What if I told you I mightโve taken Colbyโs car...
Shipped it 1,800 miles...
and accidentally destroyed it...
with a tank...
and then drove over it with another tank to really make sure it was destroyed...
All on accident...
There is nothing but love & respect between us all. We started together as a bunch of misfits that became a family. Life happens. We make mistakes. We learn. We grow. But at the end of the day Iโm forever grateful to have shared many golden years of my life with these gents
@brookehouts
Your dog would really appreciate it if you could be kind & understanding. Guess now you know what it feels like to be (figuratively) spit on & hit.
Congrats
@SamandColby
๐๐ป๐๐ป
The day you got nominated I said that you guys would win. You didnโt believe me.
Last week I said you guys would win. You didnโt believe me.
And even when the Teen Choice Awards themselves told you that you won, you still didnโt believe them.
Only David Dobrik can make a video that has a guy talking bout jerking off onto the weed he sells & then also makes you watery eyed when he surprises his friends with gifts.
Chiming in here... Bit late but I'm now seeing what has happened w/ Logan Paul. Since we (TFIL) also made a controversial video in Suicide Forest, here's my thoughts:
I thought all the shit Iโve been doing with Sam & Colby lately is dumb & dangerous... but after what happened last night.... nah... never again. Sorry guys
So what if I told you Saturdayโs TFIL video has Sam, Colby, Corey & Jake in it.
Plus, Matt Smith, Corbin Reinhardt & Jody Steel...
And... there was $10,000 involved...
And something that shoots at 95mph...
And a trampoline park...
I donโt babysit Sam or Colby nor do I know where they are at all times so donโt yell at me for not knowing whatโs happening with them.
What I do know is that theyโre smart & respectful young guys who understand fully what they do for a living. Theyโll be fine.
What if I told you I now own a legitimate night vision camera & in the very near future, TFIL has permission to stay overnight in some the USAโs most haunted places... ๐๐
happy birthday uncle
@EltonCastee
, iโm standing next to you about to bobsled down a Utah mountain but just wanted to say that i respect how you can have so much fun in life without any drugs or alcohol.
lots of kids look up to you and respect that donโt forget ! letโs send it
I just had the strangest, guilt inducing revelation.
1 Human Year = 7 Dog Years
That means, their time is worth 7x more than ours.
That means a mere 9 minute belly rub is an hour long to them
If they donโt leave the house for a day... itโs a week.
Iโve been gone all day =(
So
@JakeWebber9
& the boys made a song about the Trap House but didnโt even think to ask the person that FOUNDED IT to be on the song???
Okay boys... I see how it is.
Doubt Iโll see Jakeโs reply cus he doesnโt even have a blue checkmark =/
Someone stoled my credit card info & ordered $700 worth of Chipotle. Iโm more upset over the fact that my bank didnโt call me about a fraud charge & just assumed that was my normal Monday night order.
Heath & I have matching tattoos.
Todd has a tattoo from a trip to Thailand we did together.
Zane has a tattoo because of a dumb text typo I made.
Scott has 5,000 tattoos & doesn't love me.
Still canโt believe the guy that shot me 13 times with a paintball gun & use to lose $ to me in ping pong every day ๐ was on Jimmy Fallon last night. Congrats
@DavidDobrik
. Sincerely fucking awesome.
Hopefully these screen shots will help you understand why I get so incredibly frustrated posting videos. People like this genuinely ruin the joy of it. (ps. Sheโs commented more awful shit)
I just realized the last TFIL video got 100k likes in less than 24 hours... ๐ถ
Damn, okay. I guess yโall missed TFIL way more than I thought ha.
See you Saturday ๐
Being the good boyfriend that I am, I always answer my girlfriendโs phone calls, even if that means picking up to simply say โHEY I GOTTA POOP REALLY BAD IMMA CALL YOU BACK IN PROBABLY TWENTY MINUTES OKAY WISH ME LUCK I LOVE YOU BYEโ
During the snake video, Corey made a deal that in exchange for ending the competition, I could arrange an obnoxious prank on him that no matter what, he canโt get pissed at me.
I was supposed to wait til it 100k likes.
I didnโt. ๐
Sorry
@ItsCoreyScherer
Sneak peek tmrw ๐
Just to state this again for those that overlooked it & are confused.
I filmed a bunch of TFIL videos nearly a month ago. This is NOT Sam & Colbyโs return.
I havenโt even spoken to them in quite some time as they are still figuring things out & Iโm letting them be.
Sorry.
Conversation I just heard at the zoo between two 8-10 year old kids.
Yo, why he alone?
Cus he endangered.
Why he endangered?
Cus they ainโt fuckin no more.
If
@ItsCoreyScherer
& I were to bring back TFIL...
Who would you want to see us film with?
Do NOT SAY ANYONE WE HAVE ALREADY FILMED WITH.
Iโm obviously very aware of those people.
Tag other creators you think we should bring on trips to have crazy once-in-a-lifetime fun ๐ค๐ป
Hey
@YouTube
Care to explain to me why so many videos get demonetized for miniscule reasons
YET youโre runnings ads that have teens peer pressuring a young girl to remove her panties & put them in a circle????
Explain that double standard??
Please. Iโd love to hear it.
Can I get 1 RT for each $1 I spent making this music video?
Thatโs 50,000 RTs ๐ถ๐ถ
โThe Fun In Lifeโ w/
@ImNotScottySire
&
@pierrebouvier
of
@SimplePlan
(Official Music Video) is out now!
Watch it ASAP!! ๐๐ป
1) I'm a videographer.
2) I literally own SEND IT Clothing Co.
3) I started & put out a fire last week.
4) I know how to properly spell "Roomate"
5) I know when to not film dead bodies.
I think after todayโs video, Iโm not going to read comments anymore. I see more snobby, ungrateful & demeaning comments than positive ones.
All the joy & pride I have in a video can be sucked away by a string of 5 people in a row. Simple solution for a persistent problem ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Another shooting... ANOTHER FUCKING SHOOTING...
Can someone please provide a legitimate way or point me in the right direction as to how to get involved in whatever it takes to make gun reform happen NOW?
Is there a petition? Phone number? Email? Website? Wtf can I do to help?!
If you truly want to understand how anti-social & awkward I am...
Instead of going to any of the VidCon parties, I drove an hour to get home so I can watch reality TV with my dog.
All my friends are posting cool pictures of them from the boat looking at orcas & glaciers, meanwhile I was too busy laying on the ground puking to take one.
TFIL didnโt win the Shorty award but maybe when we have a 25 person production team & $50,000 budget per video - weโll have a chance. ๐
Thanks for voting though everybody!
The definition of the word โhuntโ- pursue and kill (a wild animal) for sport or food.
This is not a pursuit. This is not a wild animal. This isnโt a sport. This is an onslaught against a living creature raised in captivity so it can be mounted to a wall for your arousal.
TFIL was started as a list of 1,000 things I wanted to do before I die & as far as I know, Iโve only done 184 of them...
Hmm... Seems as if Iโm not done yet.
I canโt wait until the next generation gets mad at their parents for having a gender reveal party when they werenโt even given the chance to choose how they identified yet.
Today marks my girlfriendโs first day working with me. She put in an 18 hour work day, while making sure my dumbass takes my medication & helping me take Circa to the vet. All while being the happiest & prettiest girl on the planet. How the hell did I get so lucky...
Kylie Jenner tweets about how she doesn't open Snapchat anymore & the company loses $1.3 Billion.
I tweet about finding a rusty nail in a bag of chips & my mom texts me "Don't be mean. They're trying their best."
After 3 months of working on this, I can finally announce TFIL will be producing a 12 Episode competition show with a $100,000 grand prize.
18 Contestants will get sent to the middle of nowhere while competing in team challenges, โhuntsโ & entering the arena for elimination ๐
Is there one more Youtuber out there that would want to spend 100 hours in the wilderness with no supplies & learning how to survive from solely your environment?
Just logged in to Twitter & saw that Trump thinks we can safely stop hurricanes with nuclear weapons.
Brb, going to move to new country & build a bomb shelter.
My girlfriend caught the boquet at the wedding. I immediately spit out my drink & walked out the door. Currently boarding an early flight home. Will change phone number & key to my front door first thing when I land.