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The Bod Father™️ fantasy sports + dad jokes #SFB14

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Joined July 2017
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@DadBodBrett
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2 years
When the draft grades come out and you got a D+
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Nico Collins’ 170 receiving yards is the most I’ve left on my bench since DK Metcalf’s 134 on Thursday.
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2 years
You picked up Kadarius Toney. I picked up Wan’Dale Robinson. We are not the same.
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Sean Payton baited Minnesota into taking the better franchise QB. Sean Payton is playing Tic Tac Toe, not Checkers.
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Sean Payton admits he baited Minnesota forcing them to trade up for JJ McCarthy
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2 years
Kirk Cousins Rankings 1. Expensive Kirk Cousins - Derek Carr 2. Actually Kirk Cousins - Kirk Cousins 3. Young Kirk Cousins - Mac Jones 4. LASIK Kirk Cousins - Jameis Winston 5. I don’t know where to rank this Kirk Cousins - Ryan Tannehill 6. Old Kirk Cousins - Matt Ryan
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5 months
@Chughes612 It’s time to have an uncomfortable conversation about Emmanuel Acho
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Brett B.
2 years
How Twitter expects me to draft my fantasy team: 🧬🔬👨🏻‍🔬📈📐📑💻 How I actually draft my team:
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2 years
Amon Ra St Brown is what we wanted Elijah Moore to be.
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3 years
The Bears should kick the tires on Allen Robinson.
@patrickfinley
Patrick Finley
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Should the #Bears kick the tires on OBJ?
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Brett B.
2 years
Michael Carter has been replaced twice in less than a year. A Dameon Pierce tweet.
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Brett B.
2 years
Deebo Samuel wants to leave the 49ers because they used him as a running back. NFL fans want their teams to trade for Deebo Samuel to use him as a running back.
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2 years
There’s Browns fans knocking Baker Mayfield because he only has 1 playoff win. Do they know how many Deshaun Watson has?
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1 year
If Burrow ever asks what Mahomes has that he doesn’t show him this video 😂
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Brett B.
9 months
Drake London and Kyle Pitts will become weekly starters for your fantasy team when Taylor Heinicke becomes the Falcons starting quarterback
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2 years
Should the #NFL realign the conferences/divisions like this?
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Ok at these prices I’m buying
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Brett B.
3 years
Do you like Joe Mixon? I do not like him. I do not like Joe Mixon as an RB1. I would not like him in the 1st. I would not like him in the 2nd or 3rd. Not in PPR, not in standard. Not for free. Not for me. I would not, could not, should not draft Joe Mixon. #JoeMixonDay
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3 years
I’m going to lose in a league where I started JT & it’s put a smile on my face. A friend of mine passed away a few weeks ago and I’m the commissioner and I’m setting his lineups. I’m losing to him. Beating me puts him within a game of making the playoffs. I hope he wins it all.
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@jc_ortiz11 @FootbaIIism All that matters is that he is having the time of his life.
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@lukesawhook Then he ain’t got Tyreek Hill
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2 years
Hot Take: The Cleveland Browns miss the playoffs in 2022.
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2 years
@BallBlastEm This is the first round A win = 3 points A tie = 1 point A loss = 0 points 5 points and a goal differential should get us into the next round In the next round, you can’t tie. There’s extra time and then penalty kicks.
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2 years
Help me settle an argument. Is this a good offense? Zach Wilson Michael Carter Deebo Samuel Elijah Moore Corey Davis Braxton Berrios C. J. Uzomah
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@Vandenburgh47 @CDCarter13 How can he do that on 4 targets?
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@ThomasCP_NFL 4th and 2, pass complete, gain of 1, turnover on downs
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Twitter: “Stop saying other players as Deebo Samuel! There’s only one Deebo Samuel!” Mike McDaniel: “I wonder if I can use Tyreek Hill as Deebo Samuel.”
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Brett B.
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Thanks for the repost @ESPNNFL 🙏🏻
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Brett B.
5 months
No one could’ve predicted the game Amari Cooper had. How about George Pickens and Darius Slayton? For the longest time, I wanted to say fantasy was mostly skill … but if the game was that predictable no one would watch. There is A LOT of luck involved.
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Brett B.
2 years
@MasonDoddFFN Why did I have to read that multiple times to understand that’s his record, not his height.
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Brett B.
5 months
Most people working today are giving the same level of effort as George Pickens when he’s asked to block
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1 year
@RealDealFantasy The rent was due on every play
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@RustyBUCKETS321 Reminds me of the Lakers saying THT was untouchable 😂
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Brett B.
2 years
@discovolante0 And you left him out there?
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Brett B.
7 months
Thank you to NFL Fantasy+ for the great advice. 🙏🏻 Upgrading my TE from Evan Engram to Gerald Everett by trading Justin Jefferson is just what I needed for my playoff push!
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Brett B.
2 years
Tom Brady: I’m not retiring! Bucs: We re-signed Chris Godwin and traded for a replacement guard for you. Aaron Rodgers: I’m not retiring! Packers: We traded Davante Adams.
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@BenchwarmerBran Crazy for a rookie to come in and say he’s the GOAT especially coming into the Pats storied franchise. I’m Team Kendrick.
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my mama told me that if you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough …
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Brett B.
2 years
Saquon Barkley is 13 months older than Najee Harris.
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Brett B.
3 years
Stop comparing 2021 Daniel Jones + Kenny Golladay to 2020 Josh Allen + Stefon Diggs.
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Brett B.
2 years
Added this by-law to a recent dynasty start-up. What do you think?
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Brett B.
5 years
@TheAdamsEra I know he’s instigated this and probably deserves it, but I bet you have a lot of high school coaches and teachers that are fans and don’t feel their job is less important than yours just because you’re on TV and make millions. Don’t let scrubs bring you down to their level.
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Brett B.
2 years
Leonard Fournette is struggling with inflation just like the rest of us
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@BrettKollmann Definitely move them both down
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6 months
My wife has found the post 😂
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Never veto fantasy footballers, what would you do if you saw this?
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2 years
Mitchell Trubisky’s dynasty value has gone up without taking many snaps in 2021 meanwhile Sam Darnold’s has plummeted. The moral of the story is doing nothing is sometimes better than doing something poorly.
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2 years
My toxic trait is seeing lopsided trades on Twitter and then sending those same offers in my leagues.
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2 years
@FanDuel Felix Jones (Tony Pollard before Tony Pollard)
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@TheFantasyEng I have a separate bank account for fantasy to avoid this feeling 😅😂
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2 years
You will never ever be able to buy low on Kyle Pitts.
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Am I doing this right?
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Brett B.
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Those defenders are trash
@Brandoniswrite
Brandon Loree
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Former #Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott looks faster and leaner 👀 (🎥: @3hunnidGuru )
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2 years
Treat everyone on Twitter like they’re a person standing right in front of you Don’t be a keyboard warrior
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OMG! OMG! OMG! Best Thursday ever! Thanks for bringing me back @ScottFish24 ! And thank you for all that you and your team do for the community! I cannot wait! 🥳 #SFB12
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2 years
Russell Wilson has so much hand off experience .. Javonte Williams 🚀📈
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Brett B.
2 years
How many QBs from this draft class can we expect to bust?
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3 years
This is why I don’t have a podcast 😂😭💀
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pete overzet
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fantasy football podcast intros
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Vince Young would’ve been much more successful if he was drafted into today’s NFL.
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Brett B.
3 years
Jalen Hurts fantasy managers be like:
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1 year
Officially official! Thank you so much ⁦ @ScottFish24 ⁩ ⁦ @BobGilchristFF ⁩ & team! Let the fun (and charity) begin!!! #SFB13
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@teeithiggins Freddie is the GOAT 🐐 so you have 3 of the first 4 championships?
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Insane play by the corner on this pass by Brock Purdy Purdy had two interceptions last night but can’t blame him for this one
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Brett B.
2 years
We all agree Cooper Kupp is a redraft first round pick next year, right?
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Brett B.
2 years
Ideal landing spots for Breece Hall: ARI, ATL, BAL, BUF, CAR, CHI, CIN, CLE, DAL, DEN, DET, GB, HOU, JAX, KC, LV, LAC, LAR, MIA, MIN, NE, NO, NYG, NYJ, PHI, PIT, SF, SEA, TB, TEN, WAS Not ideal landing spots for Breece Hall: IND
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Brett B.
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After today’s performance, why doesn’t the NFL consider making Josh Dobbs the emergency QB for all 32 teams?
@FantasyGazette_
Fantasy Gazette
7 months
🚨🚨🚨 TRADE ALERT: With QB Daniel Jones suffering a potentially season ending knee injury, the NY Giants are rumored to be closing in on a deal with Minnesota to acquire their young star quarterback Joshua Dobbs. Good move for the Giants???
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2 years
@DaveKluge Odd that they passed on him - I heard they don’t pass often.
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Brett B.
2 years
Fantasy Football Twitter is funny because everyone is like, “don’t follow ADP, just get your guy” Me: *gets my guy* Twitter: “Wow, what a reach! You should’ve traded back! That guy sucks!” For the record, my guy:
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After a long week of important and successful meetings and travel, @FFBirdGang mentioned in a group chat that first wave was out and I checked my email and found this surprise. BEST DAY EVER 🙌🏻 Thank you as always @ScottFish24 and team! Excited as ever! Fantasy season is here!
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Prediction: James Conner is going to have a game where he doesn’t score a touchdown. People are going to say they predicted this.
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Brett B.
2 years
Talk me out of “buying low” on Baker Mayfield …
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Brett B.
3 years
My PPR Redraft Top 25 By Position Some notes: 1. Open to view full image. 2. 4PT Passing TD. 3. Colors are tiers. 4. Players in dark grey (last tier) I wouldn't take in any 12-man 1QB non-TEP league. 5. I'm not too high on Jalen Hurts. You're too low! What do you all think?!
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1 year
Evan Engram is going to let a lot of people chasing points down this weekend.
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2 years
Hot Take: I would draft Alec Pierce over Wan’Dale Robinson in rookie drafts.
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Brett B.
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Traded Kyle Pitts away for LaPorta … AMA …
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Brett B.
2 years
If I take pics of my baseball cards from the 90s does that convert them to NFT?
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Brett B.
2 years
I just benched JuJu in the two leagues where I have him so you can lock him in for 10-100-2 or better. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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Brett B.
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@mollyhannahm The 4th team was Miami getting fucked
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Brett B.
3 years
Moneyball is such a great movie. It combines my love for baseball and my appreciation for sports analytics.
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9 months
Are we seeing the same thing?
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1 year
@cheetah Agreed
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@ffb_victoria The audience doesn’t need to listen or agree with him, but there’s nothing wrong with their lifestyle, especially if they are both happy.
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Just dropped 55.5% of FAAB on Aidan O’Connell in a 1QB league and no one else placed a bid … Dumb or smart?
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Brett B.
2 years
Can we get a Kenny Pickett water bottle pic for comparison?
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 years
Aaron Judge with a normal sized water bottle is absurd @Starting9
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6 months
He also scored more points in a single game than Rhamondre Stevenson has all year, too.
@SleeperNFL
SleeperNFL
6 months
Zeke tonight: 🔥22 carries, 68 yards 🔥7 catches, 72 yards 🔥1 TD 🔥27 fantasy points Scored more fantasy points in a single game than Tony Pollard has in a game this year 🥱
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Brett B.
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Jacksonville has the most abandoned targets in America
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Jason Moore
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Calvin Ridley and Zay Jones had 200 targets last year and the Jaguars replaced them with Brian Thomas Jr. and Gabe Davis. The opportunity is much nicer than I realized for Brian Thomas Jr.
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2 years
Can’t believe I got Michael Thomas off waivers
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@GuruFantasyWrld Fair, but gimme ARSB
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Brett B.
5 months
Me trying to get into the Finals without a backup plan for Josh Jacobs
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Brett B.
3 years
The RB1 ya love to hate is back!
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Brett B.
2 years
Password is a bad password but how about Passwordpassword? No one would guess that right?
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Brett B.
3 months
I really hope Mike forgets the fight is rigged and knocks him out
@RealDealFantasy
LaQuan Jones
3 months
I wouldn’t fight Mike Tyson if he’s in a wheelchair …. 57 years old 🥴
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Brett B.
2 years
Wow! That’s a lot of money for a one game deal.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
2 years
Packers are giving former Ravens’ WR Sammy Watkins a one-year deal worth up to $4 million, per source.
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What if Braxton Berrios is the WR1 in Miami. Not Tyreek Hill, Jaylen Waddle or Chosen Anderson.. Braxton Berrios
@AllTheSmokeNFL
All The Smoke 💨
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What if Samori Toure is the WR1 in Green Bay. Not Christian Watson, Romeo Doubs, or even Jayden Reed.. Samori Toure
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