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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
fuckin Diamond plaid, double collar, pants like wtf lookin motherfucka and the shoes? What in the actual fuck. Why they do me so dirty 😂🤦‍♂️
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Hi! I'm Mitchel Musso and you already know wtf time it is baby
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
When I started ballin' I was young. "Love these women"
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Call me fucking Picasso
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Morgan Morgan Morgan smh
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Take that knee
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart. I’d like to take this chance and apologize. To absolutely nobody! I do wtf I want!!!!
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
done. with. helping. others. I’m about to be so selfish. I’m on my 24hr selfish sabbatical. Don’t text me unless it’s about me.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
You are not a yellow starburst You are a pink starburst... and he’s a fuckin broke, no goal, cheatin, waste of ur time candy corn. There’s AMAZING people out there. specifically an amazing person who’s been waiting along time for you to walk in that room. Flourish baby..Flowerish
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6 years
S/o to all the woman who are standing up right now and speaking the truth on these disgusting men. You are all super hero’s out here serving justice every day. U are all saving lives from what could have happened in the future to young women by speaking up and making things right
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
Glo-up bitch
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
W man I had the MOTHA fuckin jerky
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7 years
@mitchelmusso thanks for making us both look stupid. Just spent 26 minutes telling this dumbass I was the one who had the cheese.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
My girl pissed me off. So I went and bought all the hair, skin, face masks an beauty shit she has been wanting and I’m gunna use it all in front of her. she not even getting a drop. And then I’m gunna tell her how AMAZING IT IS AND HOW GOOD I LOOK. I might die tonight. Worth it.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
Just fixed my relationship in 2 min by telling her she’s right about everything. SHES. ALWAYS. RIGHT. A healthy relationship is bottling everything up until you fucking explode!! Haha yay!
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
SEND HELP- thought my girl was delicate like a flower, or angel, like a princess... until she plucked my eyebrows...that bitch is brutal as fuck. Called me a pussy 3 times an told me to stop bitchin and grow some actual balls. I’m scared. When police get here IM UNDER THE SINK.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Babygirl: I kid Me: I don't
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
I’m the man who had the cheese
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
No Hell NO I am so done with these- 🖤, “I want to die”, “life sucks”, bullshit. 2018 is all about positivity. Done with all this sad sappy dumb shit. Fuck off my timeline you fucking negative fuck. this shit ends today. REAL LIFE is happening, it’s not about likes ON TWITTER
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
listen to her, focus on her, don’t be a fucking idiot.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Don’t ever disrespect a woman. You treat women right. You better be polite. Unless she’s an ungrateful thot. Then you respectfully decline
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
I disagree - Oliver should've ended up with Rico
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
Love use
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
Dear Santa, “Naughty or nice” should be “bad or nice Because naughty sounds niiiiice an I definitely been niiiiice
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Find sum cheeks tonight. Respect those cheeks. Honor thy cheeks. Savor those cheeks. shoot, let those cheeks clap! but only on cheeks terms.
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Mitchy
6 years
My mom found these photos. I’m glad she did. Other then the fedora. Who tf let me wear a fedora. I chose my fate the very sec. FEDORaaaaa the explora
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
I fucking love passionate people, endearing and humble people, The kind of people you're proud to call your people. Special beautiful people
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
Happy birthday @EmilyOsment I guess I should get to my uhh flight
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Get you a man who buys u a massage membership. Cause u know what’s better then fuckin flowers? A 90 min hot stone massage every month duh 🙄
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
"it's FINE everything's cool" F-fuck I-ing N-no E-everythingismostcertainlynotcool
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Here’s some sound advice, try and date ONE person at a time. That would be cool. and also make you not look like such a piece of shit.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
If I’ve ever blocked you, it’s not because I’m being reactive or childish. you didn’t “WIN” anything. It means that I woke up one day and realized that u have such a negative impact on my life that I do not care to see what u are doing NOR do you deserve to see what I am doing.
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Mitchy
7 years
“damn bro she won’t text me back” Well fuck boy... are you there for her? did you listen to her? OR did u go out with ur boys? -I’ll wait
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Mitchy
7 years
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Mitchy
6 years
Happy New Years babymommas and Baby soon to be mommas and mommas who don’t need baby’s to be mommas
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Mitchy
7 years
it’s not that I don’t care, I just don’t care about.... meaningless. irrelevant waste of my time shit. say something important NOODLEHEAD
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
8 years
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Trick or cheeks baby😈
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
idgaf you better cherish your woman
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Daaaaaaamn 😂😂♥️
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
If nobody told you today you are beautiful you are perfect you are loved you are smart you are fun you are rich you are amazing you are needed you are a blessing you are sexy you are royal you are 1 in a billion You keep being you because nobody else could and nobody else can
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Don’t get caught up in the same shit everybody els be doin. make your own lane, and then drive throu that bitch at whatever tf speed u want
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
oliver < all of her
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
I don’t have any good tweets right now so I’ll copy my dads text he sent me Me: Dad I love you Dad: who is this? Me: it’s Mitchel... your son Dad: fuck off pussy
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
I just wanted to look cool in front of my friends on Twitter 😔
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@mitchelmusso I wasn't aware you ever started
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Sry about last night. I was drunk. but not on our alcohol. on your bullshit.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
My girl is so fine! but gawDAMN she can be a cold b. but thass my cold b. so you say one thing bad I’ll staple your lips to your ass cheeks.
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
Relationships are dope. but have u tried the dollar menu
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
Yes I delete shit. Yes I block people. Fuck with me and get buried. But I am a lover at heart so try an be sweet. Or I’ll end you. ♥️
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Mitchy
7 years
Every time I say “Thank You” to someone for holding the door, and they don’t say anything back. Just know I ment “Fuck You”....but like thx
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
6 years
if your car has more wheels than 4 you should be driving slower than everybody else. And if your car has 18 of those motherfuckers you should most fucking certainly not be driving 80 mph 1 foot from my bumper. If you have experienced this you’re not wrong that driver is and idiot
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Mitchy
7 years
you can't say I miss them when you have their #... if you miss them hit them up. That's right bitch you don't. So take yo lie ass elsewher..
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Mitchy
7 years
s/o to all those who broke my heart growing up. You still ain't doing shit. but you deserve some appreciation and for that... thank you 🙌
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Mitchy
6 years
The world loves you. The earth needs you. You are loved. You are never alone. We are all children of god and deserve great things. Unless you a piece a shit. Then you deserve like...okay stuf
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
This is always the hardest part
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Mitchy
6 years
new screensaver 2 who dis?
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Mitchy
7 years
If you look, talk, or speak on women like they are less then you? Like pieces of meat? as a man... you have failed. Women are priceless
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Mitchy
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Mitchy
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new screensaver who dis?
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Mitchy
7 years
I think she's confused
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
my lil chicken nugget
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Mitchy
7 years
Adults be like 🤤
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Mitchy
7 years
you text me back 24 hrs later.. you better have been swallowed by a shark, swept up by a tornado, or fell in a well. I swear to gawd
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Mitchy
7 years
The Fuck I want your nudes for? Take that shit somewhere els. Probably Orlando brown page
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Mitchy
7 years
fucking happy I'm not the president. Because if I was...weed be legal. Gay everything be legal. An all religions. But that's not ok right?
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Mitchy
7 years
a girlfriend is potential wifey. if you ask me, relationships are investments, not hobbies.
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Mitchy
7 years
all those kids. parents. families man. 💔Manchester we are all praying for you
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Mitchy
7 years
sending me the same snap that is on your story is very disrespectful and you should be ashamed of yourself
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Mitchy
7 years
dont be a bully, dont be a racist, dont be a basic bitch with two faces, talk shit? you insecure? pray 4 them bitches an thy hurtful words🙏
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Mitchy
6 years
I just can’t believe this... 😍
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Mitchy
7 years
I want to cuddle then cuddle and cuddle maybe cuddle and prolly cuddle and then maybe cuddle after we cuddle and then cuddle an only cuddle
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@mitchelmusso
Mitchy
7 years
working on myself, for myself, by myself
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Mitchy
7 years
I love you, I hope you love you too
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Mitchy
7 years
I just want every single person to be happy af. I wish there was a button I could just press. I would click that thing so fast. prolly SMACK
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Mitchy
7 years
"If it's stupid to you but important to her… just shut up and do it" - The smartest person in the entire world
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Mitchy
7 years
don't let trashy people consume your beauty babe
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Mitchy
7 years
if you miss someone tell them
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Mitchy
7 years
funny how best friends turn into lost numbers
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Mitchy
7 years
sometimes you have to accept that people are shitty humans and stop trying to see the good that isn't there
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Mitchy
7 years
Mistletoe Mistletoe Mistletoe
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7 years
me: Hi this is Mitchel Musso and I'm calling about Phineas and Ferb! receptionist: Latrell? calling for ferbeo queefits? me: ...no
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Mitchy
8 years
And it's all freaky freakyy freaky fresh
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#10YearsOfHannahMontana Gonna eat some Cheese Jerky in honor of 10 years! also cuz it's delicious
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7 years
s/o all those flaky ass friends that only hit you up when it's convenient for them. you're not a terrible person... you're just a bad person
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Mitchy
8 years
I love these people and that will never change, 🙌🏼 @MileyCyrus @EmilyOsment @DukeofEarles @ImNotMoises @billyraycyrus this is why I'm here
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7 years
RT if you'd watch Pair Of Kings Movie?
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Mitchy
7 years
God is greater than any problem you have
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7 years
Being a dick is not cool. Like 100% of the time it's not cool. Like I'd give it a 0/10 for being cool. Alright cool thanx fuck you
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Mitchy
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if it makes you happy, no one else's opinion should matter
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Mitchy
8 years
When I think of family I think of you girls ❤️ thank you for always being my best and always…
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Mitchy
7 years
Amazon, ITunes, GooglePlay, Dish, Vudu, XboxLive, PlayStation, and Demand 🔫🔫🔫Sins Of Our Youth🔥🔥🔥🎄💊⚰️😇🍼🚬 RT=Follow
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Phineas and Ferb's "Last Day of Summer" airing on Friday, June 12. Jeremy out!! "Oh Hey Candace" #PhineasandFerb http://t.co/QycCygR4pZ
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Mitchy
11 years
THE MOMENT I WAKE UP http://t.co/ENzFXR9g
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Mitchy
7 years
A relationship takes a lot of fucking work so if you don't want to work for it then you don't deserve it - food for thought.. I love my girl
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Mitchy
7 years
You should be good to yourself because you are so important. There is only one of you. I hope and pray you all know how important you are 😇😘
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Mitchy
7 years
You ever hear a rumour about yourself and you're like "oh word?" Lol. People talk too much, stay out of my lane.
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Mitchy
7 years
I just prayed for all of you guys I hope y'all have an awesome Thanksgiving. Let me know what you do send pictures love, Mitchel ☺️
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Mitchy
9 years
Commander swag going to fuck shit up on @shanedawson show #MitchelOnDawson
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Mitchy
7 years
If u feel like all those doors you've been praying for keep closing in your face.. kick them the fuck open
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Mitchy
7 years
I hope your new year is beautiful and you transform into the next chapter of your life
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Mitchy
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Just remember, God has a plan for you, he didn't leave you out here to watch everybody else...
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