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@EreluChocolate

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Last of her kind. Lawyer, a gold mine & child of God. Seventh-day Adventist. Dedicated to cockroach annihilation. Everything to perfect lo wa lara e😏

Nigeria
Joined June 2012
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@EreluChocolate
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5 years
I will finish this law school. I will pass & be amazing at it. And then I will come for EVERY SINGLE woman who falsely accuses a man of rape. I will come for her with everything I have I will sue her for defamation of character, false imprisonment, malicious abuse, all I can find
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5 years
Boyfriend is very unnecessary if you're not getting married soon and dating is an extreme unnecessary sport that no one should be pressured into
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4 years
Lagosians please help! This my Farm’s unsold stock of Eggs, as at this evening. I need your intervention to save my investments 🙏🙏 A crate delivered to Lagos is #850 . My stock balance as at today is 3,600 crates. This is the number to call 08051504389
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Chicken freaking Republic! Egg is a vital part of becoming a chicken you know? What is this?
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My dad got his Ph.D degree today‼️‼️ And he finished as the best Ph.D student in his faculty. I'm a proud daughter
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@SubDeliveryZone 🙈 I don't feel dragged though. The feedback has given me a lot to think about
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@yettyclassy I promise you that I do not intend to
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@EreluChocolate
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4 years
Dear lawyers that wanna leave the country, Free advice. Don't do your Educational Credentials Assessment (ECA) with WES. All your 6 years in school is not enough for professional qualification with WES. Use IQAS, they are slow but they give professional qualification & are cheap
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@EreluChocolate
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@sledge_baba I don't get. They knew you weren't old enough for father of the day but thought you could donate your mother's goat?
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@EreluChocolate
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@sir_johnalade You're not the only one. I even paid for a remark when it was 27k and they haven't paid back, this is month seven. The British Council @ngBritish @BritishCouncil are a fraudulent bunch. Their refund department is led by one Patrick Chinakwe, he won't even respond. No one knows!!
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With the kind permission of the most High God; Oluwakemi Eunice Alofe, Esq. LLB(Hons), BL, AICMC. Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria. My appearance is for those that stay winning
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@EreluChocolate
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My boo said "you never even arrive dem don dey panic" My light, all the love in this world goes out to you today!
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@vughnn Actually
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@bendito019 @ToyosiAwosusi I've already graduated
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4 years
Baba Adeboye's love language is Acts of Service. His wife understands this and clearly speaks it fluently. This isn't even a matter of patriarchy. It's just two people in love who know how to show it so that the other person feels it.
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@Kingtanda @JourneyJewelz @BobPhondo He doesn't even need to say he loves her for anybody's benefit on Twitter tbvh
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😭😭😭 Praise be given to the most High God!
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Women don't want me to go after wicked women. Fighting for innocent men doesn't count because there are suffering women. My boyfriend was gifted me straight from God. Adults can be petty Family is not the one you were born into God is always good
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@Nedhiii Thank you. This is not all I want to do with my law career though because the replies I'm getting are making me realise that it sounds like that lol
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By God! I have no stories of hardship to share, no gist of how tough & torturous the journey was, I have no sad tales. I only have praise. God won this battle by praise. God & God alone. My inheritance my all. Yes dears, Law School Lagos Campus with ease and KFC every Wednesday
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@SegunOladejo_ My evidence lecturer told us how the only witness that knew enough to testify on a land matter just got into the witness box and started scratching his body, as he was doing that, small pox was forming on his body. The man didn't come back to testify
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My bio says it all about these things
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@EreluChocolate
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5 years
See what someone who loves me did for me this morning..😩 Who is slicing onions here now?!
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5 years
Everyone except me knows exactly where all my energy should be going oh. Especially the ones that have never met me before 😂😂😂
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@EreluChocolate
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3 years
My long essay got published!
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4 years
@EyesPinky11 @alhaji_panda I am so terribly sorry for your loss. Unfortunately it is a collective loss. Nothing can replace him but may God give him eternal rest. Be strong
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@EreluChocolate
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Chemical brother: I'm ugly, I'm ugly Twitter boys to chemical brother: he is ugly he is ugly Twitter female influencers to chemical brother: my beauty, my baby Chemical brother is taking all the women and leaving no prisoners dey there
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@EreluChocolate
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@davidifeanyi2 I'm confused. Did I say I would get to it before finishing?
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4 years
Thought this Monday was gonna be sweet
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Some people are forgotten in prison cells not detention or holding cells for committing or being suspected of zero crimes. They just got picked up by the NPF and no one knows where they are. Awaiting trial inmates are ALWAYS a sad tale.
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something that appalls you everytime you think about it?
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@peaches07 This fair game movie on Netflix portrayed this. It was so annoying and disgusting 😒
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5 years
@AdakuUfere Omg! I've been looking forward to the time I'd interact with you here I'm sorry we had to meet like this maybe some other tweet of mine will get to you & we can talk In the meantime, stay beautiful I'm actually a fan and I like some of your tweets This is not all I want to do sha
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@tinnee_temmie @Badass_nigerian Wait, what is happening? Legit lost, did the fellow accidentally fall into your dm? Because he sounds like he called a number and an Hausa guy replied him It's not you he meant to text. He is lost
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See me and Falz daddy, Femi Falana Notice how I look like his future daughter-in-law? Bucket list check: selfie with Femi Falana ✅
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@EreluChocolate
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@lollypeezle @aproko_doctor 🤗 it'll not always be like this. Each time you check your pockets may you always be able to satisfy your needs.
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@CallMeGozie You should have warned me
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@EreluChocolate
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Happy birthday queen You've been a good and loyal friend You've been strong for both of us You've always had my back, been here since day 1 I can never replace you even if I tried I'm glad that my spirit is joined to this body Thank you for your strength Thank you for the lessons
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@EreluChocolate
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Happy birthday queen Kewa
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@the_zukks Honestly 🙄 from someone who probably pronounces Mexico with the 'X' this is too much faux elitism.
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Mo fine ejo!
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@Alphawolfjames_ Thank you. Theres There's enough energy for everyone
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🎉Portfolio assessment day 🎉
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NYSC lawyers that have been called to bar and are looking for PPA, apply to Pinheiro LP o! They are recruiting. Admin @pinheirolp .com or practicemanager @pinheirolp .com If you plan to apply, please send me a message, I have to tell you something first.
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A queen
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@8bit_cyborg Huh well, I hate cockroaches too😅
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A shade of beautiful
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@funkeolotu_ I love your sense of humour even though it's mostly dry I certainly believe a man wrote this. Congratulations dear
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@_JustFEMI @CallMeGozie Why is Lagos on fire 😖😖
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@EreluChocolate
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7 years
@WarepamorSammy @Olubaba60 @Fadareak1 I think its impractical to assume that people who know God dont have huge slip ups. Please just RT and save someone else
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@EreluChocolate
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Daddy! Many may complain about their dads but I'm happy that you're the one responsible for my existence. If I classified you as anything, it'd still be underrated & thanks for my siblings. Happy father's day. May God give you many fulfilled years filled with beautiful memories.
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The parents I have stories about you guys but let me just say this The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases
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@mind_uche @_JustFEMI @CallMeGozie You're right! We are truly out of time, release the messenger hawks while I sound the battle horns and beat the drums. HURRY!
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I'm actually goofy😍
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After exam glow
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It's only in Ekiti that you will have prepaid meters but they will still come and cut your light🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm so tired
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@EreluChocolate
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@_Matriarchh Elite Ekiti babe
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@Ajayiiyinoluwak @Brizzle_OC I didn't intend to sue in my name or without being briefed but hey thanks
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Doing beauty a favour.
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@Tspiceskitchen This isn't just a great and filling meal. It's a very engaging activity for relationships and relationship building My person and I had so much fun doing this together! Thank you!
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Am I being scammed?
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Fineapple
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Daughter's day out
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@OlajumokeHera I don't read well AT ALL. I opt to listen. I listen in class and listen in reading groups. When I do read, I take notes as I go, I also read with past questions so that I'm solving a problem right away, that exercise helps me retain. Also, grace of God.
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Church fit Pulchritudinous babe 😍 😉
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@sugabelly Imagine if you took time to think about what the tweet was really about Like what if she's just talking about one injustice not at the detriment of other injustices What if I have no reason to come for her since she never said rapists should go free& clearly stated false accusers
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Update your media or whatever
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The kind of man God has ordained that I build my home with 😍 Nice fresh skin for comfort. Which one is tueh tueh After every kiss because facial hair decided to dislodge from you and lodge in my mouth abeg No beard or nothing!
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Top 4 pictures of the year 2019
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Most times a fine girl
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@djkufre @a__vanita Your healing is complete and guaranteed by the blood of Jesus Christ by whose stripes we are healed!! Your sacrifice does not go unnoticed by heaven and the God of angel armies discharges angels to protect and minister to you. So shall it be and it is so
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@yettyclassy Thank you very very much. I'm grateful
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@ngonimuro @vughnn Because there is no need. It is a time chart and this is what they look like at thise times
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Warrior woman. Met you on a friend's tweet and you became a friend. First of her kind. Extraordinary human being A sister in pickmeism Stay queening beautiful. Happy birthday, Long life and prosperity and many happy returns🎉🎉
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Please if someone is magnanimous enough to give you an inch, take an inch. Only an inch
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@ozzyetomi Omg! I've been looking forward to the moment I'd interact with you here💃🏽 I'm sorry we had to meet like this maybe some other tweet of mine will get to you & we can talk In the meantime, stay beautiful I'm actually a fan and I like some of your tweets 🙈
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@mind_uche @_JustFEMI @CallMeGozie Uche! Uche! Noooo! Wake up! Get up!
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Children's day so I...
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Monday is for happiness I don't care
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... make it hair
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Show your range but make it hair.
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Get a first class dears. So that your state can pamper you
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Jpengs
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So I will leave Abuja and this Honourable Judge will not know I'm in love with him? Wow😭😭😭
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Stew.
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Proverbs 31 woman and more!
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Young girls When your parents are warning you listen. This lady was found along Lokoja after being deceived by her friends going for runs now her family will be looking for funds to treat this horrible disease. Please share with all your loved ones Stay away from bad friends
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Hey guys, I'm a make up artist and I do SFX makeup. Please help me retweet. My customer might be on your timeline. #GodQualifiedTacha #OnlyTachaCan #starboyfestparis #BBNaija #PrograisTaylor Thank you so much.
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Yes. I'm late. I wanted more pictures but oh well
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@hogyny I've graduated thank you
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5 years
Please help us help a fellow classmate at the law school Lagos campus
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@BritishCouncil Stop this nonsense. You have a database of pending refunds, refund those whose requests have been pending for more than the 30 days you promised.
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If anyone says I don't look like a mum one more time...
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4 years
Iya Strawberry 😍
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5 years
See my fine woman
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There was no Red Scroll ooo But we are giving glory to God @OmoAkpeke glammed me up o
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Wrote an exam in the library today and let me tell you, that location is painful because the answers are in the books looking at you
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Birthday outfit for champions
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@Biliquis_X Lol I think he felt like the food would be special if it was made by your hand, like you rate him, you're happy he's here. Instead of him to see it as an opportunity to ask for whatever since the chef is paid.
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Actually, your boo is in the protest! I got two numbers and two promises to a dinner date of my choosing at this protest. Stop sitting at home
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