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Chet Lemond

@ChetLemond

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Parody account. #Kentucky #BBN

Joined July 2013
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2 years
Alabama gas station manager says he has to remove up to 6 Joe Biden “I did that” stickers from his gas pumps per day. 😂
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@WajahatAli This is you:
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John Calipari’s final message to Kentucky fans:
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@KySportsRadio I fixed it.
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Couples therapy when one of them is cheating:
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Being disappointed by UK Football is the most normal I’ve felt in 7 months.
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* “Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”
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@CDCgov CDC: “No. Really. We’re asking. We don’t know.”
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Arkansas fans to Calipari for the next 5 years:
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Barion Brown:
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Mark Pope: "Entitlement leads to sorrow and depression and gratitude leads to joy."
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Someone save this poor woman.
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Until someone explains otherwise, Mark Pope is just going to assume that Alan Cutler recently escaped from a board game.
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2 years
John Calipari has released a statement on Shaedon Sharpe’s decision:
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Ray Davis:
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@AmyMcGrathKY You mean your super diverse staff?
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@Breaking911 Usually he’s behind them.
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2 years
My favorite play of the game is this Rupp security guard stopping The Kentucky Hammer from going to the locker room.
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John Calipari:
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Quick. Track his plane. Freak his wife out. Somebody dress up like Joseph Smith and tell him to stay in Utah. Anything!
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Breaking news: Kentucky has lined up BYU's Mark Pope to be its next coach, sources tell @CBSSports . Nothing is signed at this hour but the sides are quickly working toward a deal and hope to get it done by the end of the night.
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Currently watching the Calipari Barnhart interview frame by frame like the Zapruder film. The Illuminati put the WWE belt in the background as a clue this would all happen during Wrestlemania.
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Brandon Miller is playing tonight. It’s a good thing he didn’t do anything serious like take $33,000 in financial aid from the Turkish club team he played for, or the NCAA would step in and he’d have to sit out all year.
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@SethDillon @libsoftiktok Live from Twitter HQ:
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The 9-million-dollar-man Mark Stoops implying Kentucky fans need to give more to win more:
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One day you can tell your grandkids you lived through Auburn’s 2-week dynasty.
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You vs. The Guy She Told You Not to Worry About
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Check out the front-row energy.
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Block or Charge or Capri Yoga Pants?
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LSU:
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Rick Pitino seeing the Craft’s plane land at Teterboro:
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John Calipari debuting his newest shirt:
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Kentucky football fans this morning:
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@PolitiFact This is the moment fact-checking became satire.
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@KySportsRadio If you think Sophomore Mintz would be good, just imagine Junior Mintz.
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Find someone who looks at you the way John Calipari looks at Antonio Reeves. 💙
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If Kyle Tucker is going to start a war you can be rest assured: 1. Half of the fanbase won’t see it because he blocked us. 2. Most of it will be behind a paywall. 3. …Read the whole article on The Athletic to find out #3 .
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That feeling when the only person attending your election day campaign stop is a heckler holding a Trump flag... @ComfortablySmug @Team_Mitch
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Here’s Calipari wearing a tshirt of all the kids he threw under the bus.
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That sound you hear is John Calipari hurling his Kentucky team under the bus
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Shaedon Sharpe still in school after he already “graduated”:
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When UK searched for a coach after Tubby, we picked a man that had handed Louisville an embarrassing loss that season. Mitch can’t do that this time because 24 candidates would be far too many to choose from.
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Me: “Nothing’s going to make me feel good after that football game yesterday.” God:
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Pre-divorce Stoops / Post-divorce Stoops
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A look back at Shaedon Sharpe’s highlights at the University of Kentucky:
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Calipari arriving home in mid-March to play with his dogs and watch Little House for the 4th consecutive year.
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I feel like we need to talk about John Robic, and how the temperature changed when he left. It happened during Covid, and got brushed over. But you can see the difference in the product on the floor.
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Ready for your present?🎁 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄 Matt Jones 🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄 returns to 🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄 KSR tomorrow 🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
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Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get crazier.
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Life of a UK football fan minute-to-minute:
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@charliespiering Journalists: “Oooooooooooooooooo” When did the White House Press Corps turn into the gossip columnist from Batman Forever?
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Game.
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Calipari and the Kentucky fanbase:
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Brad joining Calipari’s staff at Arkansas
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Matt Bevin has posthumously pardoned Hans Gruber. 🎄
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After the announcement, Charles Booker was immediately fired from all of Matt Jones’ jobs.
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Lexington Herald-Leader
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Freshman KY lawmaker forms exploratory committee to challenge Mitch McConnell in 2020
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Miles Teller injected himself with Anthony Edwards’ DNA for 3 years to prepare for this movie. #TopGun
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Mitch Barnhart reading 900 mailed letters on Monday that say “Please don’t hire Mark Pope,” but it’s already too late:
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Mood:
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Live look at @DrewFranklinKSR when the Titans made their pick:
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@KySportsRadio Jospehine’s first call was on a postgame show on Jan 10 2015. That show never got uploaded. You replayed it on the morning show the following Monday Jan 12 2015. Hour 1. Second to last segment. Enjoy. @KySportsRadio @ryanlemond @ShannonTheDude
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People are going to feel silly when they find out that’s just Stoops’ daily Whataburger Doordash delivery.
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It appears Scott had second thoughts, bypassed Lexington, but saw something in Cynthiana that made him change his mind. Will report back.
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Another great moment in Drunk-KSR history: "Did you know Ryan that the average person walks 110,000 miles a year? Did you know that?" @ryanlemond @KySportsRadio @ShannonTheDude
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. @AmyMcGrathKY still out there crushing her interviews. "Your commercial just talks about Mitch. What is your platform?" "Cool. Okay. Well that's awesome. Stay tuned. Because it takes time." h/t: @Brianna___Clark at @WPSDLocal6
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@ComfortablySmug My new plan to pay for my kids’ college: 1. Renounce American citizenship 2. Move to Mexico 3. Cross the border illegally 4. Spend a few days in detainment 5. Collect $450,000 apology from Biden 6. Repatriate to US
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How it started: How it’s going:
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What’s gonna make this so much worse is when Billy Donovan loses next week, and says in an interview he wanted the job but never got offered.
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I wish other SEC teams packed their lower arena with geriatric aristocrats like Kentucky does.
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The Keep-Calipari and Fire-Kalipari clans when they see each other next fall:
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Lower Rupp Arena doing their best job to stay quiet and let both teams concentrate.
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Rupp erupts into cheers when Tyler Childers sings the Eastern Kentucky lyric from Honky Tonk Flame.
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What was Ugonna doing on the last play? I’m mesmerized by it.
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@HillaryClinton @ClintonFdn Somebody wants half the payment upfront for the Ghislaine hit.
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@KySportsRadio @KSBarAndGrille Here. I fixed @KSBarAndGrille ’s most recent promo to comply with their copyright. Eat it, @jmisports .
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Crazy to think there won’t be an NCAA Men’s Basketball Champion this year. Just like 2013.
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Dear Lower Rupp, Remember when we were down by double digits last week, and you guys clapped, and stood up, and showed some energy, and the team did better and came back and pulled ahead? Do that again.
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This will haunt my dreams.
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@KySportsRadio Beat Vandy
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That feeling when you’re about to hear some BS:
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Mitch Barnhart spotting Kyle Tucker at the next basketball game:
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No foul here. 😂 Keep up the good work, @SECOfficiating
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Calipari: “I don’t listen to the noise.” The noise: “We need some inbound plays” “That lineup isn’t working. The other lineup is better.” “We’re -15 with that player on the court.”
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Barion Brown wearing a Barion Brown hoodie in Rupp might be peak-NIL.
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@KySportsRadio @ryanlemond How most How Ryan people listen Lemond to music listens to by the music by the pool. pool.
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It’s March.
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The Louisville Athletics Department is up to its old tricks again. I just gassed up in Shively and the pump asked me this:
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@KySportsRadio @DrewFranklinKSR @ryanlemond @ShannonTheDude The FBI has updated their most wanted list to include The Williamsport 4. #LLWS
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Calipari trying to get NIL donations at Arkansas:
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@KySportsRadio “I need an egg white McMuffin.” “A what?” “An egg white McMuffin” “Do you mean an EggWhite delight?” “Yes” “Then why didn’t you say that?” “The name makes me feel awkward.” “I can’t ring it up unless you say it.” “Fine. An egg white delight.” “We don’t have those anymore.” *HONK*
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. @DrewFranklinKSR during that Josh Allen play:
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@DiscussingFilm He was being literal.
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Reed Sheppard looks like Amy McGrath made a wish to be young again.
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