@catturd2
TRANSLATION:
Before DeSantis decided to run for President: "DeSantis is totally awesome!"
After DeSantis decided to run for President: "DeSantis is totally bogus!"
Replies are welcomed and encouraged.
@mmpadellan
I don't understand why there are still libs who haven't denounced your hypocrisy.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
@GeorgeTakei
It's a good thing Mr. Takei abandons his tweets after he posts them so that he can't delete this one. Even his followers are face-palming and staying out of this one.
@JoshSeefried
I've noticed that while Josh replies to people, every "When did he attack gay people?" has been met with silence. Smelling some lit gas here...
@Imagecaptured
Like sponsoring third-world kids? "This is Kyle. He's 32 years old, has a college degree, lives with his parents, and dreams of someday working someplace that doesn't smell like cooked meat and potatoes. Just 8 dollars a month can help Kyle achieve his dreams." 😄
@mmpadellan
What cracks me up is how Brooklyn Dad so badly overdoes it. Granted, his handlers tell the fudge stripe what to say, but it's so obviously fake and forced that its comical. "CHILLS" 🤣
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
@GeorgeTakei
If she had murdered someone, you'd still be celebrating just because she's gay.
I guarantee that none of you will have the guts to reply because you know it's true.
@NotoriousRBF
@elonmusk
Then they should have done their jobs correctly. If you can't do your job correctly, you're going to be unemployed and if as a result you can't feed your family, it's your own fault.
Argument over.
@mmpadellan
Maybe you should be the prosecuting attorney and show everyone how it's done. Oh wait, you're just a paid shill who posts things on Twitter that you yourself don't even believe. Never mind.
@robreiner
Rob, you should direct and co-star in the biopic. How beautiful a scene would it be for you and Griner to run lovingly toward each other on the beach like Dudley Moore and Bo Derek in 10. You two even look like the number 10. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@mmpadellan
@JoeOgiba
You know that people follow you so that when you tweet, they can heckle you, right? Did all that crack really mess up your brain that badly?
@davidhogg111
I like how he says "white nationalist" purely to pander to minorities.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply to this.
@mmpadellan
If you ever ventured off your own feed, you'd see conservatives frequently criticizing their own. There's a reason why the term "RINOs" exists.
On the other hand, you never, EVER see libs criticizing their own.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
@DogRightGirl
@georgelopez
Two things: first, Lopez is only pretending to pee. Note the path of the water stream, he's pouring water. In that respect we're being gaslit.
Secondly, it's not "the left", it's George Lopez. This classless act is on him alone.
Replies are welcomed and encouraged.
@ThePoliticalPom
All these people are failures. JoJo with her husband leaving her and taking the kids. Jack Cochierella with the sexual assault allegations. Jeff Tiedrich the failed musician who has Elton John Syndrome (EJS) and looks like an old lesbian. I mean, highly unsuccessful people.
Exclusions for the following Presidents:
Ben Franklin
George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Alexander Hamilton
The Adams Family (John, John Quincy & Samuel)
James Monroe
James Polk
Abe Lincoln
Herbert Hoover
The Roosevelt Brothers (Teddy & Franklin)
JFK
Gerald Ford
Ronald Reagan
@mmpadellan
Congratulations fudge stripe, you just made Defiant Ls again and it only took you FOUR days to contradict yourself this time! Man, you are the GOAT of hypocrisy!
Vince Neil of Motley Crue. I can only imagine their set list these days...
Too Fat For Love
Take Me To The I-Hop
Red Hots
Cooks That Grill
Chokin' In The Boys Room
Hurls Hurls Hurls
Dr. Mealgood
Mick, Start My Heart
@davidhogg111
HUH?!? Most of it takes place in Democrat-run cities and you people want to defund the police. Saying Republicans are soft on gun crime is like saying Republicans voted for Joe Biden. Just a really odd tweet.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
@davidhogg111
Damn, I just scrolled down the first 100 comments and not a single one is backing Bud Bundy here. Seriously, even the libbiest libs are sitting this one out. 🤣
@3YearLetterman
@Alamo
@ontheborder
Thank you Coach, and let's not ever forget the heroes of The Alamo led by David Bowie, Davy Crockpott, Matt Houston, and Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin.
@RachelBitecofer
@Arctic__char
@mrbigg450
@catturd2
Let's critique this objectively:
1. Lame joke that took zero imagination whatsoever. Good luck even getting laughs at the third-grade lunch table.
2. You miiiiiight want to pump the breaks on talking about someone's looks.
@mmpadellan
Stupid people: This is the NRA and Republicans' fault!
Smart people: This is the killer's fault.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
@Super70sSports
Best decade ever to be a kid. Our hair was ridiculous, our clothes were ridiculous, our injuries were ridiculous, and it all was glorious.
@mmpadellan
I noticed that everyone clapping for Brooklyn Dad here looks like they couldn't even bench 100 pounds, let alone stop or even have the guts to try to stop someone on a rampage. Why is that?
@catturd2
@sashassheart
@USACowboy3
Apparently you haven't seen all the threads with the more intellectual conservatives totally lighting you up as the grifter you are. The only audience you have left are sheep with IQs in the 90s.
@laurenboebert
Laura, DELETE THIS. As Donald Trump proved, the sitting President has diplomatic immunity and can not be removed from office. As a US Senator you should know this. Read your Constitution.
Replies are welcomed and encouraged, even though none of you will have the balls to.
@mmpadellan
So "local politicians" can't make the decision for us to take the jab. Glad we agree on that! 🤜🤛
Man...I'm in violation of the Emancipation Proclamation the way I own this dude. 🤣
@mmpadellan
So is that where you pick up your paycheck for posting things that you yourself don't even believe?
Replies are encouraged, even though none of you libs has the guts to.
@mmpadellan
What's funny is that this affects none of you and almost none of you knows even a single thing about Hobbs. You might as well be celebrating breathing.
I guarantee that not one of you libs will have the guts to reply.
@mmpadellan
That's why it's a good thing that just about nobody's actually implying that those things are equal. Oh wait, you are, but you're paid to post that even if you don't believe it so it doesn't count.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
Happy Birthday to Belinda Carlisle, who turns 65 today! She's had a great career as the lead singer of the Go-Gos and as a solo artist, with classic songs like Cherry Bomb and Maniac Monday.
@raymond1082
@ShadowofEzra
It's 2024 and there are still apes who say shit like this, and apes who believe shit like this.
Rebuttals are welcomed. None are anticipated.
@mmpadellan
And if you were asked how so, you wouldn't come up with one damn thing of any substance because you just threw this up there and then abandoned it.
@POTUS
@USDOT
So wait, this is literally encouraging airlines to take off and land in horrible weather. I guess this is Joel's attempt at a makeup after his first Winter Of Deeath didn't work out the way he hoped it would.
@davidhogg111
So some random dude said what you want to hear, and it's gospel. I'll bet that if you read nine things from other Justices saying the opposite of what Judge Burger said, this is still what you'd hang your hat on.
I guarantee that none of you libs will gave the guts to reply.
@DefiantLs
Takei doesn't even give a s**t that he's a hypocrite. He post his tweets and then completely abandons them so that he never has to see how badly he embarrasses himself.
@AngelaBelcamino
I'm guessing you've had a lot of things 3 times. Or as they say at your local free clinic, "Hi Angela! So what is it this week?"
🔥 BURN OF THE DAY 🔥 (and no, not the one that sends you to the free clinic)