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@ChewinTheRagPod
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9 months
@AlboBoyy @altoidsrevenge This is called “I still need to be able to get out of a speeding ticket”
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5 months
I’ll get to the bottom of this somehow.
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6 months
@BrendanSchaub @francis_ngannou Hey, of all the complaints.. this ain’t it. Learn the rules
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9 months
@dillondanis @DAZNBoxing @LoganPaul I’ll cashapp everybody who likes this tweet $25 when Danis backs out.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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9 months
@PatMcAfeeShow Hell yeah, the people’s main event:
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9 months
@impact_united @jedigoodman There’s a reason he emphasized really, Paul participates in loosely regulated boxing. Nate is a UFC vet. But to actually answer your question, another MMA guy past his prime to be honest.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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7 months
@twrecks155 @dillondanis He’d pull out the fight anyway, no worries
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9 months
@TemplesTantrum @Jayleejnr Nah he’s like 40, he always says that though lmao
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@xohiraa @LennessyBlack People acting like Wallace wasn’t someone everyone rooted for on The Wire lmao. He killed that role.
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3 months
@sammorril Wasted no time stealing this one
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@LG_Blount @tkelce @PatrickMahomes Juju annoying but everyone ganging up on him over memes is soft lmao
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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3 years
@NFL @steelers @Cowboys “How many points will Dallas score?
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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9 months
@jimboslice07 @PatMcAfeeShow @danorlovsky7 Bro threw 12 TD in one practice and they talking about 3 camp INT. They’re just meat riding him for engagement
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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3 months
@iamSauceGardner We thought the same, he was flying.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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3 years
@MMAUFCUSA @D4n1kCs @ufc You don’t, that’s what gives them the true Conor experience.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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7 months
@PRINCE_ANGELUS_ @jonmachota Nah I think it highlights the fact that he’s under a microscope and as a teammate you want to show support especially at low points. He didn’t have to say this, he chose to while other guys pout and shrug. Respect to Ferg.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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5 months
The amount of attacks outside of football this dude gets. Crazy.
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5 months
This is so beautiful 🥹
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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5 months
@Jayronkearse8 Way too obvious.
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4 months
@WedgeBuster88 Lmaoo this is peak comedy
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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2 years
@KoolNurd @ramseyboltin @DailyLoud You gotta capitalize THUG 😭 they really type it with their chest on these apps
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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8 months
@QuincyAvery Lmao I couldn’t name an MLB player in high school but had a hat collection that would tell you otherwise.
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@ShannonSharpe Dan Campbell leaving Green Bay.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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8 months
@MicahhParsons11 40-0 week one is crazy
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9 months
@MannyDino1 @impact_united @jedigoodman Lmao no way you truly believe that, Nate already spoke on an MMA offer and why PFL isn’t going to happen.
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@ImADakFan @jonmachota Lmao he was “pissed off” last year and made 0 moves to improve. He’s the reason time is running out.
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3 years
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6 months
@arielhelwani Rightfully so. After that knockdown Francis hung around, stayed planted and let Fury dictate everything. Landed a few shots, but that wasn’t going to win the match. Francis got his 💼 regardless, who cares.
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5 months
@VoiceOfTheStar Diggs standing over him but let Adams try and be the bully on his behalf. Rolling with Fergo forever.
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4 months
@PWillican3 And his shit was getting tipped by defenders lmao. Dak was hitting dudes in the numbers or throwing with anticipation and dudes just weren’t going where they needed
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@Intimidator21 @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo Overrated by WHO? He’s one of the most hated on QB in the league lmao
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8 months
@ESPNNFL Jets don’t move their corners, he was hardly on Lamb. Don’t try and spin something that isn’t there. “Targeted once” why target Sauce when 88 has Reed on him lmao.
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3 months
@Actionman513 I was with you on the headbutt for sure, the downed opponent thing is corny.
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8 months
@powerlifting41 @TheOnlyOcho @jasrifootball @clarencehilljr Shiiiit sedate me for 4+ hours. Getting tattooed is boring as hell
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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7 months
@FootsDaKing He’s been a trashy player, gets a pass by literally everyone. League included
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5 months
@iamSauceGardner It’s Baby Kaep in the van huh
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6 months
@STG_Yeh1 Tell 4 check his DM, he left girl heartbroken.
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7 months
@EmmanuelAcho @davidhelman_ @SpeakOnFS1 Insane that shady sucks so bad he needs to be “checked” Not surprising for this show though.
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3 months
@MikeASperrazza @RapSheet Because the NFL had to make a rule to ensure minority groups were even getting looked at for positions like this
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5 months
@EmmanuelAcho @dallascowboys “Against bad QBs” Then where’s everyone else’s? Eagles corners play in this division, where their record? It’s special no matter what you spin it to be.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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2 years
@jtuck151 One of the reasons I fuck with Zeke. Dude will take a hit and walk away but will step up for his boy if it happens to him. Be nice if it was reciprocated (not by Dak)
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@es3_09 I still don’t love it honestly, I was a big MG guy and I like Cooks a lot but i think I want a younger WR with some real speed.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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6 years
@KillerMike I told ya suckas , I told ya suckas. “First I told ya on RTJ 1 Then I told ya on RTJ 2 And u still ain’t believe me, so here we go, RTJ 3 Oh still? K I’m telling u again on RTJ 4 ..Tellin u on 5 now” @therealelp chimes in “AYE I’m tellin u on RTJ 6” KM “yeah yeah.”
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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7 months
@DonteWhitner @cheetah Lmao it’s literally hate.
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5 months
@MicahhParsons11 Lmaoo this a visual representation of that C4 trying to get out your system
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9 months
@stclairashley Not sure how anyone can read this and blame Zuck lmao. Elon dancing around it, nobody “practices” with their opponent.
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5 months
@SmootRock800 @bigplay24slay Nah because realistically even that Smitty grab he played good with coverage. Hurts and Smith deserve the credit for that TD. Great throw, perfect ball.
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7 months
@Marcus_Mosher Passing opened up Got WR1 the ball Run defense stepped up Dak showing his athleticism is still there Plenty to be happy with, sure it’s not perfect but Jesus lmao.
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9 months
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5 years
@arielhelwani Don’t like him, but he’s an animal.
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7 months
@XXL Lmaoo she dances like a Pup Named Scooby-Doo chase scene.
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2 years
@henrythegoatt @The_BGG_ @davidhelman_ “Goff had only been sacked 7 times before this this game” Just say you missed the point lmao
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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3 years
@_jennaplot @countdevula @kaziamelx We didn’t, we waited for our black friends to start it up and just ran with them lmao. Otherwise we called it ding dong ditch, even though that was a different game entirely 😂
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5 months
@defytalkcowboys @Prez The little staredown after the INT too. He’s too cold.
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5 months
@WedgeBuster88 Of all the dumb shit I’ve said and put on here. Lmao.
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7 months
@RapSheet “All of them”
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4 months
@ShannonSharpe Least you admit it’s hating. Hate on hurts though since you’re asking
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2 years
@NFLonCBS People gonna shit on his 2021 production but before his PCL injury, he was having one of the best years of his career. He was really efficient, above average pass blocking, and still getting above average YPC. Our play callers should’ve let him heal and utilized Pollard.
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@MarlonTewClutch @yrnIsaias @dallascowboys Lmao he supposed to catch it too?
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@markaaronnelson @MonoldSamuel @ItsEurb @ProFootballDoc The glove falls off the ball when removed from his hand. Was never stuck
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@Nincs_Arcom @SoldierOfRomero @MMAFighting Colby a professional cop caller on top of that lmao
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5 months
@DezBryant @barstoolsports Barstool is hot garbage.
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7 months
@Irish_Cowboys @jonmachota What? The whole team consistently brings up Dak’s leadership, that’s really what you got from this?
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2 years
@WillHarrisAOAF Have to consider short notice. He’s never missed weight before, he was trying to help save the fight. He’s one of the more dedicated guys in the sport and now he’s gonna be getting his name dragged.
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@jonmachota If MM hit the griddy, I would’ve grabbed a custom jersey with his name.
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5 months
@Cowboys_FanTalk “We’re gonna stat pad” would’ve been more respectable to say honestly lmao
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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9 months
@JasonColbert1 @dillondanis @DAZNBoxing @LoganPaul Correct, but neither does Dillon when he tweets these out so it’s all good
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7 months
@jasrifootball @AndrewBrandt Give jones this 49ers team and that looks like a steal. Let’s not kid ourselves.
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7 months
@Marcus_Mosher Yeah, god forbid he stand. Maybe he should’ve slammed a RB out of bounds instead
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9 months
@arielhelwani “Not sure what is the issue” Says “negative” whenever someone tweets what they think it is. Either you know something or you don’t lmao.
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5 months
@Cowboys_FanTalk Nah cause when my QB was recovering from an injury on his throwing hand, he got no slack. Sure - I believe that injury is worse than we’re being told, I also believe that oline ain’t holding up regardless. So it is what it is.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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3 years
This Raekwon/Ghost Verzuz is insane. And they brought out Cappa 🐐🐐🐐🐐
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6 months
@MicahhParsons11 It means we should add Myles to the lineup for fun
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7 months
@BillyQMMA That’s why Danis is being playful, he don’t want real smoke with Mike. Perry beats the fuck out of him lmao
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4 months
@ShannonSharpe Dak played bad, but he wasn’t even top 12 worse players on the field today which is crazy.
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2 years
@forsureski @MattLWK @MicahhParsons11 @DezBryant “Oh this a easy user lurk” Corner just refuses to do anything but stand there 😂
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3 years
@donaldglover Don’t really need to be compared tbh, both great in different ways
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@obj Crazy how you already fit in with the locker room 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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9 months
@TemplesTantrum @Jayleejnr He got me the first time I heard it, I had to look 😂
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8 months
@MySportsUpdate He was solid for Dallas last year, good signing for the Seahawks
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3 months
@STG_Yeh1 I’m with him
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7 months
@MMAHistoryToday @dillondanis By actually showing up? I guess it’s start. But no.
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2 months
@RamseyNijem Insane that someone would listen to this dude talk and be like “damn Tony is smart, that’s smart” hahah
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3 months
@talktometay Not even just kicking, properly pivoting the other foot and comfortably dropping his hands because he ain’t take his eyes off you. Dude knew his opponent had no answers lmao.
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8 months
@TopRamenPapi @BBallr803 @austinhemphill5 Those bathroom fights were different lmao, between the crowd, the urinals, the sink and the wet floors - shit was the most chaotic couple of minutes for nothing
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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7 months
@lledrook When a sith meets Miles Morales’ happy ass
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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6 months
@VoiceOfTheStar This was the offense we been looking for. Dak looking free to be himself. We’re taking shots. D/ST were hooping, penalties at a minimum. Oline and run game need to match that energy. But my complaints are very minimal today.
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7 months
@MicahhParsons11 Let ‘em know, I’m sick of having to change you to a LB lmao.
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4 months
@WedgeBuster88 This one and the Tolbert miss were probably both TDs.
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7 months
@es3_09 Untaxed cash? “Fly, Eagles Fly! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles fight ! Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3! Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! And watch our Eagles fly! Fly, Eagles Fly! On the road to victory! E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!!”
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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8 months
@SarcasmAndMore @Teaguefootball This isn’t a new stance lmao. Asking this question to someone who’s known for defending the midfield logo doesn’t make sense.
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@ChewinTheRagPod
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2 months
@Crazy4Material Lmao just thought about this show a few days ago
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3 months
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1 month
@emptytesticles You were right. Lmao.
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