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Retweets and likes are not endorsements but performative engagement markers. And the views expressed on this account are my own. #HalaMadrid #Chipolopolo

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@Chaingaz
Chainga
8 months
Congratulations, you’re still alive. Embrace opportunities, cherish moments, & live life to the fullest. Don’t be afraid to pursue dreams & take risks, even when faced with uncertainty. Celebrates the beauty of life & all that it has to offer. I. Hope. You. Dance. Ecc 9:4
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@fasc1nate This was being done to detect any diamonds that might have been smuggled out by the miners. Now repeated exposure to X ray cause problems like cancer. And this being 1950s technology, the dose of x-ray in the machines must have been very high. Compounding to health problems.
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@Chaingaz
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6 years
#BibleMemeHistory Jesus: It is hard for the rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Poor people:
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#BibleMemeHistory Crowd: This man was also with Jesus. Peter: That's all fake news folks.
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3 years
Esther Lungu at the DEC, ACC and FIC meeting.
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2 years
I don't understand how we allowed Zamrock to die....
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
I'm very confused, I don't even know what I did to deserve this. And bums??
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@Chaingaz
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5 months
@wyzefromtheeast Jose Mourinho didn’t promote counter attacking football - playing on the break and quick attacking transitions - for men to still insist on tiki taka. It would be a travesty.
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@Chaingaz
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11 months
Last time I bought perfume from ‘a friend’ at K1,500 after negotiating it down from K1,800. Today, I serendipitously found the very same perfume going for K255 at this shop in Freedom Way. And we blame politicians for being greedy??
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
A common picture of unemployed, remote-hogging, juice-finishing, 1000-question-asking, all-day fridge opening, vegetable hating, all day pooping, bath hating, Jim Jam junkies, snack vacuuming monsters enjoying herself.
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
What he said 🤣🤣
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2 years
When PF came into power in 2011, Zambia's GDP was $23.5 billion and our debt, $1.9 billion (8.4% of GDP). When PF left power in 2021, GDP was $21.7 billion and debt at $27 billion (124% of GDP). Retrogressed decade. Unbelievable that 1.8 million Zambians wanted PF to continue
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3 years
For the Msc Programme at CBU, I'm paying K13,500 in school fees per annum to help me improve on critical, conceptual and analytical thinking. My kids are paying K12,840 each per annum in Kindergarten to help them improve on singing Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
The last time Patricia Scotland and Olusegun Obasanjo were in Zambia together was to intervene in HH's detention at Mukobeko Maximum Security Prison by ECL et al. And she has subtly touched that subject. #Inauguration
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3 years
To his credit, @HHichilema has reduced cabinet from 31 to 24.
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
Reuters and Bloomberg know more of what's happening in Zambia than our Ministry of Information. As for citizens, ku wire.
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@Chaingaz
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4 years
The elder sister to Nez
@bibby_i3
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Nia Long.
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3 years
I thought Gary Nkombo was a lawyer?? 🤣🤣
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@Chaingaz
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1 month
📍Nsama We accidentally splashed a cyclist water. We later stopped our vehicle & apologized but he wanted a monetary apology- iya sopo. About 2Kms after that exchange, a tsetse fly entered our vehicle. As we were all trying to chase it out, we found ourselves almost flipping…
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@Chaingaz
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8 months
This is Sara Hlupekile Longwe - the lady who owns Inter Continental Hotel.
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3 years
Why didn't HH appoint someone new and young?? Like who exactly? With veritable experience, qualifications and skillset?
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@Chaingaz
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1 year
Corruption is back The dollar is back at >K17 Load shedding is back Have we been relegated from the Champions League??
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@Chaingaz
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9 months
Meali meal prices will be the end of UPND. Zambians vote out political parties, they don’t vote in any party. You can’t practice free market economy on foodstuffs in an economy where more than 50% of the population live below a dollar a day. Privilege is preposterous.
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1 year
A K500 salary is far much better than no salary at all. Unless you don't know poverty, you would argue.
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@Chaingaz
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10 days
Got bored and decided to graduate. Might just change my mind later. Congratulations to my fellow graduates.
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@Chaingaz
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6 years
@WelBeast 10 years on and countless signings, @ManUtd is still trying to replace Ronaldo.
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
I think @HHichilema needs to come and address his Social Media Constituency this evening. We need to talk.
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3 years
Zambians are bullies
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
Chipata is today on a standstill for the annual cycling competition called Chova. It beats me that the country can't produce anyone for global cycling competitions when talent aplenty.
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@Chaingaz
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20 days
He was commissioning more than 1,000 toilets and only use this one for the ceremonial handover. Context is important.
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@Chaingaz
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5 months
I’ve started my leave by visiting places I can easily afford. This is house 394 in Chilenje. This place is deep, historical and rich. K8 gets you in.
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@Chaingaz
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Dr Chitalu is doing a great job, yes. But he's a MOUTHPIECE for people who are really working at MoH & ZNPHI to control & contain #covid19 . Calling for him to be PF front runner in 2021 because of this is, is misguided. Were his issues ACC concluded, btw? We've chronic amnesia.
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5 years
Zambians in 2011 Vs Zambians in 2019.
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@Chaingaz
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9 months
Almost 19:00hrs, this bank management has gone out of its way to ensure that farmers who delivered maize to FRA all get paid today before they knock off. If only all of us can have results determining the time we lock our offices, Zambia can walk South Korean path soon.
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2 years
HH seems to have a genuine hate for cadres (and may even mean well for the country) but he has a lot of elements in UPND bent of frustrating him. A lot UPND members admired how PF cadres used to behave and benefit, and would want to the same windfall.
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@Chaingaz
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I order a Yango in Ndola from Kasenshi to Levy Mwanawasa Stadium. Driver: how much has the app brought on your phone? Me: K47 Driver: Top up a K15 Me: For what? Driver: Because the Yango price is too low boss. Me: How’s that my problem?
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@Chaingaz
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4 years
The UN will only allow one delegate per country during this year's General Assembly. Laughs in African leaders.
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@Chaingaz
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1 year
Zambia is now the number 1 global producer of emerald. What do we have to show for this??
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3 years
Zambian Banks - Close at 2pm because of covid-19 - Only allows 10 people max in the banking hall at a time because of covid-19 - Have 1 teller to attend to all because of covid-19 - The teller either fidgets with his phone or disappears in between clients because of covid-19.
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4 years
So NAPSA got our money, built a shopping mall in Kitwe and named it ECL? OK.
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2 years
This is very disrespectful and sexist. Gutter politics.
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5 months
In 2010, the world worked together to rescue 33 miners in Chile. In 2018, the world worked together to rescue 12 boys and their soccer coach in Thailand. And we’ve >40 people trapped in Chingola, our govt should have been asking for int’l help if they can’t manage.
@Mwebantu
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IT’S DAY 3 AND NO ONE HAS BEEN RETRIEVED SO FAR MINE ACCIDENT: Family members trooping to the scene of the accident in Chingola with the hope of hearing news about their beloved relatives. So far, no one has been retrieved, and today marks the third day of the rescue mission.…
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
Do you know that the Zambia Army derive most of their barracks names from Myanmar? During WW2, the Zambian National Defense Force, by then called Northern Rhodesia Regiment, fought for the crown in a multi-ethnic military unit which was raised by the British colonial government.
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@Chaingaz
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Mental Health Service Providers Public 1. Chainama Hills Hospital Great East Road, Lusaka Phone: +260 966 750 407 2. Chilenje First Level Hospital, Mental Health Unit Plot 10111 Muramba Road, Off Chilumbulu Road, Chilenje 3. Kanyama First Level Hospital 4. UTH - Clinic 6
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1. In Chalala, the health post is called Micheal Chilufya Sata. 2. At City Market, the health post is called Micheal Chilufya Sata. 3. In Mpika, the hospital is called Micheal Chilufya Sata. 4. The school of medicine at CBU is called Micheal Chilufya Sata. Was he a medic?
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If I was in UPND I would have been saying like so: “when we formed government, we discovered many wrongs and inefficiencies we didn’t know prior and as a result, expectations and promises about the positive change and it’s pace will have to be moderated” Not fyonse, ati ni PF.
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
My 3 year old daughters have just cleared our 3 months rentals using pig bank money they've been saving since their birth.
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
Not just ZP, but Zambia Security Intelligence Service, ZICTA, (investigative) journalists and our collective loss of our neighbourliness should also be blamed for the delay in rescuing those girls.
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5 years
Zambians: But why do you keep quiet on FIC Report, alleged corruption, tribalism, political intolerance and other vices?? Rev Godfridah Sumaili:
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4 years
@BBCAfrica Whats wrong with this page? The provocative heading was just to bait clicks? African govts instituted preventive measures early, even before a single case was recorded in some cases. Have you ever heard protests against masks in Africa or because people want to the beaches?
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NAPSA has just sent me a record of my contributions from the time I started working. If you are selling the vehicle below, dm we transact now now.
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Just lost a relative in an RTA that happened in Chongwe this evening. She concluded her exams at Chalimbana by 5pm and by 6pm she was gone, the fragility of this life we live. Can 2021 end already??
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📍Somewhere. We are ready for 4,300 point of lay chickens
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1 year
If all government and quasi-government institutions can be as efficient as @MyNapsa , this country would develop. 1. 22:00hrs - I applied for a partial withdrawal 2. 22:05hrs - PoP was ready for download. Following day 3. 14:00hrs - Zangena. 4. 17:00hrs - Zasila.
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Skulu niya bwino guys.
@lusakatimes
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Former BoZ Governor Denny Kalyalya lands top World Bank post
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Chellah Tukuta is NOT a freedom fighter. You don't call insulting people and being disrespectful to women freedom fighting. No sir, retract your statement. @HHakainde
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4 years
HH has made a terrible mistake. Certain individuals should never say certain words by virtue of their position in society.
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3 years
Pick n Pay East Park in now Shoprite? What business model is Shoprite using that others chain stores have failed to extrapolate?? Spars, Pick n Pay, SupaSave, Choppies etc have been closing outlets at an alarming rate.
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When are we starting this conversation??
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1 year
"The richest people in #Zambia are politicians. They don’t create wealth. They're not entrepreneurs. They don’t invent anything. They don’t build industries. They're an organized crime syndicates looting the country. In developed countries, the richest people aren’t politicians."
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Zambia's HIV infections dropped from 77,500 in 2010 to approximately 43,000 in 2016 amongst adults while in children from 26,000 in 2010 to 4,000 in 2016. - @diamondtvzambia Some good news from MoH, at least. Congratulations to all doing their part in making this achievement.
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When I was marrying, they had charged me 15pin. I whispered to Ba Yama that I only had a 10pin. Ba Yama told them that I could only manage 5pin & that they should take it or leave it. I ended up paying 7pin, gave Ba a 1pin as commission and 2pin to the would be Mrs.
@Thagman_
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So u ohns r busy payin ma K70 pin for lobola? Not that i luv my woman less but NO! Konaula indalama uko ala!! 😂😂🙈
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3 years
ECL Mall is the most advertised mall and yet it remains empty. Do NAPSA need a marketing consultant to tell them to change the name of the mall??
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1 year
As a matter of perspective, Faith Musonda had K65 million and $57,900 in cash and property worth K17 million. She - or whoever gave her thst money - would have paid off these retirees and remained with K10 million as change.
@HHichilema
Hakainde Hichilema
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Your government has cleared the outstanding K72,984,143.81 retirement benefits for former #TAZARA employees which has been outstanding for more than 15 years. #Zambia #aBrighterFuture
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In Zambia, even for something that someone should have tweeted, they will hold a press briefing.
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HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 3 days ago, someone forfeited $24 million to the state which was deemed to be proceeds of crime. I expected youths to be so interested and mad with these continuous non-conviction forfeitures. But no. They’re irked with the commissioning of toilets.
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The fact that mobile money service providers can give me a K4500 loan without asking for collateral or let alone know where I live in case I default, is a serious indictment on banks.
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
Taking pictures of these two every night is part of my contractual obligation in having them go to sleep.
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5 months
71% of all alcohol consumed in Zambia is counterfeit and thus poses a serious health risk to the public. - @HOT877Zambia
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In 2018, Zambian and Russia’s Rosatom signed a contract for the construction of a Center for Nuclear Science and Technology (CNST) to be located in Chongwe. What’s the status of the construction?
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2 years
Barely 2 months in office, President @HHichilema held a radio phone-in program to interact with Zambians. And he pledged more engagments with the public through the media. It's been 5 months since the last engagement.
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4 years
Zambia's worst brain drain, isn't about the educated leaving Zambia, but rather brains leaving educated Zambians after they acquire political power. - @eliasmunshya (2016)
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
Lt Gen Collins Barry, new commander of ZAF
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@Chaingaz
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6 years
3568 students were appearing on the UNZA invoice but not on the actual BC's list in 2017, therefore UNZA over billed Govt by a total of K71,082,937 for these students. - The AG Report Our problems are deep rooted. #Zambia #UbombaMwibalaPolicy
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Why didn't your marriage last?? Prof Luo: Men cannot handle high flying women as they become insecure of a more educated women. Dr Manda: Maybe other men less educated than her, not me. Prof Luo and her family thought that I was a hindrance to her political ambitions.
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2 years
One family with 140 properties? And 29 year old with K195.1 million and $4.6 million in a bank account? After benefitting this much, we all would have voted for a named political party in a pretext of exercising our democratic rights.
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
Stratification of the Zambian society
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3 years
A summary of Hatembos Vs Nawakwi saga. If anything written here is to go by, ZP may not be doing their job. And why is Nawakwi keeping the Hatembos children?? Is that not abduction??
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
Radio Phoenix has callers named Lawrence and Dr Proud who have opinions on everything. They would fit like a glove on twitter.
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
How it started How it ended
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@Chaingaz
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4 years
Lukashya and Mwansabombwe has just confirms my fears. Don't trust the Zambian voter.
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
We're here participate to win exe! To win!
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6 months
Dad, is it true that $1 was equivalent to K5 during MMD??
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@Chaingaz
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3 years
We expect professionalism from people running @HHichilema socials. The man is a republican president now.
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1 year
@AfricaFactsZone Nigeria produces 1.6m barrels of oil per day. If oil is $100/barrel, they just need 5 months of continously production to have the $22.8b they're begging for from China Exim Bank. The trouble with Nigeria is simply and squarely a failure of leadership - Chinua Achebe
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President @HHichilema announces a Visa waiver for all Israeli nationals entering Zambia. African countries should be pushing for reprocity in these visa waivers.
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8 months
@BBCAfrica What was actually said Vs what eventually reported. "Some men just want to watch the world burn”
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5 years
@TheDailyShow 91 years and 9 months? Wow So strong and with flawless sense of humour, Koko is the real deal.
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3 years
Costa: Why should Zambians vote for you? Travor Mwamba: The bibles says respect your parents, and UNIP is the mother political party in Zambia. #PresidentialDebate2021
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
My officemate was this morning robbed at gunpoint when he went for jogging around 5am. Likely, the cowards only managed to get a watch from him because that's all he had on him. Those who go jogging, be careful. Or better yet, run in groups.
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6 years
@RealIzrael @EPLBible Gareth Bale Vs Bantra (Barcelona).
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6 years
How to lose an election in #Zambia 101. 1. Be pragmatic 2. Speak sense 3. Be civil in speech and in action
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@Chaingaz
Chainga
9 months
Delete this. Inciting mutiny is a crime in Zambia. Read sections 48 and 49 of Chapter 87 of the Laws of Zambia which is the penal code talking about mutiny.
@brighton_zm
Brighton Knox Mwanza
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African countries are slowly liberating themselves, Chad , Burkina Faso,Niger etc... Soon Zambians will realize that Our Democracy is been used to exploit the ordinary Citizen .This is a wake up call to our men & women in uniform , time to fight & Defend Mother Zambia is Now !!
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@Chaingaz
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2 years
UPND should employ a professional media handler. Anthony, Chushi and Kawana shouldn't be anywhere near a journalist.
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3 years
Bemba Is Easy Umusalu - Vegetables Ukusalula - Frying Umusalula - Frying vegetables
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@Chaingaz
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1 year
2 pictures, 2 storylines. One group runs churches, the other runs agricultural value chain. Guess which group runs the economy??
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2 years
After years of talk, UPND have missed an opportunity to depoliticise the civil service with the recent DC and PS appointments. Every passing day, Sean Tembo is getting exonerated.
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@Chaingaz
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This driver has unknowingly created the greatest advert for the @Nissan Patrol vehicle. Look at the number of vehicles that were stranded. I’ll have to change my prayers and start asking for a Nissan Patrol instead of a Toyota Fortuner.
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@Chaingaz
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7 months
3 years ago, the public broadcaster - ZNBC - aired a press briefing by Innocent Kalimanshi.
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@Chaingaz
Chainga
2 years
Public Service Announcement for brothers.
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@Chaingaz
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4 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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