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@DangMattSmith

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Los Angeles, CA
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1 year
OMG
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9 years
#GrowingUpSpoiled you die a little bit inside each time you have to spend your own money
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11 months
barbenheimer happened so what's next?
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1 year
NOOOOOOOOO
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
never risk your lives just for a youtube video...not doing that again #staysafesamandcolby
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@DangMattSmith
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6 years
justin bieber: engaged ariana grande: engaged nick jonas: engaged me: eating and sleeping
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@DangMattSmith
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1 year
ok who is still shooting fireworks?!
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@DangMattSmith
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6 years
Every time I see this @Deji meme I laugh and get sad at the same time
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
To be honest...Im feeling really weird after last night. Guess everything will be explained soon. Just know that I love you guys and please be safe out there
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5 years
The fact that you guys truly care and have been asking how Im doing ever since the incident means the world to me. Im not 100% feeling like myself yet but I am starting to feel a little better and reading all of your positive words has helped me a lot #staysafesamandcolby
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7 years
We all know someone like this 😂 Tag someone who is that one friend #ThatOneFriend
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
Anyone ever call you by the wrong name but you dont wanna correct them cuz its awkward so now they call you Gunther
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
My school year in a nutshell homework: A classwork: A homework: A classwork: A homework: A test: F final grade: F
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@DangMattSmith
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1 year
when you're in a relationship and you're both crazy
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
Quote your hometown in 4 words Me: who’s pregnant this time
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6 years
like if you’re: - broke - have a fear of spiders - obsessed with puppies - single - in a relationship - hungry - thirsty - sleepy no one will ever know which one
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@DangMattSmith
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7 years
Doing a full on Twitter following spree this whole week:) Plz be sure to give this a RT and I'ma be following you guys back!!!
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10 months
just what in the heck is going on here?
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6 years
like if you agree things that should be free: - food - clothes - phones - internet - laptops - netflix - music - starbucks - disneyland - Uber
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@DangMattSmith
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21 days
don't watch before bed or sleep
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@DangMattSmith
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6 years
Should I adopt him? Rt for “Yes” 😭
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8 years
My face at the end of this video tho w/ @AndreaRussett haha
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@DangMattSmith
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3 years
this guy is a legend
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
Dang it mom
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
I got like 16 different laughs and they all ugly
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5 years
you could give me 15 years to do homework and i still wouldn’t do it until the night before
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5 years
Shoutout to that one person that hears you when you’re talking in a group and smiles or replies so you don’t feel ignored
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5 years
my brain is like my internet browser. I got like 19 tabs open, 3 of them are glitching...and where the heck is that music coming from
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5 years
Do you ever try to avoid mirrors so you don’t get reminded what you look like
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
have you ever sneezed and coughed at the same time...? What does that mean...?
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5 years
I don’t know why but I get awkward when someone compliments me like idk what to say someone: you look nice today me: merry christmas
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5 years
When everything in my life is going strangely well for more than 2 days
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@DangMattSmith
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7 years
Weirdest snapchat filter I've seen in a while 😂
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6 years
Me after hearing the Walmart Boy Remix for the 50th time
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5 years
How antisocial are you? I can stay in my room for 3 days without getting bored as long as I have food and good internet
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5 years
fake friends: I hate fake friends *looks in mirror* fake friends: except for you bro, you good
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5 years
*turn on the lights just to make sure the pile of the pile of clothes on my clothes on my chair during the chair at 3am: day:
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@DangMattSmith
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6 years
2002: "Don't get in the car with strangers" "Don't meet people from the internet" 2018: Uber Tinder
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@DangMattSmith
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9 months
cats are aliens
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@DangMattSmith
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6 years
Me: *likes someone* Me: *thinks I have a chance* Me: *remembers what I look like* Me: *cries*
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@DangMattSmith
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5 years
Thank you guys for the birthday wishes😇On a random note, do you ever like someone’s real life personality but not their texting personality
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5 years
me: i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god I was JUST about to get in there
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10 months
wyd in this situation????
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@DangMattSmith
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1 year
WTF 👀
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@DangMattSmith
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6 years
Do you ever wake up from a dream and go back to sleep hoping there will be a sequel?
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5 years
GRANNY HORROR GAME CHALLENGE (w/ @SamandColby & @EltonCastee ) (GRANNY'S HOUSE)
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5 years
parents: your room is a mess me: you should see my life
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6 years
Like if this bird has more money than you
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7 years
If this doesn't make u smile then idk what will. Following people who RT this and tweet at me your favorite kind of dog :)
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5 years
Do you and your best friend ever give each other the look when someone’s being annoying
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6 years
When you check your phone and have no notifications
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Technically I’m young but according to my back pain I’m actually 97
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6 years
what’s worse than heartbreak? me: when you wake up and realize your phone was never charging
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5 years
How come people don’t answer the phone when I call them back right after they called me? Did you get kidnapped or something in that 6 second gap
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9 years
#GrowingUpWithSiblings you would watch a movie and point to all of the ugly characters and say "that's you" the entire movie.
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5 years
i get so surprised when somebody texts me first...im all like, who remembers i exist? who sent you? what do you want?
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6 years
R.I.P to all the "we have to hangout this summer" that never happened
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5 years
I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and not set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it
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@DangMattSmith
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7 years
Girl went from 0 to Exorcist real quick 😱 What would you do if someone snuck up on you like this?!
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5 years
Are you busy on friday? me: That entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me
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6 years
Can I get a “Yeahhh” if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and you don’t get enough sleep
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7 years
The Savagery is real! Spongebob and his new friend ftw😂
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5 years
I wanna meet the teenage versions of my parents
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5 years
How do people have hundreds of texts they haven't read. I literally have an aneurism if I have 1 notification on my phone. Or is that just me
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7 years
I got a serious question......Where can I get this cat?
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6 years
Am i the only one that listens to depressing songs when im depressed to increase my depression? And listens to happy songs when im happy to increase my happiness?
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Why do teachers put a “?” when grading tests and assignments...like I dont know what I was doing either Karen
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6 years
What’s the worst kind of heartbreak? Me: Have you ever cheated on a test and still failed?
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6 years
how is august next week?! september is basically tomorrow. It's already 2019 happy new year.
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7 years
Do you guys ever buckle your food? Or is it just me...?
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5 years
It’s not a Sunday until you achieve absolutely nothing all day and then get sad and depressed around 8pm
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7 years
These girls would make the best exterminators 😂
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6 years
there are 5 types of fear • terror • panic • username or password is incorrect • "we need to talk" • 20 missed calls from mom
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7 years
When your crush asks if you're single
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When her instagram is private
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iykyk
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6 years
how come my mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but can't hear me scream "YEAH" after calling my name 10 times from the kitchen
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6 years
if your phone battery percentage was your age how old would you be right now? whats up everybody i'm 69 years old
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who is she
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@DangMattSmith
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7 years
I'm now at 69K followers, let's be mature about this Me:
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5 years
I dont know why I keep complaining about my friends taking horrible pictures of me when the actual problem is my face😒
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6 years
I wish I was this savage
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7 years
U all should know u are beautiful people. So lets show everyone ur beautiful faces. Use the hashtag #SelfiesForMatt and tweet at me a selfie
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Me in a nutshell
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Find out who made this, and bring them to me...🙈
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Who made this😂🤣
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So everybody’s in agreement that our dreams have been weird AF lately right?
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Did you ever have a crush on someone that you now regret Friend: Hey, remember when you had a crush on... Me: NOOO SHUT UPPP!
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Uhm...Plankton...What is the ultimate goal here?
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"Yo I'm DangMattSmith and you're watching Disney Channel!" (Let's get some RT's on this)
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6 years
Can you die from being single too long?
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6 years
When you wake up and don't have to go to school. Happy MLK #MLKDay
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7 years
Hey what’s wrong? Me: Nothing Also me:
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"ur gonna hate yourself in the morning if u stay up late" jokes on u I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what
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im really in the mood for - sleeping to avoid my problems - netflix to avoid my problems - memes to avoid my problems - pizza to avoid my problems - starbucks to avoid my problems - receiving $50,000,000 to avoid my problems
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What are you gonna do if you see your ex? Me:
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3 years
best pokemon. GO
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6 years
U ever trip and fall and some random person nearby says "oh be careful" as if you didn't already trip and fall
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