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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

23 days

My kingdom for some nuance.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

I want a @michael_saylor and @elonmusk debate.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

@SenWarren Stop lying to everyone. Prices are up because of monetary inflation. Stocks are up because of QE and inflation. Capitalism is the only thing holding things together.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

@JustinTrudeau Do not go home. Do not give up. The state has turned evil.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

It’s so amazing that this photo exists.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Did you know that the Cardano logo was made to look like an anus? The designer wanted to capture the shitcoin essence and show exactly where users will feel it when they get rekt.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Bitcoin will never have positive media coverage until Bitcoiners start buying off mass media too.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

The most successful people I've met: 1. Lie constantly 2. Sold their soul 3. Are innately narcissistic 4. Are maniacally obsessed 5. Believe their own bullshit 6. Build sock puppet armies 7. Know very little 8. Constantly work to misinform 9. Take credit for the work of others

Pomp 🌪

@APompliano

6 years

The most successful people I've met: 1. Read constantly 2. Workout daily 3. Are innately curious 4. Have laser focus 5. Believe in themselves 6. Build incredible teams 7. Admit they know very little 8. Constantly work to improve 9. Demand excellence in everything they do

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

BREAKING: Bitcoin's largest and most divisive competitor, Ethereum, gave up competing for hashpower and fully transitioned to a corporate security today in what media is calling "The Merge." ETH prices fell 12% on the news.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Just thinking about fucking *Twitter* is adding Lightning Network before Coinbase & Kraken… How embarassing! 🤡

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Bitcoin is triggering Elon so hard.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

@realDonaldTrump What you call money, we call slavery. What you call thin air, we call math. What you call unlawful behavior, we call freedom.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Bitcoin will use the power of 7000 countries by the year 2030.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

4 years

You fukn idiots let Grayscale accumulate 500k BTC.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Every Bitcoiner is asking their boss if they can get paid today.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

4 years

@NYPD60Pct @NYPDBklynSouth @NYPDnews @NYPDShea Why though? Like, who actually benefits from this?

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

I am starting a campaign to convert all proof-of-stake money to proof-of-work. PoS projects have caused billions of dollars in losses to their users and lined the pockets of elite scammers. It has to stop. Change the code!!! #changethecode #proofofwork

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

🖕NEW! John Carvalho interviews Roger Ver! #bcash

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Haha I just noticed altcoins aren’t really bouncing with Bitcoin. Excellent.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

So, like, all the South American governments are wearing laser eyes in the same week. Surreal.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

Muted @Nouriel & @PeterSchiff , both irrelevant trolls trying to exploit Bitcoin for attention. Stop giving it to them and stop polluting our feeds by interacting with them plz.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Meet @JohnCarvalho . We have the same name, but recently some shitcoiners tried to use his misfortune to smear my reputation. John has a new baby girl and lost everything on Celsius. So I am asking you to help by donating some BTC to him here: 3Q5m2LTLZABvELbqUvSRmQnFFA8z2vP2qb

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

Can't wait for LTC to take over BCASH!!! #TheFlappening Arise chikun! So funny. @SatoshiLite

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

@wef @IdaAuken

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

So is El Salvador the country with the strongest local currency now?

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

I wouldn't believe Craig Wright is Satoshi even if he moved the fukn coins.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

1 year

This is, by far, my favorite bear market in my 10 years here. Everything is burning and all I am is excited.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

Some friendly advice for @ToneVays : Maybe don't reveal that you shorted the bottom by using an exchange you aren't allowed to, then shill that exchange to your fans, get banned, then reveal half your success comes from that process, then ask people to pay double for your advice.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

My new restaurant chain is called Fiat Pizza that only accepts Bitcoin.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 months

Ethereum, the kidney stone of the digital economy. This too shall pass.

microscopic images.

@microscopicture

3 months

calcium oxalate crystal (kidney stone) at 8,000x magnification

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

8 months

Imagine how Satoshi would feel if you told him that all the Bitcoin was held at exchanges, banks, and the elite, and that all we managed to accomplish was an upgraded banking infrastructure over Lightning. Now tell me why you think we are not on that path?

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Forgot about this one. $luna

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

I wanna take a moment to point out that despite all the "trolling" in #Bitcoin , we very rarely see people attacking each other for how they look, their race, or religion, etc. We are largely merit-based in our discourse, and ya'll should be proud of that.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

It was really nice of Bukele to give everyone in El Salvador $26 in BTC today.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

It's a good day to add Bitcoin to your balance sheet.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

3 years ago, I began a journey to make tokens on Lightning a reality. Today, we reached major milestone, creating the first Tether (USDT) ⚡️Lightning channel and transaction! Video below!

Synonym

@Synonym_to

2 years

Witness the first #Tether stablecoin transaction in a ⚡️Lightning channel! @OmniBOLT @Omni_Layer @Tether_to $USDT @Synonym_to

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

As a follow-up, these interviews are very difficult for me. I know I'm not perfect & I certainly don't know everything, but it's important to me to protect Bitcoin, even if it means showing my ass. Thank you for your support, I hope you are still there for me when I fuck up too.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Plan B

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

1 year

So, the Biden laptop was always real, always showed Bidens in bed with Ukraine, was never misinfo planted by Russia, probably lost Trump the election, and now Biden is constantly funneling billions to Ukraine... and there is no investigation or anything being done?

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@BitcoinErrorLog

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

4 years

Imagine having a shitcoin so worthless that the most valuable thing you can do with it is burn it.

CoinDesk

@CoinDesk

4 years

FULL STORY: XLM's price surged 14% after @StellarOrg announced it had burned more than half of the cryptocurrency's supply. CEO @DenelleDixon says the foundation didn't need all the tokens it was sitting on. @BradyDale reports from Mexico City.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Elon Musk can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

4 years

Pomp is slaying lately for mainstream Bitcoin. Thank you, @APompliano .

cryptograffiti

@cryptograffiti

4 years

Love this clip of @APompliano explaining the importance of #Bitcoin to @stoolpresidente 🔥🔥🔥

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

Fuck the mainstream. Fuck mass adoption as a design goal. Bitcoin is punk rock. If you can't take the heat, get the fuck out the kitchen.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Good morning, @APompliano promoted this. Reputation is more important than fame, followers, or wealth as measure of trust. If people are exploitative & often wrong, stop listening to them. It doesn't matter if they are nice if their mental models and incentives are off. 1/2

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

1 year

Helloooooooo to all the newly minted Bitcoin Maximalists! Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

@brockpierce @MilenaMayorga @nayibbukele Let’s be real, you are there to sort out how you can inject shitcoins into the mix. You are an infiltrator, not a delegation. @nayibbukele , you can’t trust shitcoiners, they have their own agenda.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Wtf is this garbage, @cryptocom ? Stop targeting noobs, it is evil! Add Lightning Network support instead.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

Hey Satoshi, it'd be pretty cool if you key-signed a message saying Craig is fraud. Just saying.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Remember that time the guy from The Big Short said Bitcoin was in a bearish "head and shoulders" chart pattern and then BTCUSD went to all-time-highs? That was great.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Elon met with the miners, everything is cool now. All hail the technoking.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

3 years

Spoke with North American Bitcoin miners. They committed to publish current & planned renewable usage & to ask miners WW to do so. Potentially promising.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

Hey @coinbase , in what paradigm does it make sense to withhold customer bcash tokens, release a market without liquidity, and delay #segwit all the while? Y'all are a buncha fuckfaces.

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@cryptoprofits

6 years

@coinbase alrightyyyyyyy

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

I am thankful for Do Kwon and Terra for giving us such an excellent story to reference and use as a lesson to future shitcoin-ponzi believers. All popular narratives in "crypto" are built with ponzi schemes as their engine. How embarrassing to be involved!

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 months

Ethereum will be pretty much dead in 5 years.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

@SenWarren All you deliver is lies. Bitcoin is the people’s money and you will never stop it.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

4 months

"Use something else" is not form of scaling. Liquid is not Bitcoin. It is not "on" Bitcoin. It is not a "layer" of Bitcoin. There are no bitcoins "in" the Liquid network. You cannot pay anyone in bitcoin while using Liquid. Liquid is an entirely separate blockchain, like…

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

This is the absolute worst thing they could do to us. If you want to rebel over something, this is it. KYC internet access is maximum dystopia. We would lose ALL digital freedom.

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@echo_chamberz

3 years

The World Economic Forum wants to force you to use ID to log onto the internet

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

You don't have enough bitcoin.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Bear market can't end until: 🔳 Saylor is underwater 🔳 UST/Luna ponzi explodes 🔳 Jeremy Rubin gives up on CTV 🔳 Defi marketcap is 95% down from peak 🔳 Twitter removes NFT feature Sorry, I don't make the rules!

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Withdraw your Bitcoin.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Sorry, shitcoiners, it literally says Bitcoin.

Nayib Bukele

@nayibbukele

3 years

I’ve just sent the #BitcoinLaw to Congress 🇸🇻

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

1 month

Okay I am done with Bitcoin Magazine, BTC inc, and all of its people, projects, and events. Boycotted, blacklisted, and blocked. All management needs to be replaced, and, really, new ownership is probably needed.

Pledditor

@Pledditor

1 month

This is a sponsored article on @BitcoinMagazine . That means at a certain price, you can pay them to promote any shitcoin you like on their website.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

🤣

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

I just sent $1478.51 in BTC to the #WeAreAllHodlonaut defense fund. This is currently all of the profits from selling the space cat merchandise at @BITCOINTELPRO .

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

If Bitcoin falls to $50k, will you be okay? If Bitcoin falls to $35k, will you be okay? Are you okay right now? Stay okay. Don't trade.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Shitcoiners: Shitcoins are very profitable & popular! Bitcoin maximalists: Okay but you're exploiting ignorance to make people poor. Shitcoiners: But so many people are doing it, you should too! Maxis: No, I have integrity & want to be a positive force. Shitcoiners: tOxiC!!!

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

I want a @nic__carter and @elonmusk debate.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

I don't think Bcash should have an itcoin.

Roger Ver

@rogerkver

6 years

I don't think Bitcoin should have a core.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Someone check on PlanB

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

I've been in crypto for more than 6 years now, and promising interest has NEVER been a good sign. Run.

Pomp 🌪

@APompliano

5 years

BANG BANG! @TheRealBlockFi is launching a Bitcoin and Ether deposit account today where you get paid 6% annual interest, compounding monthly, paid in cryptocurrency. Bringing the HEAT on a Tuesday 🔥🔥

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

8 months

Good morning, Satoshi was a noob. There are objective errors and half-baked ideas throughout the writings of Satoshi Nakamoto. Like all of us, he was not perfect, and even today, pretty much no one can confidently and clearly describe all of the dynamics involved within Bitcoin…

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

EVERYONE must endure the brutal Bitcoin rite of passage of a bear market where their investments are severely under water. This includes Elon, Jack, and Saylor. And you.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

I think they are lying about how many people are vaccinated.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

4 years

PayPal is not selling BTC, they are selling "PayPal BTC" and, like all custodial BTC, it might not even exist. They are also selling shitcoins. So it'll be our hard work re-educating all these people, and getting spit at in the process, as usual.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

Fuck you, Craig!

Binance

@binance

5 years

#Binance Will Delist $BCHSV

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

📺Watch me interview Charlie Lee next Wednesday! ❓What questions would you like answered? @SatoshiLite @BitcoinErrorLog @XotikaTV #bitcoin #litecoin

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

There is still time to exit your JPG positions.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

4 years

What is the actual logic behind collecting taxes and giving money to all taxpayers concurrently?

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

@BrendanBlumer What if EOS didn't exist and we had a $4b budget for educating and advancing Bitcoin & Lightning? #ftfy

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 months

Things i remember: - Bitcoin Magazine picking itself up from irrelevance with a cool new brand, bitcoin-only content, and growing the team with successful fan conferences - The NFT shitcoin cycle trapping and rekting thousands of enthusiastic newcoiners, while enriching some of…

The Bitcoin Magazine

@thebtcmag

2 months

And just like that, we completed the SPAM collection (for now).

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

1 year

A subset of Core devs are currently trying to attack Bitcoin by forcing a pet agenda to make all transactions RBF by default. This attack includes bitcoin-dev mailing list lies and lobbying, code changes in Core node, and bribery attempts to miners. 1/5

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Bitcoin will hit $500,000 next week. Follow me on Twitter.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

5 years

@_Kevin_Pham Not as dead as your reputation.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Good morning, a decentralized blockchain does not have a roadmap.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 months

@cb_doge A website can't protect a child, that is the family's job.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Sorry, but I don't believe one goddamn thing China says about Bitcoin or what is happening there about Bitcoin, trading, mining... None of it.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

1 year

ALL YOUR INFLATION ARE BELONG TO US

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

He also said to buy a dog coin at the top, and shilled an ICO that dropped 99% in value, but sure, follow his advice, more BTC for me!

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

I got 200 new followers today by defending Bitcoin Maximalism. Sorry, antimaxis, whatever you are doing is backfiring!

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Say something, @elonmusk . SAY SOMETHING.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 years

Hey @PeterMcCormack , @ercwl , @AriDavidPaul , @bitcoin , @to this is your chance to step up and right your wrongs. Thanks.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

Bitcoin traders have had years of grueling training: 24/7 market, extreme volatility, mass liquidations, fomo, fud, and more. Welcome Wall St, and good luck... you're gonna fucking need it. #whostheboss #bitcoin

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@business

6 years

Bitcoin futures rally trips Cboe circuit breaker, triggering a brief halt

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Feeling sad for all the new altcoiners. They really do think Bitcoin is a bunch of boomer idiots... sigh. #hfsp

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

2 months

@ecb Cry harder.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

3 years

Altcoins are still severely overpriced.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

1 year

Communism 2.0: They want you to be worried about AI taking jobs because they want you to ask for UBI. They want you to ask for UBI so they can justify CBDCs (food stamps). They want CBDCs so they can justify issuing digital IDs. They want to control EVERYTHING & EVERYONE.

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John Carvalho

@BitcoinErrorLog

6 years

Salty Roger sold his Bitcoins at $6k, gets offended at #bcash name, judges me for adult business... Then calls $10k #bitcoin cripple coin while shilling a gambling site. 🤔