I respect Joel Embiid’s talent and greatness as a player, but this is a disgrace. This is after he kicked Hartenstein in the balls. You don’t see Jokic or Giannis doing this bc this isn’t how winners conduct themselves. Embiid is Draymond with a jumper, zero rings and more…
Just asked a woman where to get a good lunch around here in Bridgeport, CT. She pointed to a Dunkin Donuts. I laughed and decided to explore for 20 minutes. Here I am back at Dunkin Donuts.
“I will honor the spirit of the strike by not doing a monologue, New Rules or desk pieces.” Bc you can’t. Writers did that stuff. That’s not honoring them. It’s something you are not able to do.
Real Time is coming back, unfortunately, sans writers or writing. It has been five months, and it is time to bring people back to work. The writers have important issues that I sympathize with, and hope they are addressed to their satisfaction, but they are not the only people…
Succession has been one of the best shows ever made. Everything about it is great- the music, the acting, the sets, etc. BUT it’s one of the best written shows of all time. Might be a good idea to pay writers so we can have more great TV instead of reality shows about realtors.
I got 0 offers on my new special so i shot it and edited it with friends. In 3 weeks, we are at 1,153,000 views and counting. Most of the industry is clueless. Word of mouth is a big reason for the success of this. Grateful to all who have watched.
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Writers deserve more respect. People worship actors, but they’re nothing without writers. Writing is harder than acting. There are child actors. There are no child writers.
Here’s a bit Fat Jew stole from me years ago. When I confronted him by email, he didn’t respond, but pulled the joke. When you follow IG accounts like him or fuckjerry, you’re supporting joke thieves who are morally bankrupt. Unfollow them, and watch me on Conan tomorrow night.
Too bad. Roy is a comics comic. He would’ve made the show funny to both sides. A guy from Alabama who hit the road hard and lives in New York. He understands how to connect. I’m not surprised Comedy Central is making a huge mistake. A smarter network will give him a show.
Roy Wood Jr won’t be returning to The Daily Show as he no longer wants to wait for someone else to take the top job.
"I can't come up with Plan B is while still working with Plan A”
Hey, Megan. I’ll be doing two theater shows in your city of Orlando in March. I’ll put two comps under Megan the Grouch. You’ve tweeted at me 20 times and I think you could use a night out.
I’m a liberal from Manhattan and I will never vote for Trump, but I have to say there is no more horrible comedy audience than far left extremists. I’ve never seen so many talentless drones in my life who while contributing nothing to society think they’re better than you.