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@DeProvocateur

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When Jesus asked James & John 2 follow him, they didn't ask for a follow back 😕😒 learn from d sons of Zebedee 🙄😏

In between Nenye’s thighs 🌚🫢
Joined January 2016
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@DeProvocateur
Eze
5 months
Thank you for being my peace, my happy place and my favorite meal 🤤🫢🥰😍
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5 months
Today is my baby’s birthday 🥰🥰🥰😍😍
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11 months
A queen in her own right! My super woman 🤤🤩🥰😍
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11 months
My wife is so pretty 🤩🥰😍
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7 months
@God_upliftment Like I have a choice 😩😩
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7 months
@Msmenalicious Fear women… see how I’m just sitting like a mannequin 😿
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11 months
@Nau_Maan @MarioNawfal You think? 🤣🤣🤣 it happened before and in 6days we know who came out victorious.
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10 months
My best men on my best day!!! 👌🏾✊🏿
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10 months
@TokyosBite @instablog9ja She’s a handful, she’s a problem to herself tbh.
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11 months
I had my dream wedding with a beautiful woman and it was perfect and beautiful 🤩🥰
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10 months
@_DammyB_ @oluRehmy Those rude and uncouth people running that company should do better. I’ve never seen a company with a terrible customer care service like Sonavine.
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9 months
@KwinOlolade @veeiye You look like this but you’re body shaming your fellow woman? You???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The audacity some of you have on this app is astounding 🙆🏾‍♂️🤣
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@DeProvocateur
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9 months
Merry Christmas from us 🥰🥰❤️❤️
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@SportyBet are you aware that @SportyBetNG are voiding people’s win instead of crediting them? If you can’t run a transparent business just close up. The tickets I lost you didn’t void them but the ones I won you voided them. This is disgraceful @nlrcgovng
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The UEFA Champions League returns tonight! Predict the correct score btw Barcelona v Chelsea and win a Jersey. Follow @DStvNg , reply your prediction and add #SSFootball - Predictions close by 9:30pm. The fastest correct prediction wins.
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
3 months
You waited 15years for a battering that started a month after her wedding. You’re a useless brother, conservative behavior kee you
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Would you love to be a millionaire? Open a #DiamondXtra acct with N5,000 and stand a chance to win #Salary4Life .
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I pity any guy that is trying to please women… you’ll go broke trying to be who they want you to be.
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The CEO @DiamondBankNG @Uzoma_Diamond , head Retail diamond bank @yorwerth Head, mass market Diamond bank Ostia Ede @chizoma_diamond ED, business development at the unveiling of the #DiamondXtra10 🕺🏾😎
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
9 months
A good woman will make your life a lot more enjoyable. You’ll find yourself doing things for her willingly cos she treats you like the king you are. Not this lowlifes trying to gatekeep how a woman treat her man, same people can’t even boast of a healthy relationship.
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9 months
@EniolaShitta @SEzekwesili A king knows what? Didirin oshi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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7 months
Mirror mirror! ✨
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Rinu what are you raising funds for again? You 1 buy Benz with #EndSARS money? You’re yet to account for the ones you’ve received and you’re clamouring for more. Nigerians please don’t donate any money to her. We already have @fkabudu and @Mochievous handling accounts.
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9 months
I honestly think we should place a death penalty on manufacturers of fake drugs and alcohol, infact consumable goods. You can’t put the lives of Nigerians at risk just because you want to make money. You should be hanged. You’re an evil person
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
8 months
The Muslims in the south west are entirely different from the Muslims in the north. The northerners are naturally violent people when it comes to their religion and culture. The Yoruba Muslims are more liberal cos it’s not in their culture to be violent towards non Muslims.
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@DeProvocateur
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9 months
Abs workout session!! If you like be carrying potbelly around as a man. You better help your future. 😌😌 #AbsWorkoutSession
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It’s going to be a blessed week IJN
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Lol it’s the sweet and pain effect... hating but addicted 😆
@Auntyadaa
𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀
3 years
You say I’m always rude ( which is a lie) but you won’t unfollow me. Please nau! My love, unfollow the rude woman😂😂❤️❤️
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
3 months
Hypocrite! If Peter Obi had arrested you for this blasphemy you would have cried foul. But see you spewing trash. Fucktard
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@RealAdeshina
Prince Adeshina
3 months
I am only here to debunk fake news and protect Toyin Abraham’s image on this TL. She done nothing wrong by supporting President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and APC just like other celebrities did. By doing so, many of you gang up against her by cursing her, cursing her child and made
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@deeredley @Nederhof @SpriterTeam Africa does not need Ukraine’s grains to survive. If the west are so caring they should start pushing to end the war not fuel it. Africa is fine without grains from Ukraine, we can always make a deal with Russia if need be
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
2 months
I honestly think men don’t know how much discomfort period pains and cramps are for women. I see some men say things like “you experience this monthly, you should have gotten used to the pain” that’s the most insensitive thing to say.
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@DeProvocateur
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3 months
Birthday boy 🎂
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11 months
I now see the reason why marrying a pretty woman is very necessary, waking up and watching her sleep will first give you goosebumps with smiles gushing. if she’s now thick, watching how yummy her body looks unclad will make you desire her more. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@DeProvocateur
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9 months
🏖️ 🍹
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10 months
How are you dating someone and you don’t get turned on when you see them??? Like you don’t get hard seeing your woman laying there??? Ahhhh, I can relate o.
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@OloriOfOloris @Lirahagain @instablog9ja It’s tiring! She doesn’t they’ll still say she’s rigid, now she’s forcing it. Ebenezer Obey kuku said it, you can’t please humans
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
9 months
Y’all are just hypocrites on this app… you people were awwwwing that lesbian girl that wakes up to cook for her partner, but a married woman cooking for her husband is slavery. Bloody hypocrites. I pity who’s taking advise from you people on this, una dey swing like pendulum
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@davidon_usifo @Cesck_Ozil They’re advising you about Cyrus you’re saying rubbish. The problem with some of you is that you don’t know and you’re unwilling to learn… what does Cyprus have that can benefit you?
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11 months
Ladies! Can you go out comfortably with your bare face and not deem some typa way?
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3 months
That thread is making me angry… How can you blame women you’re dating for having fibroid, PCOS, hormonal issues, etc. some of you men need to get your brains cleansed.
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Shittes Muslim sect did this in ABJ… no one is calling for their annihilation o. We know if this was done in a certain region, they would have been calling for their destruction. We don’t like truth in this country.
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Bishop 𝕏
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35th Aug, Black Sunday, Abuja Nigeria
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@DeProvocateur
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7 months
When it’s your wedding… wear what you like. Until then just shut up
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Beautiful faces at the @fidelitybankplc sponsored #LaraAndTheTheBeat movie premiere. #LATBxFidelity
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5 months
Waiting for the next person to devour! #GamesNight at the @TheLongBarLagos 👌🏾
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
11 months
Trusting my woman while posting pictures of meals I made for her. Get you a man that can do both 🌚😌🥰
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@cheekay_
Chike🦅✨
11 months
Trust women or post a picture of a food you cooked
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Are you the fastest fingers on Twitter? Then this is for you! Win a jersey by predicting the correct score between Barcelona v Chelsea in the UCL game tonight. Follow @DStvNg and predict with the #SSFootball hashtag.
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5 months
This woman is the only person I can spend all my money on and I won’t flinch cos… she deserves everything ❤️❤️
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Did you know you can earn Salary4Life with only 5K. How easy is that?   #DiamondXtra10
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11 months
It was beautiful and perfect!!! Break the norm and create magic 🪄🤩🥰
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Have you received that long awaited job alert? It’s easy, simply log onto to begin #NYSCJobs #DiamondNYSCJobs
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Shoot your shot. Open a #DiamondXtra account, save NGN 5000 and stand the chance to win #Salary4Life #DiamondXtra10
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4 months
@phranceskaa Small woman! Don’t let me press your neck 🙄
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6 months
That thread just exposed the fact that a lotta Nigerian men get laid because they have money to throw around. When it comes to wooing a woman without using money as a bait, a lotta them won’t know how to proceed. Sad reality.
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There's something xtra for everyone this #DiamondXtra10 . Save NGN5000 in your DiamondXtra account and stand the chance to win.
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Eze
8 months
Have you ever thought about the reason why you’re always angry and agitated is because you’ve not experienced a good orgasm in a while? 💁🏾‍♂️🌚
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7 months
@TressesbyNessie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Just when we thought we had seen it all last season, #DiamondXtra10 launches and there's a whole lot to be won. Do not miss your share in this #Season10
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Imagine never having to worry about monthly income again. Win Salary4life in #DiamondXtra10
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7 months
@_foncey Lmaooo one goat already did
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@DeProvocateur
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4 months
3 transactions to my @gtbank now yet no credit from their end. Who else is experiencing this?
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7 months
Happy birthday my brother from another mother @Uncle_Olu_ God bless and enrich you fam. Have an amazing day ❤️
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
9 months
Madam rest! How’s this your business? chochocho… you’ve been wailing for days over an issue that’s not your business. Old woman like you see how you’re disgracing yourself. Face your pussy and let her face her husband. Always wanting to rant. Efulefu
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Eze
2 months
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve always known you’re a bastard. Your hungry people are looting your state but it’s the Igbos you want to blame. Kitipa micha gi onu…
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
11 months
@olufemiAghe Lol I know! But you know this thing about validating a toxic trait bcos it’s coming from a rich man. E.g dating a married man is not ideal but a lotta people aspire & pray they find a rich sugar daddy. How it’s perceived from a rich and poor man varies Bu their bank account
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@oxleyconsults @FinPlanKaluAja1 You’re talking from two sides of your mouth… oxley your point is nauseating tbh.
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@_Daniels02
•𝔻𝕒𝕟.
3 months
No-face thread?
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9 months
You like thick m/chubby women but you don’t want the cellulites, fupa, stretch, love handles that come with it??? You need to get your head checked
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Eze
9 months
I did a thread on my old account in 2018 about the silent cries of the boy child. How older women use young boys as sex toys. House helps, female neighbors, acquaintances, family friends and members, school teachers, Etc. no where is safe
@Yemihazan
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Each time topic of young boys getting molested comes out, avoid that madness of saying "but they enjoyed it". You are an adult for a reason, think critical and be logical, kids can't give consent.
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@DeProvocateur
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2 months
Anyone still doing skincare in this economy should be arrested
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9 months
I can’t say this enough… 10 times I’ll still choose to be an Igbo man 🤣🤣🤣
@IyawoThickaBody
👸🏼IYAWO THICKER BODY👸🏼
9 months
In my next life, if I’m not igbo again I’d be so Paineddddd
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Eze
9 months
I tell men ehnnn… forget the big Bumbum and breasts when you want to settle down, if they come with the main package all well and good. But finding a woman that complements you, wants the best for you, hardworking and wants to see you grow is very important.
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Eze
3 months
I like how @adaezennaji_ carry her business on her head, it’s clear that everyone enjoys her meals. Just pray God bless and increase her business 🙏🏾🙏🏾👌🏾
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Eze
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@khanofkhans11_
KHAN'✨
8 months
Let me see what y’all look like in 2020 Covid era
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Eze
4 months
I don’t know how you became the police PRO cos you actually suck at your job
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@Princemoye1
Prince Olumuyiwa Adejobi
4 months
Have they reported the case officially? And where? Bc we need to have an official report with the interpol. Let those concerned get across to us, or drop a mail into our email address Pressforabuja @police .gov.ng. we will act. Thanks. @PoliceNG
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Eze
4 months
Happy birthday to my sweet amazing sister @IyawoThickaBody God bless you for the love and support mama. Pray God grant you all your heart desires. We love you 🤗❤️
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Eze
3 months
John D.: "As a man, reading 'A Language of Flowers' gave me a deeper understanding of the challenges women face. Cynthia's writing is insightful and eye-opening. A must-read for everyone."
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Eze
9 months
Amen 🙏🏾 they’ll not recover. All of them that mocked her won’t recover
@zhurg_
Lord Scummander rtd
9 months
She was so small to you people 4 days ago. You mocked her for not having fridge and fine apartment but now, she has all the things you have been praying for for years. You are now even sadder, more depressed. My own is, you will not recover👍
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Eze
11 months
Marry a thick woman, e get why. If she now have big breasts and Ass double blessings 😆😆😆
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Eze
4 months
I can’t even take anyone that bleaches serious. I just conclude that you don’t like yourself
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Eze
2 months
A lotta northern men don’t see pedophilia as a mental illness. They see it as a way of life and it’s disturbing. Imagine what this bastard is doing
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Eze
5 months
In 2024, some men still link a sagging breasts with promiscuity??? Kai… reason why reading is a good thing.
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Eze
9 months
Time to rideeeee! It’s been weeks i took this baby out for a long ride 🥰🥰🥰
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Tired of hitting a brick wall when it comes to increasing your business turnover? We can help. Join the 63rd #DiamondBizSeminars #DiamondBizSeminars #DiamondBizSeminars #DiamondBizSeminars
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
6 months
If you can’t woo a lady without using money as front, you no get game. No cap!!!
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@DeProvocateur
Eze
11 months
🥰🥰🥰
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Would u like to learn tips to help take ur business to the next level? Then, Come to the 63rd #DiamondBizSeminars happening in Port Harcourt
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Eze
5 months
Kaiiii! My baby is tooooooo fine… ahhh I go better Market. 🥹😩
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