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@DenimsTV
βGreeting femoid, I couldnβt help but notice during our intitial rendezvous you had peppered my optical organs with your βmaceβ, if youβll excuse the vernacular - Iβd like to formally request one (1) sex, please. I am willing to pay up to forty dollars in cash - ahhhhh my eyesβ
@LuxfordC
@cymrurouge
Itβs a rectangular wheat-based snack, sometimes covered into cheese seasoning.
Itβs a compliment to call someone a cracker because it means you think theyβre delicious and savory
White Conservatives are especially fond of this compliment and you should tell it to them often!
Keffals is a litmus test for leftists - If somebody donβt like her, you might as well just disregard them outright, because theyβll soon reveal themselves to be far more reactionary & fascist-enabling then they let on
She makes their mask slip, they just canβt control themselves
@LuxfordC
@cymrurouge
I need to clarify: *DO NOT* call White conservatives βcrackersβ
It will upset them, they might shoot up the local shopping mall, or commit a hatecrime.
They are very dangerous, please do not provoke conservatives, unless you are properly equipped with riot-gear.
@contranymic1
@erichhartmann
Thatβs the thing. Conservatives treat these guys as props, then tell them theyβre better than minorities because they have more kids on them, then make everyoneβs working conditions universally worse.
@dannydeurbina
Yeah, embarrassing for the six protesters who couldnβt even rule up a small room of like 35 people
And then got mocked by their target
Common conservative L
@alexdnz
I love how that one guy said the the Demolition Man has "depth" as if he isn't a one-note comic-relief character who's entire personality is "yelling and drinking"
@mask_bastard
@kaijusamurai24
Actually, creatures in nature develop bright colors to ward off predators
Human women do the same thing, and judging by this meme, it works.
@xaviersonline
Casuals want games to be either movies or COD, both with Pixar level graphics, Hollywood voice actors and also should be paradoxically insanely expensive to make but really cheap for the consumer, and also you should win things by watching!
@LilySimpson1312
He looked at an underage girl and started describing her like some sultry seductress.
But then heβll turn around and call everyone else a pedophile, yeah
@RedEyedDespair
@EagleBaby420
βIβm looking a tradwife πβ
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βI will desperately cling to the first person with low enough standards to have sex with me πβ
@realPhoenixFire
You could have picked grits, or the nutritional information from a bag of Doritos, instead you went with βnormal fucking sandwichβ ???
@westofmain_
Legal battles against the police department. This establishes a good precedent, police accountability is good.
Shame you canβt understand that.
@ysiraels
This guy called Ross called in a fake bomb threat as a particularly extreme senior prank and the entire school had to wait for the bomb squad outside for hours.
Ross got arrested
The next day I went in with a "FREE ROSS" shirt - everyone thought it was funny, except the faculty
#AstroturfedMegaProduct
will break the "video game curse" for adaptations. A better story about a sad bearded white man with a gun who's wife has died has never been told
Now you can relive John Gunman's harrowing dog shooting journey in live-action (the only legitimate artform)
@Beepealong
@RicWheatley
@HannaHanra
βHaha, it sure is fucked up how poor you are because I steal the value of your labor, anyway hereβs a free car. It costs basically nothing to me, but the taxes for my gift will bankrupt you. Toodlesβ
@LeonLibertari0
@IronPineapple_
Capitalism perpetually fails and is propped up by the state.
America has a 50% poverty rate.
If you want to see the results of capitalism in action go look at a Red State.
Thereβs your libertarian utopia. No regulations, no workers rights. Just poverty.
@assassinssclub
So what I gather is this guy (the Marth player) not only plays the 4th best character in the best Smash Bros., but is also a bisexual chad in an open-relationship, since he is a "cocksucker after he fucks her"
Like, none of what Luis said is bad, lol
Probably a Ness player.
@Babygravy9
The bitterness in this tweet is so funny.
Here we got this happy polycule, and then an angry 30yo βmanosphereβ guy with a body count below 3 who cries when he masturbates.
Itβs art, really
@Lemmy_OP
@RightWingCope
The insecurity is why they have guns in the first place. Conservatives are pathetic, really. Iβd say laughable, but hurting oneβs feewings will cause them to shoot up a public space.