Absolute scenes in tipping point. Some ginger geezar with wet look hair gel just took the trade and sacrificed £3100. First counter goes miles away. Everyone’s thinking this ain’t your day. but boy o boy the last counter hits it over the finsh line, dinner everywhere sorry nan
Officers investigating the disappearance of 22 year-old Brooke Morris have located the body of a woman in the River Taff near Trelewis this afternoon.
Formal identification has not yet taken place, but Brooke’s family have been informed and are being supported by officers.
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My mother’s fucking steaming demanding shots because she’s on house party FaceTime to the girls and I’ll tell you now I have never been so fucking proud
These street party’s are brillant one of my neighbours just said to the other one to be fair love I thought you was a miserable bitch you ain’t all the bad to be fair🤣🤣🤣
BANK HOLIDAY, SUNS FUCKING SHINNING. BBQ COOKING, LAZY SPA UP AND RUNNING. OLD SING ALONGS BLASTING. NOT GOT THE BOYS FOR COMPANY BUT ILL BE MAKING THE FUCKING MOST OF THIS LET ME TELL YOU NOW, LETS HAVE IT
Last shift in Tesco warehouse tonight thank fuck after 7 weeks. Broke loads of stuff and crashed a few times but did my bit for the country in this time of need
NOTHING WINDS ME UP MORE THEN WHEN YOU LET SOMEONE THROUGH IN THR CAR AND THEY DONT FUCKING THANK YOU. FUCKING STUPUD WHITE RANGE ROVER I THINK IM COOL PRICK!!!!!
Every Snapchat memory I see it’s either me drinking or eating a take way. Let me tell you something for free, I’ve fucked smashed these last few years. Bon appetite as the frenchswa say
I’m so glad my mam is fun as fuck in this pandemic becausse my brothers is one boring fucker. Week on and the old girl is dancing around the living room strutting her stuff. You go darling💃🏾
Ordered a madras from the Indian trying to act hard. Fucking drunk 6 bottles of water. Eyes watering, sweating like a dog going down the slide. How the fuck do people like hot food. I’m upside down back to front. Never again!! Fuckedd
Can’t even tie my laces properly and I’ve got this instructor trying to teach me how to do all these special knots. One step at a time fella, one step at a time