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"They're not after me, they're after you. I'm just in the way" ~President Donald J. Trump He was correct.

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I'm 58. I'd never heard of #Juneteenth until this week, am I alone?

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Will we be getting a picture of the kid who's loan we're paying?

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Does anyone wake up around 3ish every night?

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Does anyone have the statistics on how many men have died during child birth?

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Whenever I feel frustrated with my job, I just remember Hillary Clinton has a gynecologist.

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Joy Reid is off the air, now if they cancel The View it'll be a win win. 🏆

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How come no one's wearing Build Back Better hats?

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What's the best brand of sanitary pad for menstrating men?

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Breaking News: France has surrendered.

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I'm pissed. The doctor put me on a new med. After 3 yrs of trying many others, this one finally works. Pharmacy said $460 for 1 month. What the actual fuck. Illegals get free healthcare. Squatters get free housing. Adults who took out student loans that are being forgiven.…

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I just turned off the news & put on a serial killer documentary to relax. 🥺

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3 years

The US gave Haiti 5 billion dollars since 2010. Where did that money go?

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I remember being 13. I don't remember being allowed to go out at 2:30 am & roam the streets with a gun. Apparently, my mother was just way too strict. 🤦‍♀️

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Poster child for white privilege. 👇

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2 years

Joe biden has has taken 150 vacation days. That's 5 months. Let that sink in.

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My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate & then burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters. 🤔

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Anyone know what this is.

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Are liberals unattractive because they're so angry, or are they angry because they're unattractive? 🤔

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We're selling our house & moving to a place with a lower tax rate. We have no mortgage but pay $1200 a month in property taxes. Is that rediculous or does everyone have such a high property tax bill?

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In his book Spare, Mr Markle wrote: “[I] looked at [William], maybe for the first time since we were boys,” and observed his “alarming baldness.” Looks like karma really is a b*tch. 👍😆 Harry at the coronation 👇

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Joel Osteen gives me the creeps.

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11 months

Happy 62 to me. 🎉🎂🎁🥳 Yummy chocolate mouse cake. What more could a girl want. 🍰

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3 years

Every time Biden gives a speech I feel like I'm getting yelled at by my drunk grandfather. 😴😲😂

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@VP Obviously, gun laws work well. Just ask Hunter Biden.

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3 years

I understand men can have babies now. I'm just curious, we're does the baby come out of?

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8 months

@CollinRugg @Dean_Moses @NJEGmedia Most are young. All are stupid.

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4 months

@SabrinaSmolders You can't love animals more than I do. I think in this case, getting the dog away from the horse made it necessary. The dog would have been gravely injured if the horse kicked or stepped on him. The officer was also at risk of the horse throwing him off. Didn't look like he even…

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I'm super excited. We make less than 400k a year. Biden just said anyone making less than 400k will pay NO taxes.

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2 years

@ReyPunk517 I'm not making fun of the French. My father was full blooded French. It's a joke. Remember those? It's what people did before you all got woke.

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3 years

Exactly what qualifies someone to be a "fact checker"? 🤷‍♀️

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I'm pretty sure stupid people a breeding faster than smart people.

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The sign language person was easier to understand than Biden.

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@SherylCrow @Jason_Aldean He's not promoting violence. He's simply saying don't mess with us. It's a warning. Something liberal DA'S don't bother to do.

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My handsome hubby @jack_locksmith turned 66 today. Can he get a happy birthday? 🥳🎂🥰

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@realsnoopbailey @AOC She only defends criminals.

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3 years

When @joerogan states his opinion about the vaccine, the left says, "Don't listen to him he's not a doctor". But when a teenage girl in 10" heels tells everyone to get the vaccine, everyone needs to listen to her. 🤦‍♀️

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The year is 2045. Democrats are still conducting hearings about January 6th. #wasteofmoney #DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica

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@GabbyGiffords @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Except when his baby boy falsified paperwork to get a gun, except for that, right?

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3 years

I'm 59 & wouldn't wear a jacket that says LOVE. A 70 year old shouldn't be wearing one to meet the British Prime Minister. Grow up Jill. #jacketjill

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11 months

@BeLikeGumby @Jason_Aldean George Floyd was a criminal, not a hero.

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2 years

@Wolfiesmom Don't like it, you are more than rich enough to leave. Ukraine is nice this time of year. 👋

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3 years

I'm mad so is it ok if I go loot & riot?

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@USC_Nico @stillgray Yes, she's being charged with being pale.

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3 years

Using a movie title, give Biden's press conference a name. Mine, The Notebook

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@JDCocchiarella @JaneyGodley Can you honestly say you think 46 years fits the crime? Murderers, rapists & pedophiles get less time. Bet you're ok with that.

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You get taxed on the money you make, income tax. You get taxed on the money make when you buy something, sales tax. You get taxed on the property you buy, property tax. You get taxed on the money you make when you sell that property, income tax. We're taxed to death.

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A 10 yr old rape victim in Ohio is being denied an abortion. Reports say she is 6 weeks & 3 days pregnant. I highly doubt they can be sure it's 3 days over the 6 wk limit. Sounds like a made up story so the pro abortion crowd can use it as a rallying cry. IMHO sketchy. 🤔

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Walmart shopper needs a price check on aisle 8.

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Sanctions are like putting a condom on after sex.

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@gretchenwhitmer Life is a fundamental right.

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5 years

@Joe__Byrnes @ReElectNydia @thecjpearson @AOC Radicals like AOC only promote equality when it suits their narrative.

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@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden He's the picture of health. 🤣

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4 months

My 2023 winners for the TOP 5 nastiest women. What's yours? Hillary Clinton E. Jean Carroll Whoopi Goldberg Megan Rapinoe Joy Reid

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@mPinoe You were able to reach your life goal without having to compete with biological males. It would be nice if you fought for little girls who now don't have that advantage you did.

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@VP @mPinoe You've done nothing for women. You refuse to protect female athletes from being forced to compete with biological males.

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3 years

When Harris takes office, who do you think will be her VP?

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3 years

Why does President Depends feel the need to yell at us every time he speaks?

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3 years

I'm a female because I don't have a peni$.

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@BarackObama @OHDems @TheDemocrats It's horrific when Hamas kills babies, but you have no problem with a doctor doing it. 🤔

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11 months

@KamalaHarris Will those laws apply to baby boy Biden?

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2 years

I think @Alyssa_Milano writes Kamala Harris' speeches.

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1 year

@joncoopertweets The guy on the right. The one who doesn't get up at 11 & go to bed at 5.

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5 months

Welcome to Joe Biden's America. They're already free.😡

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3 years

I graduated in 1979. This is just like then, except for Pinto's blowing up. 🤣

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@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Sleepy Joe & cackles can't finish a coherent sentence, never mind run this country.

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4 months

@POTUS SAY THEIR NAMES!

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2 years

What? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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3 years

Remember when democrats wanted to defund the police?

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2 years

Please pray for my husband. He's not sick he's just married to me. 🤭

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@ChrisDJackson Nobody with an IQ over 70 thinks that.

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3 years

Biden thinks it's all about the guns and nothing to do with the criminals. 🤦‍♀️

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2 years

@POTUS You don't understand how the economy works do you? Nothings a savings if it's still higher than it was when we had a great president.

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2 years

Think of how happy Brittney Griner must be now that she no longer has to listen to the national anthem. 👍😁

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2 years

Am I the only person who didn't like Breaking Bad?

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4 years

Hey @SpeakerPelosi guess who knew about the attack on Soleimani, Conan. 👇

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@PressSec @POTUS This is wrong. They took out the loan, and they needed to pay it back not the rest of us. 🤬🤬🤬

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3 years

Would you visit Chicago?

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I love staying in bed. Who's with me? 😁

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My husband has 48 followers on Twitter. That's just sad. 🤣

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@POTUS Why can't Jordan, Egypt, Lebanon, Iran, Syria, or Saudi Arabia help? It's always the U.S. having to play savior.

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@joncoopertweets I heard cocaine kills your appetite, which makes you thin. 🤔

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6 years

Fly light the wind... #sunset #visitct

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3 years

Biden is to the presidency what Kathy Griffin is to comedy.

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Isn't it rather odd Harris had a "routine" Dr's appt on a Sunday?

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@PressSec Answer the question: Who left the cocaine at the White House? Stop covering it up.

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@POTUS

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@ananavarro Should you really be fat shaming anyone?

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Russia has been building hypersonic missiles, while the U.S. has been building gender neutral bathrooms & ‘safe zones’. Do you understand yet?

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@ananavarro @TheView Justified attack. A father covering for his criminal son isn't a love story. #cancelTheView

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Boston Mayor Michelle Wu proudly shares a photo from her no whites holiday party.

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@Leslieoo7 @ChrisDJackson @mileymckenna9 @JoeBiden Mental fitness matters.

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@EndWokeness @MyCupcake1111 I'm an old white lady & would be upset to be treated this way. Especially because I've never treated any race that way. Hating someone for their skin color goes both ways. Either way is wrong.

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Remember when the left melted down because they thought Melania Trump plagiarized Michelle Obama? Yeah, that.

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Claudine Gay plagiarized 40 sections in 7 papers over a 30-year period. We are going to see the lengths to which super-woke Harvard will go to keep a pro-terrorist, anti-Semitic black female who looks like a man as their president.

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@AyannaPressley He wasn't lynched. He was put in a submission hold. BTW, one of the good samaritans who tried to subdue him was also black. But sure, go ahead & lie.

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@stclairashley He's Dr. Mengele.

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