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4 months

Get your tickets to Ron! The Musical, opening January 16th in a community theater, packing warehouse, or suburban basement near you 😉

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@SatoshisSancha @stillgray Weird how the life expectancy of all those "destiny-controlling biology hackers" takes a nosedive around 35...

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@__cski @JustinTuthill @ctjlewis @ShitpostGate Morning beans is the absolute definition of poverty

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@kooter_pop @imrobertmine @Pupsker @ShitpostGate What type of inbreds? Slope-brow knuckle draggers or pinheaded sawed offs? Hopefully its one or the other, because they don't play nice with each other.

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@MKADL91 @jnicdaores @SpinninBackfist If I ever have a medical emergency, please stay far away and offer zero advice.

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@Furious_George3 @TenuguiBoss @wirraone @nypost Mr. Trump, do you still kick puppies? Trump: I've never kicked a puppy MSNBC: Trump kicks puppies CNN: Trump kicks puppies of color NYT: We knew Trump kicked puppies, nobody stopped him Slate: Trump kicks puppies, so we invited one to our trans-masculine polyamorous circle jerk

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@GoringBladeGB @SatoshisSancha @stillgray And how said hackers can't find any peripherals to fit their proprietary ports.

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@FishTingles @TruthorConseq12 @JackPosobiec You might say, his goose is cooked? This was his swan song? He will egret doing something so ill-eagle. I'm glad he was apre-hen-ded. It will be a bit of ostrich for the left-wing to spin this as propa-gander, since he appears Portu-geese... I tell you, I'm stork raven mad...

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@JonBruner Can you CT scan oysters for pearls? Can you CT scan baseball card packs for holographic cards? Can you CT scan developing chicken eggs? I'm going to think of more things I want to see inside of and get back to you.

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@joshua_glaze2 @SallyMayweather They have exceptional peripheral vision, making them extremely good at avoiding the wandering hands and clumsy advances of predatory producers and directors. By the time the films are actually cast, fisheyed bitches is all thats left.

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@NnPnemck He's finally embracing #BootGate in the weirdest way possible.

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@jcarroll4real @Sweetonmy4loves @bennyjohnson No, and I'll explain the difference. Cancel culture goes after individuals: doxxing, getting them fired, endangering their children. Refusing to patronize a business endangers nobody. Anyone who commits or threatens violence should be subject to lawful consequences.

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@joma_gc From left to right, top to bottom, that's Bryan Griffin, Bill Mitchell, Robert Salvador, a surfboard, Matt Wolking, and John Cardildo

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@BenStanton77 The hood of that car...

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h/t @SouSanDiego

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@Gunblaze1969 @JasonJo4639089 Cleaning fishtanks?

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"As you know, THE BEST IS YET TO COME"

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@drmartens Gender-Affirming Dr. Martin is about to lose his license for malpractice

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@andypowlas As someone who has been kicked out of every strip club in the tri-state area, I have empathy for his plight.

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@joma_gc My toddler has stronger convictions

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@notfinistg @rtwngsavages @EndWokeness By socialism, yes. Most of these people were never meaningfully contributing to society, many have been on government assistance programs since birth. They never learned to work or hold a job, they just cash welfare checks and hustle narcotics until trouble catches up with them.

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@TatetheGreats @RobSchneider I don't trust Kennedy, at all. A career environmental/climate attorney who has worked hand-in-glove with the left for decades? But now that its fashionable to speak against the establishment, its his time? Nope. I support him airing Democrats dirty laundry, not for any office.

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@Fuknutz Meatballs can't snowman

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@joma_gc Maybe Jay should spend a couple bucks on reading tutors for his kids rather than hats that won't be relevant 30 days from now.

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@RBusselle Storms coming... Take cover.

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@imHoplitebitch @groypsocks @PunishedHoward @PaulAllenHost @JaxenTrae1 @jakeshieldsajj E

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@RepDonBacon @GuntherEagleman Don, you are a disgrace to Bacon.

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@1stFenjo @snacksmacker The growing isn't showing...

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@Whocares27101 @JackPosobiec @alexstein99 Conservative events are protested and disrupted all the time by leftists. They get booed and laughed at and nobody touches them until they become dangerous, at which point security escorts them out. The left is on offense, the right is on defense, regardless of who is in power.

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@joma_gc It's not about the policies for Mitt. It's about his legacy, and keeping his international influence-peddling operation quiet. Tagg, Matt, and Craig did for Mitt what Hunter did for Joe. Trump wants to expose the corruption, DeSantis wants to keep the grift alive.

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Honestly, if the Biden admin has taught us anything, it's that the VP's office is the ideal place for dangerously stupid women to be rendered entirely powerless.

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DeSantis has always been a shady swamp goblin, and I know there's plenty more of this to expose. Rob's playing fast and loose with campaign finance laws and that's probably what scared Sununu over to Haley's side. But firing law enforcement to cover your ass is a new low.

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@krassenstein0 @EndWokeness There are approximately 3 black people in all of Martha's Vineyard. One of them drowned in the yard of the other two. Considering black on black crime statistics, the probability of foul play only skyrockets.

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@PlotACourse @alx Fear. "More about fear." All these congressional bitches are afraid of the lobbyists and special interests that pay their bills.

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"Come back here and debate me, you orange bastard!"

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Ron DeSantis is, was, and always has been the only one willing to debate anyone, anywhere, at any time. That’s one of numerous reasons why he’s my hero.

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@tetonlefty @GoringBladeGB @SatoshisSancha @stillgray I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying to have a discussion about hackers and their hardware, or lack thereof.

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@Unfilteredboss1 @MaxNordau Get a room, you two

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@commgurl @turbohand @therobmilton One episode? That'd be the catch phrase before every commercial break.

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@joma_gc Here's how it really went down 👇

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@LouisC24747646 He also doesn't have a job anymore.

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@Parzival418 @GirlBoss2024 @RepSwalwell @RichardGrenell @MikeEmanuelFox @ChrisChristie @AdamKinzinger "Ends it's investigation," "will take no further action," nothing about exoneration because he wasn't exonerated either legally or professionally. A split committee making a political decision to not pursue the matter further is not the same as being absolved of wrongdoing.

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@joma_gc @NikkiHaley She put herself through college bellydancing for Bibi

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@kek133337 @engineers_feed Like this but more screaming:

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@RepRutherfordFL Nobody elected you for your hand-wringing and vindictive obstinacy. YOU represent US, and We The People choose Jordan. Vote accordingly, lest we do the same.

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@snorman1776 @FischerKing64 @Floridagirl0850 Neocons can't meme

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@Nikkimac187 @Aphantasia8 @Cernovich Thats ridiculous. She wasn't in any emergency. She set a firm boundary, and the man (although confused and offended) respected it. Theres no indication the man was doing anything criminal, no reason to waste LEO resources. She demanded respect, got it, and educated others👍

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@TheFlatEartherr Silly rabbit, that's a common pixel glitch. It's an issue with the stream, not the moon.

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@DogeDillionaire @Jason Access to talent and technology has never been easier in all of human history. If these writers and actors had anything important to say, they'd write, shoot, and film it, release it on myriad monetized content platforms, and cut the studios out. But they don't, and they won't.

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Ron DeSantis's cellphone is a talk-only device with no internet, not even text messaging. ALPHA.

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@AJDelgado13 Are you Ron DeSantis' sister? You both smile like you hate being you.

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@TySky22 @gatewaypundit That sand bag has done more to fight this corrupt administration than @SpeakerMcCarthy

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@AP_Cadore @brotherjones_ "Woke" is a colloquial term used to reference practices and theories influenced by critical thought exercises that seek to identify and rectify perceived imbalances of power, privilege, and wealth determined by past and present stereotypes of intersectional identities.

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I'm almost sick of all this winning

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@bluesbuzzblog @festive2018 @soledadobrien We probably shouldn't bother him. His attentions are better invested in solving the current weather crisis. Non-experts like us could never fathom the heart-pounding urgency with which this valiant plumber addresses excessive precipitation.

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@TheOppressedest Ron still hosting those restroom rallies?

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@jetdoc10 @catturd2 Its a child support case. Providing financial records is pretty standard procedure. That standard is being willfully ignored because the judge probably got a rambling, confused, but unmistakably threatening phone call at 3am from someone claiming to be Boe Jiden.

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@VoteGloriaJ @MSVintageValues I thought they're just "birthing people," "egg producers," owners of "bonus holes," right? What is a mother? 🤡

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@Shawn_Farash @PaulAllenHost @ZoomerRandy @PunishedHoward @TheOppressedest You impersonate a great man for shekles & e-clout. You forfeit dignity long ago.

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@joma_gc I wouldn't donate a pre-date load to fix Bill Mitchell's hairdo, much less my hard-earned cash.

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@ChrisTigani @ClownWorld_ Honestly I was just trying to figure out which side of the Biden family she's on...

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@yoshithepatriot @TheOppressedest @PedraDeLouco22 @L3opardSpott3r @PunishedHoward @tommyegan1776 @Beaverlover4545 @TeamClub110 @GrimaceEnjoyer @AngieAGoGo1 I've been a Trump-supporter for nearly a decade and a racist for almost 4 decades. You don't get to gatekeep Trumpism with your absurdist moral strictures.

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@tetonlefty @GoringBladeGB @SatoshisSancha @stillgray I'm sorry that you're the only homosexual unlucky enough to be stuck in Wyoming, but you're gonna have to do better than "big dork" to bait me into a fight. What brought you to Wyoming anyways? Someone told you it's close to "butt fuck nowhere" and you said "sounds perfect..."?

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@daleaduncan "The Cigar Lounge" 🤫🌈

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@stevethestupid @KristinPastore9 @IndyvoterVA @TRHLofficial @GenMhayden That 100 years ago, an act of treason would have been punishable by death. And he isn't wrong.

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@BasedPatriot75 Homosexuality is likely the root of your incoherence.

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@shoveitjack @jacksonhinklle @benshapiro @CommunityNotes @NoteNeeded No it's not.

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@joma_gc @mitchellvii Better warn Robert Salvador, I'm pretty sure he took Armando's job

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. @ChristinaPushaw doing just about anything for donors these days...

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@samboni987 @Travis_in_Flint Instead, it was handled efficiently.

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@Gabe_Trust @spud_bud_98 @CatchUpFeed American kids, yes. American adults, nah. We got a little more sense than that.

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@chipgaines @StreamOnMax We're grifting, we're grifting, we're grifting off the name of the Lord...

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@RitaRivali8 @pR0m8eUs @JackPosobiec Time to put down the pookie, grandma

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@johnburk39 @GeneChurch1776 @TheMagaHulk @joma_gc That's probably just indigestion from all the goat semen.

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@CollinRugg @alexchristy17 CNN should be required to air Sound Of Freedom for a week after they employed convicted pedophile John Griffin for 8 years.

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@Hot_Takes10 @TuckerCarlson I don't think Cube has ever done a damn thing he didn't believe in fully. Then there's you, out here paying $8 to talk shit on a free website.

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@shoko_tin @OldWisdom44 @wehedge As someone who has experience with both, a crack head is erratic, violent, and obviously so, even at a distance. Meth heads are also erratic and can be violent, but cold, selfish, and calculating, not obvious about it. They'll hang out with you all day before robbing you blind.

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@Blaspie @TheGaloisCxn @tegmark The real threat is me in a shredded tanktop, armed with a shotgun, loaded with slugs made of rare earth magnets, firing indiscriminately into server racks, cross cut with large swaths of the global robot army suddenly malfunctioning at the 11th hour. Summer 2024.

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@joma_gc DeSantards: Trump is disgusting for mocking the "golden showers" hoax Also DeSantards: oMg bAsEd pOoP mAp!

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@ThePrestonParra Fixed it for you

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@draiochta14 @The_Folkes @GovRonDeSantis Yup

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@KingAodh @GregAbbott_TX Biden regime dumped all over that plan. AZ tried with shipping containers, but got Biden'd too. Biden wants unchecked immigration; about 6 months before the election, Biden will give them voting rights by executive order, get re-elected, start a war with China, and draft them all

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@L3opardSpott3r @podiatristdon