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Daniel Morgan

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Just a dude, a regular every day dude.

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Lately I have been accused from a lot of people with extremist political opinions of being the opposite extreme of their individual political ideology. People who are extreme right-wing accuse me of being a far-left communist, and people who are are extreme left-wing accuse me of
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@MOBBIN44 @FightHaven Because he has been doing nothing but throw stuff at his teachers for the last 20 years.
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@doctorfucko @fasc1nate Yes she did. Both are alive and well.
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@fasc1nate For those wondering who took the photo from outside the plane, these images are from a recreation of the incident and not from the actual incident itself.
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@cctvidiots To be honest, that was probably far more entertaining to watch than her actual fitness video would have been.
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@cctvidiots Never pick fights with strangers. You have no idea what they are capable of.
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@UmarBzv Modern cruise ships are basically floating towns.
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@_B___S Haha, I swear that these dogs fully comprehend that they are having their photo taken.
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@historyinmemes This is cool, I love this dude's work. Is he still making armour. I would love to see what he has made recently.
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@FightHaven The Dude's got a point, why would the airport be willing to sell alcohol in a bar if the airport is not willing to let people fly who got drunk on the alcohol that the airport sold them in the airport's bar?
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@todayyearsoldig This is one of those things that, once you see it, it seems so obvious.
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@historyinmemes How on Earth did he get the idea in his head that lemon juice would make him invisible to cameras?
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@TheFigen_ This looks like a lot of fun. But it also looks like a great way to ruin your kayak.
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@Morbidful Pedro arrives at the Pearly Gates of Heaven and is greeted by St Peter. St Peter: "Yeah mate, a book is not going to stop .50 bullet. You're not the first to try and you won't be the last."
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@LBunste @historyinmemes Another impressive crowd was when they had a million people at this Metallica concert in Moscow.
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@MoreCrazyClips Here's an obvious idea, maybe they should build a higher fence around that enclosure.
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@fasc1nate Does anybody else get a strange feeling watching these old videos from the early 20th century and knowing that pretty much every person we see in footage of crowds has long since passed away? Especially when there is so much life in footage like this. You kind of wish that you
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@CraigGroves6 @historyinmemes So peaceful interaction with outsiders does happen from time to time?
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@TheFigen_ She's definitely a very good and highly skilled driver. I would like to have seen footage from outside the car as well.
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@fasc1nate It looks like the hand of a Deathclaw from Fallout.
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@fasc1nate I will wait for India to change the name of their country to Bharat. Then I would change my country's name to India. That'll confuse future generations whe they study old maps.
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@fasc1nate Hemp is such a useful resource. It can be used to create so many things. It's ridiculous that it was outlawed and tarnished with the same brush as marijuana (of which I also think should never have been made illegal).
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@FightHaven That should result in a lifetime ban from playing basketball for a club.
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@DrLoupis Can you provide a link to a news story where they used a flipped image of Belgrad and claimed it was Kyiv?
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@fasc1nate Everyone seems to be fixated on Tara Calico in these comments, which is fair enough. But what about the little boy in the photograph? Were invesigators able to identify who he is?
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@alekanzus @_B___S Oh, if this photo is to scale then wolves are a lot smaller than I thought.
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@fasc1nate She looks kind of disgusted at his pathetic display. So, I'm guessing that his begging probably didn't work.
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@fasc1nate Perhaps it is just a scratch on the film, but it looks like he might have partially captured a lightning bolt in this photograph.
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10 months
@MaxBlumenthal @kann_news @intifada Well, that was disturbing to watch.
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@fasc1nate Geez, they have the eyes of people who have already endured a lifetime's worth of hardship. This is what stolen childhood truly looks like.
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@HumansNoContext I won't lie, when the driver face planted in the boat, I laughed very hard.
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@DantinoKelly @_Savage__boi He's fine. The dude literally does this every single day.
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@RealEmirHan Brigitte Bardot
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@fasc1nate Baby: "What is this? A glitch in the Matrix?"
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@vintagemapstore Oh yeah, I remember that sitcom. The Americans did a remake and called their version of the show 'Friends'.
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@DPOTUS @SaraBareilles I really don't understand celebrity worship.
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@fasc1nate They even lived in the same house. But by sheer fluke, they had always managed to be in different rooms from each other at every given moment and were completely unaware of each others existence for 39 years.
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@ReviewsPossum Dubs aren't necessarily a bad thing.
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@historyinmemes Out of curiosity I Googled if they ever repaired this sinkhole.
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@MisterNeedless @ThebestFigen And all it took was a simple haircut.
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@InsaneRealitys It's a good thing that the bear loves him.
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@githii Funny thing is, that wasn't even pepper spray. That was just regular Barberton tapwater.
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@FightHaven The old dude talking is hilarious. "We gonna put this on the church page."
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@Lord_unicorn2 @ShitpostGate Calvin and Hobbes decades later.
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@TansuYegen Wait, people actually believe that the shark is trying to help the turtle and not trying to eat it? That's hilarious.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Must have had a close encounter with a boat propeller at some point in it's life.
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@InsaneRealitys The dude can move very quickly for someone his age.
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@Alphafox78 The Lebanon blast always reminds me of the explosion in the movie Akira.
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@FAFO_TV Don't worry everyone, he was able to use her as a crash mat to break his fall.
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@fasc1nate I wonder how many failed attempts they made on other bodies until they managed to successfully extract this nervous system fully intact.
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@webflite "When boys grow into men, their toys get bigger."
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@lncmpltemission This woman has definitely received some kind of firearms training, she handled the situation quite professionally.
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@fopminui @fasc1nate The mother pig lost her piglets in order for these piglets to be given to the tigress. Soon after, the mother pig became depressed and her health began to decline. So they wrapped some tiger cubs in a pink cloth and gave them to the mother pig. The mother pig loved these little
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@ChrisParry @billmaher I see no problem with criticising through satire the oppression of women. I think that oppression of women should be criticised.
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@fablesimulation Terrifying stuff. There's definitely no putting the lid back on the Pandora's Box that is AI.
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@growing_daniel Her last name is Wang? Haha, that is so appropriately hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@julishwa @sahouraxo Any politician that voted for the war in the senate is responsible and is a war criminal.
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@fasc1nate It's a wonder that Woody and Mathew McConaughey haven't done a DNA test to find out if they are actually brothers.
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@Locati0ns So from a standing jump, I would be able to jump higher in India than I would in Iceland?
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@historyinmemes I had no idea that Pablo Escobar was a Persian princess.
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@InsaneRealitys Haha, the dude was really concentrating hard and thinking very carefully about his next move, whereas the kid just casually glances at the table and knows exactly what piece to move.
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@jeremykauffman Really? He wouldn't let fire-fighters use the water to put out the fires? If that's true then this guy is a mass murderer and he should go to gaol for the rest of his life.
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@Smile2bhappyrya @FightMate That was genuinely cool.
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@ChinaUncensored At least they didn't shoot her, got to give them that.
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@historyinmemes If the British hadn't kidnapped those six Sentinelese people in 1880, I wonder if they would be less hostile to outsiders now. I wonder if that incident is now a legend on the island that has been passed down from generation to generation. "Don't trust outsiders, they will come
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@SkyNewsAust This is silly, the price of petrol varies from petrol station to petrol station.
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@InternetH0F No, those 8% of Americans who believe that they would beat a lion in a fist fight are correct. You see, lions don't have fists. They use their teeth and claws when they fight. Seeing as it is a fist fight, the rules are that only punching is allowed. The lion will lose by
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@JamesBradleyCA Don't cherry pick, arrest all the sex offenders who visited Epstein's Island regardless of their political leanings. A paedophile is a paedophile and should be locked up in prison regardless of whether they are a left-wing paedophile, right-wing paedophile or centrist paedophile.
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@timecaptales @fasc1nate If I had to be tortured, I would rather be tortured this way over many of the other far more painful ways.
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@historyinmemes How physically painful are these tests to endure?
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@InsaneRealitys What is she even on about? Isn't a 'trap house' a drug den?
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@memoryismisery @FightHaven Nope, never occurred to me. I guess that I'm far too drunk to think logically.
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@ThebestFigen Both of these boys are going to be great boxers when they grow up.
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@fasc1nate They made a fantastic movie about this called Silmido. I highly recommend it.
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@FightHaven Good for her.
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@InsaneRealitys Well if the clip was longer than a few seconds we might get a better idea of what kind of ritual it is. It's possible that it's not even a real ritual at all (for all we know, it could just be a photo shoot or something like that).
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@Grummz @Wizards_DnD It's a Trojan Horse dude. If we give Wizards of the Coast an inch now then they will almost certainly take a mile later. We have to demand that they keep the Open Game Licence 1.0a without alteration other than possibly adding 'irrevocable' to the document.
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@historyinmemes We laugh but she is one of the smarter contestants in the pageant.
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@truthhonorwins @LBunste @historyinmemes I like to believe that the majority of people in this world, regardless of which nation they are from, think that war is evil.
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@il0venostalgia "In the name of love! Before you break my heart!"
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@Rainmaker1973 It doesn't look like it would be very comfortable, but judging by the smile on the kids face, he seems to be enjoying it.
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@Sciencenature14 Little known fact about this photo: People often mistakenly believe that Bruce McCandless II is floating above the planet Earth. However, it is not Earth in this photo, rather it is one of his testicles. The man needed to have huge balls to float completely untethered in space.
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@fasc1nate So it doesn't lead to Rome?
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@FAFO_TV Main lesson to take away from this, only microwave a glowstick for ten seconds maximum. ๐Ÿ˜œ
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@DrLoupis I remember back in 2008 there was a huge uproar of public anger when photographer Bill Henson controversially included a photograph of a nude thirteen year girl in one of his exhibitions. The news media covered the scandal for weeks (at least they did here in Australia). Now,
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@FAFO_TV This is one the greatest ideas that anyone has ever had in the entire history of human existence.
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@news_australian Julia Gillard was Australia's first female Prime Minister.
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@TheFigen_ Well, I guess just like how you get some people who are jerks for no reason, you also get cows who are jerks for no reason.
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@FightHaven The answer is clearly '?', it's written right there in the picture. I don't know how people are getting 20.
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@InsaneRealitys What happened? Was this an attempted car-jacking? Kidnapping?
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@historyinmemes As far as I am aware, Mr Rogers never aired on television in Australia, so I have only really learnt about his existence in recent years. But from what I can tell, he seems like he was a really cool dude.
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@redstreamnet He was one of the most evil men of the 20th century, I shall shed no tears at the news of his passing.
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@Rainmaker1973 Hahaha, this one is such a dangerous idea!! I absolutely love it and want one.
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@InsaneRealitys If mermaids were real, I doubt they would be able to speak English (or any other human language for that matter).
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@PeterHotez The solution would be to accept the invitation to debate.
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@InsaneRealitys Well... that certainly ended the fight. ...probably also got the kid in the red tracksuit thrown in prison, but at least he stopped the fight. ๐Ÿ˜œ
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@historyinmemes Could you imagine if the dude rode all that way to find the woman that he had fallen madly in love with, only to have her greet him with, "I'm sorry, I don't recall meeting you in India. Let me introduce you to my husband John." ๐Ÿ˜œ
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@SandStoneArtis1 Dude must have strong legs.
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@historyinmemes It's a really shame that they stopped flying Concorde. It was such a cool plane.
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