Ik he’s ugly and we all want to throw bricks at him, and that he’s currently in hiding for killing two people.
But I genuinely get a warm feeling inside when I see him.
We love you Niko, even if God doesn’t
Do you gays ever think about the fact that Niko’s life is like the Truman show
Like he has no idea what the outside world looks like, his whole life has been documented.
He’s lived in captivity his whole life, and it will end with him there too…
Ermmm I mean oughhh
Love those Japanese seal tweets that translates like
"Nico-chan didnt want to wake up today and not want to do taxes"
and then this is the video attached
This is like people who think the devil is misunderstood
HE IS NOT A GOOD BOY
STOP SPREADING THIS FALSEHOOD
HE IS EVIL, HE SMELLS BAD, HE STEALS, HE LIES
DO NOT FALL FOR THE SHEEPSKIN THAT RIDES ON THE SINNERS BACK
it is time to admit that i believe niko is a good boy. open your eyes to the truth and you will see that he is angelic and pure and precious in every way.
A day for seals? Why? What did those creatures do to deserve a whole day? They are stinky! Lame! And mos-
Who’s there!
Huh, the doors are locked how did you get in?
Put down the knife!
Stop galumping towards me!
Get away from me!
N-no not like this!
“Sir your son’s school bus has swerved off the road and into the chocolate jelly river, no survivors have yet to be found”
Fucked up niko who ate a bunch of blueberries: