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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

10 years

I wrote this for him more than anything else. http://t.co/tcmCqIZzvl

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

8 months

He went home with Taylor Swift, Clay.

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Chris Rongey

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7 years

Figuring out the difference between 62 and 57

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 months

Wherever he is next, I hope he just rubs our faces in it. The Bears organization deserves it.

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@dave_bfr

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Justin Fields with a message to the city of Chicago.

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2 years

The attention to detail in 'Ozark' is really something

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Chris Rongey

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7 years

@shotgroupT @ninjaneds @BrianEly357 @kobebryant So you fought for those rights but then tell people not to exercise them? I don't get it.

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Chris Rongey

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6 months

The problem with the Justin Fields discourse is he’s playing for a team that gives him Almost no breathing room for growth, so when he does make a mistake, it’s disastrous. If he’s not flawless on every single play, the meatballs come out for blood.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

Leonard. You literally spent time in jail for sex crimes.

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@LennyDykstra

2 years

Can’t make a call myself. On the fence. The pedo look?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 months

Imagine having another DJ Moore, but the other one is 6'4"

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 years

If only more guys would do this...

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@PitchingNinja

6 years

Max Scherzer, Pace of Play Enforcer. ⏱️👮‍♂️

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Boston deserves 0 championships for at least the next 100 years.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

4 years

Tom Brady’s jersey being non-flammable is the most Tom Brady thing ever...

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Chris Rongey

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6 years

Ugh, the thing that sucks about this Mega Millions thing is I didn't buy a ticket but those are exactly the numbers I would've picked.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

1 year

@MattWalshBlog I don't know. It's possible your worldview blows. Something to consider.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@keithlaw @MikeElgan @twright55 Yes, I am also looking for this feature.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

Been wondering what Pauly D thinks about inflation

Justin Whang 🐙

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Chris Rongey

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4 years

@adamcbest I don't know, man. Every time I mail shit, it takes like 2 days to arrive at the other side of the country.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

8 months

If you actually paid attention to the game today and left the building doing this, you’re just a profound idiot. There’s no other way to look at it.

maddie

@maddie_spagnola

8 months

Fields fans screaming Caleb Williams leaving the stadium 🤣🤣

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

Guys, I have huge news: There is an arrow on your dashboard that tells you what side of the car the gas tank is on. Also, I don't work at 101 ESPN anymore.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@shotgroupT @ninjaneds @BrianEly357 @kobebryant You told him to stay in his lane. In other words, you're telling him to shut up. Which also means "don't exercise the rights I fought for"

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Chris Rongey

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3 years

Steve Stone just now: "Personally, I'm in favor of anything that aggravates the Twins. If you can aggravate the Twins, and then beat them, that's a good thing."

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 months

So, if Eberflus doesn’t even have the defense playing well in a game like this, what value does he provide exactly? Fun nicknames?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 months

Have to imagine Tyson Bagent is watching from the sideline thinking about all the things he can teach Justin Fields this week at practice.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

So, to get this straight: the entire family of the lady with coronavirus here in STL was told to self-quarantine, but dad decided to go to a crowded father-daughter dance anyway? That's some next-level dipshit selfishness right there, my friend.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

These are all definitely English words, but in no particular order.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Holy shit. Screw up your job as an official and actually get reprimanded for it? What universe is this?

United Football League

@TheUFL

4 years

XFL statement regarding Seattle-Houston game

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@TimBaffoe @SpeakerRyan My god, this guy is the absolute worst. How in the flying F can anyone think he's some kind of policy wizard?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

If I had a child who was murdered by a gunman at school, the last thing on Earth I'd want is fucking thoughts and prayers from Ted Cruz. Maybe that's just me.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

When people here cry about having to wait a little longer for a package, or about having to wear a mask for 10 minutes, I hope they realize we're pretty lucky we don't have a neighbor country trying to invade us all the time.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

This mf'er is GALLOPING in 3.5 ft of snow

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Deep snow. Moose locomotive coming thru...

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@ChrisRongey

6 months

I really hate this Bears coaching staff

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 months

Justin Fields is imperfect and he makes mistakes. The point is, though, there is SO much to work with in his game and a competent coaching staff will unlock it.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 years

@Ecnerwal23 @AlbertBreer Christ, this guy. I'm fascinated by the people who believe an 8-yr-old receiving a keepsake for playing a little league season sets them up for failure as an adult. The idea itself is tremendously fucking stupid, but the people who believe it are really something.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

@RexChapman The fuck does that even mean? Could we take a break on the crazy for like a week please? Christ.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

This man is having an ice cream cone in the dugout in the middle of the game and I've never wanted to be another person more than I do right now.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 years

Tommy Pham is just the absolute best.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 years

Aren't very many sounds better than 19,000 Bostonians all shutting the f*** up all at once.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 years

I would pay money to never be exposed to another political ad the rest of my life.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

1 year

@nypost What is it exactly you think you’ve proven here?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

Grandal: "I told myself today, 'Be you. You're either going to hit a home run or you're going to walk.'" That's the best.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

Baseball is more fun when the Twins are ass.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

8 months

Big part of me hopes Justin Fields goes somewhere else, figures it out, and just dominates. The Bears will deserve every bit of it.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 months

How in the hell do you blow this one?

Detroit Tigers

@tigers

6 months

One of the top voices in sports is coming to the 313! Renowned broadcaster @jasonbenetti has inked a multi-year contract to be our television play-by-play announcer. 🔗:

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Never known anyone like him. Truly I haven't. And there isn't a chance on Earth I ever will again. Ed Farmer was generous. He cared about people. He was funny, often times on purpose. He knew everybody. I think, literally, everybody. Goodbye, friend.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

8 months

Probably just go ahead and go in because I'm not a weirdo.

Libs of TikTok

@libsoftiktok

8 months

Imagine pulling up for lunch to a restaurant and there’s a massive Bud Light right in front. What do you do?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

The Cubs were tied for first 12 days ago and are going to be 9 games out by the end of the night. This collapse is one of the most impressive I've seen.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 years

The guy fixing this field is either really enjoying this or wishing it was over like 3 minutes ago.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

I hosted Sox postgame for a decade and I would've turned in my own mother to the FBI for a crime she didn't commit just to have an 11.5 game lead in August. Would've been so great.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

This is just so sad but also kind of hilarious

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 months

Even if the Bears miraculously prevent Detroit from scoring here, it’s evident this coaching staff absolutely blows. Some of these guys should have coordinate their own travel back to Chicago.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 months

I know you’re just the social media person, but could you ask one of the people in charge how many hits to the head Justin Fields is allowed to take before your people call a penalty? Let me know, @NFLOfficiating . Appreciate it.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

Carl's Jr. Is better than Hardee's.

Pete Prisco

@PriscoCBS

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Andy Dalton is better than Nick Foles.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@shotgroupT @ninjaneds @BrianEly357 @kobebryant FFS

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

Steve and Jason are already doing a solid job subtly trolling TLR throughout the night. "3-0, you swingin'?"

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@shotgroupT @ninjaneds @BrianEly357 @kobebryant

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Strong disagree. If dudes are contracting the sh*t and jeopardizing the season because they're breaking protocols and doing stuff they know they're not supposed to be doing, everyone has the right to know that. If they were doing nothing wrong, they have nothing to worry about.

Bob Nightengale

@BNightengale

4 years

#STLCards president John Mozeliak says it's "sickening'' there are people digging into why the #STLCards had an outbreak.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 years

Not exactly sure what's happening at my old job, but @Jason1Goff and @MattSpiegel670 belong on the air. Today is a total shame.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

I’m no Mark Grote - who is no Les Grobstein - but I do some of my best work before 5am. That’s why I’ll be hosting some of the nights Mark isn’t. Grote is 60% insane, and I’m only about 20%. It literally takes multiple people to recreate Les, who was 100% certifiable.

Mark Grote

@markgrotesports

2 years

I'm no Les Grobstein, but I've agreed to take the first swing at "Score-Overnights" beginning tonight. I'll give you more details at midnight on @670TheScore

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 months

Great point, guys. We've been perfectly safe here this whole time. Unless you're at a grade school, high school, college campus, movie theater, concert, grocery store, church, night club, office building, restaurant, or Walmart. Other than that, no problems.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

By far, the best thing about the Maui Invitational every year is a Gene Honda sighting.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

Matt Nagy could become a legend right now if he just calmly lays his play card and headset on the grass, says nothing to anyone, and walks back into the tunnel and never comes back out. Legend.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Joe Buck is excellent. I won't be accepting your slander here.

FOX Sports: NFL

@NFLonFOX

4 years

Awesome moment as Joe @Buck finds out live on TV that he will be joining his father in the Pro Football Hall of fame! Congratulations Joe! 🙏

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 months

Man's got a point

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@JamesRadio

4 months

Friends in Chicago making fun of Buffalo for needing to shovel the stadium. Bro when’s the last time you used your stadium in late January?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

Goodbye, Chicago. Thank you for having me.

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@ChrisRongey

2 months

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸

@RepMTG

8 months

The Senate no longer enforcing a dress code for Senators to appease Fetterman is disgraceful. Dress code is one of society’s standards that set etiquette and respect for our institutions. Stop lowering the bar!

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

There’s still time for Rodgers to retire and then unretire real quick so he doesn’t feel left out.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Did we forget to congratulate Illinois on the Blues' Stanley Cup win?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

@Bease11 No. Nobody knows what the fuck you're taking about, man.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

Just heard the Rocky Wirtz thing for the first time and I don’t think it’s possible to yikes hard enough at that. Good lord, man. Embarrassing.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Last time the @whitesox made the postseason, I didn't have any grey hair yet. Congrats to my Sox people.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 months

I started taking Sox postgame calls in '06. Did it for 10 yrs. Sometimes after games, people would threaten to quit being Sox fans. I knew it was just venting. But this is the first time I've heard it from so many people at once, and I absolutely believe them this time.

Bob Nightengale

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Attention all shoppers. Chicago White Sox GM Chris Getz: "I've made it very clear that the White Sox are willing to listen in on any of our players.''

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

You know how you tend to soften in your opinions of sports figures you despise after they retire? Not for me with Joe West. Not ever. This guy sucks so bad and the game is better without him. Go away forever.

Sox On 35th

@SoxOn35th

2 years

Joe West has officially retired, which means it’s the perfect time to revisit this iconic rant by Hawk Harrelson.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 months

I'm telling you, He's going to ball in Pittsburgh. Let's just hope the new guy makes us forget it.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Here's a perfect solution: these idiots have to stay in the Ozarks for the next month. They get to "live their lives without fear" all they want, and the rest of us in cities get to not have them come back and spread their diseases. COVID, chlamydia, whatever. Who says no?

Max Baker

@maxbaker_15

4 years

This video is on Snapchat in the Lake of the Ozarks? Unreal. What are we doing?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

@Russ_Dorsey1 Make Gregory unemployable, Russ. Fuck that guy.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

10 months

This is truly one of the greatest baseball things I’ve seen. Opposing fans supporting the rival to tell their garbage ownership to sell. Awesome moment.

NBC Sports Bay Area & CA

@NBCSAuthentic

10 months

A’s and Giants fans unite in a fan-organized "Sell the Team" chant at Oracle Park

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 years

@soIoucity @aaron_clarey I don't know who the hell an "Aaron Clarey" is but someone needs to locate his body.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

That's my punter

St. Louis Blues

@StLouisBlues

4 years

What's up, @MarquetteKing ! #TeamSTL

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@dailycallout @JimNorton @Reebok They probably gained millions too.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 months

Bears losing today is fine. Hopefully closer to the realization: Fire these people.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

A 6 part documentary on Derek Jeter feels like 5 too many parts.

Andrew Marchand

@AndrewMarchand

3 years

The Captain will be a 6-part documentary, arriving in 2022.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@Mr_Sneid @shotgroupT @ninjaneds @BrianEly357 @kobebryant Guy's really digging in.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

@JOEL9ONE If I didn't know any better, I'd think the dude with the red tie is high as f*ck.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

5 months

I would just like to say I thought Aaron Rodgers was a giant asshole way before the vaccine thing, if he asks

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

Considering the decade of enraged phonecalls I took from Sox fans, I respectfully request a pair of seats to every World Series game in 2020

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

There's a 97% chance the Oatly commercial idea pitch meeting was "it has to be so bad people will tweet about us." Oatly is smarter than all of us.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

Why is it so difficult to say "I condemn white supremacists. They have no place in our society"? I just typed it out and it was super easy.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 months

Curious how it feels to be literally the only Sox fan who thinks this

SoxFan Chris

@SoxFanChrisG

6 months

@ChrisRongey Good riddance. Now he can go tell his sophomoric jokes somewhere else. Thank god!

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

Weird night in STL. Fireworks show on the left, police helicopter circling in the distance on the right. #STLVerdict

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

No matter your party, can we all agree that flying full-sized flags of any kind from the back of your vehicle is kind weird?

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

Because usually runners are paying attention to what's directly on front of them.

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@granthpaulsen

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You don't see many collisions like this in the infield.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

3 years

@Jim_Jordan One time about 4-5 years ago, I had a stomach virus. Felt seriously awful for about 24 hours. It was coming out both ends. Really, really bad. Maybe the sickest I've ever felt. I miss that virus more than I miss him.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 years

"Yo, trust me, dude. Ain't your fault the bullpen sucks."

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

I don't know, guys. I'm starting to think NFL officiating is dogshit.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 years

Hey, dumbs**t. I left town 10 months before that guy got there. Go jump in the lake and breathe as hard as you can.

todd80486

@Todd_Mcquein886

6 years

@ChrisRongey So glad wscr and jimmy decastro fired your ass and sent you to the STL.

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

4 years

Looks like I've lost about 60 followers in the last several days. Make no mistake, I will work as hard as I possibly can to earn them back. I will go door to door if I have to. I miss them. I need them. Tell me, what did I do wrong?? I promise I will change. I'm sorry!

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

7 years

@TimBaffoe Oh this is clear pandering. But people who look at what he does and believe he's a genius aren't qualified to make that judgement

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@ChrisRongey

8 months

@Jpfromlbc Yeah ok

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Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

2 years

I was always told by adults "don't go lookin' for trouble" but apparently that's legal now.

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@ChrisRongey

6 months

I’m still right about this.

Chris Rongey

@ChrisRongey

6 months

The problem with the Justin Fields discourse is he’s playing for a team that gives him Almost no breathing room for growth, so when he does make a mistake, it’s disastrous. If he’s not flawless on every single play, the meatballs come out for blood.

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4 years

Just went into the store wearing a mask while 95% of everyone else was wearing one too, and I cannot describe how not a big deal it was.

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