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6 years

Is there enough coke in the city for this??

The Hollywood Reporter

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6 years

. @TheWeeknd , @BrunoMars to headline #Lollapalooza

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When god was trying to pour just a little bit of talent into Beyoncé

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if your attorney says “i’m not a magician” you going to JAIL jail

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This is just an amazing moment from a defense attorney

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we can tell

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When Bey played lemonade for jay for the first time

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meat...in a box on the shelf? baby....

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my favorite opening from my favorite sitcom

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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who got that one sitcom clip

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we need more broke niggas in Congress!!!

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@QuiverQuant

10 months

Rep. Maxwell Frost is the first member of Generation Z to serve in Congress. He has released his first financial disclosure as a Congressman. It showed that he owns no assets. His largest source of income in the past year was $3,039 from working as an Uber driver.

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6 years

Why would anybody work for free for a multi billion dollar league at a billion dollar stadium lmfao

Sophia Choi

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6 years

Atlanta needs 10-thousand volunteers to help pull off next year's #SuperBowl @MBStadium ! The preparations already underway, with less than nine months to go @wsbtv this AM

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5 years

Imagine if a foreign power “accidentally” killed 30 Americans

Al Jazeera English

@AJEnglish

5 years

BREAKING: At least 30 killed after a US-backed drone strike accidentally targeted farmers in Afghanistan's Nangarhar province, officials say

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5 years

Movie made billions and has absolutely zero pop culture impact. No quotables. I guarantee 90% of people who saw it couldn’t give you any real details of the plot

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Nobody can name a single character in Avatar, apparently

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3 years

that pussy was steaming, i know that’s right!

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3 years

Um just cracked 4 eggs from a fresh carton and one of them was boiled already???? What was miss chicken doing???

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6 years

Drop something that’ll get somebody indicted or leave it on the playground

The Hill

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6 years

JUST IN: Omarosa believed to have as many as 200 tapes: report

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Me: “Its like 95 degrees. I’m so hot” White people:

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God literally dropping blessings on your head and you sitting here tweeting. Girl get your attorney on line 1, it's time to PROSPER

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white people when an athlete has a political opinion

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mailmen minding their business and you calling them the CIA 😭😭😭

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I’m not trying to be funny, but are y’all under the impression that New York accents/lingo make you sound intelligent?

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@KamNoScams

3 months

I too am guilty of treating people with southern accents as if they are unintelligent or “slow”

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6 years

This is how I feel about T Pain only being 32. It definitely feels like he should be 40 lol

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6 years

chris brown has been famous since i was in the 6th grade and he’s only 29??????????

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I thought these were all his kids, but one of them is his wife 💀

NBA on ESPN

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3 years

The Bosh family arrives to see @chrisbosh inducted with the Class of 2021 ❤️ (via @hoophall )

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5 years

*train tracks rumbling*

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4 years

Joel said y’all know good and well we don’t close unless the poors need shelter

TMZ

@TMZ

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Joel Osteen's Megachurch Services Not Canceling Amid Coronavirus Pandemic

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2 years

One of the most beautifully shot, terribly written movies I’ve ever seen

Kyle

@WordsByKyle

2 years

2 years ago, QUEEN & SLIM (dir. Melina Matsoukas) starring Daniel Kaluuya and Jodie Turner-Smith opened in theaters. It was named Best Directorial Debut by the National Board of Review. Read my review:

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i know this is a very trivial example, but using technology to rewrite history like this with no disclaimer is such a bad sign lol

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3 months

The way the fixed her vocals before uploading this on YouTube lol.

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So I googled this, and in this age of school shootings, I do think it’s actually insane to have to turn in your cell phone to the front office before going to class

Michelle Choi

@MichelleKHOU

3 months

HAPPENING NOW: at least 2 dozen students have walked out of class and are protesting outside Madison High School in SW #Houston — following a controversial no cell phone ban — which went into effect this morning. HISD officers are present. @KHOU

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8 years

Did y'all just make up a rumor and then tell us to shut up about it?

VH1

@VH1

8 years

Please STFU about the rumor that #JayZ cheated on @Beyonce with @ToriKelly ! -___-

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6 years

Atlanta is ghetto until it’s time to move there cuz you think it’s a solution to your stagnant professional life or a breeding ground for your dreams that you aren’t talented enough to achieve regardless of residence

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6 years

It’s got to be the Facebook and the church blacks keeping this show alive. Once the Facebook and church black gets behind something it NEVER fails. Ask Tyler Perry.

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6 years

Jussie Smollett says "Empire" season 5 is about "growth and unity"

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8 years

Thats right..I remember several white girls making "Daquan" jokes, but now all of a sudden "Becky" is a racial slur?

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This man has been in jail for 509 days with no trial. This can't be constitutional. There's no way

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5 years

SEVEN of the wealthiest countries on earth could only scrape together $20 million?

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@AP

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BREAKING: G-7 countries have agreed to an immediate $20 million fund to help Amazon countries fight wildfires.

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i’m actually screaming at the idea of somebody who sounds like cardi b telling me i sound slow

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6 years

This is a rare 2nd trimester D&E. Over 90% of abortions take place in the first trimester. If y’all truly believe abortion is wrong, then why do yall find it necessary to mislead, misinform and exaggerate?

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4 years

now see. god don’t like ugly.

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5 months

they can straight up outlaw affirmative action in admissions and we still get blamed because these people literally cannot handle the idea of their own ineptitude 😭😭😭

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#GrowingUpInABlackChurch Preacher: "We on God's time, amen? We'll get out of here when God's done, amen?" Me:

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Lester: "This is Secretary Clinton's time to speak" Trump:

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8 years

Did half the country just play themselves LMAO

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TS Madison being on Renaissance while Khia is somewhere in Florida selling CDs in a Publix parking lot brings me joy

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whose downfall have you enjoyed watching the most?

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6 years

We wholeheartedly disagree lol

Bossip

@Bossip

6 years

Tyra Banks Says Looking Back, She Probably Shouldn't Have Aired The Infamous "We Were All Rooting For You" Moment

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She was so emotional afterward 😭

Yoncé Vocals

@YonceVocals

4 years

this was the epitome of black excellence.

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Remember when Beyonce finally addressed the elevator situation by calling us poor? I do

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I wasn’t implying that the plot was hard to understand....I was implying that it was forgettable. Please stop mentioning me with how smart you are and how you understood the colonialism metaphor. I didn’t ask.

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6 years

We love this song!

WSB-TV

@wsbtv

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Kemp's lead shrinks, Abrams to file new lawsuit

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4 years

Matt Bomer doesn't deserve this, don't be disrespectful

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5 years

The what trial??

Chris Jose

@ChrisJoseTV

5 years

#BREAKING Undisclosed settlement reached; Waffle House sex tape trial ends abruptly in Cobb County. Live starting at 4. @wsbtv

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6 years

Not only are they babies (and that should be enough) but they’re SIBLINGS. How sick in the head do you gotta be to sexualize this

ESSENCE

@Essence

6 years

What one mother saw as #BlackBoyJoy others deemed sexually inappropriate. This video of Ashlee Muhammad's twin sons kissing is creating quite a stir:

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Y’all are SO upset 😭😭 idk where Avatar Hive has been hiding all this time, but y’all are showing OUT today

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Imagine finally escaping your kids and going out and this come on in the club LMAO

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the funniest thing trump ever did and it’s not remotely close

no context college football

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4 years

Instead of grabbing a box of cheez-its...you grabbed a box of something called cheese nips...and expected it to NOT be pieces of yellow plastic?

ABC 13 News - WSET

@ABC13News

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RECALL: The @FDArecalls has recalled Cheese Nips over the presence of yellow plastic pieces. MORE:

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I’m SCREAMING, look at all these requirements, and then read the last sentence fjfjsjhdhdhfk

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4 years

chile the children are giving world tour choreo, what are we supposed to do with this

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Anybody: doesn’t capitalize the ‘g’ in God Y’all:

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You talking to the TL while you should be googling concussion symptoms. Idk why the lord even wastes his time on y'all

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Meghann Cuniff

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Just in: Tory Lanez has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion.

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boy do i have a history lesson for you

Donald J. Trump

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YOU DON’T BURN CHURCHES IN AMERICA!

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Jess hilarious is on a FOX sitcom? A network television show?? And she risks that bag & exposure to act an ass in public???

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every single year has been progressively worse since the day this image was created

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December 1st, it’s her time ❤️

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All these likes and I only got like one new follower

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That don’t sound like it counts

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BREAKING: Africa's first coronavirus death reported in Egypt. A German citizen.

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yts in the suburbs vote in 15 minutes and then yell “no excuses!” at minorities waiting in line for 11 hours djdjdjdjdjdj

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where was this energy when Whoopi told you to shut up?

Meghan McCain

@MeghanMcCain

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Good morning - to all the fellow conservative “girls” who won’t be quiet.

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well he shouldn’t have

Pop Base

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King Charles III turns 75.

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“y’all let political differences end your friendships?”

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the police were literally trying to boycott providing security to her concerts over formation lol

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Well the man killed himself for his complicity, I literally don’t know what else you want

coconut tree faller🍉

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i thought acab included military ?

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"Please stop cussing and screaming cuz I don't want you to get shot" A CHILD said those words A BABY had to worry about that

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The clapbacks were fun the first time in 2015. The joke has run it’s course.

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zendaya put a baby in him omg

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Tom Holland has announced he’s taking a year-long hiatus from acting. (via @extratv )

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"What you planning on doing with that major?" "What you planning on doing with that 10 month old weave in ur head?" #ThanksgivingClapBack

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If you’re a passenger on a moving bus and a nigga start attacking the driver, you gotta jump in a little quicker than that 😭

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A bus driver in Oklahoma was brutally attacked by an enraged passenger, resulting in a major crash ... and it was all caught on video! 😨

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it's time to revisit freedom of speech

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well i’m glad it’s all out on the table and we aren’t pretending. it’s much easier that way.

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I was just making a little jokey joke and now there’s Zionism discourse in my mentions

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2 years

How you gon tell a multimillionaire Brazilian supermodel what her dating pool will be like LMAO how in the fuck would you know

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@Hollywood_JT_

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Breaking up a family for this was so stupid. It’s gotta be something else. If not, wow. Hope she has her hazmat suit cuz the dating pool ain’t it

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the dnc votes against medicare for all & marijuana legalization being in their platfom, and then turn around and demand enthusiasm from young voters

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I just feel like if comedians are now too scared to tell jokes because they’re afraid they’ll get smacked, they’re not the “bold truth tellers” they want everyone to think they are lol

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today has been 9/11 for stunt queens

New York Post

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Jussie Smollett headed back to jail after conviction upheld by appeals court in hate crime hoax

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philip lewis

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NEW YORK (AP) — New indictment charges Rep. George Santos with stealing donor IDs, making unauthorized charges to their credit cards.

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here comes “i took poli sci 101 freshman year” twitter

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labeling sexuality is one of the dumbest things mankind has ever done lol

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They really talk about this stuff like it’s nothing. “Oops! Collateral damage. Our bad.” Like jesus CHRIST.

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like i understand fixing vocals happens all the time in the booth, but this is something we all heard live with our own ears, you can’t just tell us it didn’t happen 😂

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@AdrianXpression all that straining for WHAT

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Why are there baked beans in the potato

The Independent

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Millennials are being blamed for a fall in potato sales

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4 years

mr. anti-ghost writer defending plagiarism??????

MeekMill

@MeekMill

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B Simone canceled because she finnesed a book and made her way from the bottom lol what major companies y’all cancel for ripping our culture off? finding ways to display hate towards our own when they start doing good is showing amongst us a lot!

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when you see everybody arguing over whether trump or biden should get blame for afghanistan

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5 years

doing the lord’s work

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Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” prevents Taylor Swift from going No. 1...again:

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then get your ass off twitter and call joe manchin & tell him to fall in line

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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$600 is simply not enough when you have to choose between paying rent or putting food on the table. We need $2,000 stimulus checks.

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@swordsjew

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really wondering how the "operation warp speed" plans are gonna mesh with the literally millions of americans who sincerely believe the coronavirus vaccine is the mark of the beast, a thing from revelations

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.....friendship?

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5 years

Okay, this is the very last thing I'm saying lol. I didn't say nobody knew the premise. I said most people don't know the PLOT. As in what specific characters did what specific things at what specific points in the movie. That's different from giving me a 2 sentence summary.

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A word....that’s not in her vocabulary....came out of her mouth...but it’s not in her vocabulary....

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getting expelled and possibly arrested over a phone you likely would’ve gotten back at the end of the day, if not at the end of class…….i know the youth don’t have fully developed brains, but come on now

Fight Haven

@FightHaven

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Justified? Student Pepper Sprays her High School Teacher because he confiscated her phone in Antioch, Tennessee...

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