Chris de Villiers, fighting for climate and gender justice.
#FBPE
European. Transpalestinian. Neurodivergent.
Pronouns: clam/clamself
Save the island of Ydorap
It's been a very difficult week. My brother came out as heterosexual. We just assumed he was at least bi, or homoflexible. He says he doesn't want to identify as a woman or nonbinary either.
Right now he's going with he/him pronouns.
My mother's having a nervous breakdown.
BREAKING: Temperatures in the UK could reach a blistering 20° C later this week.
The Government has advised people to stay indoors and drink plenty of water.
Tip: draw your curtains to keep out as much dangerous solar radiation as possible.
@ByronYork
@RpwWilliams
We need to change all of this completely. Rebuild from scratch.
- No more English
- Writing unnecessary
- Create conflict
- Be emotional
- Ask invasive personal questions
- Be rude
Similar to someone who's very, very drunk, essentially.
Unfortunately many straight men are extremely shallow and easily put off by imperfections in a woman, such as a slight moustache, large hands, or a penis.
Is Elon Musk seriously going to turn Twitter into a platform where people like me can be disagreed with and nothing can be done about it?
It's beyond horrific.
@sairasameerarao
I've been trying to write a book featuring people of various races, but I've found that I can't write the Black and brown characters. How do they speak? What do they enjoy? What motivates them?
As a white person, it's impossible for me to understand these things.
The ultra-extreme hard-righters such as
@BillboardChris
are propagating a new Nazi trope, that children shouldn't have puberty blockers!
Fortunately one of our mentally stable comrades was there to reason with him.
The fact is that Tommy (not his real name) broke several laws:
1. Having breakfast in public while white
2. Disrespecting Mohammad
3. Walking in a manner likely to incite violence
4. Aggravated being a bit of a lad while white
5. Breach of not being Tommy Robinson
Proud to have been part of the massive protest against women in Manchester.
I actually cannot travel but my friend Rupert held an iPhone while I shouted "fuck TERFs!" on Zoom from here in Tuscany.
Koko died on June 19, 2018. By the time she died, she was fluent in sign language.
Her last words were: "Unless human reduce CO2 concentration of atmosphere below 400 parts per million, global temperatures will rise more than 2.5 degrees by 2100. Koko very sad."
I think if you basically pass as a doctor and people see you as a doctor, and you've been living like a doctor for a year or two, people should call you "doctor" whether you actually are a doctor or not.
The whole of Italy is in panic right now.
Temperatures are climbing as high as 28 °C and even higher. Many tourists say they wish they were in the shade. Some have resorted to adding ice to drinks.
This will get worse and worse as climate change continues. The future is bleak.
@UN_Women
We need to talk about sexism in the sewerage treatment industry. It's literally 99% male. This should be the focus of our efforts. I don't know of any other industry that is so sexist.
This year's Green Scottish Woman of the Year Award goes to Barry.
Barry is a multidisciplinary recycling artist and has been a woman for over two years.
She is proud to be one of the first trans women ever to win ALL the Scottish women's boxing matches for the past two years.
Behold John Edward Taylor, who founded The Guardian in 1821 with money earned via slavery.
Today, many racists and white supremacists are still buying this vile publication, every issue of which is nothing but an insult to black people everywhere.
FACTCHECK: The EU is falling apart.
-- FALSE
This is a common myth. The EU is not falling apart.
It may lose one or two countries, like the UK, Italy and France, but it will gain Albania and North Macedonia.
From strength to strength.
@ClimateWarrior7
The EU could not mount a piss up in a brewery. Look at the Eurozone? There is a good chance that the whole vile organisation will fall apart by the end of the year. European countries have found that in a real crisis that they are better off independent.
I'm fully vaccinated and boosted, I double mask and wear latex gloves both outside and inside, and I socially distance at least 3 metres .... yet I've tested positive for covid!
I'm so ashamed. I have put other people at risk. I am diseased. WHY ME? I follow the science!
If Russia were to drop a 100,000 kiloton Tsar bomb on London, it would take out the university towns of Oxford, Cambridge and Brighton as well, destroying gender studies as we know it in the UK.
BREAKING: Police say Abdul Ezedi may have used a rocket pack to shoot himself "up to 3000 feet" into the air, where he may have attached himself to a flock of migrating swans.
I've seen 3 episodes of Vikings now and I'm extremely disappointed by the lack of historical accuracy.
I haven't seen even one single BAME.
As we know, Scandinavia and Britain were 30% BAME in 786 AD.
And why no LGBTQ Vikings? There were many trans Vikings.
Putin doesn't know what he's messing with. Denmark alone controls literally megawatts of wind power.
The EU must now hoist the mainsails on its tanks and, when the wind is favourable, launch a diverse counter-attack of strong independent women and nonbinary Muslims.
Sadly many places have experienced record-breaking snows this April, due to climate change.
I fear this will only get worse if we do not ban plastic drinking straws.
I have done my bit by buying a Tesla. What are you doing to stop the climate crisis?
Italy has been devastated by climate change recently. First it didn't rain for weeks, then it rained quite a lot. Now there's a medium amount of rain which in some ways is even more scary.
Great news: I am expecting another baby!
The uterus-haver is incubating it and it should be ready soon.
Haven't decided what gender it's going to be yet.
The EU has lost Britain but it's a rubbish country anyway.
Moving forwards into 2021, my hope is that Morocco and Algeria can join the EU.
Diversity makes us stronger.
Last Thursday, Barry Shields of 44 Scotland Street, Edinburgh, did not clap for the NHS.
Tonight we'll be watching him.
If you are aware of someone failing to clap this evening, do not hesitate to phone the police hotline.
Musk is asking people to pay $8. Notice how similar this looks to 88, which is used by the far-right as short-hand for "Heil Hitler".
The Nazi symbology is open and in our faces. Make no mistake, we are fighting the forces of evil.
When the Nazis seized power, they forced Jews out of their jobs and houses before, later, killing them.
In the same way, trans women are now being forced out of women's toilets.
Are you willing to hide trans women in your house if necessary?
My local supermarket has ZERO Christmas food in it, due to Brexit. Vandals have even smashed up the empty shelves.
No Christmas this year. Thanks Brexiters!
Please DO NOT wish people "happy holidays". Holiday is a contraction of "holy day" and may offend people of other faiths.
Simply say "happy winter period".
Today is International Harold Shipman Day, when we remember the life and works of climate activist and carbon footprint reduction specialist Harold Shipman.
Detractors often frame Shipman as a "murderer", but today we focus on Shipman the husband, the father and the GP.
My list of the most evil people in History:
1. JK Rowling
2. Hitler
3. Donald Trump
4. Winston Churchill
5. Margaret Thatcher
6. Putin
7. Tucker Carlson
8. Jordan Peterson
9. Joe Rogan
10. Elon Musk
JK Rowling is responsible. for the biggest genocide in history (still ongoing).
I'm pitching a series to Netflix about survivors. It will include Holocaust survivors, survivors of Stalin's KGB torture chambers, rape survivors, people who've been pulled out of earthquakes, and people like myself who've survived multiple misgenderings.
Confession time: one thing I look for in a woman is, has not had a penis, does not currently have a penis, will not be getting a penis.
I realise this makes me some sort of perverted bigot.
So how are climate change deniers going to deny this? There's literally molten rock pouring down the street.
Open your eyes. The evidence of climate change is clear and overwhelming and right in front of you.
You do realise that I'm working on a browser plugin that prefixes all tweets with "You do realise that" and finishes them all with "Let that sink in."
Let that sink in.
Since I invested in an elephant repeller bracelet I haven't been bothered with elephants once. Probably would have been trampled to death now without it.
I saw an old woman buying a Harry Potter book in the supermarket the other day.
I dashed it out of her hands and screamed "WE WILL NOT SUBMIT TO HATE".
Everyone started clapping.
When I was a child the average winter temperature in Britain was -42 °C.
Now it's more like 5 °C.
This photo was taken in Surrey in 1985.
Let that sink in.
I think I should be forgiven for saying the unvaccinated should be rounded up and sent to gulags. Obviously I won't be apologising though, nor admitting I was even wrong.
I'm working on a horror film where half the population goes insane and tries to force the other half to be injected with experimental genetic technology and tracked everywhere.
Many reluctantly submit, only to find there's more to the sinister plan than they realised ....
A man has been arrested on suspicion of being white in public. The man had previously been warned not to enter London but refused to comply. We are now arranging for him to have a good beating in a dodgy prison.
Met Police will not tolerate public displays of whiteness.
Officers working as part of the policing and security operation for the March Against Antisemitism have arrested a 40-year-old man on the Strand.
He refused to comply with a direction to disperse under Section 35 of the Antisocial Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act.
Further…
My grandmother just told me she thinks Britain will be better off outside the EU.
It's so painful to have to cut her out of my life, but she left me with no alternative.
Why can't people be kind and tolerant? Sick of these old bigots.
#Rejoin
#FBPE
#3
.5%
#BeKind
Gary Lineker's example has inspired me to take in some immigrants.
These refugees from Eastern Europe can barely speak English and only have basic skills in modelling.
If I can do it, why can't the rest of the UK manage it?
#DiversityIsOurStrength
#OpenBorders
It's 2019. A pandemic is about to be declared. Vaccines will be hastily developed, sparking controversy.
Who will come out swinging against forced vaccination?
A) Rage Against the Machine and Bruce Springsteen
or
B) Two bald gay English men called Right Said Fred
What an amazing woman! She is so big and powerfully built. No wonder other women in the team are jealous. I bet she could even win against some men, at least at the amateur level.