I do” before taking my dick out
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easy
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@jakeshieldsajj GSP really scared you off taking jabs forever, huh
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@latkedelrey Sometimes I think people have never had a friend trust them enough to be honest about what’s going on in their brain and I feel bad for those people for not making themselves reliable because if they had, they’d know this
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@MoonlitDragoon Comments like this are exactly why I practiced saying both Cs in "accipiam" Thank you ☺️
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My best friend Ben ALMOST made me a grilled cheese sandwich
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Got a new one for ya. The #WutheringHeightsChallenge get your flowing whites and reds on and let’s make some #bront ënt
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@roramdin That's an edited image, this is the original actually. I wonder what it said on the front 🤔🤔
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Convinced that nobody really knows what mountain goats lyrics sound like
@DaveMcNamee3000
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No one: Mountain Goats Lyrics:
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Having girl dinner (eating pussy)
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I love trans people. So many of my favorite people are trans, non-binary, gnc, queer, etc and I love them so much. If you don’t fw trans people, I don’t want to be around you.
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Her: when I come over you better not be too tired My homophonic ass:
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My new game called “Um Kinda Problematic??”
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Nothing captures the beautiful essence of twitter quite like someone getting 3x as many likes on a quote tweet that simply explains the joke of the original tweet.
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Me trying to remember the name of that one Lana Del Rey song
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