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How to win a dating show
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2 years
Tonight is for Betty White
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I drunk called my HS prom date last night and asked her why she wasn’t at the local bar. Haven’t spoken to her in years she was at home with her fiancé and new puppy prepping to host thanksgiving for her family I’m on fire
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*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights* Yo Whatsup beast
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8 months
Going Travis Hunter Mode at the bar (Hitting on girls and guys)
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This is what I see in the mirror after 8 bud lights
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Guy with Down syndrome does bodybuilding 🤯
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Time to drink beer in front of my entirely sober family
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Going Ohtani mode at the bar (Hitting on girls & pitching to guys)
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Going Obama Mode at the bar (hitting on strictly dudes)
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5 months
My aunt just asked if I actually converted to Islam. Now my mom is playing the podcast in front of the entire family. I might not make it thru the day
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11 months
Going up to short dudes at the bar and asking them if they’re Baby Gronk
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9 months
Trying to talk to a girl at the bar after 15 bud lights
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Senator Mitch McConnell completely froze up in the middle of a press conference and was escorted away.
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1 year
*me trying to talk to my 10 year old cousin at Christmas Eve dinner after 3 bud lights* Yo rizzlord, you got a gf yet?
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8 months
Happy Sunday from me and Tony P
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11 months
Secured 🔐
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4 months
Having a fantastic day
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3 months
Can you please move my flight up @nickturani @kbnoswag
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6 months
just vibing
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2 years
Hide your grandmas brother
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1 year
*answering a phone call from my mom* Yo Whatsup legend
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1 year
This is me after 209 bud lights
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BaseballHistoryNut
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Baseball players are tough man. Justin Turner after getting HBP
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10 months
Yo @SofiaVergara what’s good boss lady
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Ariana Grande is reportedly now dating "Wicked" co-star Ethan Slater
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4 months
NFL redzone but instead of Scott Hanson it’s that dude with Tourette’s on tik tok named Sketch
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11 months
I’m 1 beer away from telling her who I voted for in 2020
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Miami
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8 months
Good Fellas
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1 year
Cocaine Bear to Storm The Field and Rip Off Travis Kelce’s Legs (+500) is still live
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11 months
Popping off in my landlords group chat
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1 year
Good trade. Both players gonna be assisting shooters next season
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US officials: Russia frees WNBA player Brittney Griner in prisoner swap, with US releasing Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout.
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wearing a condom at the bar (soft)
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9 months
trying to talk to a girl at the bar after 45 beers
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5 months
Yo @50cent can I get the contact info of the queens in the opening scene please?
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Perth Australia is different 🔥the turn up is real, you know the vibes •
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5 months
Stop tagging me in this
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On June 3, 2022, three-year-old Ryker Webb was playing with his dog when he decided to take a walk on his own and wandered off. After two hours of his disappearance, the family reported him missing. A massive search for Ryker was launched, and for two days the search team made no…
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👖
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Miami Jeans
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Top 10 shows on HBO: 1. Thrones 2. Band of Brothers 3. The Wire 4. Boardwalk Empire 5. True Detective szn 1 6. Succession 7. Entourage 8. Eastbound & Down 9. White Lotus 10. The Pacific This list is perfect at the moment (currently watching the sopranos)
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1 year
*me dead sober at Easter dinner to every single one of my little cousins* Oh damn you got taller boss man
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11 months
I’m 3 beers away from telling the bartender that I love her
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@anus Appreciate you big beast @TravisHunterJr
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2 years
I found the one
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I’m 1 beer away from rizzing up Livvy & stealing her from Baby Gronk
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long day
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@BarstoolYak
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This may be @ConnorMook_ 's biggest L to date. Presented by @rhoback
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3 months
gonna call the bartender pookie
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1 year
My bad thought you were chill
that boy leaving my dorm freshman year after trying to put his juul up my pussy
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Miami Jeans
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Miami
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1 year
It’s a great day to sit on the couch with your relatives and mumble to each other “that was a nice pass” & “damn that guy is fast” every 5-10 minutes
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7 months
🍦🍝
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11 months
I’m 2 beers away from telling this queen my credit score
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WE DID IT. THANK YOU BIG CAT AND THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE VIBES 🙏🙏
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7 months
farting at the bar my bad hoss
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8 months
Congrats to Travis Hunter on becoming the 1st openly Bi college football player 👏
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meanwhile in chicago
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CMONNNN
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Hey Driver take me to prison
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Zach Bryan Arrested in Oklahoma
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6 months
what do you want from Taco Bell I’m paying an extra $2.99 for priority delivery on ubereats
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You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 🤐
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Yup.
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This is the head of Portugal's first serial killer, Diogo Alves, who murdered 70 people in the 19th century. His head was cut off, then preserved in a jar in 1841. 182 years later, his head remains in that same jar on display at The University of Lisbon.
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*this is me pitching in the llws after 3 beers* yooooo blue that jawn was right down the boulevard u fukin dickhead. you callin balls & strikes back there or youse smokin poll cuz ???
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At least we have cream pie.
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I’m buying a gun
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I’ve never seen Roland Schitt and Steve Belichick in the same room 👀
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9 months
When I asked her about mo bamba
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4 months
Yo Whatsup tank have you seen Saltburn yet ?
@itsalexkay
Alex Kay
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I show up as your Uber driver wearing this what do you say?
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9 months
I don’t. She just starts giggling because I’m holding a coffee
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Lovers’ Guide 💟
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MEN, how do you open?
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@AJ_F612 I’m the cream pie god
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Sweat of my life tonight courtesy of @BarstoolBigCat Tua & DeVito atd parlay to win 30k Waddle + tyreke + AJ dillon to win 5k All 5 no TD to win 2.5k will be praying to the meatball gods until kickoff. 🫡
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1 year
Can I bring juul pods across the Canadian border or do they only smoke dick over there ?
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Yup. Confirmed gay.
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Just benched 75 pounds in my parents basement I’m ready to call her
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Bumping this . Shoutout to the militia 🫡
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How to win a dating show
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saying gg’s to a girl after you cum
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Thinking about coming out to my dad (vaping in front of him)
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@hen_ease Atta boy bossman !!
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I think the bartender is in love with me. Too bad I’m off queens
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fuckkkkkkkk I relapsed on spaghetti & meatballs
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Hey @stoolpresidente I am in Miami and available to walk Miss peaches if needed
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Amon Ra anytime tomorrow. God spoke to me (random guy at the bar)
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I have one goal when I move to Chicago and that is to rizz up Lori Lightfoot
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*me looking back at my 48 year old uncle as I place a mistletoe above his girlfriend* Sorry boss, the rules are the rules
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6 days clean off of meatballs 💯🙏
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Da Baby to Crash The Halftime Show and Scream Something Homophobic Into The Mic (-290) is a loser ❌
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Halftime thoughts. Basically all in on No Touchdowns at this point. Would pay $2.5k which is equivalent to $250k mook dollars. Would be huge, pls send good vibes 🙏
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*me getting on a plane after 6 bud lights and 12 Buffalo wings* Yo sorry captain but I’m about to rip a ton of ass in this piece
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This is me after 37 bud lights
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Viva La Stool
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I’m off queens . No further comment at this time
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Rolled all the way up
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meatballs. think I may relapse tonight
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non aesthetic things
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*me getting into an Uber after 3 margaritas on cinco de mayo* ¿Cómo estás, leyenda?
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BIG day. Another monumental sweat courtesy of @BarstoolBigCat . Here’s the atd parlay DJ Moore CeeDee Lamb Stefon Diggs Deandre Swift I’d win 30k, bossman would win a ton also. Please send good vibes. Happy Sunday, let’s cream, and god bless 🙏
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@BarstoolBigCat I’m ready to tap in also big body bossman, just give me the word 🫡
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It’s my last night in New York I couldn’t help myself
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Air strike inbound
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Fr we did
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We made it Live on stream
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invisible ink
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The Phillies did this #relapse
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@FranchiseTurtle
Franchise B(ruins)
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You are loved brother boss @ConnorMook_
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Christmas Case 💼
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1 year
Not me
@JeffNadu
BIG MAN ON CAMPUS
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The son of Alex Murdaugh, Buster stone faced after the guilty verdict of his father. @Sitdowncrimepod
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This is me waking up after 37 bud lights
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11 months
This is a problem
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8 months
I got 2 meatballs on lions +6 and 1 meatball to win 27 meatballs on mahomes anytime td + toney anytime td + over 49.5 . Let’s win some balls 🫡🍝
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