We’ll be seeing more of Mandy McAllister in the upcoming sixth season of
#YoungSheldon
. Emily Osment, who joined the fifth season of the CBS comedy as a recurring, has been promoted to series regular for Season 6
I love when people subtly change the ambient music in their store to the Hannah Montana theme song when I walk in. It will never get old. Seriously, please never stop. Really. I love it. I always find it funny. I’ll come back to your store all the time. Like. All the time.
we grew up together in the strangest possible circumstance and still made it out alive all still fully in love with each other. now that’s something. missing our girl! love you miles!
❤️ thank you all for making the ages of 13-18 pretty weird in a very cool way. thrilled to still be working in comedy and doing my damn best, and that’s all I could ask for.
yeah sure, having a thigh gap would be great, but imagine not being able to catch french fries between your knees while you’re driving. it’s all about perspective, folks.
When is the biopic happening. I am hundo p down to play young carrie leaving American Idol with her mom and getting on her first plane ride to Hollywood-y’all.
yesterday’s birthday king is today’s standard, boring 27 year old. please do not make him feel special today for it’s NOT HIS DAY ANYMORE. (i love you!)
@mitchelmusso
I heard Beyoncé rehearsing her set all week on the Sony lot so basically I can say I was at Coachella right? My friend saw one of the twins drop a bottle on the ground and no one picked it up they just gave her a fresh bottle instantly from NOWHERE. You can’t make that up.
Just filled up my car at Shell and it was the same price as the flight I just booked to San Francisco. So either I got a great deal on Southwest or gas prices are insane. JK it’s both. (great tweet, emily!) (thanks, i know)
Hello my name is Emily and I am on season three of Game of Thrones and I just listened to my first Beyoncé album today. Please love me despite my clear and obvious neglect of popular culture.
i have a name. it’s not sweetheart or honey. my body. my choice. respect for myself. respect in my ears. respect out my mouth. touch lightly. live loudly. heart forward. shoulders back.
One time, on a date gone very wrong, we both made excuses to go home early and then accidentally ran into each other at the same bar an hour later.
#datinghorrorstories
Hey everybody, neither me nor anyone else in the cast knows when Young and Hungry is coming back. Our final ten episodes will air this year sometime, but it is still uncertain when that is. I see all your replies, yes I am annoyed too! We love you, please be patient!
my engaged friend literally crying at a shawn mendes concert right now: “he is SO GORGEOUS”
me eating a pretzel: “i have ten mustard packets in my pocket right now. don’t think it’s gonna happen for us.”
Special shout out to mental health. Your own sanity is so much more important than anything else. Weird seeing this season’s young and hungry from over a year ago when I was 20lbs heavier and deeply sad. Get yourself right. Get yourself first. It all falls in line. 🤗
just asked siri to set my alarm and said “please” so she knows i respect her. if i can respect the invisible robot lady that lives in my pocket computer you can respect women.
Dad: “Are you prepared for the rain?”
Me: “Emotionally, yes.”
Dad: “..........”
Me: “Oh you meant the outdoor furniture. Yeah i’ll bring in the cushions.”
I have a Breonna Taylor sticker on my car and some guy with a GIANT blue lives matter sticker took one look at it and swerved into me. Managed to change lanes away from him. Just casual updates on what it’s like to leave the house in 2020! Keep your eyes open, folks. AND VOTE!!!!
i can easily live without my iphone. i just won’t be able to unlock my house, change the thermostat, turn on my tv, my lights, or listen to music. but it’s okay, there’s always sitting in the dark and playing thumb war with myself.
Google Maps is so linked up when i’m driving I can look at directions on my phone, the screen in my car, and my apple watch vibrates when it’s time to make a turn and you can bet one hundo p (100%) I will still miss my exit.
I brought my Apple TV up to our cabin in the snow and now I’m frantically trying to hide my most recent viewing history before all of my friends arrive. No one needs to know just how many times I have cycled through Gilmore Girls this year. 2017 was hard, okay??
“i’m a hugger!” is not an excuse to touch someone who doesn’t want to be hugged. hugging takes two. if i have my hand out it’s because that’s the part of my body i’m okay with you touching.
Gotta start remembering to close out itunes on my phone after I babysit so the Moana soundtrack doesn’t accidentally start blaring in my car at valet after a business meeting. What can I saaaaay except you’re welcome!
A couple rats moved into my attic during construction at my house, but I don’t think im going to use a typical extermination method. Just going to psychologically break them down by playing every speech Trump has ever given on a constant circuit until they leave voluntarily.
good morning since when is hating men an outstanding display of feminism? equality is feminism. loving your fellow human is feminism. have a wonderful day, bitches
I googled about why my jaw clicks when I chew and Web MD told me to practice standing up straighter? Someone take the internet away from me.
“Oh your toe hurts? Did you try brushing your teeth? Also, you’re dying.” -Web MD
I was just asked to leave a vintage store because I was eating an apple. God forbid I get apple on all these clothes permanently soaked in hippie sweat from 1975.
My father completely reconstructed a part of my parent’s house so my mom could work from home this year. After thirty years she is still excited to teach 100 students, even if it’s over Zoom. Our educators are vital & under-acknowledged, please be patient as they learn new tech!
I wish there was a way to alert an instagram ad that yes, it worked, I bought the matching pajama set last week you can stop advertising it now. I’m literally wearing it at this very moment. IT WORKED! GO AWAY! Fine MAYBE my mom wants one too!!
@rodr1ckrules
I was fourteen in this picture. I was so unconcerned with what I looked like at that age I don’t even remember this outfit. what a glorious way to live, I think we need more of it these days.
If you put me in a wack group chat with more than four people I will come to your house in the middle of the night and steal your irreplaceable antique photos off the walls and then mail them all back to you in tiny pieces over the course of ten years.
If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow it’s because I refused to take off my new three part choker necklace before bed and suffocated in my sleep. Have a great night!
The building across from my hotel is an office space of some kind and every night there’s a woman with too many indoor plants alone at her computer till far too late. I wonder what kind of world she is making for us while everyone else sleeps. I hope it’s a good one.
Sometimes instead of working out I just watch a bunch of videos on the internet of girls killing it in the gym and i’m so tired after I just call it a day. You did enough for the both of us FitGurlJessicaGymMonkey or whatever your handle is. Good work. Where are the cookies.
Was feeling sorry for myself for being under the weather for the past couple days until I caught something falling off the counter from 100 feet away. Girl. You’re fine. Ninjas don’t get sick.
Met a Young & Hungry fan at the dodger game last night and she approached me with “what’s up bitch!” Hey. If I don’t know you, please don’t call me bitch. If you do know me, it’s ‘Ms. Bad Bitch’ only. Thank you.
Tonight I made a bathtub sized amount of fajitas for my family in celebration of my mother’s birthday and then we sat across the table from each other for over five hours. Nothing is greater or bigger or more important than that. Hold on to the people you love with both hands.
More than an architectural wonder, and more than a church, Notre Dame’s massive presence has stood tall as a beacon of solace for centuries. I am grateful I was able to marvel at it last year and I hope to hear the bells in my head forever. 💔
A man tried to hit me with his car on purpose this morning because he thought I was cutting in line to park. Then he screamed at me and spit in my direction. No mask, of course. How’s your day?
45 telling Americans to not fear Covid after it has taken the lives of 210k is tone deaf, insulting, dangerous and cruel. I fear the man that doesn’t fear a pandemic, who denies science, is void of empathy and wields nonsensical lies to a nation in peril. VOTE HIM OUT.