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@amalieskram My ex was taking a social anxiety class and they made her do nutty things like this all the time. E.g. She’d ask someone for elaborate directions, and then have to tell them they were all wrong

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@Un_Fe_D_Hiver @amalieskram Haha. If your fear is for ppl to think you’re an utter prick, then yes. They asked what she was scared of, then why, then sent her out on cringe-inducing missions. The idea wasn’t to realize her fears wouldn’t come true, but to see they were no big deal when they did

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“Please don’t break my windows. I need them to pay welfare to your mother.”

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10 months

@nostalgiafkninc Why are the women being so annoying?

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9 months

@lporiginalg Horrible. Also—$1M home:

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4 years

@howardfineman I can’t convey what an eye-opener the past five years have been, in terms of thinking experts are smarter than I am

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@EricSmallman3 It’s a courtesy, so the other person can start unloading their cart

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2 years

@SCHIZO_FREQ Old joke in the South, except usually starts “If we knew they were gonna stay this long…”

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@AmoneyResists @kanyewest Even psychiatrists (actual doctors) know it’s against ethical guidelines to make a diagnosis without a direct medical examination. Stop exploiting your credentials for political reasons

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@uncle_deluge Featuring Latinx author who lost the use of his left arm saving Christian Europe from the Ottoman caliphate

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@MarkZylstra1 @nformerlyn That was a sign from God not to eat it

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4 years

@PrisonPlanet Anyone else notice how the scrawniest ppl are now the ones using the most violent imagery?

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2 years

@alexiom_ @realgreatbrit How’d that ratio turn out for you?

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@p8stie I went out on a date with a girl in Derry and we went from one bar to another with her getting into a fight in each one

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4 years

@CarrieeeeC Ugh this is embarrassingly misplaced Girl Power. The Tinder guy was just responding to half the girls’ profiles where they say “Sorry must be 6 feet because I like to wear heels.” So if you’re looking for “sexism”...

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5 months

I believe Hollywood will make a comeback if they segregate races. It's just visually very cool to see all white or all black people on screen. Get over it.

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1 year

@turrible_tao Should’ve predicted this. Suicide by cop has been a main driver of police shootings forever. But what do you do when you have a death wish and cops will no longer shoot you, no matter how threatening you act? Keep at it until a citizen kills you.

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2 years

@maikukun196 @MarkZylstra1 @nformerlyn Get back, Satan!

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@ACleverNickname You’re not a “fascist” for the same reason you’re such a mess

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Europe bros: this is the route I’ve come up with for a cross-country road trip I want to take someday. Any glaring omissions/poor route choices stick out to you?

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4 years

@tole_cover @redsteeze

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2 years

@BasQuetzal “They call her” is the best part

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4 years

@gruffmadness @Richard_Spoor Thinking it was Open Season on cops and playacting resistance hero, that moment

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2 years

@Uhtricq @MillionMustMeme How many more gang rapes would it take for you to say it is it?

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1 year

@MainstreamViews My God, this is so bad even before you hear what she has to say. The delivery, the hammy reaction shots, the sappy pop music coming from nowhere. Moralistic porn

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2 years

@coldhealing She better not blink again

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@coldhealing Nice of her to include the man probably paying for all this

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3 years

@Tr00peRR This poor dude just wanted the bottomless pasta

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@acczibit I fornicated with 1780 females

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@SnepShark @Mars_2_Venus @recklessRnR I’d rather jump the car

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@big_boy_berto @malmesburyman “It was terrifying. I found myself surrounded by mulatto perms as far as the eye can see.”

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2 years

@cheesytoast99 @coldhealing The banana pudding sounds good but I don’t know if it’s worth the price of admission:

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10 months

@JigokuCake These people aren’t even just against nostalgia. They feel threatened by anything from the past.

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2 years

@coldhealing Yoga, meditation, iced coffee, diary, sweating, hyping up, dancing, “flow session,” gym, check phone, lunch, pool, guided meditation, stretching, re-focusing, TikTok video

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4 years

@willchamberlain @RyanGirdusky It’s a good thing Dems didn’t alienate the police this year or anything

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2 years

@bgmasters You had me until arming Ukraine. What will that do except turn this into another Syria?

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3 years

@Qualiana2 @TSeek84 @Dimzor @RepublicanForB4 @ZoneNature03 You ppl got a lot of nerve. The Biden camp including Harris herself rose funds to bail out rioters the summer before—riots where where dozens were actually murdered. I’d rather acts of political violence were against the Capitol building instead of poor ppl’s lives and businesses

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@coldhealing Oh my god get that woman a job

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@Howlingmutant0 @Slatzism

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@Babygravy9 Mowing down Chechen rebels in his bobsled

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4 years

@ScottMGreer You need to pair her with someone to get the full scale

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2 years

@kunley_drukpa I didn’t realize what a hilarious thread this would make

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2 years

@coldhealing Somebody hand this man a eucalyptus towel

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@bag_mf_secured @coldhealing Why’s that part weird? The dude’s got a signed Trump hat on display next to Jimmy Carter’s diary. He’s just a patriot

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@borebrush @ScooterCasterNY They trot him out for all American propaganda films

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4 years

@PrisonPlanet Ricky Gervais taking Hollywood to task. Now I’m glad they put the Golden Globes on directly after the game

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4 years

@dsleyton @PAAM_83 @ndaajustice Excuse me, but what the hell is the hold-up here?

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@AetiusRF You can do it!

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4 years

@ConnerSaurusRex @ShehanJeyarajah Come on. Even if the police hadn’t documented a thousand other instances of hate crime hoaxes to make us suspicious, this one is an almost comically transparent ruse. What’s wrong with your bulls— detector?

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@MadameVonSass @davidhogg111 Is it really possible you guys don’t know the term coyotes? Maybe you should actually learn something about illegal immigration before lecturing everyone about it

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@APStylebook These little efforts to encourage our differences are frankly unamerican. Did we really run out of problems that this is what our most educated class thinks about endlessly, or is it all just a feel-good distraction?

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1 year

@coldhealing “Exclusive—cruise exclusive.”

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2 years

@Mynameiscword A Nazi astrologer ☹️

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@HackneyAbbott I love how you blocked replies as soon as you posted this. You’re complicit in this rape

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4 years

@wegetupstandup @RepGosar This was a very sad tweet

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@sp4c3yth1ng @sweetxpalma Damn dude. Wow! So many people fuck around with their “partners,” but not you! You cut him off so fast!

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@meghaverma_art @jaggeroid “I didn’t blame the men! I just said they were uniformly dorks without an ounce of sex appeal. What part of that don’t you illiterates understand?”

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@nytimesarts “Readers, we need your help! Our struggle sessions aren’t working on Chappelle.”

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4 years

@WHO @pahowho @WHOAFRO @WHO_Europe @WHOEMRO @WHOWPRO @WHOSEARO Our authorities, ladies and gentleman. Even a serious outbreak can’t stop the woke scolding.

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2 years

@coldhealing This was actually informative

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@shiVamQHD @lporiginalg So he knows what he’s talking about

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@buitengebieden_ I’ve seen them protect other farm animals too. They don’t get enough credit, like this poor chicken:

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Our fearless rooster, André, was killed in the line of duty this week. He fought off a raccoon long enough for us to intervene, but he didn’t make it. Not a single chicken was lost. He was their protector, a hero. He will be sorely missed. My heart is heavy. RIP sweet prince.

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@RyanGirdusky Trump rallies are one of the few actually joyful, unselfconscious cultural moments today, despite or perhaps because they are so widely derided

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@TastefulTyrant The darkest part about Chaz was it was supposed to be a police-free safe zone for blacks, but within 2 weeks it had a black warlord and white security force who ended up killing two black teenagers

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@PstafarianPrice I’ve seen what happens. The Jews and Arabs are too diluted by all the Indians and Asians for there to be much tension

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3 years

@dendricide @coldhealing Jesus it’s just a city. You need to get out more

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1 year

@ElonBachman I never understood what the advantage is of boarding first. Space for luggage? I always try to board last.

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@MonkeyBlood @Variety If only he hadn’t been so un-self aware, he might’ve done something with his life like you

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@Absolunar The 8:01 thing is so debasing

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3 years

@steveholland1 He’s not a cowboy and you’re supposed to be a grown man

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@slavicgurlboss @coldhealing He was probably complaining about her hanging out in some dudes’ pool or something and that became “They’re not some dudes, they’re my neighbors. Why are you screaming at me for having male neighbors?”

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@CraigEwert @CalvinBrumbaugh @HandsomeRecluse @briebriejoy I’m beginning to think you just have a problem seeing her lie

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@coldhealing I like to think she’s singing to the oblivious old guy

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@UnrankedChevron @ScottMGreer It’s in the civil rights act

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@philamaxey5 @SmittyForSix One big inferiority complex in sight though

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@plzbepatient I was the only one to intervene once when a guy socked his girl on a busy street. I’m wiser now. If a random woman is getting attacked, I’ll help. If it looks like she’s with him, no. I should not have to risk getting killed while she herself doesn’t mind as much.

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@tracilynne621 @RaheemKassam They went round to the other door

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@coldhealing Imagine denying a girl a trip to Target and Starbucks

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2 years

One of the most sophisticated scripts was written by a 26 year old meathead. The whole time you think you’re watching a boxing movie when really it’s a love story. But it’s so subtly done that by the end you barely notice the announcement that Rocky lost. Stallone was an artist

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@Uhtricq @MillionMustMeme Just gallows humor. Give the criminals the death penalty, deport migrants, and we’ll gladly lay off the jokes

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@Omisjl2019 @PSA_Sitch Wtf kind of response to tv criticism is this? You’ve gone off the deep end

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@blonziyy Gay

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@Tinkzorg Don’t listen to this black dude. Keep noticing, people. The boomers are beginning to hate

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@JGreenblattADL “The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!”

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@SaintJudith1 @BasedPoland2 The original post (now deleted I think) said it was speed-dating. Why do you just make up whatever you want?

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Hard to imagine today this photo of extras from GoT not launching a racial shaming campaign

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@JoeBiden

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@GrayConnolly @CiceroConsulta1 @morrislaw To be fair Kavanaugh was going into a much fiercer battle

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❤️ 283 vs ❤️ 53.6k. Who says crime doesn’t pay?

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@Witty_Repartee @AmoneyResists @kanyewest Yeah haha. I’m sure

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@LoriGrundy4 @nytimes @MSTODAYnews Where’d you go, Lori? Aren’t you going to condemn this black, democrat town?

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@paul_hundred Even in this swing states are swing states

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2 years

@mtracey How does this not incentivize a desperate Ukraine from claiming they were attacked by chemical weapons?

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@mathphd_network @coldhealing They’re telling the little quadroon to dance

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@Bill__py Fired for letting the dishrag touch the floor

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@coldhealing Party needs more guys

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3 months

Vince Gallo was right when he calls believing in journalists a memory from childhood

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I am sure all of us have had the experience of reading a story about a subject you know well and finding it replete with inaccuracies and falsehoods. One then turns the page and reads an article about a subject one knows less well and makes the mistake of believing that this…

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@riccoker @zslayback I don’t begrudge boomers. We’ll miss them when they’re gone. But a lot of that wealth is not going to be passed down. It’ll be spent on cruises and golf courses and then health care needs

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@SaladBarFan Catholicism is the thinking man’s conversion

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