Homosexyouwell @_Lomzi Twitter profile

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@_Lomzi

3 years

1652 RTs is funny to me.

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@_Lomzi

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Cheating is emotional abuse. The trauma of being cheated on is long lasting. It affects not only the current relationship but your future ones too.

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@_Lomzi

4 months

"I threw a lot of money at a problem to ease my own guilt for being unfaithful and it didn't work out the way I thought it would. That was disappointing."

YaseBlock B 🇸🇿

@ThisIsColbert

4 months

"One day I bought my ex a very fancy car and the response wasn't what I expected."😳😳 War between Enhle Mbali & Black Coffee far from over 🤞 Knives are out between Grammy-award-winning music producer & his 'ex'. Moses Tembe #Ntandokazi #JusticeForAKA Capitec Apple Pay Braam

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Why do y'all like pitting strong Black women against each other?

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@Ice_tPiliso

3 years

Best story teller / writer ? RT for #TheRiver1Magic Phathu Makwarela & Like for #etvScandal Portia Gumede

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Good morning ❤️

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@_Lomzi

3 years

The Queen still has Patronella as a domestic worker? If this was Generations she'd be a top model, brand ambassador, and a building owner to be by now.

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@_Lomzi

9 months

Remember that one time I cheated on my boyfriend with you. What a time 😂

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@_Lomzi

3 years

When my boyfriend gets here, I don't even want him to greet. Makandibulise ngepipi

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@_Lomzi

3 years

📍Endodeni

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@_Lomzi

3 years

For me, it's you assuming that your son will be interested in people's daughters 😂

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@MissNtabeni

3 years

Teach your daughters to work hard. My Son won't be e-walleting shit,nxa!🥺🥺😂😂

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@_Lomzi

7 months

Ｗ Λ Ⓑ ΛＮΞ 🦎

@andikho_ryt

7 months

Sasibabi sonke ngo 2013?

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@_Lomzi

3 years

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I probably wasn't in class when they taught us that humans can fall pregnant from dancing.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Yho I love my boyfriend. 🥺😍

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@_Lomzi

2 years

The selfie I sent my person today.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

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@lasizwe

3 years

Quote this tweet with a photo of the most beautiful man you’ve seen on the internet.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Y'all would never do this to a white woman.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

To the gays that are 30 and older, remember: you're not too old to look for love WHEREVER you think you might find it - spaces, Grindr and even the club. You deserve love no matter your age

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Unmarried 35 and older gays to meet their husbands at the vaccination sites. 🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@_Lomzi

11 months

This was it. Still is.

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@AldrinSampear

11 months

What was your complexion 8 years ago?

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@_Lomzi

3 months

This man asked me to move in with him about 3 weeks ago and I thought he was joking b/c my response was that I'd only do so when he has fiber installed in his house. Guess who called me last to say he had it installed yesterday 😳

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@_Lomzi

3 years

If you want someone to give you a whole human, you have to see it through the good & the not so good. Stop coddling men b/c childbirth is a natural consequence of wanting/having a child.

Thěmbí®❣️

@ThembiNdw1

3 years

Companion during labor is needed yes but this may leave some psychological trauma that may have dissociative effect from the partner

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@_Lomzi

3 years

See? This is how it's done. You don't shoot at anyone that is Black driving through your area.

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@LMagagane

3 years

MegaCity in Mahikeng North-West opened, members of the community came in numbers to protect their jobs and shops. #looting #ProtectSouthAfrica #Sandton

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@_Lomzi

3 years

The geighs see a big buldge and brains malfunction

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@_Lomzi

3 years

It's so funny to me that people cannot wrap their heads around that their mothers are full human beings.

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@_Lomzi

2 months

"you stole the Savannas from our table, didn't you? Where'd you hide it bitch?"

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@_Bongani_Eddie

2 months

This Recharge era was LIT

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@_Lomzi

3 years

The girlies had a pyjama party after they got vaccinated? Thank you Cyril for ujova the 50+ girlies ❤️

Tshayingwe

@LukanyoMngqolo

3 years

Friendship zam bethuna 😂😂😂 dronk

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Strictly top/bottom people, I have a serious question: what happens when you meet someone you like that's also strictly top/bottom? (this is usually an issue with bottoms because tops bottom sometimes)

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Someone just outed me to my mom. IDK hey...

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@_Lomzi

3 years

When they defend homophobia & other acts of violence, it is essentially self-defense for their future harmful acts. I've said this before.

Oshun of Palestine 🇵🇸

@GodessOshun

3 years

Notice how he was so quick to call victims of a hate crime liars, only to go ahead and *Allegedly* commit a hate crime himself? #JusticeForZima

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@_Lomzi

2 months

He's right that the youth should keep searching... for a better party to vote for.

SHIMATSATSA 🧜🏾‍♀️💛🎀

@Boity_tshivhase

2 months

The president says “You must keep searching” 🥲😭👍🏾

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@_Lomzi

3 years

A screenshot from a video. Let's see yours

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I had a boyfriend in 2017. Another in 2018. Another in 2019. And another in 2020. And now, again in 2021. If there's one thing I'll do is jola sana 😭

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Not Stellenbosch University sending me a letter of demand for outstanding fees chile 😭 Where can I sell an organ for R46800.70 real quick because I have 20 business days before they take me to court.

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@_Lomzi

2 years

Check my header

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@_Lomzi

2 years

Do I feel sorry for him? I do not. Does that mean I am endorsing violence? Every rule has an exception wethu, and this is it.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I just won two games of pool against heterosexuals. A small win for the gays

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@_Lomzi

3 years

IDK why anyone would feel the need to tell me "it'll end in tears" after I say I love my bf. Are you people so miserable that you can't stand it when others are happy? Niyathakatha sies.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Hi y'all. I'm starting my own franchise fried chicken business and I'm calling it Kariega Fried Chicken #KariegaFriedChicken #KFC #SupportBlackBusiness We have a SweetWise free special for every 3 pieces you buy, you get one free.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Proof of life. Post yours

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@_Lomzi

3 years

South African men are the gold diggers. These stories are wild but they don't even touch the surface, I swear.

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@Kokoleo_zn

3 years

Ladies when did u realise u are not his girlfriend but his personal credit facility ? I wanna hear your raccoon victim stories

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@_Lomzi

3 years

In my final year at UCT, I found a boyfriend in bed with someone else at/around 12am. I had an 8am exam. I cried for an hour, then put myself together for 30 minutes and continued studying until 4am. I was up at 7am and wrote. I passed. My cheating boyfriend failed that year

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@_Lomzi

2 years

He came all over my face 🥺😍

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@_Lomzi

10 months

Hi

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I think the best part about that Congolese men thread is that it's pissing off SAn men. That's my fav part of it.

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@_Lomzi

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@JoyiToDaWorld

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@_Lomzi

5 months

@Stella_Dlangz Why would you ruin John's outrage with the truth? Please delete this 😂😂😂

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@_Lomzi

2 years

Thank heavens for the umlando challenge. Men have been wanting to twerk shem qha bebezipitsile

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@_Lomzi

1 month

Sibaleka abantu bangade bathi "my sista" 😭😭😭

giovanni

@zamantungwa_WK

1 month

Bethuna why do gays walk so fast? 😭

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@_Lomzi

3 years

My name doesn't change because you've found out I'm gay. I am not suddenly "Chomi" because of who I am into and not into you. Call your friends chomi, not me. It's still Xhantilomzi.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

My baby and I are 3 months old today ❤️

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@_Lomzi

3 years

It's in men's interest to maintain a culture where women are blamed and not believed because their future violent actions against women will be 'defensible'. It's essentially "self-defense" because they know they will hit and/or kill a woman at some point in their lives

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3 years

South African men scare me. How are they finding faults with Enhle? HOW????

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Nindikhabe ndinye if I write a statement for a relationship that didn't even last 6 months.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Gays with driver's licenses 🚩🚩🚩

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Do y'all think if Doja was raised by her dad her stage name would be Doj' ikati?

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@_Lomzi

9 months

Where do I report a nurse that talks about people's HIV statuses in public?

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@_Lomzi

2 years

Y'all, we need to send him money. His enemies are after him.

Kumkan Dyantyi

@_Ntsikayomzi

2 years

Sibabalwe Smondile is wanted as a suspect in a fraud case opened against him and two other people.He went to High School in Stirling, East London.If you have any information about him contact Sergeant Gidigidi at 021 380 3300 or send me a DM.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I have the most beautiful boyfriend in the world. OMG

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@_Lomzi

3 years

To his credit, Somizi went down to Uitenhage to pay his respects to the family of a queer person that was murdered earlier this year. Maybe, just maybe, Somizi cares but just doesn't always know the right thing to say. At least he's DONE did do something.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Senciye

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@_Lomzi

3 years

The only time cishet Black men care about keeping "the black family unit" together is when they wanna be homophobic

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@alextalktoem

3 years

Blueface missed his son’s bday for a stream bro im in tears

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@_Lomzi

2 years

What's my gay ass gon' do with this shit 😭😭😭

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@_Lomzi

3 years

IKDR

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@_Lomzi

3 years

The gay soccer player is a seemingly easy target. They wouldn't dare tweet shit like that about certain people on this app. Fucking cowards. 🙄

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@_Lomzi

3 years

We made it to 6 months. Can I get a Gay-man?

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@_Lomzi

2 years

@tanyajunghans "Even the eye is black" is sending me

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@_Lomzi

3 years

🕯️ A life-changing email 🕯️

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@_Lomzi

3 years

My handwriting is pretty messy. I have never been able to stick to lines

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Well, he was clearly inviting you to have your best pick of the squad. Be there, have fun and may the best friend win.

Moonlight 👬🏿

@DrKhutso_Mhlaba

3 years

What would you do if a man asked you out on a date and you walk to the venue to find him chilling with his friends ? 💀💀💀

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@_Lomzi

2 years

Literally every character on that show carried that show. Even Stella.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I believe Mohale.

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@_Lomzi

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Alabi

@the_Lawrenz

10 months

Father and son looking like twins 😳

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@_Lomzi

4 months

"I did think Nonku was an alcoholic. Now she's addicted to green tea" - Sorisha #RHOD 😂😂😂

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@_Lomzi

3 years

The fact that my boyfriend has had a really busy day running around and still took 2 minutes to check in and tell me he loves me... Ndithini ungamthandi kengok? 🥺😍

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Owen is a dumb bitch

Marc Sallinger

@MarcSallinger

3 years

A 2nd grader named Owen is one of the first public speakers talking against mask mandates. His dad is holding the mic for him “I’m adorable. Why would you want to cover this up?” He says speaking against wearing masks “It’s Christmas. Can’t our present be no mask?” #9News

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I keep seeing tweets about Ma*G on my TL. I thought we decided he was cancelled long. I even unsubscrided my bf from his channel & told him to stop watching his videos if he still wants to be with me... Kanti nina nisabukele lamnqundu

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@_Lomzi

2 months

Grindr is very dangerous. People need to be extra careful on there. But you know what's more dangerous? The police not acting on reported incidents & just dismissing them as "gay disputes." This is how Dahmer, Gacy & so many other serial killers got away with killing for so long

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Jolani guys. Every chance you get, JOLA!

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Queer people don't want your "acceptance" but we just want to be left alone to live. We just want to live.

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@_Lomzi

3 months

Ladies, when I run for president I am going to outlaw paternity tests. I am tired of seeing science break up Black households with fathers who stepped up. If you say that baby is his, he is. Full stop. Vote for me.

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@_Lomzi

10 months

I thought a change of hair colour was appropriate for the day.

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@_Lomzi

2 years

Not y'all romanticising abuse 🥴

Ms Island🏝

@Oley_Mnqai

2 years

Having a strict boyfriend can save you from a lot of sh**🤞🏾

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@_Lomzi

2 years

"a hole is a hole" mnqundu 😭😭😭

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@_Lomzi

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@agapethamar Antiblackness is a lifetime commitment in that community ❤️

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Y'all: Queer representation and visibility is NB *Queer person in a queerphobic sport & society takes pride in who they are & what they do* Y'all: Hai maan vok, jy maak n raas

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@_Lomzi

2 years

The gays in America would have gotten that beatdown on camera. SAn gays were too busy stealing Savannas to record the fight *sigh*

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@_Lomzi

2 years

I wish we'd hang this chat up. All cultures have 'weird' practices when you're looking from the outside. Don't worry about people eating whatever b/c you won't have to.

Lihle’omnandi🪔💣

@MoonHasGuns

2 years

So Xhosa men eat their foreskin after going to the mountain?????????????

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@_Lomzi

3 years

You know what's old and repetitive in this country, Kathryn? Inequality and racism.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

I know I said I'm falling in love. I guess that was what was right at the time, but now I have completely and utterly fallen. I'm in love.

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@_Lomzi

5 months

Someone asked "how are you tired when you work from home?" It's literally work, minus the commute. People get tired after working.

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@_Lomzi

2 years

I get so scared when a public figure speaks negatively about gay people in this country, and in general. It opens up room for homophobic people to be, well, homophobic.

🔥🇿🇦FREEPHILA🇿🇦🔥

@PhilaMadlingozi

2 years

Young gay boys are so untidy with their actions. Benza nje man. It's annoying

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Maybe a better strategy for Zuki would have been "I listened and understood why I was wrong to date a murderer. Ndiyilahlile lanja bantase"

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@_Lomzi

3 years

No! Just let him cream your pie.

Senzo N. Dhlomo 🇿🇦🏳️‍🌈

@SenzoDhlomo

3 years

My boyfriend had a pie in the car! Should I dump him?!

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@_Lomzi

9 months

spending your twenties learning about dating and love because you couldn't do it in your teens + still learning in your 40s

Remy

@dehaye_

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What would be gay math?

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Okay y'all... Hear me out...

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@_Lomzi

3 years

"Grindr is just for hooking up and not for dating" Then how the hell have I had 2 boyfriends I met on Grindr? One actually turned out to be a great friend when the relationship didn't work out.

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@_Lomzi

3 years

Beyoncé is technically good but she's never sung a song in a way that would touch you. She doesn't have what JHud, Aretha or Etta has. She has no 'soul'

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@_Lomzi

3 years

"You're gay" as a joke I'd violence. It's homophobia. I'm not mad at h for blocking a homophobe

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