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@DolanDark

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82 year old music critic, Minecraft entrepreneur, Hentai enthusiast, intelligent atheist and renowned archaeologist.1/9 SB.

New Zealand
Joined December 2011
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The average Helldivers 2 experience
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The average Elden Ring experience
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A classic ratio
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It's already 2021 here in New Zealand, everything still sucks sorry guys
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Big Ben's Final Ting
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happy pride month fellow humans. it is me corporation. i too am a gay (as shown by my rainbow icon). i care deeply about your cause, please purchase my products and consume my media
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Man the internet is getting way too horny
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I'm probably going to hell for this sonic meme
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I don't normally like to get political but this needed to be said
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OJ Simpson blocked me 😞
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@TheRealStanLee Can't believe Stan Lee came back from the dead just to promote an NFT
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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By some miracle my twitter account got verified. Unfortunately this means I've now gotta spend every hour of every day replying to Trump, sorry guys
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Mcdonalds released an ad showing what famous people eat, very shocking
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What the fuck just found out Joji is Filthy Frank. Shaking and crying right now how can this be real???!?!? This has to be some sort of sick joke #jojiisoverparty
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@elonmusk So does child labor :/
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look man i'm just here to make memes
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We tried our best, but unfortunately Article 13 has passed. I don't know why boomers are in charge of internet freedom when half of them probably don't even know how to turn a computer on. Sad!
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When you're in Italy
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s(he) hate(d) her f(uck)ing life
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I haven't showered since 2018
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I really need to stop using twitter
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Did I do this right?
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As promised, I donated $1 for every good meme I've made #TeamTrees
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The piece of shit known as R. Kelly really deleted his tweet because I got more likes on my reply 👌🦆
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hi I got my account back 🙃 just case I ever get hacked again, here’s the ONLY nude I’ve ever taken! can’t threaten me with it now 🤠🖕🏼 get a life
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@pewdiepie Cosplay as Sonic again
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The gaming tweet of the year
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And yes i legitimately got suspended because twitter thought i was 12 years old because of my bio, pretty good meme honestly
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@GollumGame Thanks, added it to the collection
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my name jeff
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Today is the only day you can retweet this
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Something tells me Belle Delphine is appealing to the wrong market with these
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hi
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a Kpop stan has been sending me videos and pictures of Jimin almost daily for 4 months now, I have to admire the commitment
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Never forget your duolingo lessons
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Yeah everything happening right now is awful and all, but removing PogChamp was a step too far
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Thanks for the kind words
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Hey guys acoording to google I'm apparently a millionaire and professional youtube star so if you need any money let me know
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Me when
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This says a lot about our society
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Why does the new Buzz Lightyear trailer look like a "this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot" image
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"Video games cause violence"
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@mistertodd The guy had an 87 page manifesto on why he did it, multiple people are dead, and yet you decide to use this situation to push an anti pewdiepie agenda? Go fuck yourself you spineless coward
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@realDonaldTrump Well at least record labels treat everyone equally, not even the president is immune to copyright
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@CallMeCarsonYT Genuinely thought this was just gonna be a meme that said I'm sorry for being good at 8ball
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Instagram supports racism confirmed?
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I knew it
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Sorry guys I have some bad news, I'm apparently a sociopath now
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Reply if Twitter is a good app
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@NYPDnews Damn, rest in peace, mental health issues are no joke.
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Drake and Josh go for a drive
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Oh you like 22 Jump Street? Name jeff
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Finally some real news
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@GabbieHanna If you can get through 6 feet of dirt you're welcome to try
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Baby Yoda doesn't stop touching things
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@YouTube They a c k n o w l e d g e d him
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The meme campaign by that Mike Bloomberg guy is getting kinda weird
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@elonmusk Elon i invested my Entire life Savings into the imaginary coins and have lost literally everything i will never see my kids again i have been living on the street for 3 days thank u for tweeting this Sir can u please keep tweeting so i can get my money and life back sir
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@MrBeast mr boost please fix the entire US medical system and dismantle capitalism right now thanks
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What Logan Paul really saw in the forest
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@Ukraine Shitposting > War
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Release me from this Youtube ad hell
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Leafy
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Trump finally ended the riots and solved world peace
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going through a lot rn, dont hit me up
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omg pls tell me this isn't real
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Little known fact: World War 2 was started because Germany's Minecraft server got griefed. Concrete proof video games cause violence
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hi
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@KaitMarieox I will also be having consensual sex with your father
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T-Series got a little too cocky. They might wanna change their youtube banner
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Shooting in New Zealand today is completey beyond fucked, family and I are fine thanks for your messages. This situation is so horrible, what the fuck man. Heart goes out to all the victims
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PS5
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Thank you for the continuous support
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Area 51 attack plan: a concept
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Gonna tell my kids this was Bill Gates
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@TeamYouTube @jacksfilms @YouTube "Behavior on both sides"? I don't recall Jack showing up at SSSniperWolf's house and posting it online 🤔
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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Reasons why I want to win an Oscar:
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This scene from Aladdin was epic
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Tommy Wiseau noticed my meme, today is a great day. Anyway how's your sex life?
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oh boy here we go again
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I have decided to give back to my community. All duck images sent to my tweet below will be sent back doubled. I am only doing a maximum of 50,000,000 duck images 🦆
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Sicko mode playing instead of a tribute to Spongebob has gotta be both the best and worst meme to happen this year
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@peta @CHOICEBISON @FREEBISON I'm gonna drink even more milk now
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So guys we did it (x4)
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