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Shelby

@ClassicShelb

2 months

*the morning after I had 14 voodoo rangers* I think I hauve covid

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@thehill

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Hangovers suddenly worse? Researchers think COVID could be the cause

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3 years

Reading the Wikipedia page for the 2013 NFL draft at 2:00 am

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@GalGadot

3 years

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“You have that Sox/Yankees graphic ready to go?” “Yep, right in the 9/11 memorial just like ya asked” “Wait, what?”

Carol Eggers

@ceggersmidwest

2 years

Can someone tell ⁦ @FOXSports ⁩ never to do this again? Beyond offensive.

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4 months

This guy looks like they colorized a photo from 1910

St. Louis Cardinals

@Cardinals

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We have named Chaim Bloom as an Advisor to the President of Baseball Operations. Bloom most recently served as Chief Baseball Officer for the Boston Red Sox from 2019 through 2023. #STLCards

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This is like when Homer had that crayon removed from his head

Travis Kelce

@tkelce

12 years

The capacity to live in the past by memory can also emancipate the individual from the tyranny of the present.

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6’11” NBA player from America: Your nickname is KG 6’11” NBA player from Europe: You are now the Milan Mutant

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@ClassicShelb

2 months

I DoorDash a single grain of rice 200 times a day and get all my exercise going up and down the stairs to pick it up. It costs me $285k per week

Elai

@elaifresh

2 months

I’m constantly seeing people get DoorDashed breakfast as I leave my building to walk the dog Like, one bagel and a coffee delivered This is insane right? Unless you’re disastrously hung over with no food in the house…?

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@ClassicShelb

2 years

I was fired last year as the producer of Lockheed Martin’s podcast for playing too many bomb sound effects

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Shelby

@ClassicShelb

4 years

-White Supremacist? ✅ -Felony domestic abuser? ✅ -Catfished by a grown man posing as a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD? ✅ -“Dated” a 17yo when he was 56? ✅ Are the same Goodfellas impressions really that good? Comics, is the promotion to quarter fill a room in central PA really worth it?

CompoundBoss

@CompoundBoss

4 years

“Dealing with”? You’re not even a casual passing thought over here sweetie. Try and play victim elsewhere. You’ll get zero play, sympathy or concessions here. 😘

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@ClassicShelb

4 years

*sees two guys licking pie filling off each other in a super bowl commercial*

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Shelby

@ClassicShelb

2 years

Women need Diet Coke to survive. This would result in more deaths than a nuke would cause

Dr K ☕️ 🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊

@DocKimResists

2 years

#BoycottCocaCola and remember it’s more than one brand. #StandWithUkraine #StopRussia

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4 years

Girl Girl Girl Girl Loud Jewish comedian

Jared Freid

@jtrain56

4 years

Nobody would be as quick to share the five Instagram profiles they looked at most this year.

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@ClassicShelb

3 years

Indistinguishable from a guy yelling on the express 4 train

CompoundBoss

@CompoundBoss

3 years

I’m DISGUSTED by you spineless white people who won’t call out or even comment on how this shit government is treating you like 2nd class citizens. Stop with the guilt. Your ancestors EARNED whatever privilege people think you have for your skin color. Get mad.

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@ClassicShelb

4 years

. @jtrain56 only has a small recorder/mic with a laptop and he’s put out 6,000% more audio/video to the public in one week of quarantine than a leading candidate for president

Ed O'Keefe

@edokeefe

4 years

On his call w/ reporters, @JoeBiden says that "God willing by Monday" he will have a system in place where he can hold regular press conferences either remotely or in person from his Delaware home.

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2 months

You could make fajitas in the sink like that one guy

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@RichardHanania You’re gay. You are a gay man

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@ClassicShelb

4 months

Do Tony Hawk stuff

Alan Corey | Real Estate Maximalist

@RealEstateMaxi

4 months

One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?

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Twitter 2012: Oh cool, Patton Oswalt has an account. I’ve seen him on TV Twitter 2024: The billionaire that doesn’t age is achieving 4% firmer erections thanks to the painful daily injections he receives in said area 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞

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@ClassicShelb

2 years

Articles about someone getting in trouble are always accompanied by a pic of them at SiriusXM

New York Post

@nypost

2 years

Chris Cuomo could be back on CNN 'in January': Brian Stelter

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@ClassicShelb

2 years

Made my first ever bet on the Bengals today at -6. I’m positively vibrating in anticipation of their victory and the possibility of even larger bets I can make in my new high octane gambling lifestyle that will surely only swing in my favor every time

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Shelby

@ClassicShelb

2 years

Everyone made fun of boomers for falling for fake shit on Facebook and how they need internet literacy classes yet more & more people around my age get easily fooled by school indoctrination scares, sex trafficking panic, & obviously fake urban legends. It’s a nice little cycle

nataleebfitness

@nataleebfitness

2 years

apparently random strangers are walking around and asking people to smell their perfume but it contains drugs that’ll put you to sleep. just spreading awareness, decline and stay safe x

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Every week there’s a new article that’s like ‘Doghouse of Horrors: Inside the Toxic Pressure Cooker of the Puppy Bowl’

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

2 months

EXCLUSIVE: Production sources who worked with Jonathan Van Ness on ‘Queer Eye’ described them as a “monster,” “nightmare,” and “demeaning.” Three people labeled Van Ness as emotionally “abusive” and having “rage issues.” Story:

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[being mugged by some street toughs] me: please, I don’t have any pussy on me! little guy in pageboy hat: check his bio!

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@ClassicShelb

2 years

The Comedians of the Compound have cancelled their show at the Manila Funny Bone

Reuters

@Reuters

2 years

Philippine leader approves bill raising sex consent age from 12 to 16

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@ClassicShelb

3 years

“Hey, can you take a pic of me with these frozen pizzas? A guy who would hate to talk to me for five minutes was accused of sexual misconduct and I need to let him know I still think he’s cool”

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@ClassicShelb

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I will absorb everyone’s daylight savings time hour, aging myself 38,000 years and killing me instantly

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3 years

@jtrain56 She’s already married to the guy who lied about finding shrimp in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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4 years

Your podcast could include info that saves my life and I still wouldn’t leave an iTunes review for it

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@ClassicShelb

4 months

You should be able to shoot stand up comedians with a paintball gun when they’re onstage

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 months

Jo Koy calls the celeb crowd at the Golden Globes a “lot of marshmallows, man. They’re delicious, but goddamn, they’re soft.” “I see the changes that are happening. I get it, but goddamn, can we fucking laugh at ourselves?” (Source: )

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Cat did a meow that sounded like he was testing out a new meow

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@briangaar [guy who supposedly builds rocket ships] How do I login into my computer?

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@ClassicShelb

3 years

A real downside to being Patrice O’Neal or Norm Macdonald is having the worst comedians imaginable constantly saying how much you inspired/influenced them

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@ClassicShelb

2 years

Every president should be larger in size than the previous one

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@ClassicShelb

4 months

Instinctively reached for a firearm thinking this was Bert Kreischer

NFL

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JASON KELCE THRIVING

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@ClassicShelb

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After watching the Netflix doc I completely understand what Manti Te’o went through due to my own experience of being lied to (dad told me that turtles were illegal to own in the state of Oregon when I was 8)

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