Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28 @ChrisEstrada85 Twitter profile

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

7 years

I didn't smoke meth in a motel room with prostitutes in Gardena, CA 9 years ago so that a 21 year old can talk to me today like we're peers.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

As a Mexican/Latino I actually don’t feel represented by the Namor character in the new Black Panther movie because I can’t swim. If Namor was wearing basketball shorts at the beach and only going in knee high into the ocean then I would’ve felt seen.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

5 years ago I worked the Golden Globes as a valet driver at The Beverly Hilton & I told myself "one day I'll be here accepting an award." Today I'm a comedian/writer & I have to go to bed early because I have an early shift at the warehouse tomorrow. Remember dreams are bullshit!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 years

Two women I dated in my twenties that I got pregnant got abortions. Thanks to Roe v. Wade they avoided having me as a father to their children. Trust me I would've been an awful loser dad. #RoeVWade

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 years

Joe Rogan had Snoop Dogg on his podcast and he asked him if the West Coast East Coast beef was still going on. Rogan is a fucking dork.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

Being friends with your ex is a level of maturity that's stupid. Only a child wants to be friends with everyone. Have some resentment and enemies like a damn healthy adult!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu coming soon next year #thisfoolhulu #thisfool

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

The White guy was a BLM counter-protester. Imagine thinking you're superior to a dude who is so buff that his face is also buff and then he carries you to safety like a baby.

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@thehill

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Black protester who carried injured white man to safety in London says he wanted to avert "catastrophe"

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

Proof that even successful people can be losers.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 months

UPDATE: @ThisFoolHulu HAS BEEN CANCELLED Thanks to the fans who watched both seasons of This Fool, posted about it, & recommended it to others. It truly means a lot. Hopefully the show will live on to be a classic comedy that is rewatched & discovered by new viewers. Thank you

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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10 months

Well @ThisFoolHulu didn’t get any Emmy nominations but the other day I was walking down the street and a guy with a LA Dodgers neck tattoo yelled out “ay I like your show!” So I guess we got that.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 years

Please validate me. All ten episodes of @ThisFoolHulu are on @hulu right now! Check it out. Tell your friends and family about it. Fuck it tell your enemies.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

No longer supporting small businesses because they never let you use their restrooms. Meanwhile, Target is like “yeah foo I know you got IBS go blow up the bathroom homie all good.”

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

It was always my goal to go hiking at Griffith Park, come across P-22 in person, and then have him kill me. R.I.P. Playboy-22

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

This will make you feel old

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Feliz Dia De Muertos, the kid from COCO is 17 now, lives in Koreatown, and he's a tagger.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

When I was 14 I was robbed by my cousin. He said "See my friends over there they were gonna beat your ass & rob you but I said I'll handle it" I asked "You're still gonna rob me?" He said "Yeah but you're my cousin I'm not gonna beat your ass" That's the difference b/w Dems & GOP

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Whenever I used to see a news story about a female teacher having sex with her underage male student I used to think that was hot. I didn’t know what the problem was. But now I understand that there is a victim & that victim is the man who lost his wife to a handsome 8th grader.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

Test scores at Inglewood High School were so low that the state made teachers read to us. So my algebra teacher Mr. Payne would read us Harry Potter and every time some kid would yell out "If you're not gonna make voices for each character what the's point." We were seniors.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

I don't know who needs to hear this but

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

6 months

Watch @ThisFoolHulu Season 2 Michael Imperioli is in it and also a rooster.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

10 months

Just a reminder that season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu drops july 28

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

I've been in quarantine with my girlfriend for 3 weeks now and we're getting along good and not fighting at all. It gets me mad because now I know I gotta marry this bitch. Damn, I thought I still had one more shitty relationship in me.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

29 days

What LA is to Mexicans and Atlanta is to Black people, Minneapolis is that for White people. I’m at a pub and they’re out here singing Disney songs for karaoke.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Check it out @ThisFoolHulu listed as one of “The Best TV Shows of 2022” by the @NewYorker

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 years

If you didn’t get Covid in the 1st year you were a mature responsible person. But if you haven’t gotten Covid by now you’re a fucking loser. You’re like that kid who gets an award for not missing a day of school.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Looking to ignore your family and binge watch something, check out @ThisFoolHulu on @hulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 months

I grew up translating for my immigrant parents. Do you have any idea how hard it to be in the 3rd grade and have to translate what an adjustable rate mortgage is. I got my parents into so many bad deals.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

If you ever see Latino couples of ages 15-49 going heavy on the PDA, it's because every room in their house has someone in it. The only time they get privacy is in public.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 month

Happy Birthday to Michael Imperioli aka Minister Payne aka Feel The Payne on OnlyFans. I’m exploiting his bday to remind you to watch or rewatch @ThisFoolHulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

I don't like being around my girlfriend when it rains because anytime I catch her staring out the window I feel like she's thinking about the one that got away. Bitch, how about the one that is right here making you chamomile tea!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

10 months

Because of the WGA & SAG strike that I fully support I can’t tweet about the show that will remain nameless that I star in and co-created but isn’t it crazy that me and Cillian Murphy do the same thing.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 years

Watch @ThisFoolHulu on @hulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

When I was 17, I got arrested for tagging. My mom went to pick me up at the police station. The cops brought me out in handcuffs & told my mom that if she wanted to kick my ass they wouldn't stop her. My mom stared at the cops & then proceeded to beat my ass. Happy Mother's Day.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

8 months

I don't like being around my girlfriend when it rains because anytime I catch her staring out the window I feel like she's thinking about the one that got away. How about the one that is right here making your ass tea?!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

10 months

just a reminder that season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu drops july 28

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Just saw the new Chris Rock special. It’s great. Just wanna say that I hung with Will Smith aka Big Willie and he knew I wasn’t the Chris to fuck with.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

back at it. season two premieres july 28 on @hulu . #thisfoolhulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

I always told myself I would stay humble no matter what but it's hard pretending I'm just like everyone else when I own a Dyson vacuum. I'm out here talking to motherfuckers with dirty ass floors acting like we're the same. We ain't the same. I got a Dyson, bitch!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

6 months

Feliz Dia De Muertos, the kid from COCO is 17 now, lives in Koreatown, and he's a tagger with an Edgar haircut.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

7 months

You’re welcome. I basically told them “look if you don’t agree to our demands I’m gonna start swinging on you foos.” Some of you nerds don’t understand this but sometimes violence is the answer.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

11 months

sneak peek photos of @ThisFoolHulu season 2. premieres July 28

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

I made the Nepotism Babies of Hollywood list! I inherited my mom’s diabetes and my dad’s funeral cost.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

I just want to remind single people who might find themselves feeling lonely today that Valentine's Day is just a fictitious holiday that means nothing unless you have a partner that loves you, like I do! Have fun you unloveable losers.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 months

Did y’all notice that Katt Williams didn’t bring my name up? Maybe it’s cuz I’m a real one or he has no idea who the fuck I am. Either or.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

New Year! Same me! Gonna continue to thrive off negativity and being a hater.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Thanks to the @nytimes for listing @ThisFoolHulu episode 5 “Sandy Says” as one of The Best TV Episodes of 2022

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

The line up for Coachella sucks. I remember when Coachella had ugly headlining bands like The Pixies play and ugly people like me and my friends went to go to see them. Make Coachella Ugly Again.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

10 months

july 28 season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu “i got new philosophy fuck you pay us” #ThisFoolHulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

At some point you realize that you're alive because your parents were horny. It's weird that at some point your mom told your dad "give me that dick" and your dad was like "yeah you love this dick huh" (my parents said it in Spanish) and nine months later you were fucking born.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

I don't like being around my girlfriend when it rains because anytime I catch her staring out the window I feel like she's thinking about the one that got away. Bitch, how about the one that is right here making you tea.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 months

Watch Season 2 @ThisFoolHulu on @hulu / BTS photo from Season 2 Episode 8 The Bigger Man

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

A parrot in Brazil that was trained to warn its drug dealer owners of when cops were close-by is now in custody and not talking. Proving that he was either trained badly or that he's a real one.

Police seize 'super obedient' lookout parrot trained by Brazilian drug dealers

Bird was taught to alert criminals to officers’ presence, according to reports: ‘As soon as the police got close he started shouting’

www.theguardian.com

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

9 months

The government should talk to these movie and TV studios and be like "Look we need you to pay these writers and actors fairly because if there's not going to be any new shows to distract people they're going to realize we're fucking them."

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

If you ever see a war and one side there's soldiers with top notch weaponry, protective gear, and uniforms and the other side is fighting in jeans, t-shirts, and sneakers and you're wondering who the bad guys are. Trust me it usually ain't the foos wearing dirty ass Reeboks.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

10 months

july 28 season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu drops "i've got a new philosophy. fuck you. pay us." #thisfoolhulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

I recently shit my pants in front of my girlfriend and that made me realize I’m ready to marry her because that’s something a husband does. Boyfriends are cool and there ain’t no going back to being cool after your ass explodes during a hike.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 years

Check out @ThisFoolHulu on @hulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

If there's advice I can give to protesters who maybe didn't grow up in the hood, have never been shot at, & can't run fast. If cops start shooting rubber bullets at you & there's nothing to shield you: zig-zag run. Advice that was given to me as a teen & it saved my life once.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

I'm not like other comedians I'm actually moving to Austin to quit stand-up.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

THEY (Hollywood Illuminati) gave an IDIOT (Me) a show.

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

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Chris Estrada Comedy ‘This Fool’ Ordered At Hulu As Streamer Looks To Broaden Scripted Strategy

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

My girlfriend and I were at the store and she came up to me angry telling me some guy had been following her around the store and catcalling her. So as a man right away I asked "Is he bigger than me?"

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 months

I’m 5’11 as a Mexican that’s pretty tall. Any Mexican dude above 5’11 has Andre The Giant disease.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 months

This Fool won 69 Emmys.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

The @washingtonpost listed @ThisFoolHulu as one of the Best of TV in 2022

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Thanks to the @THR for picking @ThisFoolHulu episode “Fuck The Rich” as one of the best episodes of 2022.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

Stand-up comedy: The least important thing in the world to protest or defend.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 months

I just want to remind single people who might find themselves feeling lonely today that Valentine's Day is just a fictitious holiday that means nothing unless you have a partner that loves you, like I do! Have fun you unloveable losers.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

I left my lady alone around my nephew and now they're dating.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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8 months

Chicago! I’m shamelessly exploiting this photo I took with Will Smith (he knew I wasn’t the Chris to fuck with) to promote my shows this weekend starting tonight at the @ChicagoImprov Sept 1st-3rd

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

11 months

Ey @ThisFoolHulu Season 2 premieres July 28th. Watch for the first time or rewatch Season 1. Thanks

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

This Jussie Smollett story reminds me of that time when I wanted to start a conversation with my ex so I sent her a text pretending it was a group text saying "New phone lost several contacts please text back with your name" & she text back "You're a loser."

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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2 years

When I die let the media know I came from working class people. My mom was a nanny to John Mulaney and my father was Nick Kroll’s gardener.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

Marc Maron just called me again to ask if I wanted to do WTF. I told him, "You remember what went down between us at the Aspen Comedy Festival back in 98?" He said "Not really" and I said "Well I do" and I hung up.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

7 months

I’ve reached peak minor Latino celebrity status! I’ll be a judge at the 2023 @kcrw Tortilla Tournament this Sunday Oct 8th at @smorgasburgLA check out the interview below and RSVP.

Chris Estrada is our 2023 KCRW Tortilla Tournament Judge!

If you haven't seen Hulu's This Fool , then you don't love Los Angeles. Co-creator, star, and writer Chris Estrada's love letter to South L.A. is television at its best: hilarious, scabrous, poigna...

www.kcrw.com

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

I went to Inglewood High School & during my time there their was race riots between Blacks & Latinos. One year I tried to stop a fight between a Latino kid & Black kid by telling them about the power of racial unity. My speech was so powerful they united together to kick my ass.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

I saw that there's a KKK Rally in Huntington Beach. Imagine being that racist and living by the beach. Get up in the morning, look at the waves crashing, and think to yourself "Man I hate Mexicans and don't get me started on the you know who's."

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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2 months

@the_bennett Wish it wasn’t so. Thanks for watching it! It means a lot 🙏

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

When I was 17, I got arrested for tagging. My mom went to pick me up at the police station. The cops brought me out in handcuffs & told my mom that if she wanted to kick my ass they wouldn't stop her. My mom stared at the cops & then proceeded to beat my ass. Happy Mother's Day.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

2 years

My favorite most insightful review by @kvanaren at @vulture

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Nothing annoys me more than couples who break-up and remain friends. Just hate each other like normal mature people. Only dumb children want to be friends with everyone. Real adults hold grudges.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

Just got off the phone with Joe Rogan, he asked me to be the first comic to open up his club in Austin, TX. I said "Joe, I love you but I've heard the shit you be talking about California." He asked "Is that a problem?" I said "Joe, I am California."

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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8 months

Here to shamelessly exploit a photo I took with Fred Armisen to let you know that I’m headlining this weekend at the @ChicagoImprov Sept 1st-3rd. Fred would love it if you went. Ticket link in bio #thisfoolhulu #Chicago #standupcomedy

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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8 months

Hey Chicago! I’m shamelessly exploiting this photo I took with Michael Imperioli to let you know that I’m headlining this weekend at the @ChicagoImprov Sept 1st-3rd. TICKET LINK IN BIO

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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1 year

Thanks to @RollingStone Magazine for having @ThisFoolHulu on their list of The 25 Best TV Episodes of 2022

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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1 year

Thanks to @NewYorker for listing @ThisFoolHulu as one of the best TV shows of 2022

The New Yorker

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1 year

See some of the best TV shows of 2022, including “Hacks,” “My Brilliant Friend,” “This Fool,” and “This is Going to Hurt.”

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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2 years

People who work out in the morning right after waking up are psychopaths. It takes me about 5 hours after waking up to even be okay with being alive.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

1 year

Thinking about starting a podcast where I smoke cigars with others stand-up comedians and we talk about comedy. Ya know something that hasn’t been done before.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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5 months

It’s Thanksgiving, celebrate the gluttony by sitting your ass down after a full meal and watch season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu on @hulu

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 years

I hate when people write about LA as a city that solely exist based on the superficiality of "Hollywood" because it's a one dimensional look that ignores the lives of Angelenos that live outside the entertainment industry. Which is what my TV pilot is about! I need to be famous!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

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3 years

I just called my mom a boomer and told her to decolonize her diet. She asked "que es boomer?" Can you believe that?! Classic boomer. I'm gonna go yell at her again before she goes to work at 4am.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 months

This line up for Coachella is out and it sucks. I remember when Coachella had ugly headlining bands like The Cure and ugly people like me and my friends went to go to see them. Make Coachella Ugly Again.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

5 months

I do a joke about Taylor Swift and I’m scared that one night I’m going to be walking to my car and 30 White women are going to be standing there and say “heard you been talking shit.” There’s three groups I’m scared of the Sinaloa Cartel, the Russian mob, and Swifties.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

My favorite part of being born & raised in LA is waking up to go to my warehouse job, going home to take a shower so I don't stink, then getting stuck in awful traffic, getting to this open mic & some open miker not from here tells us how fake LA is & people don't have jobs here.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

3 years

Obama shooting that 3 makes me wish we could go back to having a pres. who could play basketball, deport 3 mil ppl, including an estimated 1.7 mil ppl who had no criminal record, & 542 drone strikes with an estimated 3,797 kills, including 324 civilians. Just a cool ass prez!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

If you live in a major city and you're complaining about fireworks you're actually complaining about a grown ass Latino man who has a blue-collar job and might never escape the working class cycle of economic insecurity. Fireworks is all we fucking have!

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

4 years

I just donated to the Bernie Sanders campaign because I feel like no other candidate is really looking out for the interests of people with Cricket Wireless phones. We are the marginalized and despite our shitty phone service our voices we will be heard.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

7 months

I once worked at an animal hospital as a parking lot attendant & cleaning up dog shit. One time my finger poked thru the bag & went into dogshit. I washed my hands, cried, & thought this was a sign to follow my dreams. The next day I went back & worked there for 9 more months.

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Chris Estrada - Texas Arlington Improv April 26-28

@ChrisEstrada85

10 months

When I was 8 I went on the submarine ride at Disneyland and that was enough for me to be like “ not ever doing that shit again.”

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