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Chapin

@Chapinc

4 years

This week's Modern Love isn't my favorite.

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The Associated Press

@AP

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BREAKING: Las Vegas police have made an arrest in the 1996 drive-by shooting of hip-hop icon Tupac Shakur, AP sources say.

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Chapin

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2 years

too subtle, feel like the brand is getting lost here

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Chapin

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10 years

I served on a grand jury for a month in NY state. We indicted EVERYONE. All you're told to look for is enough to seek deeper inquiry. Wow.

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8 years

Holy shit RUN!!!!!

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Chapin

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4 months

This sequence of words

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2 years

"Fuck around and find out" is just "test and learn" with more conviction

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Chapin

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3 years

I don’t have a working fireplace so instead of a roaring fire I’ve opened USPS tracking and am watching my package sit in an Iowa distribution center.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

So we just keep posting stuff until we die?

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Chapin

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2 years

This was a choice

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

2 years

Child poverty spiked by 41 percent in January after Biden benefit program expired, study finds

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2 years

Congratulations on inventing the concept of toys

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Chapin

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3 years

Sorry I haven't tweeted much lately. I'm happy.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

It's about to be Their Pillow.

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3 years

The My Pillow CEO responds and tells @UrsulaPerano @axios : "I want Dominion to put up their lawsuit because we have 100% evidence that China and other countries used their machines to steal the election."

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Chapin

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3 years

It hasn't worked for ad agencies

Newsweek

@Newsweek

3 years

Can blood from young people slow aging? Silicon Valley has bet billions it will. Biotech startups are trying to hack the process of aging and, in the process, stave off the most devastating diseases.

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Chapin

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15 years

It must be really confusing when people who work at OSHA describe something as NSFW in their emails.

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Chapin

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3 years

Bald, divorced, too old to want to work but too young to be able to retire... I can't believe I used to think 13 was my "awkward phase."

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Chapin

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9 months

Timothee Chalamet spotted in Dimes Square

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

This you?

McKinsey & Company

@McKinsey

3 years

$1 trillion. That's how much depression, anxiety disorders and other mental health issues cost the global economy every year. We need to make wellbeing a top priority. Learn how digital tech can help ➡️

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Chapin

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2 years

No worries if not -- CDC

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Chapin

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3 years

I hope this email finds you in a well

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Chapin

@Chapinc

5 years

Jesus is king. Content is king. Ergo Jesus is content.

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Chapin

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3 years

Who could have known this wouldn't be enough

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Chapin

@Chapinc

4 years

Just found out every British person I've ever met in my life doesn't actually think I'm "brilliant."

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Chapin

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3 years

Exercise hurts. Not exercising hurts. This is bullshit.

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Chapin

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3 years

Schitt's Creek is not good. Sorry.

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Chapin

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4 years

I love the quirky charm of my favorite neighborhood spots.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

What the fuck do any of these words mean?

Ad Age

@adage

3 years

OMG—whose agencies include Hearts & Science, OMD and PHD—struck a deal to get data from BERA, which calculates brand equity and purpose scores.

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Chapin

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7 months

Americans at a restaurant in Europe

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Chapin

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3 years

Vaccines will help end the pandemic? This is why you guys get paid the big bucks.

McKinsey & Company

@McKinsey

3 years

#Coronavirus vaccines are expected to be critical tools in ending the #pandemic . Our new research looks at how countries can prepare now for #vaccine delivery:

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Chapin

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9 years

No one wants to talk about the things that hitchhiking robot had to do to stay alive as long as he did.

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Chapin

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2 years

Just because Slack is down doesn't mean you can start sending me emails

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Chapin

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2 years

When you leave a restaurant and they say, "Enjoy the rest of your night," it's like, wtf are you talking about. This is it. I'm peaking right now.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

Look everyone deals with lockdown loneliness in their own way and it's important not to judge. For example, I attend illegal raves. I find that helps. For you it may be something else.

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Chapin

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3 years

Fuck off you had your moment

Game of Thrones

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3 years

Winter is coming.

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Not a cell phone in sight, just living in the moment. Absolutely beautiful.

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Chapin

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5 months

Flying in a Boeing 737 Max is the closest we can come to experiencing the miracle of flight as the Wright Brothers did the first time they took to the air (no walls or roof, sudden uncontrollable downward pitches, unrelenting terror)

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Chapin

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4 years

Talked for 30 mins straight and my therapist responds with, "Wow that's a lot."

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Chapin

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1 year

Using a beach towel as a bath towel is divorced dad culture

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Chapin

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4 years

What if... we were the shithole country all along

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Chapin

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3 years

Drinking alone at a bar, next to a bad date. NYC is back, baby!

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Chapin

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9 years

Amazing. http://t.co/CmhbxeUVd2

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Chapin

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2 years

"Home Alone" but it's you bc you just tested positive for covid and there goes your Christmas break

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Chapin

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4 years

One term. Sad!

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Chapin

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5 years

Oh why must fashion week come but 24 times a year

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Chapin

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3 years

What advice would I give my 25-year-old self? Fuck you, figure it out on your own. I had to.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

Who is dressing her, and what is the backstory on this vendetta?

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Chapin

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4 years

Today I performed my solemn and sacred duty as a citizen by voting to legalize weed in New Jersey.

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Chapin

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4 years

Knives Out is basically an extended episode of Scooby Doo.

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Chapin

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11 months

I am becoming overly invested in the drama at the fictional company in my anti-workplace-harassment training video

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Chapin

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9 years

I want to live with the bear on the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea box. http://t.co/O4d3JlwPTt

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3 years

It took 10 months but I'm finally a sweatpants-outside person.

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Chapin

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4 years

Fuck it, I finally broke down and bought the Porsche powered by a Tesla engine from that Instagram ad.

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Chapin

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5 years

Oh you think hiding likes is a good idea? Let me tell you about someone else who hid their likes... my parents.

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Chapin

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4 years

I'm digging Sting's wine mom phase

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Chapin

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8 months

Disney Adults and Halloween People are close relatives

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

Damn, another iconic NYC restaurant gone

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Chapin

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3 years

My fall plans / the Delta Variant

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Chapin

@Chapinc

4 years

I feel like I had a tumor removed.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

6 years

After you die your finger keeps scrolling for like 10 minutes.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

2 years

Station Eleven asks the terrifying question, what if there were a disease that killed everyone except theater kids?

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Chapin

@Chapinc

5 years

How to make tea: -- Boil water, add tea bag -- Wait for tea to cool -- Fall asleep waiting for tea to cool -- Wake up next to ice-cold tea -- Dump tea down sink

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Chapin

@Chapinc

4 years

Now more than ever.

Chapin

@Chapinc

9 years

I want to live with the bear on the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea box. http://t.co/O4d3JlwPTt

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Chapin

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3 years

I used to find the occasional crumpled-up dollar bill in my pockets. Now it's just old masks.

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Chapin

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5 years

Black Friday Small Business Saturday Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Sunday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday

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Chapin

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4 years

Pandemic: very bad "Pandemic" on Getty Images: very good

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Chapin

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4 years

The tagging is the cherry on top. Somewhere a couple of community managers are like, what the hell do you want me to do about it?

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Chapin

@Chapinc

5 months

At Boeing "we're building the plane as we're flying it" is not a metaphor

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Chapin

@Chapinc

7 years

That speech from Axe in the Yale Club is maybe one of the top 5 things I've seen in a TV show. #Billions

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Chapin

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5 years

It's fucking New York.

Vogue Magazine

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The bride and groom both grew up as Upper East Siders, attended nearby schools and lived only blocks away from each other, yet somehow they didn’t meet until December of 2015.

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Chapin

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People make fun of New Jersey, but when it counts, our shit is tight.

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4 years

Well it's up to the lawyers now, as the founders intended.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

3 years

A Slack outage does not mean you can just start sending me emails.

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Chapin

@Chapinc

2 years

Balenciaga spring 2022

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Chapin

@Chapinc

4 years

I was ahead until they started counting all those votes!

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Chapin

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6 years

This is great I've had my eye on a huge baby for a while now.

The Sun

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Aldi has a HUGE baby sale this weekend - and prices start at just 59p

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3 years

Why can't Godzilla and King Kong use their shared experience of trauma as the basis for friendship?

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6 years

Don't worry, tomorrow something even worse will happen.

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Chapin

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3 years

A relationship is one person constantly sending funny TikToks and tweets to the other person, who politely tolerates this until they don't

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Chapin

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6 years

Not loving this Parent Trap reboot

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@Newsweek

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Lindsay Lohan meets refugee family, tries taking kid away, gets knocked down by the mom

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Chapin

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5 years

I feel like this wants to be a Bob Seger song.

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4 years

Wanna come over and wash hands?

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Chapin

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2 years

I had planned to send my children to college but unfortunately I bought lunch in Hudson Yards.

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Chapin

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3 years

Your friends who say "Oh Twitter's not for me, that's not my thing" are the same people constantly sharing jokes from Instagram meme accounts that are tweets that went viral two weeks ago.

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@Chapinc

3 years

Congratulations to all the 20, 30, 40somethings who have no real underlying health risks and have successfully gamed the system to get vaccinated. American ingenuity at its finest!

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6 years

Watching Antiques Roadshow and rooting for things to be worthless.

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3 years

"Too old to be in the clear, not yet old enough to be prioritized for the vaccine" is the new "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman."

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2 years

The truckers protesting covid mandates are the perfect supply chain metaphor. You're 1-2 months late, guys.

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4 years

shower negroni

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3 years

DEEZ NFTS

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4 years

Hulu UX is absolute garbage people pay money for this??

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Chapin

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5 years

*enters a physical space for 90 seconds* Google: HOW WAS IT DID YOU LIKE IT HOW MANY STARS WOULD YOU GIVE IT!!!!!

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4 years

I'm a pre-COVID 6 but with a mask on I'm a 7.

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"You're not talented, but here is a famous person willing to talk to you. Maybe that will help?" -- Masterclass

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Go fund me? Go fund yourself.

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"Excited for my next chapter" bitch who's writing a book about you

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Chapin

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If "Batman v. Superman" were about a lawsuit, I'd go see it.

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Chapin

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3 years

My feelings about the downfall of Andrew Cuomo are complicated. On the one hand, it makes me happy. On the other hand, it probably makes Bill de Blasio happy, and that makes me sad.

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"Requiem for a Dream" (2000)

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