🔰Brandon Eagles🔰 @Brandon_Eagless Twitter profile

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

2 months

Never thought I’d get a girlfriend again and definitely never knew she’d adore me for being autistic🤣 on a real though, it’s cool asf and I can’t adore her anymore for putting up with me❤️

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

9 months

@Lukedutchh Fucking hell, Danny Aaron’s is everywhere these days!

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@adamskigerrardd @daisbinding Probably mate

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@JM10ii Bro, he’s employed by united, refusing to work… you don’t refuse to work and get away with it, football isn’t a hobby anymore.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@ViniciusJrERA @TeamCRonaldo Madrid’s fan base is woeful, you all hate Benzema until 2 years ago, forced multiple players out of their club for no reason, don’t act like Madrid are some pretty club or something🤣

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@Fola90729408 @MEDIOVON Tammy played in the championship😂

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@17woid @sportbible @GaryLineker A defender that had to tackle, interesting!

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@kujtim_gjokaj @_beccalouisex What a weird thing to say, I’d have sat on his face

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@suds777 @yungfilly1 What does “u” mean?

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@mldnv4 @chellemccann @oliviamcfaddenx A bit unnecessary

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@UTDTrey @RealistGlizzy I’m sorry, I’d die to have someone crossing the ball into the box like De Bruyne but it’s okay because we have Pereira doing it instead

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@aabejl @17woid @sportbible @GaryLineker I’m more intrigued to learn about these defenders that have to tackle? We don’t have that at united, we have maguire!

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@Fcb_s_a_m @goal @Cristiano @TeamMessi @Goal_India Nobody slanders messi, people who do it are genuinely joking.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@StokeyyG2 You literally live off posts that were popular multiple years ago, get your own content and stop sponging from others…

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@dah_mayor @osowxvyy There’s no way you just found out from this Wayne Rooney clip…

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@thetalkertive @ChampionsLeague You named your son greatest of all time?

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@UtdEIIis @JFAnalysis You do the exact same thing with your tweets tbf, there’s no difference… don’t try and take the moral high ground.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@UtdOptimist In terms of what? Being the biggest and most successful are too different things, Liverpool are far more superior than us currently and by a long way, wouldn’t say we’re that big anymore.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@Total_Zlatan @JayFCBi @UTDTrey Regardless, what’s that got to do with anything?

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@Jukeyz Why she carrying a pencil case for mate?

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@Lauyalty @CindyinthePNW @tyasning7 @VictorLicata1 @beauty2streetz @charger713991 One of the worst comments I have ever seen, how can you simply forget about the homeless...

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@Everton___1878 @FootyAccums And my cock is 13 inches long if that’s the case son

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@buckinthistle @PoliticsForAlI I dunno why 4x4 was needed in this statement? They should have common sense and move out of the way.

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@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@jackjonestv Well done but you’re still the same old person deep down, we see the comments you leave to random people across the world… disgusting the way you talk down on people pizza boy.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@ftblTheo_ @UTDTrey Fast forward a year from this and he’s not even 10% of that player in the photo, shame really!

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@utdcynical How was AWB meant to deal with 3 rotating wingers all within a 5/10 yard distance? They played a triangle on him all game, hardly anybody helped him, football is a team game, he should be having more help.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@Muneeb_08 @SanchoScenes @UtdEIIis 27/8/2021… and 29/8/2021 is when Guardiola said “ehm I don’t think so” which was after he said “cristiano will decide where he goes” Pep never wanted Ronaldo, for the record, a player can always decide against or for a transfer. Ronaldo chose not to go.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@jamie1888cfc @Shaun27007 @dillondanis No he didn’t take it well at all, if you understand momentum… if it weren’t for that car behind him he’s ending up on his back by losing balance.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@utdHarryy Because they’re never in the correct attacking phase, he always mistimes the runs that’s why they look good, he goes early often than not to make up for his lack of pace, I do think he’s good but not for us!

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

6 months

@DannyAarons Not mine but who ever owns this, deserves it.🤣

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@TheNaijaNerd @utdcynical Bit weird talking about 14 year olds and their virginity mate

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@zulhamdan1892 @itsmeg_statham Oh yeah, lovely gif, just when he won the Euro’s with Portugal in 2016, nice!

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@JacGriffiths18 @LTFCjack @amyclement94 You can literally see him kick the ball away

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@ITWASCOMINGHOME @Jukeyz Oh that makes racism alright then, nice one

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@JonnyFX1 @utdreport Shit, overrated and dead

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@Ellisssv3 @markgoldbridge Maguire has been our worst player… they’ve played on him all game🤣 you’re not surely sticking up for maguire

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@CapDaddyMoose @PetrYanUFC Pretty sure he isn’t undefeated

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@UtdOptimist Jesus Christ, this is the wettest take lad, Varane has always been massively overrated, he’s had some amazing games over the years as well, credit due there but he isn’t better than Dias and I can’t comment on Koulibaly as I’ve hardly had an interest in watching him.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@UtdOptimist How have you put Antony in it for starters🤣 hasn’t even played a game for united yet man, could be pure naff for all we know

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@JamieLFC901 @Pschmeichel1 @Carra23 How’re you blaming Bruno😂 it’s not his decision to give the penalty... it shouldn’t have been a penalty but blame the referee and the officials, not Bruno.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@JonnyFX1 I get it you don’t have an agenda against those players, you do post a lot about them though, I massively disagree with you when it comes to Bruno, I see what you say and I take it on board, he’s far more important than you make out, in my eyes anyway!

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

6 months

@Lukedutchh Nah, the vibes I had learning the new skill moves back in the day! I’d be sat there for hours and hours just merking the goalkeeper🤣

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@Ellisssv3 @AdamMcKola Clearly not, maguire was played on all game, being covered for by multiple defenders, his lack of pace and reading the ball is genuinely shocking, he’s constantly out of position which then drags the whole team all over the place because he’s being covered for, needs selling.

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@UtdOptimist If anyone says Pau Torres then look at our current player that’s number is 2… he’s literally Lindelof 2.0…

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

9 months

@utdcynical I wish you weren’t a united fan honest to god…

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@chibuikemtoch01 @BBCSport Hardly being taken for granted, done everything we’ve needed from him so far, nothing wrong with squad players

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@o5edgar @CODLeague “No limits” “no shotguns” so there is limits...

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@chucks02036399 @SuperbiaCity Makes no sense, he saved it😂

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@leetowcare_s @SkySports Cheers mate

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@sahmen366 @Antwan_1306 @NathanV64893820 @tashaaa2000 What has messi done? He certainly hasn’t got any international trophies like ronaldo, hasn’t won in Italy and England as well? Like Ronaldo has lol

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@lanrrrre Nope, 1 hat trick at united during his first stay and that was at OT against Newcastle so again, wrong lad… he’d never drop a hat trick against this city team.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@Vibe__FR @Manny_Official I couldn’t care if it was a knock about with my mates, if you think that’s acceptable because it’s “Sunday league” then you need to give your head a wobble mate, disgusting

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@Repullze tell me what you use to fuel yourself for the day? Don’t tell me G-Fuel man cos you’re next level cracked🤣

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@TheShowtimeReds People for some reason dislike him… he works for the team, he’s just come back into the team after time out… yes he’s all one foot but nobody said this about Giggs or Robben (not comparing) but let the lad have time, I don’t get the hate.

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@morgscxtt @_emmajftaylor I don’t get this comment, I was a painter & decorator and I was trained by a woman... the most arrogant tweet I have ever seen, women are more than capable of having a trade but most of them would rather do hair and beauty for 3 years and then forget about it🤦🏽‍♂️

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

6 years

They just said the players Messi plays with aren’t no where near his level😂 Dybala, Aguero, Di Maria and Higuian🤷🏽‍♂️ Ronaldo has Carried Portugal on his own, the only decent player Ronaldo has around him is Nobody😂 #WorldCup

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@TobyUTD__ But scores and creates goals, which is better than a few dribbling stats at the end of the season, goals win games… not being able to dribble past players which wasn’t why we bought him.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@Swagg Honestly, that last kill was so fast💀

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@TINY__sauce @mitwtf @Total_Zlatan @JayFCBi @UTDTrey Anyone from anywhere can have a say on football, do not be arrogant.

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@Brandon_Eagless

7 months

@demetrimitche11 Education system has always been the same, hasn’t changed for 100’s years, set everyone up for basic factory work etc, just a mini game for work. Break and lunch at a certain time blah blah blah

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

A year and a half ago, someone I loved left me and made my life hell, without friends, family and work colleagues I personally don’t think I’d be here today, so if you’ve been around during those times, thank you very much, peace out❤️

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@Jack67191093 @ENlGMARK @Mike_Phelan_1 0-100 real quick😂😂😂😂

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@buckinthistle @NWC2302 @PoliticsForAlI Public transport? Should be an option not forced, sounds like dictatorship to me if you think she has to use public transport.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

7 years

Fuck me, 22/23 year olds chilling with 16 year olds, fuck me that is hanging😪

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@ChampionsLeague @BSchweinsteiger The amount of people who are commenting and they don’t actually know… unreal player.

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

Fucking come on #Tinder

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@JonnyFX1 I just don’t get this, if we never signed Bruno, who was going to make all of those goal contributions that he made? I’m just confused, guy gets what he’s paid to do, goals and assists, yes he’s a little jagged on the edges but nobody is perfect?

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@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@UtdWesleyy @lauriewhitwell Any highlights lad?

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@UtdWesleyy Fries my head mate, because he doesn’t do Barcelona style of play with clever 4 yard passes he’s a waste… never mind the goal contributions, “stats don’t win you games” fun fact for you, they do… Bruno creates chances out of nothing, you need a player like that.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

This years been rough man, been waking up and just playing on my Xbox like it was a normal thing to do not realising what I was doing to my own health, well that’s changing now, back to a working mentality with a new job, new career, haven’t felt this good since last year❤️

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@pre1ay @DiazBiffle @JSmoothHD @Swagg @GDbooya @TheBoiSantana @SuperEvan__ @Repullze @LuckyChamu The fact you’re asking is even more embarrassing.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@TruthHurts_LUHG Called oversize clothing, instead of attempting to body shame someone you should look up clothe sizes etc, there’s a reason why he’s a professional footballer.

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@shaneforbes @ChampionsLeague @FCBayernEN You’ve had 3 months to think of this reply while he had 2 seconds...

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@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@SpawnUpgg Scump is so Goated for saying “you play battleshits” what a game! Used to play this in work all the time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@paulbunting77 @UtdWesleyy That’s not the same kit but we move…

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@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@TeamCRonaldo How?🤣 because he didn’t bring a 37 year old striker on but brought a midfielder on to see the game out… what’s the point in bringing on a striker when we can settle for a 2-0 win with a clean sheet? He’ll get minutes as he has been recently and hasn’t done anything with them.

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@Brandon_Eagless

5 years

Jason Miguel was the only geezer I know that could make you come in on your day off and make you feel like the bad guy, man was raw😂

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

6 years

@KingOfKorriban Yeah just pretend those west ham defenders aren’t actually there😂

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@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

#portiaandbrooke

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@thatbluemoonguy @KB9_Enthusiast @Hasa7iz69 @_Aluki_ @ManCity @ErlingHaaland A bit different when a team of united legends actually died in a tragic accident, granted the career ending injury was bad but Jesus, bringing the deaths of another team, that is classless.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@mac_thecurator @JakeSucky “SaYs ThE pErSoN wItH nO bLuE cHeCk”

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@MUFCRevival @UTDCJ_ @utdreport Oh so you’re one of those “fans” go and support someone else bud.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

8 years

Love a tough win👏🏼

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@NabidAhmed04 @UtdDistrict @Utd_Zohair Shocking that you gave him a 7, the games he’s played he made massive errors, Lindelof has been our best defender this season and that’s how bad we’ve been, solid 3/10 maybe a 4.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@SackOIe Just slow, doesn’t seem to be adapting to the speed yet, interceptions, tackling and general awareness of players is insane!

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@EricBaileyFC @MarcusRashford @premierleague Becoming as clinical as martial? The guy creates his own goals as we have no option, he’s the only reason we’re this high in the league so I think your comment is way out of context, take his goals away and I bet we’re 35-40 points behind them

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

6 months

@Fasttyv @DanielMcHu29473 @KCmasterpiece69 “Your just bad and don’t know what getting banned feels like” yeah real flex that🤣 what he’s saying about accuracy is possibly correct, games do take human error into account and if you’re spamming a macro (which my friend did and got banned for) then it’ll recognise it. Lol.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@jkrprajapati @GaryLineker Doesn’t matter how many we had, it’s how we earned them, not by poor officiating

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

8 months

@Lukedutchh It’s not too bad tho, tommys arms are like stretch arm strong

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

9 months

@Babywock_ @WateryShoe @Twitch @FortniteGame Swear he used to be like this on CoD, he’s dog on most FPS games so gets toxic when he gets killed and that girl who reported them, hopefully she gets dealt with, false reporting whilst hating on another streamer… @TwitchSupport bruh

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@UtdWesleyy Manchester United are now interested in Michael Chopra, £1m buyout clause but it’s understood that united would like to pay £70m plus add-ons.

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@Brandon_Eagless

8 years

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

Yooo @pizzahutuk , just rang up to see how long my order was gonna be and he said “it is what it is mate” and put the phone down, can I go down and strangle the waste man? Was only asking how long roughly it was gonna be🥴 40 minutes late as it is🥴

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

2 years

@UtdDistrict @DTathletic Nothing to do with Ole when you have the glazers who are looking for big names to make big commercial value off.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

A battle with mental health is something nobody should have to experience.

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@arifidzi18 @kismetUtd @totalcristiano If I remember rightly, 18 year old Ronaldo made Ashley Cole (arsenal) do the splits

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

3 years

@UtdWesleyy I’ll be honest, I think he’s adjusting to his weight, since coming back I’m not sure if many have noticed but he’s bulked up a lot, I think he’s going through the CR7 stage, remember CR7 after the 2006 World Cup? Came back and bulked up, hopefully he finds his feet soon!

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

4 years

@j_monument @BrianMcFadden @piersmorgan Oh shut up you melt😂

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🔰Brandon Eagles🔰

@Brandon_Eagless

7 years