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Your favorite #Lakeshow #NYGiants #RepBX and #THFC fan with a little bit of political banter on the side

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Joined November 2019
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@nathanmarzion Don’t argue Swifties are the most powerful non political group in the world 😭
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@Armentro1Landon This isn’t even a polar bear in Arlington this is a polar bear on fucking Mars 😭
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@Prince6Ivy @1800khi Kanye Dick raiders trying to defend Kanye’s latest idiotic ig post
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@N3YYZ0N6 Thank god he’s just a boring nigga from Compton 😭
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@awthentik Bro said Daniel Jones then looked into the camera like he was in an episode of the office 😭
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@SportsCenter WE GOTTA GIVE THIS KID A NICKNAME I CANT KEEP CALLING HIM DAVID DUKE
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@kt_luhmarc @MILEYISHEATED You got gay shit on your for you page. That shit is literally FOR YOU
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@iknowmore13 @NBAMemes Why that shit low key work
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@FBrownCow @detectfights “So I was gonna sentence you to 10 years but after seeing you get your ass beat in real time let’s just go with community service and therapy for you” 😭
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@AnsiShodan @DarkSouthFox “Mustve been the wind”
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@JaydenPoter @Hoodville_ They didn’t even last 2 days 😭
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@maybeimtweakin @Spiike_xd @Kenii2k @artdemiks @eddiemollinedo @HeavyButLite @notVYDA This thread is all types of wacky, zodiac signs, trashing religions, all cause a nigga smoked wit Selena
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@brndxix Nah because that was deep in the video they wanted y’all to be sleep for that
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@thegoat171 @jzxlvr @Hxnselll @NumbFromThePain @cheseburrger @JrWave19 This thread is getting a little too long for my taste I’m getting claustrophobic
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@smfh_sergio @YourRAGEz @BleacherReport @CNN Haven't been contenders since Obama left
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@Qurandale @DailyLoud What does this mean sir would you try to sell these and to who and what area?
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@spectatorindex French Snapchat the funniest thing in the world man 😭
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@iamyourhomie7 @CURS3DW0MB @ascinhiding @upblissed One Piece broke Crunchy affecting anime niggas only. Ultra broke the internet affecting anime niggas, horny niggas, and other groups of niggas.
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@ratBandrew That tweet nearly crushed me
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@LakersLead Those baby lakers teams were fun ngl
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@raptalksk He on that new site so he can show his true self
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@ABCambo @lledrook They still gonna call you kum bucket just in a different language
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@LakeMoh @BR_NBA @mr_jasonjones Lakers finna trade Danny Green and potato chips for Buddy
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@RichStapless Time for Adam to go into his Palpatine arc
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@s8dann @BarreBaby215 @NobleNegroe @TheNBACentral @ChiSportUpdates I think doctors wouldn’t call someone’s knee pain something they’ve never seen before if it was just cause he worked his body hard as a teen
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@HARDST00NE @abasthejokeman @raptalksk At this point he’s dropping an album worth of diss tracks 😭
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@jovanbuha Idk what I’ll do when he retires. Cry maybe?
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@hoopfiends The issue was they were recruiting Lebron not his son. Bronny is a cali kid hard to get him to leave all that for Ohio.
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@lherealchieff I thought he was like 25 😭
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@Caz36642462 @nathanmarzion Imo yes cause they’re more organized, BTS has factions for each member but Swifties only have Taylor.
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@Donovancc37 @Ballislife Everyone except Conley is a bench player on this list. 2016 GMs lost their damn minds.
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@Casino600 Dressed like an 8th grade ELA teacher and I'm here for it 😫🤧
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@raptalksk Relistening to Section.80 is like watching Rookie/high school Bron highlights
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@espn @MercedesBenzUSA CINCY GONNA SHOCK THE WORLD
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@dj_dafka @nathanmarzion If Taylor swift said liberate Afghanistan or stop the war in Ukraine Swifties would get it done in a few days.
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@george_paul13 @Cistoran @IWANT2000sBACK @BleacherReport Don’t forget Seth Curry wife’d her and called PG a “bitch ass nigga” in the playoffs
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@eIcomal @NBAkayde @StevieJPTX Chino Hills basketball with the ball brothers and Okongwu was a sports anomaly that will never be replicated
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@leegitness @Clappedskiii @ericjr1234 @NFL_DovKleiman @eighty7TR This why middle schoolers shouldn't be on this app they ain't developed enough to have critical conversations.
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@CountryMusicReb @KawhiPlsWin @kawhisburner213 Someone started this by saying “Kyrie doesn’t have handles” and everyone else has been clowning him by saying things like this
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@CalebbMuse @BleacherReport As a catholic I was taught to love everyone and accept them for who they were. Not go to a college and tell women to get in the kitchen 😭
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@BronGotGame Gave him the Tim cut 🥲
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@certifiedlivie @kirawontmiss All she do is post about comics how tf she getting hate in the first place
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@Mr_magoo199 @Militarylandnet These are all ex military guys they understand what they’ve volunteered for
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@ollyxuu @slvppy Right like nah I need that in my chase account NOW
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@ovocartier Women’s basketball on the come up they just take awhile to develop but their games aren’t boring if you watch their top talent
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@outthewaytre @JamesEdrick3 @VickNanExel Didn’t he say he went to see like a ex navy SEAL and the SEAL had him run like 10 miles as a warmup on the first day 😭
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@raptalksk You know when you scream uncontrollably in a hotel room thinking about how you are a failure with the boys. It’s so common.
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@ISAAC4O8 @Ceoofbadtakes @legoat_LeAD @KenHeLive @MabongaTapiwa OKC might come around but it wouldn’t happen anytime soon. They had a whole town named after him and when he left changed it the Russ’ name that same week 😭
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@MarchMadnessMBB The fact that Yale was his only other pick is still hilarious to me 😭
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@GuruLakers A lakers fan must’ve took his girl this sound personal
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@ItzLaanky @KadenDoesStuff @23_is_leland They ain’t even winning bro just tied it up 😭
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@InsiteVFX @mosthiphop @mevvybear Also sports science has progressed light year's since Bron was 18
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@awfulannouncing ESPN losing a lot of the old guard that put them on the map and are replacing them with bums. Imma miss Neil 😔🫡
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@moncleryear @JYZOVRRTED Ghost was besting RICO charges by SLEEPING with the Fed that was in charge of his case nobody touching him
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@overtime @NFL Yet another Manning that is league bound the football dynasty continues
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@GuruLakers I’ve been telling people all season just throw him into the G-league and let him gain confidence. Everyone develops at their own pace.
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@34for2 @Jrue_Holiday11 Niggas can’t laugh at memes no more 😒
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@FleazyBlizy @youresuspectt @xoupgone Either you 15 yourself or never heard of a fake iD + if an NBA nigga pulls up with someone they not getting checked by security.
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@washedbev @Matthews1526 @TheNBACentral It's Kawhi he sat the season for a quad bruise we might not see him ever again
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@youlovevally @SaycheeseDGTL I know you ain’t defending a whole ass serial rapist just cause he’s old…
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@raptalksk @EFCKyIe Own that Britisher
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@BronGotGame “I don't see contest” we know bro 😭
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@bbcsportscards @LakeShowYo We all know Ronnie is a S-tier liar
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