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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
8 months
🚨 EPISODE 23 OUT NOW 🚨 Joining us this week is comedian @comedyray 🥊 Fights at Ray and Darren’s standup shows 🌎 Gigging and playing football abroad 🥸 Doppelgängers we’ve all had, good and bad
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
2 years
And Irish
@sportbible
SPORTbible
2 years
Jack Grealish on playing with Jude Bellingham: "I was nowhere near that good... when I was 18, I was on loan at Notts County." 😂
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Norwich City was the first club I went to on trial when I was younger. So I always look out for their results. And hope they get hammered. They didn’t offer me anything
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
2 years
Imagine getting the fear from a party 355 days ago
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
Sitting, waiting, for my Happy Birthday post from Celtic
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
Still Irish lads
@IndoSport
Irish Independent Sport
3 years
Former Ireland striker Cillian Sheridan completes move to Dundee
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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I remember winning a league with one game still to be played. Celebrations lasted a few days and the hangover even longer! We lost our last game 6-0, but had a cup final still to play. We used that loss as motivation to go on and be crowned Under 15 league and cup winners 2005
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Stop replying to her. Stop retweeting her. Don’t @ her. Don’t tweet her name.
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
26, a number with a big meaning. If you add the 2 & 6 together, multiply it by the number of clubs I’ve had, divide that by the number of goals I’ve scored with my head from corners, that’s right you’ve arrived at 25. Unfortunately it was taken, so I had to settle for 26
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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As an Irish fan, I’d love the FAI to go all out for Chris Hughton. But as a player trying to get into the squad, I’d love if they gave it to my Dad
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Would be unreal if Bale done all his interviews at Spurs in Spanish
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
I’ve said this before, but Steve McManaman is actually a very good commentator considering he watches different games to what he’s commentating on
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
I stay in an area that doesn’t have much light pollution, so I get a great view of the moon. Tonight I was admiring it and suddenly out of nowhere Shane Duffy rose up and headered it home
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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My 4 year old son just came into me visibly fighting back the tears and said “Daddy, please don’t ruin football and join the Super League” I looked at him with a smile and said “Son, don’t you ever take the piss out of me like that again”
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
LOST: The game formerly known as football Never mind, just found it on the side of Shettleston Road
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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The club got compensated, things just ran their course. Unfortunately the move to CSKA Sofia just never worked out for me
@NCCeltic
North Curve Celtic
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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That Celtic XI is very telling. Shows who doesn’t really like Jullien
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
Don’t worry United, this is a stadium even I struggled to score in
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone who is intending on getting their vaccine, but about 3 weeks ago I got the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and now I don’t have a job
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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The UK should have a big vote about what to do. That usually clears things up
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Cillian Sheridan
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Win, lose or draw, it’ll be a great day for all the people of Cavan. Getting a Dean Rock kicking clinic for free
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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I’ve been in Poland for all of this lockdown. I don’t speak Polish and I understood the rules here more than in the UK
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
5 years
How am I supposed to know that? Never even met the guy
@KingTChallax
King T’Challa
5 years
@CillianSheridan Fair enough. Seems legit and you’ve no reason to lie. He is sponsored by Nike and not Adidas. So maybe a Nike event 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Always loved David Alaba. Or as they call him in Connemara, David Bed
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Cillian Sheridan
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This is a tricky game for Ireland. It’s a game you want to win, but you don’t want to lose any players who play too good and possibly impress Gareth Southgate and England
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Incredible, you couldn’t write this stuff! The ball boy that helped Spurs with their second goal, is Pochettino’s youngest son Flavio who plays in the under 15’s at Spurs
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Cillian Sheridan
5 years
Show me a better initiation......I’ll wait
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
Thanks for all the messages folks, ruptured my Achilles tendon (turns out isn’t a great thing to do). On a positive note though, once I come back I’m told it will be renamed the Acillians Tendon ™
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
This new Alexa feature is class
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Steve McManaman does a great job commentating despite the fact he’s watching a different game to all of us
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
2 years
Jeez relax, even I’ve played in that competition
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Welcome to The Cillian Sheridan School of Excellence. Today, instead of passing the ball, we’re going to learn about passing the blame
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Can’t beat lying down on the sofa, sticking something from Netflix on, and then take out your phone and watch none of it
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
5 years
I remember in the youth team at Celtic and Andy Robertson was called up to train with us. He couldn’t make one single pass. The coach slaughtered him, told him he’d never make it. When training ended, he refused to leave the pitch until he perfected the passing drill. Relentless
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Many will say David Beckham made the predator famous. But for me it was Colin Corkery. With an honourable mention to Ciarán McDonald
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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After years of hard work and going through tough times, I always believed in myself. So after scoring a hat-trick last night, to come home and see this on Match of the Day, it makes it all worth while
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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With the Polish league due to be one of the first leagues to resume, there will be a lot of eyes on it and a lot more exposure. So with that in mind, I’m open to offers @nikefootball @adidasfootball @pumafootball @gucci
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Cillian Sheridan
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
1 year
Celtic admin knowing it’s my birthday today
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Cillian Sheridan
4 years
I’m expecting 15 goals from the Duffdog this season at Celtic
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Cillian Sheridan
3 years
Few people asking why I’ve chosen the number 23. During lockdown I watched “The Last Dance” and was especially inspired by Michael Jordan. So in honour of his love of golf I chose the same number as my handicap #23
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
JOGI LÖW’S BARMY ARMY
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Only 1 man can secure the 10
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Li'l Ze
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12th November 2008, Celtic 3:0 Kilmarnock. Sheridan(2) and Nakamura. @CillianSheridan
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Cillian Sheridan
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Hearing the video shown before the England game was a Rory’s Stories clip. Some of the more senior lads were distraught
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Asked my 4 year old son what he wanted for Christmas. She said a cure for COVID so she could go and visit her grandmother again. I told her that might not be possible, but how does a new 45.5” stiff shaft Titleist TSi2 driver sound?
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I didn’t play Tommy Shelby in Peaky Blinders. Seems to be some confusion here
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Cillian Sheridan
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Cavan Ulster Champions....2020 best year ever
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Cillian Sheridan
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I remember going to watch the 2009 Old Firm League Cup Final. Got a taxi to Hampden, and the driver dropped me off in the Rangers end. Luckily I was shite and no one cared
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Cillian Sheridan
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And no, this video was not sped up
@CANALPLUS_SPORT
CANAL+ SPORT
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Obrona @LKS_Lodz znów nie spisała się na medal... Sheridan uciekł defensorom i bezlitośnie skierował piłkę do siatki, a @WislaPlockSA wygrała 2-0 ⚽ Zobaczcie #AkcjaMeczu #WP ŁŁKS ⬇
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Cillian Sheridan
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Was walking past a group of kids earlier who were playing a game of football. They had odd numbers and asked if I’d play with them. Even though I was wearing Gucci jeans and had a pair of Balenciagas on my feet I decided to join in. The joy it brought me reminded me why I play
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Used to yeah. Had to leave though due to family reasons unfortunately
@McGinleyBhoy180
Bryan McGinley
3 years
@CillianSheridan Just noticed you've got Smeaton St as your header picture. Did you live there at one point?
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
2 years
Gareth Bale through to yet another Champions League final, what an achievement 👏 👏
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
5 years
A few years ago, in our first Champions League Group game I decided to sing the anthem in the lineup. The next day the club got an email from UEFA asking me not to sing along as it devalues the tone of the song and competition
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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@LaczyNasPilka You forgot someone
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Cillian Sheridan
3 years
Given I played in Australia and learned some Greek while playing in Cyprus, the name Ange Postecoglou is pronounced Ange Postecoglou
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
The intro to my biopic “Cillian” is sorted
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Originally I just saw an opportunity for a good story/tweet. But the feeling of scoring 9 goals against an 11 year old and making him walk off in a huff was hugely satisfying too
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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The problem with VAR and these offside lines is that most people don’t have a television good enough to see the offside clearly. I can see them clear and obvious on my 63 inch 8k Ultra HD television
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Cillian Sheridan
1 year
How many times did Spain just pass the ball out of the park
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Cillian Sheridan
4 years
The nerve of some people. Trying to put footballers and nurses and doctors in the same sympathy bracket for having to work on Christmas Day. They get to go in to nice warm hospitals, not out in the freezing cold for an hour. People need to have some perspective
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Cillian Sheridan
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*Update* As a Celtic fan, I’d love the board to go all out for Chris Hughton. But as a player, I’d love if they gave it to my Dad
@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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As an Irish fan, I’d love the FAI to go all out for Chris Hughton. But as a player trying to get into the squad, I’d love if they gave it to my Dad
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Cillian Sheridan
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I can’t remember this ref’s name, but he was English. One game we were losing 2-0 to Besiktas and I scored to make it 2-1 and gave a little fist pump. When I was going back to the centre circle the referee said to me “calm down son, it’s only the Europa League”
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Cillian Sheridan
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Called my bluff! Not a bad mob
@CelticFC
(C)eltic Football Club
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@CillianSheridan 😁😁😁 Happy birthday, Cillian! 🍀🎂
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Cillian Sheridan
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Wouldn’t it be great if Covid had the balls to stand face to face with us and fight. No weapons. No bats. No new variants. Man to man!
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
One of the Schalke players needs to go to the ref and tell him “Ref I’m a bit out of breath here, could be a symptom. Now I’m not saying call it off, but the ball’s in your court
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Cillian Sheridan
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Just read what Sanchez said. Something similar happened with myself years ago. I’d just joined a club and after my first day training a few players phoned their agents asking to be moved
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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He laughed and said “No way, people always call me Cillian Sheridan, I’ve always wanted to meet you!” I replied “No way, really?” He just said “No of course not” and walked off.
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Cillian Sheridan
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Probably the best hat trick ever in the history of football
@spfl
SPFL
5 years
👀 As requested by @craig_killie ... Here's Cillian Sheridan slotting three away at Tynecastle! 🔵⚪️ #TBT | @KilmarnockFC
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Cillian Sheridan
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Feel bad for the Liverpool fans. Instead of enjoying every minute of this seasons inevitable success, they’re obsessed with Man United’s failures
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Cillian Sheridan
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As an International soccer superstar, a question I’m often asked is what’s my favourite kind of goal? My answer? Hair goals
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Cillian Sheridan
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To be fair to David, cracking instructor. Sent my cousin to get lessons off him not so long ago, and she passed first time. DG Driving for anyone looking for lessons
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Cillian Sheridan
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Speechless after that, unbelievable game! That's what football's all about. Great point for Stoke
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Cillian Sheridan
4 years
The SPFL using my name while it’s hot
@spfl
SPFL
4 years
🎯 @CillianSheridan with an absolute 🍑🍑🍑 #TBT | @KilmarnockFC
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
After last nights result, Tuesdays game with Qatar isn’t just a friendly. This is a chance to really make a good impression with the Qataris and form a friendship. With teams boycotting the World Cup, there’s going to be some spaces up for grabs
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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The accolades Van Dijk is getting now don’t surprise me one bit. I remember years ago in Scotland, about 2 mins into the game I noticed his laces weren’t tied. Tackles, headers, interceptions, he won everything against me. At full time I looked down....his laces were still untied
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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I hate when I have to start my day without having any breakfast. Woke up to find my dishwasher is broken and none of my bowls and cutlery are clean. Now I have to wait for my cleaner to come this afternoon to clean them for me. God I hate Monday’s
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Cillian Sheridan
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I just saw a struggling turtle that needed a little help. Anyone else would have done the same thing. Except you didn’t, and I was the one that done it, so a bit more praise please
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Cillian Sheridan
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My thoughts on the Ireland game last night. Despite the result, it was a real breath of fresh air to finally see an Ireland team playing someone that wasn’t Denmark or Wales
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Cillian Sheridan
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I can see why he might think it’s not a red card, Lundstram didn’t *actually* break his leg
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
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🟥 "That's never a red card!" 🗣️ "He's out of control there." John Lundstram was sent off after a VAR check. Your thoughts? Watch Celtic vs Rangers LIVE on @SkyFootball 📺
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Cillian Sheridan
2 years
Party at No. 10? More like party number 10
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
2 years
And I’d do it again Gary
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
5 years
One of the biggest problems with young players today is RESPECT. I agreed to meet a young player to offer my advice on a potential move. We agreed to meet at 2pm. I look at my Rolex and it’s now half 2. I rang him to see where he was......”Oh yeah sorry Cillian, I can’t make it!”
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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While everyone is hiding at home in isolation, here at The Cillian Sheridan School of Excellence, we teach you how to hide on the pitch
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Cillian Sheridan
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I know he usually gets a bad rap, but I think Steve McManaman does a good job commentating considering he clearly doesn’t watch the actual game
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Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Crazy ending to that PSG v Marseille game. Madness to think it was all started because one of them told Neymar his new boots were shite
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
1 year
On a positive note, I’ll be 34 with two brand new achilles tendons
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Cillian Sheridan
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For non polish readers, it basically says I’m class
@Jagiellonia1920
Jagiellonia 💛❤️
1 year
👋 @CillianSheridan aka 𝓓𝓙 𝓢𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓸. #GraliwJadze
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After one of Man City’s games last season, I ended up on the same flight to Dublin as Raheem Sterling. On an iPad he was watching the whole game they had just played. Anyway, we got chatting and he said Pep makes him analyse every game and quizzes him on it the following day
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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2018 was a great year for me personally. Getting married was unbelievable, only being eclipsed by the birth of my son. But for me, my biggest achievement was my viral tweet. 800+ retweets, 7k+ likes. That’s the important stuff
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Cillian Sheridan
4 years
Cillian Mbappe
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
4 years
You spelled masterclass wrong
@KilmarnockFC
Kilmarnock FC
4 years
Enjoy @CillianSheridan 's performance at Tynecastle in our latest Killie TV archive match. 📺
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Cillian Sheridan
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Attention top European Clubs. I’ll be running a raffle competition this week. The prize is a 33 year old Lionel Messi. €15 million per ticket. 50 tickets/numbers available. 1 ticket per club. The winning number will be the 1st number in this weekends Euromillions
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Cillian Sheridan
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Checkout Naka celebrating with me after I score. He loved me, we’d go to the cinema a good bit and he used to always record the full film on a little camera he had, and every single time I’d have to explain to the cinema staff why he was doing it
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Cillian Sheridan
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@talkSPORT Technically ‘closing down’ is a longer word than ‘high press’
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Cillian Sheridan
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@FcbxSam
Sam 💎
11 months
Lionel Messi humilating world class players. A Thread
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Cillian Sheridan
6 years
The real cause of the smoke
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
3 years
👏 👏 👏 Gary Neville speaking excellently about the whole situation. And that’s from a European Super League fan
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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I remember being in an end of season Ireland squad years ago when I was at Celtic. Came back for pre season and I missed a good chance from a header in training one day. Lenny shouted over “Oi you’re big mate Duffy would have scored that”. Looks like he finally got his man
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@CillianSheridan
Cillian Sheridan
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Fast, hard working, confident. Given chances will score. Trust the professional scouts!
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