New Album Out Today!!!! This never gets old. Distant Pulses is my favorite thing I’ve ever made; I’m so so proud of it; it’s the most collaborative thing I’ve ever done. I couldn’t be happier with it and please if you think anything of me: give it a shot
I heard Hank Green told everyone on tiktok not to eat grass so he could hoard it all for himself (Source
@MaksymLaRouche
) and I didn't believe until I looked up his Real name 😳😳
It’s the most gruesomely online of society who have never experienced enough love to know what it’s like to lose it, who think that when you’re grieving that means you post pictures of yourself crying 24/7 and isolating or idk,,,going to work? Instead of cherishing love and life?
was a bit curious what chapo antifa bro's gf has been up to
tldr; she's been partying and traveling with that gofundme $$$$ and also referring to him being viciously murdered as "died suddenly" lmao
@JoolsChadwick
Yeah I know. But using the word “initialism” in a skit where the focus is on language and knowing most people aren’t used to hearing that word serves only to distract from the clarity of the punchline.
Anyway, to address (even though people will mostly not see this):
1. Vinicius' roommate anglicized his name because that's what an American rooommate does to a foreign student
2. I know it's an initialism
3. If Vinicius' grammar is wrong that's uhhh just his regional dialect?
Positive masculinity time! Masculine people of all genders - what's something that makes you feel good, something that feels uniquely masculine to you, that hurts no one? Tiny things or huge - and keeping in mind this stuff is highly personal!
I think a really good benchmark for maturity is how people treat furries.
Like,,, Can you simply accept that some people are so deeply into something you don’t get without thinking they’re wrong for it?
True Empathy is not giving a shit whether potatoes are on the menu at Taco Bell because you're a hardline bean boy but understanding and commiserating with your friends who are being affected by their removal.
@creamfan200530
@ClappinessBot
I'm writing it now but my sister is in the apartment and if she sees me in a bedsheet toga speaking in rote Latin she's going to shove me in a locker (justifiably)
@_Uranus93
I’m not here to make a theoretically altruistic commentary on city planning, I’m literally JUST saying I wouldn’t crash here. OBVIOUSLY if I were on the Seattle engineering council I’d be fixing this.
"Ahh I had to spend the whole party explaining my costume it was so embarrassing!"
~ person dressed as a picture that went viral on twitter for 4 days in June of last year
some pretty casual Mountain Goats fans in the replies showing their asses by acting like this is
1. Unexpected
2. Bad
3. Not something they would’ve gone crazy for 6 years ago
As a friend of Claudia who knows how much love exists within her heart, it’s impossible to think of someone like her being careless and frivolous in the face of grief; even if I hadn’t seen the posts these people don’t see, I still wouldn’t believe their narrative.
I was specifically instructed by my PR manager who definitely exists and is a real person to drop a plug under this video. So here:
I make music (great), podcasts (good), and tiktoks (obviously).
@parasocialyte
It's also not JUST that it's an extremely new and unintuitive euphemism, it's the fact that it's phrased in a way that does not make it obvious that it's a euphemism. The person you're QRT had to jump through so many qualifications to assume that Julia Fox is condoning SA.
It’s hard to tune out these cruelty-fueled weirdos bc they have a vendetta against someone with care-for-human based politics who died tragically & are taking out on someone who, in the face of that, didn’t fully lose the potential to seek joy. You want to believe it scares them.
I don’t believe that these most of these people know enough about experiencing real human emotion to realize that they are scared and/or ignorant of it. So the important thing to focus on is never being like them, and instead being like Claudia: loving what you can love, deeply.
I’m never “done” eating guacamole. I’m only ever “out of chips” or “out of guacamole” or “begrudgingly courteous in regards to other people’s ability to also consume guacamole”
Saw some people saying they'd never heard the word TACIT before it was on Wordle yesterday but like idk, that's one of those ones that I just understood even without being told.
@latkedelrey
Sometimes I think people have never had a friend trust them enough to be honest about what’s going on in their brain and I feel bad for those people for not making themselves reliable because if they had, they’d know this
I love trans people. So many of my favorite people are trans, non-binary, gnc, queer, etc and I love them so much. If you don’t fw trans people, I don’t want to be around you.
Nothing captures the beautiful essence of twitter quite like someone getting 3x as many likes on a quote tweet that simply explains the joke of the original tweet.