. @BobLaxative Twitter profile

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@BobLaxative

22 days

How you feel about Bob Laxative really is the CT IQ test

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@BobLaxative

22 days

You literally had me make you a business deck, raised capital on it, cut me out of everything, then admitted to doing so on Twitter multiple times over You now sell watches without papers to people 🫡

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@BobLaxative

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Nobody: Me: "Yeah. I hedge." The hedge:

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@BobLaxative

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@amuse It's a shame that someone with such a great handle thinks that I missed out on a $700b dollar opportunity with a *checks notes* a scammer in Dubai selling watches without papers.

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@JohnGal43951639 I'm retarded but not walk 6km to get a TAXI kind of retarded

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@BobLaxative

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If you ever print 7 figures from dirt in a quick amount of time in this space, and you haven't made money like this before, flat and spend the next month not trading & figure out your best way to allocate. You'll blow it otherwise.

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@BobLaxative

22 days

Notice how he didn't deny anything & just blocked me. 75iq can't be stopped. Don't buy a fake watch. Happy to refer you to @watchking69

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@BobLaxative

26 days

You guys realize if old school Bitcoin guys wanted to gamble with their BTC they've had oh I don't know a decade to do that with BTC directly and they've had 9 years to figure out how to bridge to ETH. If they were going to, they would have.

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@BobLaxative

23 days

Former Wall Street Macro Trader with a cross-asset newsletter can't do basic cross-margin math. Lol.

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@BobLaxative

27 days

It's 10am in China; I've seen Chinese people shit their pants and sit at the slot machine for 24 hours straight. They don't give a fuck what the desert people are doing to each other.

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@BobLaxative

27 days

Trading is cool, but have you ever tried spending a day with your grandpa?

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@BobLaxative

22 days

bitlord getting used as exit liq on retardio is poetry on a level I can't quite describe with words

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@BobLaxative

26 days

believe in the undisclosed presale 😹

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@BobLaxative

24 days

Watching a CEX wallet on phantom for engagement bait is hilarious

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portfolio update

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@BobLaxative

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Death will be my final lover & life will always be something I don't understand

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@BobLaxative

26 days

Only 9 of these wallets have been claimed I know it's hard to read but I can make out at least 60

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@BobLaxative

22 days

@maxs_drafts ? I wasted 5 hours of my time & he just wasted years of his life as his grift just died. Who owns who?

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@BobLaxative

22 days

Knowing all the visitors have been jeeting this to me so they can go chase is absolutely hilarious. own onli boden nd be happy

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@BobLaxative

22 days

@masonxbradford @maxs_drafts Yes.

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@BobLaxative

25 days

Life's a race & I'm the racist.

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@BobLaxative

22 days

Honestly my best rebrand to date

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@BobLaxative

26 days

Hey mimany and boden cabal guys quit trying to fragment and offshoot and spin up dog shit among a subset of one another. Just work together on the big shit. None of yall are cooks, respectfully

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@BobLaxative

26 days

Z looked mad zesty out there from the clips I've seen

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@BobLaxative

27 days

Isreal, Iran the bag up.

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@BobLaxative

21 days

>BL calls out larp >within 24h he's tweeting about getting molested by his uncle hmm

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@BobLaxative

27 days

Can't believe these jews had to shoot missiles off in the middle of the night. Come on, I'm trying to gamble.

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@BobLaxative

21 days

BOB LAX HAS A DREAM BOB LAX HAS BEEN TO THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

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@BobLaxative

22 days

It's incredible I get to larp as this nigga for the rest of the bull market. Did nothing wrong other than happen to be on the wrong call at the wrong time.

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@BobLaxative

25 days

Happy birthday big guy. To celebrate I'm giving away 80 Solana wallets with 10 $SOL in them each. RT and drop your $SOL address for a chance to win 10 $SOL ($1500)

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@BobLaxative

25 days

Doing 6 million hours of concentration curls at my local gym today

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@BobLaxative

22 days

How many fake RMs did you scam off of people last bull market? @cryptoaladeen

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@BobLaxative

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@ACuh55 @casadelu_

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@BobLaxative

21 days

Just a reminder to never work with DEI crybabies in this space. NEVER.

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@BobLaxative

22 days

If you're the boden or wif dev you kinda just got to end it all right?

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@BobLaxative

27 days

He just told me that he thinks Nancy Pelosi was responsible for January 6th. Dead serious. Levels of based I didn't know existed.

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@BobLaxative

27 days

Trading is cool, but have you ever tried spending a day with your grandpa?

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@BobLaxative

21 days

People be like, "why are you wearing glasses?" Caused I fried my eyes out staring at the Bitcoin chart 24 hours a day in 2013! Any further questions broke ass? 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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@BobLaxative

27 days

Nobody: My timeline if ansem wins:

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@BobLaxative

26 days

we are double digit percentage off the local lows

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feed is very toxic again bottom near, up imminent

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@BobLaxative

25 days

Nah this is insane you people are genuinely retarded.

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@BobLaxative

26 days

No way did musk give my dead alt account verification 😹😹🥂

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@BobLaxative

27 days

"yeah bro here's the link hurry up the bonding curve is almost full" "alright I'm in" *full stack hitlers the entire clip* "oh damn who sold alright buying more here"

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@BobLaxative

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The fact that you think your scamming ass is going to be able to stick around is quite unreal.

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@BobLaxative

27 days

@CaramelCoffee8 Time to get traced to the source, buddy.

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@BobLaxative

23 days

Who the fuck are these people LMFAOOOOOO

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@BobLaxative

23 days

idk just felt like some people need to see this today rt if you agree

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@BobLaxative

21 days

Yeah if I was knocking up Romanian escorts I'd probably have this take too

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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Andrew Tate says men who engage in sexual activity with women because it feels good are gay

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@BobLaxative

26 days

Nobody: Jews, every time they need to get filled on cryptographic currencies:

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@BobLaxative

23 days

This is the technology half the influencers told you you couldn't miss btw.

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@BobLaxative

27 days

WWIII was breaking out for the third time in the last 7 days and everyone is busy shilling dogshit vaporware on the timeline & you still think either: 1.) the top is already in 2.) the 4-year cycle thing will be forever instead of up only forever with side bubbles during macro

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@BobLaxative

27 days

This is literally the last thing we need rn

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@BobLaxative

24 days

I'm in trouble

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@zachxbt

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Putting final touches this week on an investigation I have been working on for 15+ months. By far my biggest project to date and I look forward to sharing it soon. Expect no other new posts in the meantime.

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@BobLaxative

22 days

POV: your "alpha" group

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@BobLaxative

26 days

Probably enough twitter for today guys

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@BobLaxative

23 days

boden at 60 cents really good r:r imo nfa dyor yada yada

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@BobLaxative

27 days

Not talking about a coin just cause I know my biggest hater also has a bag.

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@BobLaxative

24 days

Ask yourself how many times you wished you were in a coma so you wouldn't have jeeted early. Think about it. You literally wished you would be in a COMA instead of actively at your keyboard, doing the best you could. You're not a good trader. You got lucky. BL out 🫡

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@BobLaxative

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Only real BL followers gunna last. All that other bullshit is here today & gone tomorrow

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@BobLaxative

27 days

Someone in New York is going to have the chance to do the funniest thing imaginable.

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🚨 #BREAKING : The Boeing company is aiming to introduce flying cars to the market by 2030

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@BobLaxative

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Dudes really be trying their hardest not to dox just to realize 24,000 tweets in they doxxed themselves with the pizza box in their fridge on post #8

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@BobLaxative

23 days

this is incredible

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Possibly the greatest interview of the year.

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@BobLaxative

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Whatever CIA agent started the light yourself on fire bit, good job. Shits hilarious

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@BobLaxative

25 days

If you haven't noticed, I just want to do my own thing. There's no need to wrap me into anything, lest there be any confusion. Hope I can anti-kol without being hated for that lmao.

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@BobLaxative

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I will tell you when I make it. There won't be signs. There will be me going on the most unhinged posting rant you've ever seen, getting banned, and never being heard from again.

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@BobLaxative

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The halving is practically tomorrow and they just let me relong where I longed last night again

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@BobLaxative

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I can’t wait for next week when everyone is begging for a dip

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@BobLaxative

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"noooooo you can't just pay $25 for an asset and hold it for 5 years and sell it for $250,000 later that's too long of a hold brooooooo"

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@BobLaxative

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crazy how people know how they can get they pockets exploden and they still don't get it

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@BobLaxative

27 days

This is the needed dip where the players that be show everyone if you just hold you'll be back in the green 2 weeks later. This is how they stick you with the -90% later.

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@BobLaxative

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Boden coded tweet

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@disclosetv

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NOW - Biden: "Four more years. Pause."

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@BobLaxative

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Whoever comes up with the narratives you guys cling to would probably do a great job being a manager at my retard factory

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@BobLaxative

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ETH GAS IS 7 GWEI LMFAOOOOOO gotta be bottom

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@BobLaxative

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Having the intelligence to know it's all for nothing is quite a burden. Ignorance is bliss. I am perfectly fine but the thought of how quickly most of us will be forgotten will always scratch at the back of my noggin.

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@BobLaxative

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Meme rotation is over... Simple as that. I think very few people recognize this There will be outliers ofc

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@BobLaxative

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Just so you guys know this image is circulating around a lot of OTC desks. Apparently, they only have 40 BTC left.

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@BobLaxative

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bullish on $mimany

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@BobLaxative

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What it feels like to trade crypto recently

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@BobLaxative

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There's no way Christie is out here calling other people fat

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CHRIS CHRISTIE: “If you look at Trump physically right now, he looks terrible.”

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when I say I'm locking in I want you to imagine a temperpedic mattress folded almost vertically together and I am in it, trading off my phone

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@BobLaxative

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Account doesn't exist if someone wants to claim the handle and tweet obnoxious shit. Fuck you ENS team. You are WHOLLY incompetent and will lose everything.

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They've also partnered with @SpindlXYZ , a Web3 attribution company, to introduce a referral program for .box registrations. For every registration you bring to .box, you will receive $18 USDC sent back to you onchain, rewarding you for helping grow the .box ecosystem! 🌱

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@BobLaxative

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You're about to be asking what happened to me

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WTF happened to Ryan Gosling!?

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I passed level 1 of the CFA cramming it in a week's time while blackout drunk for 90% of my study time. You got this, buddy

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I have 48 hours to lock in for an econometrics final. Do you believe in miracles?

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I'm not gunna post my opinion on runes because it's not worthwhile as you guys won't listen, but take your time on them if you participate. Huge unlock of capital flow, but I don't think anyone really stopped to ask if we should be doing this lol

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@BobLaxative

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You niggas are unfathomably weird

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@BobLaxative

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Happy Monday, be thankful you get to do it all again

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There will be a point in time where you realize BL was always the good guy, but I won't be around to see it.

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@BobLaxative

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You can milk a cow, you can milk your girlfriend, don't milk your mutuals. Do the honorable thing and sell everything in one clip.

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Yup

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Size loaded and we are onsides. Send this shit. We got eth and solana longs, spot bags, and a cheeky BTC high lev shit that could get popped quickly but that's not my problem.

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Options for the new dog you get to vote once let's have it

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@BobLaxative

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No poor people are poor because they are retarded. It's that simple. It's an iQ test and nothing more. If you're trying to socialize private gains, you're also retarded. Hope this clears things up.

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This is exactly what I've been saying Poor people are poor because they make extremely preventable bad choices repeatedly. Over & over again No amount of money solves that When you give someone with poor decision making skills money, all they do is make a bad decision with it

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Insane

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

@SaycheeseDGTL

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Ryan Garcia cashed out a $12M winning ticket from a gambling company this morning, after he bet $2M on himself to win last night. “He was a huge underdog because Vegas thought he was going crazy”